Great time travel

Chapter 70, The Return and the End

In February 1349, nearly a year after coming to this world, all the merciful "angels" who sent down divine grace and saved the world suddenly publicly announced that since mortals have obtained the method of self-help, they have finally consummated their merits and virtues. He is about to return to heaven to serve God.

Suddenly hearing this news, all the medieval European Christians who had just escaped the catastrophe, especially the new teachers and students of Hogwarts College in Oxford and the subjects of the Kingdom of England, were shocked for a while, and some even knelt down. He fell in front of the angels, begging and holding back.

However, due to the firmness of these angels, they, the British, had no choice but to accept this unfortunate fact after repeated persuasion was ineffective.

"...Before we leave, we have something to say." Doraemon said solemnly with a straight face, "...you must remember it."

The British people around the angels immediately put on a posture of listening attentively, pricking up their ears one by one, for fear of missing any word.

"...I have already said before that the reason why this great plague has come to the world today is fundamentally due to mortals committing crimes and deviating from the righteous way... I remember that at the beginning of the creation of the world, human barns and fields were infested with rats , God said, let there be cats, so people who suffer from rats have cats in the world. And God said, you must love cats as you love me... The first people were indeed taught humbly, and regarded cats as as well as the important members of their own family, so that their house is free from the plague of rats. But as time goes by, more and more fools completely forget the command of God, not only forgetting the teaching of the Lord, blaspheming If you violated his laws, you no longer love the cats that help you catch mice, but you dare to frame these holy creatures as monsters, and use the most cruel means to kill them without reason! What a crime!

Even so, the Almighty Lord still did not give up on you, but repeatedly issued oracles, telling the world to correct evil and return to righteousness, but all of them were ignored, and finally the terrible plague was brought from the east by rats... If you did not go against the law and commit suicide Road, hunt and kill cats indiscriminately, then these holy creatures can wipe out the rats that spread the plague, and block the haze of death from your home.It is entirely because of your stupid sins that you seek your own death that this plague is so terrible, but it can also be used as a divine punishment to harvest the lives of those who deviate from the righteous way! "

Doraemon wore a pair of cat ear hairpins, and talked so eloquently with a godlike temperament, and said to everyone: "... In the distant past, the Almighty God once destroyed mankind with a great flood, just for Punish the deep sins of the ancients. To this day, this great plague came to wash away your sins... If you want to avoid such divine punishment from coming to the world again, you must follow the teachings of the Lord, absolutely not There is not even the slightest distortion. For this reason, I distribute these texts that record the righteous way to you, and make a covenant with you here, and must re-spread these forgotten righteous ways. At that time, after you have completed your merits and virtues , will surely come to heaven to see God and enjoy His blessings..."

——It has to be said that Doraemon has done his best so that the cats in this world will no longer suffer from the misfortune of killing for no reason.

Regarding the above-mentioned lectures, all the devout Christians in England are all self-righteous, and respectfully accepted the illustrated booklet of "Ten Commandments of Cat Worship Club" issued by Doraemon, without any objection.Immediately while lamenting "Without the guidance of angels, where is our future", while voluntarily grasping the tension, taking advantage of the last bit of time, various parting gifts for the angels were presented one after another like running water.

For those gifts of gold, silver, jewelry, woolen fur, etc., Doraemon, Wang Qiu and others naturally accepted them with pleasure - no one would think that money was too much.Those homemade cloths, live chickens, and small handicrafts can barely be accepted, and they are rightly regarded as local products in the countryside.But the problem is that the gifts given by some ordinary citizens are so different that it is unacceptable...Looking at the crowd of all kinds of "stargazers" in front of me, especially the pair of dead couples Fish eyes, all the traversers couldn't help but look at each other with a sense of embarrassment for a while, and fell silent.

Hey, how much do you English people like stargazing pie?

"...Ahem... Everyone, don't always look at this famous traditional British dish with colored eyes! This is just a difference in aesthetics between the East and the West. Let's put aside the color, fragrance and so on. The nostalgia for life and dissatisfaction with fate revealed in his eyes, we can see that there is indeed a realm, except for British cooks, which cook can put such deep feelings into a dish?"

At the beginning, Li Wei tried to excuse the person who offered this thing, but in the end, even he himself couldn't help but burst out laughing.

In addition, because the teachers and students of Hogwarts College are relatively well-informed, they have heard sporadic complaints from the "angels" about the star-gazing school. They think that the "angels" may not like to see fish heads, so in After brainstorming, they improved the Stargazing Pie, which they made by themselves and dedicated to the angels to see off - changing the fish head up to the fish head down, so that fish tails with different postures poked out of the pie crust!
—— Seeing this improved version of Stargazing Pie, which is like the famous dish "Loach Drilling Tofu", Wang Qiu became even more speechless for a while.

However, the matter is not over here-in addition to the "traditional content" of looking up at the Star Pie with a whole fish as stuffing, Queen Joan's royal chefs have further opened up their minds and presented a dish made with a whole small fish to the angels. "Royal Family Looking Up at the Star Pie" with chicken stuffing.And very creatively buried the whole chicken body in the cake, only a pair of scorched black and convulsive chicken paws poking up to the sky, just like the hands of the buried alive stretching out to the sky... plus the chicken feet that were baked into taupe for some reason The pie crust, from a distance, looks like a group of chickens falling into the swamp in an upside-down position!

"...Hey, what a group of pitiful creatures who can't wait to die, Britain really deserves to be the leader in the dark cooking world since ancient times!"

Looking at the chicken feet that seemed to be dying, Wang Qiu could only let out a helpless sigh, "...how to deal with these things?"

When everyone heard the words, they all showed disgusted expressions and took a few steps back one after another.In the end, Doraemon stood up, squeezed his nose, and put these "medieval British delicacies", which can be called curious shapes, into his four-dimensional space bag, "...forget it, let me put it away, anyway There is also fish in it, which can be fed to stray cats on the streets of Tokyo, and maybe given to homeless people sleeping in cardboard boxes under bridge holes..."

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In addition to offering gifts and food, the people gathered in Oxford did their best in the shortest possible time to hold a farewell ceremony for the angels as grand as possible—the cold wind was still mixed with sporadic light snow in early February Among them, these pious medieval Europeans put on the best clothes at home regardless of the cold weather, and gathered by the Black Lake of Hogwarts College, facing the "angels" who were about to leave together. Kneeling on one knee, at the same time, under the leadership of the church choir, they sang in unison the "Farewell Song" written by the great writer Boccaccio overnight:
"... I beg God to listen now, I am not trying to steal your power.

At this moment, I beg God to listen to me. All life in the world is unique.

Even if I am not chosen by fate, I still beg the gods to give me hope at this moment.

Although I know that everyone in the world has good and evil, I am willing to exchange hope for those who ask for forgiveness..."

——As ordinary people in the middle and lower classes of society, they don't know the inside story of the transactions between the "black-hearted angels" and the "magisters of the world". I saved myself in the midst of death, so my heart is filled with the purest gratitude.

At the same time, those cats who were brought to this world by Doraemon also gathered around and played a chaotic meowing chorus.

Rao has just been turned off by the dark cuisine with British characteristics, but in the face of such pure and strong piety and gratitude, since all debts have been paid off, Doraemon's performance indicators have recovered greatly Mr. Meng was still deeply moved.

"...Hey, in this weather, cats should be huddled up in the kotatsu obediently! And these people are also..."

Squinting his eyes and looking at the group of cats whose hair was blown wildly by the wind and snow, and the crowd who were also shivering from the cold with blue cheeks, Doraemon couldn't help but sighed, "...No matter what So, we’re still bringing some good changes to the world after all, right?”

Having said that, Doraemon suddenly turned his head, looked into Wang Qiu's eyes, and said with a very tangled and complicated expression.

——Although he was once blackened under the pressure of usury, in terms of heart, he is still that innocent and kind-hearted doraemon.

Therefore, after returning from his long-lost morality, he naturally felt a little guilty about some of his previous actions in this world.

"...Yes, Doraemon, although our arrival and actions have made their lives different from before, some places may have suffered some losses (gold coins from all over Europe are estimated to have been taken away) at least half), but the benefits they get will definitely only be more!

First of all, the modern hygiene concepts we teach them can greatly reduce their chances of contracting various plagues, improve their quality of life, and prolong their lifespan and health.Secondly, the American high-yielding crops you collected for them, as well as the high-tech crops of the future world, can not only enrich the tables of those European nobles, but also allow the poor who are half-starved all year round to obtain sufficient rations.Then, the [Encyclopedia of Magic] you left behind will not only protect them from the threat of almost all plagues within a few years, but also help them survive the plague after the plague. During the weakest period of time, they successfully repelled the invasion of various foreign enemies... Even if they had to bear a temporary sacrifice, after so many good changes, how could their society not have a bright future? ? "

Hearing Wang Qiu's comforting words, Doraemon couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and the guilt that was pent up in his heart also dissipated a lot.

However, what Doraemon didn't expect was that Wang Qiu actually lied on this issue!
In fact, according to Wang Qiu's consistent pessimistic attitude and the so-called Murphy's Law, the answer he came up with on this question is actually: the fate line of the future Europe, whose world has been completely derailed by the traversers, is definitely worse than the original one. The situation after the Black Death catastrophe was even worse...

First of all, although the traversers saved many people with compassion and sanctity, and selflessly taught them a lot of advanced medical and health knowledge, but because of the compound plague weapon released by Doraemon in retaliation, the people they killed were only There will be more—the death toll in Europe during the Black Death era has climbed from the original 500 million to about 6000 million in one breath, and the original total population of Europe was only 8000 million...

It took Europeans in history nearly two centuries to multiply and increase their population after the Black Death. Only after entering the Age of Discovery did the total population of Europe return to the level on the eve of the Black Death.But now, facing such a terrifying death rate of up to three-quarters, it is even more unknown that it will take years of the monkey to recover—whether it is civilization or society, its foundation is composed of population. If the population is gone, or the population has plummeted to a point where it is difficult to recover, then no matter how advanced and civilized this society is, what future is there?

Secondly, the high-yielding crops in the Americas collected by [Random Gate], as well as several high-tech crops of the 22nd century produced by Doraemon, can be said to be very good and powerful.However, after the black death was swept away, the contradiction between man and land in Europe has been greatly alleviated. In many places, this contradiction does not even exist. With the death of farmers and landlords, the most fertile farms It has become a wilderness. Even if the farms and pastures are given to farmers free of charge, no one can be found to claim them!It's all been tossed to such an extent, how can there be any population pressure?Under such circumstances, there is no shortage of food in Europe at all, and no matter how good the high-yield crops are, apart from more new tricks on the table, they are also dispensable to them.

Third, the spells recorded by Doraemon in the [Dictionary of Magical Encyclopedia] do not have the user restriction of "only for European Christians".Any spell that European Christians can use can also be used by Arab pagans, only they can recite the words of the spell fluently.

Although in today's context, the first purpose of anyone getting a spell book is to cure diseases and save lives, but it will soon turn into killing people.

In fact, according to the information collected by the [micro-reconnaissance satellite], it seems that Jewish businessmen are already quietly smuggling genuine or pirated copies of the "Manual of Spells", and then selling them at high prices to the Arab tribes occupying North Africa and southern Spain—— Their territory happens to be within the effective range of the [Encyclopedia of Magic]... At that time, in the Spanish peninsula and the Mediterranean Sea, I am afraid that various magic battles will be staged frequently!

Of course, even if there were no unscrupulous businessmen to pass on the secret of the spell, just based on the frequency of wars between European aristocrats and lords who fight every three days and fight every five days, there will definitely be frequent wars on the land of Europe after the plague. All kinds of fireballs and lightning strikes against each other, knocking out human brains from dog brains, and leaving cities and castles in the end-time scene-thus further reducing the already scarce European population.

Calculated in this way, since the destructive power of war has increased many times in an instant, but people's ideology cannot be changed for a while, it is already very good that the poor medieval European civilization can not regress amidst such frequent destruction, and Where can we talk about progress and development?
Fourth, the "healing magic" in the [Encyclopedia of Magic] is indeed very good and powerful, but because these "healing magics" are so good and powerful, they will inevitably rob all doctors and pharmacists of their jobs, causing European Total obsolescence of medicine.After the [Encyclopedia of Magic] is damaged and invalid, and the "healing magic" no longer exists, that scene will be really... Well, anyway, it will only be a few years at most, and I hope that those European doctors who have changed their careers or are living on their laurels will not be there yet. Forget about their expertise—but they're already stinky enough that patients die alike if they're cured or not.

Fifth, the absolute authority of the Catholic Church, which was supposed to be shaken at the beginning, has been greatly strengthened. Of course, this is only a long-term impact, and it is not very important. In fact, even in the original history, the church’s thinking The imprisonment also continued for a very long time.

Finally, as the saying goes, "The higher you climb, the harder you fall". It is precisely because of the various wonderful spells in the Encyclopedia of Magic that it has brought too many miracles and conveniences to every European in this era. When suddenly forced to lose it one day, the resulting social backlash and madness will be unimaginable.Don't look at these devout European Christians who are now willing to kneel in front of Doraemon Bi and "listen to the hadith" respectfully. These cats, which were regarded as monsters last year, are treated as meticulously as their own ancestors.But on the day when the "magic energy fails", God knows how many unlucky cats will become the object of venting their anger, thrown into the fire, or hanged and drowned by distraught people!

In short, in Wang Qiu's eyes, this world has already emerged a horrible scene like the collapse of the Mayan civilization and the fall of the Roman Empire. To a certain extent, it is definitely inevitable.

As the new round of cat abuse movement unfolds, as the [Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary] gradually reaches the limit of use, I am afraid that it will also enter the countdown.

But, even if the future of the Europeans in this world is so bleak (the future of cats seems to be equally bleak), for Wang Qiu, an unscrupulous reincarnation who "leaves after earning money and scoring points", if you want to He is responsible for the future of every plot world that has come, and it is really a burden that life cannot bear.Therefore, what he can do now is to fool his companions with nice words, while laughing at himself in his heart, "What will the world be like after I leave... It's none of my business! Hahahaha" A heartless statement.

So, with the above thoughts in mind, Wang Qiu waved his hand to the senders for the last time, and then calmly opened the "Book of Time Traveling".

"...It's finally over...Pay [-] points to let the participant Li Wei return to the real world, and now everyone is leaving!"

Immediately afterwards, in the eyes of many senders in Oxford, the angels instantly turned into a holy white light, and disappeared forever between heaven and earth.

As devout Christians who have personally experienced the "God's Grace", they all firmly remember this moment, and they will not be able to forget it until a long time later...

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PS: According to the latest statistical survey data in Japan, the proportion of underage girls who have had at least one "*********" has risen from a quarter of the 90s of the last century to about half of the current level. In addition, the charging level has also increased significantly The rate of decline... I really don't know what to say.

And it's just about selling one's body for money... I'm afraid I won't be able to find a virgin until I go to elementary school or even kindergarten.

In addition, the cheating rate of married women in Japan has reached a new high, reaching about 40.00%, and even as high as 80.00% in some areas!
Generally speaking, the Kansai area is more conservative, and the folk customs are a little more simple.The Kanto region and Hokkaido are a bit unsightly.

Hey, it seems that the campus and urban fantasy depicted in those Japanese Japanese paintings also have some factual basis.