Great time travel

Chapter 32. Invite political commissar father to a brothel
PS: I had a sudden illness in the past two days, I felt uncomfortable and had a fever, so the update was interrupted for two days, please forgive me.

It is still not very comfortable, I can only say that I will try my best to maintain a stable update from the weekend.

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By the end of the fourth year of Chongzhen, the street appearance of Guangzhou City in this time and space has been greatly influenced by the "Australian thieves" from the 21st century. The streets are filled with buskers who "pull Australian films", and rickshaws running back and forth with bells ringing. , hawkers selling cigarettes and popsicles, mirror powder and needles and threads that ladies and ladies like, as well as soft drinks and "Kvass" (Russian low-alcohol sparkling wine brewed with bread) enjoyed by wealthy and idle people, and lighting fixtures for wealthy families. Kerosene lamps, rattan-shell thermos bottles that are always available in brothels and restaurants, and ice cubes that are sold in large quantities in summer... Needless to say, etc., especially as soon as you walk to Huifu Street, the atmosphere on the street looks similar to that in Guangzhou. It is completely different from other places, and it is even more different from the mainland cities of Ming Dynasty.

——Considering that this piece of land is someone else’s land after all, Guo Yi still didn’t make such a big move when he was running the Guangzhou station.But now, as the "Australian warship" swept across the Pearl River and bombarded Guangzhou, all the officials and gentry in the city were frightened into silence. The horse stood behind him, not daring to offend at all, almost turning a whole street into the territory of "Australians".Therefore, after Guo Yi renovated Zizhenzhai and Ziming Building, he simply hired someone to renovate the entire Huifu Street in the past six months. The slag is then compacted with a stone roller, and then the bluestone slabs are put down vertically, and the stone slabs are jointed with cement.Because Huifu Street is a relatively low-lying place, there was a problem of stagnant water all year round, so Guo Yi also ordered people to dig a drainage canal on the side of the street, and installed a floor drain made of cement. The drainage canal leads all the way to a In the big pond.After the self-contained generator at Guangzhou Station is completed, two rows of bright street lamps will light up along the street, as well as colorful light bulbs adorning Ziminglou and Zizhenzhai (with the technical capabilities of the Lingao Senate, it is not yet possible to make neon lights ), which amazed the common people in the market and became a must-visit scene of Guangzhou for tourists.

Moreover, for long-term considerations, Guo Yi also arranged for the soldiers of the Senate stationed in Guangzhou Station to patrol around Huifu Street in groups of four to maintain law and order and street hygiene. They were sent to the Guangzhou Dashijie construction site to work as coolies.

In this way, just like the foreign concessions in various treaty ports in China during the Republic of China, Huifu Street under the rule of the "Australians" has become the best and most exciting street in the entire city of Guangzhou. "Where there are so many people in the market, it is even more bustling now, and every inch of land is expensive.

Although it is already New Year's Eve, under the illumination of electric lights, the Welfare Street under the night is still full of people.There are scholars and gentlemen who are pretending to be pacing, and there are also drunks who are staggering to and fro, as well as prostitutes who are smeared and charming, and pimps who are full of obscenities and smiles. In addition to Ming Dynasty clothes, it is not uncommon to see pedestrians wearing "Australian clothes" such as Chinese tunic suits and pullovers.From time to time, people set off firecrackers and fireworks on the street, and there are children laughing and playing with various toys, or showing off their lucky money to their friends.And in the center of this bustling night scene, inside the brightly lit "Australian Gold Selling Cave" Ziming Building, there is even more joyful grand occasion.

——After learning that the big boss Guo Yi's father brought a group of "relatives" from the "Australian homeland" to see his son, the whole Ziming Building was a sensation.Several out-of-town gentlemen who were familiar with Guo Yi came forward to congratulate (the local gentry all celebrate the New Year at home, only foreigners will go to Ziminglou to eat flowers and wine on New Year's Eve)-because these Ming Dynasty natives have been with " "Australians" have been around for a long time, so no one is surprised by Professor Guo's Chinese tunic suit, thinking that everyone in Australia wears it like this.The chef of Ziminglou puts all his energy into showing off his skills. He sells good things like lobster, abalone, and bird's nest on the ground.

Those handsome male servants and beautiful waitresses also had flattering smiles on their faces, and they kept yelling "Master" one after another. If it wasn't for Guo Yi's presence, someone would have made eye contact——Gays in the late Ming Dynasty Prevalent, there are many rich men with good masculinity, and naturally there are also many men who sell their butts.As the top entertainment venue in Guangzhou, Ziminglou also had to fully consider the needs of customers and launched a number of basic services...

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However, despite the table of pure natural and pollution-free delicacies from mountains and seas, the flattery of so many servants and maids, and the singing and singing of a whole set of opera troupes, boss Guo Yi's father who came here to find his relatives "traveled thousands of miles" Guo Jing, a professor of Marxist philosophy who served as the political commissar in the team, still looked extremely ugly.And the other travelers who accompanied him also had embarrassing expressions on their faces, and their moods were distorted.

No way, who made this scene so weird, unexpected, and awkward?
——Since learning of the bad news of their son's disappearance, the old couple of the Guo family have been anxious and worried all day long, unable to eat or sleep well, fearing that their son would suffer something.Afterwards, he traveled to this world with untold hardships, and rushed to Guangzhou for several days. He suffered a lot along the way, but finally found out that Comrade Guo Yi, who had gnawed his wages to death in the Qingshui Yamen, had actually obtained a huge fortune here. , living a good life of being pampered and surrounded by servants, the waistline is at least one or two feet wider, and the whole person has a fat head and big ears, which is more comfortable than vacationing in the Hawaiian Islands-not to mention Professor Guo, just Even Wang Qiu, who was just an outsider who had been traveling for two days, felt an unknown fire burning in his chest, okay?
We are as tired as a dog trying to save you, but you are living such a happy life here - it's really unbearable!

Not to mention that after the reunion, Guo Yi didn't know how his brain grew, and actually took his father and a few juniors to a brothel in front of his female boss (Wang Qiu's mother Wang Meiling)... Although Wang Qiu also Knowing that there is a last resort, but this is still embarrassing your father!You know, Professor Guo is the kind of old political commissar and old party member who is said to be "made of special materials", and he may not be able to control other people who open brothels.But even his own son has opened a brothel, and he is already very restrained before he educates this bastard son with a **** iron fist!

And, what would your mother think if she found out that you took your father to a brothel?I'm afraid I'll be so angry that I want to break your father and son's legs!
——Wang Qiu is basically sure that whether it is his mother who likes to gossip or senior sister Ma Tong who can't control his mouth, they are all afraid of chaos in the world, and they probably won't keep this secret for the Guo family and his son... …Perhaps it would be a good idea to bring the old lady now?

Wang Qiu daydreamed so badly in his heart that a mischievous smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

At the same time, Guo Yi also clearly felt that his father seemed to be in a bad mood, and the expressions of other people were also very strange, but he didn't know how to ease the atmosphere. Suddenly, his brain short-circuited, and he actually called two of his friends. The women "Zhitao" and "Yi Liu" greeted the father-according to the establishment of the "Australian Bandit", these two Ming Dynasty aboriginal women who were recruited by the traversers said they were "Life Secretary" and "Confidential" member", but in fact it is synonymous with "Xiaomi", mistress and "house maid", except that one of them has also mastered the skill of sending telegrams.

In short, Guo Yi, a modern bachelor, was very lucky in the late Ming Dynasty. Although these two girls are both under 20 years old, they can definitely be regarded as the embryos of little beauties. The bridge of the nose is straight, the eyes are not too big, and the lines of the facial features are in line with the aesthetics of modern people. It is a bit awkward to walk after the feet are bound for too long, but the mouth is very sweet and has the ability to serve others .

I have to say that Guo Yi's strange trick is indeed a bit crooked - as a relatively traditional Chinese old man, no matter how upright Professor Guo is, at least he still values ​​future generations, just like those who worry all day long about how to provide for their children. Like the parents who are looking for a partner, he has always hoped that his son can get married as soon as possible, have more children and more blessings, so that he can hold a grandson in his arms and enjoy the family happiness...

So, seeing the two "daughter-in-laws" Tingting come up to salute and say hello to his father-in-law, Professor Guo, who had always had a stinky face, also became amiable.Because I couldn't find any good things for a while, I took off the watch and the pen on my chest, and gave them to the two little girls as a meeting gift.At the same time, he asked Guo Yi if he had any grandchildren... Unfortunately, the answer was a bit disappointing.

But then, something went wrong—when Commissar Guo learned that Guo Yi had a concubine and was a time traveler...

"...The hostess of Ziming Building? Pei Lixiu? Son! Why don't you bring her out for me?" Old Guo asked curiously.

"...This... She went back to the Lingao headquarters for a meeting, and she and I are in a working relationship, and we are developing a relationship with a noble lady in Guangzhou!" Guo Yi spoke inarticulately after drinking a few glasses of wine. He replied—but everyone in the room automatically ignored the second half of his sentence, thinking that this guy was shy and trying to evade, "...But, there are photos of her taken in modern times on the wall over there, if you are interested You can take a look."

When everyone heard the words, they turned their heads and found that on the screen wall in the lobby, there was indeed a large color photo with a frame in the style of oil paintings of portraits that Westerners like to hang in the living room.In the photo, I saw a beautiful woman in ancient costume, with towering cloud temples seemingly casually placed on her head, but a few strands of hair hanging on her slightly undulating chest just right. All the mediocre beauty.The bright and charming oval face, the crystal clear pink skin under the light gauze, is even better than the lotus.A pair of full autumn water, clear and misty, small and straight Qiong nose, pink and tender red lips as thin and tender as rose petals are even more plump.There are thousands of styles in every frown and smile, which are thrilling.

And under the big photo, there are many small photos. Everyone leaned over and took a closer look, and found that they were photos of the same beauty in various costumes, ranging from a female knight in military uniform, a gothic lolita, a police uniform to a lady in white clothes, and an angel in white. From girls in kimonos to female magicians, everything is available, showing all kinds of charms. Rao has suffered from various visual bombardments on the modern Internet. Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Wang Meiling and Liu Chaozuo are also amazed by this.

"... Tsk tsk, this Miss Pei Lixiu is indeed an extraordinary and ever-changing beauty! Xiao Guo, you are truly blessed."

Caressing the pictures of beauties on the wall, Wang Meiling couldn't help praising them, "...but why do they look familiar?"

"...Do you have an impression of her appearance? Uh, it's not surprising. Before time travel, she was already a well-known Internet celebrity, or graphic idol—of course, compared to Pei Lixiu The name, maybe the two online names 'P Ji' and 'Pepei' are more famous..." Guo Yi grinned slightly drunk and said in a low voice.

"...Pepei? P Ji? Oh, I remembered! You mean that famous Hong Kong transgender political commentator?"

Ma Tong frowned and thought for a moment, then suddenly gave a high-five, and suddenly realized, "...that's a domestic Internet idol on the same level as Korea's Ha Lixiu and Thailand's queen Boa! I remember her before and after her sex change, She is often on TV shows and even published a book!"

"...That's right, it's the transgender P Ji." Guo Yi smiled, "...To be honest, before traveling to this time and space, I really didn't expect that group of guys could recruit such Internet celebrities. , and it was also regarded as the final decisive weapon for engaging in "Madam Diplomacy"..."

Just when he was halfway through speaking, he heard a loud "bang" behind him - everyone was startled, and looked back quickly, only to find that Commissar Guo had collapsed on the ground at some point, with his left hand tightly pressing his right hand. Chest, livid face, a very painful expression.The traversers and the servants and maids of the Ziming Building were frightened for a while, but finally Wang Meiling managed to calm down, leaned over to have a look, and then quickly said: "...Hey, Lao Guo seems to have had a heart attack! Look! See if he has any first aid medicine on him? What? No? Hey, forget it, son, quickly take out Doraemon's [Automatic Medical Box], since this thing can cure even the zombie virus, Presumably it can also cure heart disease..."

At the same time, Guo Yi was dumbfounded, "...my father...what's the matter? Is it necessary to be so excited?"

But at this time, everyone else was busy rescuing Professor Guo, so they didn't pay attention to this stupid son for a while.On the contrary, Liu Chaozuo, magistrate of the time-traveling Xiangshan County, came over and persuaded Guo Yi in a low voice, "...Brother Guo, this is your fault! Look at what unscrupulous things you have done in this world?! How can you put them all in front of your old father? You also have to be considerate of his old man’s heart! Comparing your heart with your heart, if you suddenly see that your son is not only the owner of a gay nightclub (although it is still mainly heterosexual, It’s just taking care of some homosexual needs, but it still looks very conspicuous), and married a transgender who used to be a man as a concubine... How do you feel in your heart?"

Guo Yi suddenly felt cold sweat, profuse sweat, and waterfall sweat... "But, I really have no sex! And Pei Lixiu is just a pure working relationship."

"...don't tell me about this, you should explain it to your parents!" Liu Chaozuo shrugged, "...poor parents all over the world!"

Fortunately, in order to prevent Professor Guo from doing any irrational things when he lost control of his emotions, after initially alleviating Professor Guo's condition, Wang Qiu sent him back with "Book of Time Traveling" before he woke up. In the modern world, he was entrusted to his wife to settle and take care of him... Well, I hope that when Guo Yi travels back in the future, his parents will not break his leg together!But at least for now this hurdle is temporarily over.

Then, after excluding all kinds of unexpected interference, the people were able to talk about some serious matters...