Great time travel

At the same time, Doraemon, Nobita Nobita, and Wang Qiu and their party are observing the situation in Jinying through the surveillance screen of the [Mini Reconnaissance Satellite] on the east water gate tower of Bianliang City, which is a few miles away from Jinying. Riot situation.

"...Well, all eighteen [Earthquake Catfish] have been released. The intensity of the earthquake is strong enough, at least seven or eight, but unfortunately the range of impact is not large enough... Sigh, after all, it is not a special military earthquake weapon. It's just a prank prop for children to play..."

Seeing that only a few places in the enemy camp had riots, Doraemon muttered in a low voice, while assembling a few iron shelves, and then installed a few toy rockets the size of Coke bottles on them, " ...Let us continue our efforts and launch [Scare Missiles]!"

Nobita Nobita struck a match knowingly, and ignited the fuses at the tail of the [Scare Missile] one by one... Hey, is this a missile or a firecracker?
Well, no matter what, these so-called missiles, which looked very fake, crude and rustic at first glance, finally managed to fly into the enemy camp with a roar, creating an excellent sound and light effect-in an instant, the earth shook, the mountains shook, Lightning and thunder, flames churning, flying sand and rocks, howling ghosts and wolves...

Although these are just harmless phantom effects, in the eyes of the ancients, they are no different from the real end of the world.

As a result, a group of Jurchens, Khitan people, Xi people, Han people, Bohai people, and Korean people in the Jin army's camp immediately collapsed.

——Calling wildly, trampling on each other, colliding with each other, slashing wildly with knives... The "battle howl" that ancient military strategists feared most erupted in an instant!

And thousands of frightened war horses also rushed out in the chaos, rampaging in the Jin army camp, further adding to the chaos.

"...Finally messed up, but we have to add more fire...Then [Female Ghost Suit]..."

Seeing the turmoil and flames in the enemy camp, it seems that the effect of trouble is not bad, Doraemon finally nodded, and released a group of pale female ghosts sticking out their tongues from a small box, "... ...Go, go! Go over there and frighten people! Come back at dawn!"

...Looking at this group of toy female ghosts similar to the legendary "Sadako", they wailed, "... woo woo woo~~~ I died so badly~~~~~ Give me back my life ~~~~~~", while flying down from the top of Bianliang City, and swaying into the golden army camp that is already boiling, Wang Qiu couldn't help silently lighting a stick for the Jurchens in his heart. Candles... I don't know how many of these unlucky people will be scared to death?
The only regret is that these female ghosts speak Japanese... But it doesn't matter, anyway, fear is as borderless as science!

"...Doraemon, we have done enough to harass the enemy. But these small tricks alone cannot defeat the Jin Army."

On the way back to rest, Wang Qiu muttered to Doraemon, "...tomorrow, can you guarantee that there will be no problem?"

"...Don't worry, don't worry! Everything is under control! I've done several experiments in advance!"

Doraemon confidently patted his chest and assured, "...they have wiped out the space fleet and defeated the terrible demon king in the past! The army of cold weapons that don't know magic at all like this outside the city, just come to 100 million, We are absolutely not afraid to say it!"

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On the morning of November 23rd, the first year of Jingkang, on the upper floor of Dongshuimen City, Bianliang City, Tokyo, Song Dynasty
At this moment, on the forward position of the Bianliang offensive and defensive battle, it is a bustling and bustling scene.

Of course, this is not to deal with the siege of the Jin people - in fact, the Jin army was tossed hard all night by repeated earthquakes, ghosts and mutiny just last night, just died of the bad luck of trampling on each other There are thousands of people in the egg, and they are already exhausted. Many people are too tired to climb up, and the formation of the army has also been scattered, and there is no possibility of launching a siege.

And Wanyan Zongwang, who also injured his forehead in the earthquake, also had to cancel the offensive plan he had booked for today.

Therefore, the Golden Camp at this time is still in a mess, even the sheds and tents that were burnt out last night have not been cleaned up.The city of Bianliang was calm and calm, and the Song soldiers guarding the city on the top of the city were standing or sitting with their spears in their hands, with a relaxed look on their faces.On the other hand, in the open space inside the city gate, it was full of people and noisy, not only the high-ranking officials and officials in red and purple clothes were everywhere, but even the yellow umbrella of the emperor of the Song Dynasty appeared!
The only strange thing is that under the yellow umbrella that symbolizes the emperor, the emperor's dragon robe and crown cannot be seen, but a superman in a blue tights wearing a red cloak and red underwear is standing... It is absolutely true, this is His Majesty Zhao Huan, the current Emperor of Song Dynasty!

——Because Guo Jing, the Great Immortal Guo, announced yesterday that he would use a method to kill Jin Bing, so His Majesty Zhao Huan, who just got a superman suit and felt very good about himself, brought all the civil and military officials to join him.But in Bianliang City at this time, there were many people who believed in immortality. After hearing the news, they went up to noble gentry, down to traffickers and pawns, and they all came to watch the excitement together, and immediately made this frontier even worse than a vegetable market. lively.

Of course, those eye-catching lords and scholar-officials also came along, and continued to yell surrender ideas in the emperor's ears.

"...Officials, the Jin army is powerful, and there is no one in the world to stop it. If I go all the way to the main battle, the defeat will be bad, and the victory will be troublesome..."

In the biting cold wind, Geng Nanzhong was wearing a thick leather jacket. While trembling slightly, he was still persuading the emperor to bow his knees to the Jin army for peace, "...Although the Jurchen barbarians are cruel, their knowledge is shallow after all. It is to plunder some land and goods, which will only hurt the skin of our Great Song Dynasty, not the foundation. And if the war continues and those vulgar warriors are allowed to be rewarded for their meritorious service and enter the court, our Great Song Dynasty will not be able to rule the country!"

——Even at this time when the country is about to die, the only thing Geng Nanzhong thinks about is to suppress the warriors.

However, at this time, the emperor ignored the nagging of the former minister of the East Palace and the former prime minister, and just stared intently at a grill not far away. The naked chicken with its feathers... The superman emperor took a deep breath and let out a loud "Hey", two bright laser beams shot out from his eyes, and fell straight on The raw chicken that was being turned with a stick by the little eunuch soon became sizzling and oily, exuding bursts of tempting aroma...

Seeing that the big rooster that had just been slaughtered was thoroughly roasted, and the emperor gasped and stopped the laser, several young eunuchs hurriedly took the roast chicken down, brushed it with sauce and refined salt, and put it in a large rooster. In the silver plate, and then respectfully presented to the emperor:

"... Congratulations, Guan, your lightning eyes have grown again! A few days ago, you often roasted the chicken until it was charred or half-baked, but now you can send and receive it freely. You can roast this chicken until it is charred on the outside and tender on the inside. It is as mature as it wants to be... I think it will be a miracle in a short time!"

"...That is, I don't care how hard I have been cultivating these days! Even the study room was burned three times!"

The Emperor Superman grabbed a towel, wiped the sweat off his head, and said with a smile, "...I'm not hungry now, so I'll reward you with this chicken!"

"...Thank you for the reward from the officials!" Hearing the words, the eunuchs hurriedly put on a look of gratitude, and retreated with the roast chicken in their hands.

After roasting the chicken with Retinazer practice, Superman Emperor Zhao Huan turned around and replied calmly to Geng Nanzhong:

"...Xi Dao (Geng Nanzhong's pronoun), I already know about your foresight and foresight. But now I have achieved success in cultivating immortals. I can soar up the sky, and I can pull up mountains and lift a tripod down. Why should I be afraid? Among the counties and states in the world, who would dare to make things difficult for me?"

After that, he looked around, then grabbed a huge boulder lying idle in the ruins, lifted it easily with one hand, and then flew straight into the air with a huge boulder weighing thousands of kilograms, He posed casually, and then threw it hard at Jin Ying!
——In the dull eyes of many soldiers at the top of the city, this boulder is like a giant shell of a super-large-caliber train gun in later generations. Falling into the camp of the Jin Army, there was a cloud of smoke and screams!

After a moment of dead silence, the Song army on the top of the city suddenly burst into cheers: "...Long live! Long live! Your majesty's divine power is invincible in the world!"

But Geng Nanzhong under the city wall, as a standard literati and official, was so angry that he beat his chest and rolled his eyes.

"...Officials! Officials, wake up! The way to govern a country lies in virtue, not courage! As the head of all officials and an example for all people, how could His Majesty be so self-willed and humble, with bloody hands, and Are those despicable soldiers in the army?"

——It's a pity that more than half of the civil and military officials around him are cheering and congratulating, and no one pays attention to him, an old guy who is not good.