Great time travel

With the successive completion of "New Tokyo" and "Second New Tokyo", the issue of how to collect bills has been put on the agenda.

Well, although the cost of these two legendary projects is actually not high - the "New Tokyo" in the sky uses the leftover equipment that Nobi Nobita built the "Kingdom of Clouds", and the total cost is only 3 yen; As for the underground "Second New Tokyo", it is to bury the [Explosive Basement], press the detonator lightly, and then use a sprayer to spray a layer of special glowing moss on the roof of the cave. It took less than half an hour... But it still didn't prevent Doraemon, who is now poor and crazy, from offering a sky-high price of 30 billion yen, and Emperor Qinzong Zhao Huan also nodded in approval.

Alas, this is the difference in technology and productivity levels separated by more than 1000 years!

The biggest question right now is how to cash out the sky-high 30 billion yen project funds?

——Obviously, Song and Jin have been fighting fiercely for more than a year. The Song Dynasty has suffered successive defeats and losses. The military expenditure has been unprecedentedly huge. Coupled with the corrupt officials' hands, the treasury has already been emptied.Therefore, Emperor Qinzong Zhao Huan really couldn't come up with too many copper coins or gold, silver and silk to pay the bill.

But the emperor didn't just talk and eat the overlord's meal and let the immortals do the work for nothing—didn't Guo Zhenren say it before, as long as it was valuable, he was willing to accept any gems, fine jade, or high-quality flowers and trees.On the contrary, vulgar things like copper coins and silver ingots don't seem to be very attractive (mainly because they don't have antique attributes and can't be sold for a big price).Although the imperial court doesn't have much money at the moment, there are a lot of odds and ends in Zhen's palace, which seem to be quite valuable, but it's a pity that it's not easy to cash in... Now, the Daoist Huguo will take all of them to pay off the debt alright!
——In the more than 160 years since the founding of the Song Dynasty, the tributes sent by foreign envoys, local prefectures and counties, and the Neifu Fan Ministry continued to flow every year.Most of the so-called tributes are not of practical use, and because of the etiquette system, it is difficult to deal with them without the emperor's words, so these messy things have accumulated in the palace day by day, piled up like a mountain, and now they are full of people. A whole row of warehouses.It's just a one-time clearance right now!
Well, after deducting those candied fruits with green hairs, dried flowers with worms, dried mushrooms mixed with mouse feces, rice paper that has turned yellow and mildewed, and piled up for many years, it is as dry and hard as mahogany, Jinhua ham that can be polished into a statue of Guanyin sitting on a lotus and placed in a shrine... After a series of disgusting weird things, among the remaining tributes, at least a lot of valuable things can be found.

Moreover, according to their different hobbies, the emperors of the past dynasties worshiped Buddha, some practiced Taoism, and collected many strange gadgets such as Huanxi Buddha, copper clepsydra, coins from the Western Regions, ancient swords and famous knives, and hydraulic and astronomical instruments.Due to the changeable interests of the emperor, the hobbies of the successive emperors were also different. After these things were collected into the palace and played with for a period of time, they were thrown into the corner to collect dust.But for the sake of the Tian family's face, those imperial belongings are not easy to throw away at random, so they have to find a warehouse to store them... Over the years, there is also a considerable backlog.

At this moment, Emperor Qinzong Zhao Huan simply ordered the eunuchs to open all the warehouses, allowing Doraemon, Wang Qiu and others to carry them.

——Looking at these barren warehouses that have been neglected for a long time, the courtyards that have been overgrown with weeds and rats, and the rows of boxes, cages, baskets and wooden frames covered with dust... Wang Qiu was in a trance I felt like I was riding a tricycle all over the street to collect junk.

Of course, even the "junk goods" of the royal family are absolutely extraordinary compared with ordinary people's homes.

"...a box of pure natural dragon birthday incense, priced at 600 million yen; two Damascus knives, priced at 100 million yen; a Malaysian snake-shaped sword, priced at 40 yen; eight pieces of ivory, priced at 600 million yen A box of Burmese gemstones, priced at 400 million yen; ten bundles of Liaodong mink skins, priced at 20 million yen; ten sets of black-glazed Tianmu oil-drop bamboo hat tea sets for the imperial kiln, priced at [-] yen...a bag of saffron from the Western Regions, priced at [-] yen; [-] stones of aged pepper, the price...is only [-] yen? Hey, the discount rate of this [Automatic Pawn Machine] is really black enough!
Twenty bronze hollow alchemy furnaces, priced at 500 million yen; three boxes of Tubo yak horns and yak skin, which were bitten by moths and rats, faded and lost hair, priced at 30 yen; ten boxes of Longfeng Tuan tea, priced at [-] yen ; Six buffalo horns falsely called rhinoceros horns, priced at [-] yen... Tsk tsk, it turns out that there were already such fake and shoddy products in the Song Dynasty!There is also this 'Acacia chair' made of huanghuali, which is basically a torture bed!But it was so beautifully done, even the handcuffs and fetters were gold-plated, and a row of wooden awls and leather whips were hung... Could it be that there were S&M lovers in the Song Dynasty? "

Standing in the messy courtyard like a garbage dump, Wang Qiu muttered as he followed the crowd to throw things into the automatic pawn machine.

However, although there are a lot of tributes piled up in the palace, their quality is uneven. Of course, there are some priceless good things, but there are also a lot of worthless junk, and the overall value is not as high as originally expected—— —Many of the most precious things were taken away by those concubines and eunuchs, and what was left behind were inferior things that were not worth looking at.

Therefore, after evacuating all the accumulated tributes, Wang Qiu and the others collected the old clothes of the princes, concubines, eunuchs and maids, the emperor's old dragon robes, old curtains from the palace, and precious ingredients from the imperial dining room... But Even if the ground is scraped like this, the astronomical figure of 30 billion yen is still not enough, so I had to dismantle the dressing tables, antique racks, fragrant wood screens...even the carved window frames and door leaves. , In the end, the main hall was simply demolished, and the beams and pillars made of high-grade wood were removed to settle the debt!Such a simple and rough handling method made Wang Qiu and others feel as if they were a violent demolition team, or like Japanese devils going to the countryside to sweep up...

Waiting until the Longde Palace where Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty was originally under house arrest was cleaned up—the Supreme Emperor is now imprisoned in the underground "Second New Tokyo" to "cultivate immortals". After the beams and gilded glazed tiles were removed and stuffed into the [automatic pawn machine], the huge sum of 30 billion yuan for the construction of the Tiangong was collected... huh?You said that there is also a "Second New Tokyo" that Doraemon used [Explosive Basement] to create underground?Oh, that shoddy thing is basically a bonus and a bonus, so there is no need to charge for it...

On the other hand, just as Wang Qiu and the others swept away all the palaces and gardens, and then squatted in the dismantled palace, panting with exhaustion, the officials of the Song Dynasty were preparing to send troops to the Northern Expedition to recover Discussions on the major issues of lost ground.

——Since the "artifact" refined by Immortal Guo's sacrificial offerings has been ruined for dozens of miles and burned to ashes of more than [-] menacing golden siege troops, the lords and scholar-officials in the court have had to put down their flags, and the lords The Zhanpai scholar-bureaucrats were ecstatic and had the absolute upper hand.

No matter how they think about Guo Jing, the real protector of the country, the current civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty all agree that the main force of the Jin army is now wiped out, and there is no longer any strength to suppress the various ethnic groups in the territory. As long as the king of the Song Dynasty comes out, it will naturally be destroyed. Recover the rivers and mountains in one fell swoop!
But the problem is that when they really started to plan a counterattack, they discovered an extremely embarrassing and cruel reality:

This huge Song Empire has no soldiers to use at this time!