Great time travel

Chapter 1 Eighty, this year China is rich in emperors ([-])
Haizhou, Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King Village
Since the establishment of Huameng and the completion of the integration of the world's major travel groups, the strategic position of Huaguoshan, a small island, has plummeted, and it has completely lost its value as a military fortress.The intelligence collection work for the Lianghuai area was also handed over to more professional people.

So for more than two years, the owner of Lu Wenyuan Island, who has been very boring all day long, had to put all his energy on how to decorate the Monkey King Manor, so that the manor was full of Monkey King and other monkeys. The murals, statues, and even the pillars were painted in the gold and red colors of the golden cudgel.

At this time, Wang Qiu was sitting under a mural of "Sun Wukong Beats the Bone Demon Three Times", looking impatiently at the closed door opposite.

"...It's been more than two hours! Why haven't you come out yet? What kind of dress is Ma Tong going to make that Queen Lolita look like?"

——After learning that the relevant department was going to confer a 13-year-old little lolita as the emperor in Huaguoshan, Miss Ma Tong, who always liked to be funny, was very excited, and immediately volunteered with great interest, and wanted to arrange the whole ceremony planning by herself Work.

But the higher-ups felt that such a small matter seemed insignificant, so they agreed indifferently.

Wang Qiu waited outside the door for a long time, and vaguely heard cries, struggles, clothes being torn, and hard objects colliding from inside. It was not until the sun was three poles that Ma Tong pushed the 13-year-old boy with a smirk on his face. Xu Xin'er, who is about to proclaim herself the emperor, came out of Wenxiang's "Holy Aunt".

"... Qiang Qiang! Our little queen is finished dressing up! Look, she is really cute!"

——Wang Qiu looked intently, and saw that Xu Xiner's appearance hadn't changed much from before, but for some reason, her face was a little red and the corners of her eyes were a little moist.And her outfit is even more... Isn't this the legendary purple gold crown with phoenix wings, gold chain armor and lotus root silk walking cloud shoes?Not to mention that there is a fluffy fur outfit under the plastic mini-chain gold armor!At first glance, it really looks like a small animal!

Of course, it is the kind that is kept in a circus by humans with whips and candies, and often needs to step on a unicycle and jump through hoops...

"...Hey, Ma Tong-senpai, such a Monkey King's outfit...you really dressed her up as a trumpet Monkey King?"

"...Well, since we are working in Huaguo Mountain, of course we have to learn from Monkey King!"

Ma Tong pouted disapprovingly and said, "...What is this level of imitation? I haven't installed a tail on her yet!"

"...Install a tail...? A fake monkey tail and sew it on the back of her clothes?" Wang Qiu asked, blinking.

"...Why would someone use such a low-level method? Of course they have to take off the pants and fix them on the body! Simply put, it is inserted into the anus..."

"...Enough! Stop!"

Wang Qiu hurriedly "swiped" her knife to cut off her words, but still couldn't stop the unscrupulous senior sister from chattering, "... Alas, a child's body is so delicate, if you can't patiently expand slowly, I'm afraid there will be lacerations and bleeding, so I have to give up in the end..."

At the same time, Xu Xin'er's face turned redder and redder, and the mist accumulated in her eyes became thicker, and finally she burst into tears with a "wow".

"...Wow - big sister is bullying... help..."

As a cult saint who often needs to be dressed in various strange appearances, chanting strange scriptures and jumping to the gods in the public, in terms of the level of women's morality in this era, the degree of shame of Wen Xiangjiao's "Saint" Xu Xiner Obviously it is relatively low.But even so, for her, and even for the vast majority of modern children, sticking a monkey tail in their ass is still too scary...

In short, after a while, Xu Xin'er, whose tears were still wet, was pushed onto the sedan chair and carried to the enthronement ceremony venue in Shuilian Cave.

——The so-called Water Curtain Cave was originally just an ordinary natural waterfall, but after being discovered by the very boring Lu Wenyuan Island Owner, he ordered people to dig a cave behind the waterfall and put some stone tables and chairs.The field in front of the waterfall was leveled, a square was paved, and a stone tablet with the words "Shuilian Cave" was erected.Now, after a little renovation, it has become Xu Xiner's enthronement celebration venue.

Although the ancients already had a complete set of procedures and procedures on how to sacrifice to heaven and proclaim themselves emperor, modern people generally dismiss these red tapes.Therefore, according to Senior Sister Ma Tong's plan, the prelude to the proclaiming ceremony was a bunch of "two kicker" firecrackers roaring into the air, and then hundreds of firecrackers were fired at the same time, and the crackling noise was deafening for a while. Scalp tingling.And the choking smell of gunpowder smoke makes people cough again and again.Next came the lively lion dance and dragon dance, as well as the beaming drums and gongs. It was almost as noisy as it was.

For such a lively scene like wild dogs running wild, the grass-roots members of the Wenxiang sect who have little traditional cultural literacy are very happy to watch it, but the traversers who came to watch the ceremony shook their heads. :
"...so noisy...it's like a temple fair in the countryside, how can it have the slightest royal style? My head is about to explode..."

"...It was originally a grass-roots group among the grass-roots groups, and it is enough to make it into a rural temple fair! Do you still want to hear some great Confucian scholars go up and recite the sacrificial rites of Pian Si Li Liu? Back then, there was a meeting in the school to listen to the principal's speech Haven't you heard enough of the hypnotic sounds?"

"...That's true, but... being proclaimed emperor on Monkey King's Huaguo Mountain... Hehe, just thinking about this scene feels weird!"

"... Hehe, that's right, this time it really became a funny B invited by a monkey... Oh, no, it's the emperor..."

As for the few old Confucian scholars who came from the city of Haizhou to watch the excitement, seeing such an ingenious and alternative way of proclaiming the emperor, they were all so angry that they were almost overwhelmed. ——I have to admit that the use of the above-mentioned idioms is really very appropriate.

However, the cursing of the Confucian scholars is of no use.The enthronement ceremony of Xu Xiner, the "Holy Aunt" of Wen Xiangjiao, continued to proceed in front of the Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave in accordance with the scheduled steps, accompanied by a noisy and joyous atmosphere. First, Wang Qiu, as a representative of the Huameng, read out The official document that canonize Xu Xin'er as the female emperor has been published, and it has since opened a precedent that "a republic government can actually canonize foreign emperors".

Then, the little queen Xu Xiner was supported tremblingly on the dragon chair, accepted three worships and nine kowtows from the leaders of Haizhou Wenxiang Sect, and announced that the "Great Holy Kingdom" would be formally established from now on, with the temporary capital at Huaguoshan, Haizhou, and The "Mahayana Kingdom" established by Wenxiang believers in Hebei is divided into courts...

At this point, another fresh and hot strange country was suddenly born on the land of China in this time and space.

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After Empress Xu Xin'er ascended the throne and the "Great Holy Kingdom" was established, the next step, according to the usual practice, was naturally to establish a court and reward the officials.

But the problem is, compared with any of the separatist forces that had proclaimed themselves emperors at that time, the "Great Holy Kingdom" in Haizhou was too weak - it only had a territory of less than two counties in total, and even counting the bottom of the ranks Hey, full counting means four or five thousand soldiers and horses, which is only equivalent to a middle-ranking daimyo in Japan.With just such a few people, and a bunch of dukes, grand masters, and prime ministers, it feels like it's too exaggerated to gather together three provinces and six departments.

Moreover, Xu Xin'er, who is now the queen, has lived in Huaguo Mountain for a long time, and there is no soldier beside her except for a few maids and servants.As for the territory of Haizhou, it is divided among the six incense masters and law protectors. Each of them has a group of subordinates.If officials were appointed according to the system of the Ming Dynasty, the six chiefs themselves would have to break their heads just for the sake of competing for high and low positions.

Faced with this problem, Ms. Ma Tong flipped through "Journey to the West", and suddenly she had a flash of inspiration, and her brain opened up—"...Since the imperial court system is too complicated, it is not suitable for this small power in Haizhou. Guoshan? It can be divided according to the routine of the Monkey King!"

As a result, Huameng created a bunch of strange keepsakes according to the description in "Journey to the West" with cold sweat on their foreheads, and then awarded the six leaders of Wenxiang Sect in Haizhou as the Great Sage of Pingtian (the title of Bull Demon King) ), the Great Sage Overturning the Sea, the Great Sage Hunting the Sky, the Great Sage Moving Mountains, the Great Sage Ventilating, and the Great Sage Expelling Gods are all on an equal footing, regardless of their status (in "Journey to the West", Monkey King won the wishful gold from the East China Sea. After hooping the stick, he roared in the Huaguo Mountain and gathered in the mountains and forests, becoming a prince of one side, and widely making friends with the four demon kings, and sworn with six demons as the "Seven Great Saints", forming an alliance against the heaven).As for Empress Xu Xiner, who is resident in Huaguo Mountain, she is naturally concurrently serving and inheriting the title of "Monkey King Monkey King" from Monkey King.

In order to highlight the characteristics of "Journey to the West" in Haizhou's "Great Sacred Kingdom", Xu Xiner, the queen, did not use jade seals, but distributed a miniature golden cudgel the size of a rolling pin, with a monkey head engraved on one end. When using seals, Just dip the golden cudgel into the ink pad, and then tap it on the paper.

And the Monkey King Xu Xin'er's reaction to this was—"...Wow—she has really become a female monkey! I won't be able to get married—"

Of course, Queen Loli's cry was completely ignored by everyone as before.

Next, after drinking a few jars of rice wine with fists and having another meal of seafood hot pot, all the freshly baked "great saints" carried the plantain fan of the Bull Demon King, the rake of Zhu Bajie and other various things prepared by the traversers. The "token" with a big brain hole, drunkenly went down Huaguo Mountain, returned to their old camp, and then rewarded their subordinates. According to the system of "Journey to the West", a lot of cave masters, mountain masters, altar masters and others were sealed. The owner of the village... Just like that, the "Great Holy Kingdom" located in Haizhou, another group of Wenxiangjiao in the world at the end of Ming Dynasty, stepped onto the grotesque stage of history.

However, in the eyes of the gentry and literati in the Ming Dynasty, this wonderful "Great Holy Kingdom", which was supported by rough overseas thieves and established according to the content of "Journey to the West", is a school of monsters and ghosts, so it is common It was derogatoryly called the "Great Demon Kingdom".There are even good scholars who wrote derogatory posts, giving the leaders of the "Great Holy Kingdom" derogatory titles such as demon head, devil head, demon girl, and witch.

Especially when the news about the establishment of the "Great Sacred Kingdom" spread to the inland provinces through countless hands, many rumors about the "Demonic Kingdom of Haizhou" were developed based on false rumors and combined with traditional folk tales of ghosts and ghosts. Horror legends about "--for example, demon heads in the Demon Kingdom use human skin to make banners and drums, and use human bones to make magic tools. They practice all kinds of evil methods all day long in order to live forever. For the sake of eternal youth, the demon girl bathes in the blood of virgin boys and girls every day, etc... In short, Haizhou is almost described as the lion and camel country where demons ruled in "Journey to the West".Even Haizhou Wenxiang's long-term help to recruit immigrants for the sake of profit and holding their thighs has become a clear evidence of the demon heads of the "Magic Kingdom" who arrest people for blood sacrifices, and even attract many attempts to "subdue the demons" The magic stick of "eliminating demons"...