Great time travel
Chapter 5, Newcomers with Coarse Nervousness
"...It seems that you have all remembered? Hehe, rookies, welcome to the infinite space full of danger and death... If you don't want to die ugly, I advise you to commit suicide now, otherwise after a while, Even if you want to die easily, it's hard!"
Seeing that these newcomers were frowning and reading the messages left in their minds, Wang Qiu picked up the pistol and said threateningly——but Doraemon gave him a big white eye, "...please, I'm sorry if you say that. I’ve heard it countless times, and I can’t even scare a child!”
——Hey, Mr. Doraemon, can you treat the children who hang out with you as ordinary people?
Look at those long novels about Doraemon, how many times have these crazy elementary school students destroyed the world, saved the world and created the world? !
Wang Qiu couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and never dared to play cool in front of these rookies with explosive combat power - it's really not qualified!
——Okay, this is the end of the explanation task of the senior Wang Qiu, and now we will enter the questioning session of the audience.
"...Nah! This Mr. Kidnapper, um, no, Mr. Unlucky...I have a question I want to ask..."
The energetic Miss Suzumiya Haruhi jumped out first, carelessly pushed Doraemon away, leaned in front of Wang Qiu, and asked questions curiously.
"...Miss, I am not a kidnapper, please don't call me an unlucky one, I have a name! My name is Wang Qiu, and I am Chinese. OK?"
Wang Qiu sighed and rolled his eyes again, "...By the way, should you all stop yourself and tell us about your identities? I am a third-year university student. During my summer internship, I was caught by a It was tricked by mobile phone advertisements."
"...that... I'll come first! My name is Haruhi Suzumiya, a first-year student at North High School in Hyogo Prefecture, Japan. I also serve as the head of SOS. My creed is to make this world more lively!" Waving his small fists angrily, "...Before entering this time and space, I was in the activity room of the SOS regiment, using the computer to surf the Internet with Nagato Yuki-chan, well, let Yuki-chan talk about the rest!"
As Suzumiya Haruhi said so, he dragged Nagato Yuki over casually, and at the same time wrapped his arms around Nagato Yuki's neck very intimately, put his head on her shoulder, and rubbed Nagato Yuki vigorously. "... Mmmm, our family's Youxi is the smartest!"
——Hey, Haruhi Suzumiya, are you sure you are not a lily?Why do you seem to be busy harassing girls all day long?
Also, when did Yuki Nagato become your family's thing?
Wang Qiu couldn't help complaining in his heart with all his firepower, and Jiongjiong muttered with enthusiasm.
However, facing Suzumiya Haruhi's intimate harassment, Nagato Yuki just pushed his eyes calmly, and said calmly.
"...Understood, I will explain next. I am Yuki Kado, member of the SOS group, and a subordinate of the group leader Haruhi Suzumiya. During the club activity time this afternoon, I am chatting with a salesperson at an online store in Tokyo. Purchasing new electronic products, but suddenly a strange voice came in: "Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Want to really... live?"
At that time, before I had time to answer, Haruhi Suzumiya, who had been standing behind me browsing the product leaflets before, yelled excitedly: '...Is this some kind of mysterious activity?Will there be people from the future, people from different worlds, superpowers and aliens playing with us? '
Then, after a moment's hesitation, the voice replied: 'Probably there will be! '
So Haruhi Suzumiya excitedly agreed, 'Then what are you waiting for?when are we leaving '
Then, after a short period of unconsciousness, we found ourselves here..."
"...That's right, that's what Yuki-chan said." Haruhi Suzumiya nodded, while looking at the others, "...How did you get here? Also, there are people from the future, people from another world, and superheroes among you. Ability users and aliens?"
"...that... my name is Doraemon, a domestic cat-shaped robot from the 22nd century, currently residing in Nobi's house in Tokyo, Japan... As for how I got here, to be honest, I don't remember very clearly... ..."
Doraemon rubbed his head in distress, and said, "...Last evening, I found that I had another credit card maxed out, and I couldn't buy many new products I wanted. Under the depressed mood , I simply drank a lot of Mutian Liquor with the treasured top-quality red bean paste dorayaki... Then I don’t remember anything, maybe I played on the computer after being drunk, or answered some phone calls..."
——Mutian Polygonum, a special narcotic for cats, comparable to spirits, cigarettes and opium.Cats eating this feel like humans smoking marijuana.
"...Well, is it my turn now? Hello everyone, my name is Nohara Shinnosuke, I am 5 years old this year, and I am a student of the Sunflower Kindergarten in Futaba Kindergarten in Kasuga City. There are parents at home, and a little boy named Shiro Dogs! I love chocolate chip cookies and motion burgers. My favorite things to do are butt dance, put mom's panties on my head, elephant dance, laugh like motion superman, shoot motion light waves, roll on Go away!"
After the doraemon, Shinnosuke Nohara walked up with a smirk, "...Now, let me perform a butt dance for everyone..."
Seeing that this little kid who was full of all kinds of dirty jokes had already taken off his pants once again, Wang Qiu, who felt his head was as big as a bucket, had no choice but to stop: "...cough cough! The dancing can wait. Besides, Xiaoxin, tell me how you entered this world first!"
"...How did it come about? Oh, I remembered, a beautiful big sister in a strange dress sent me a flyer at the gate of Futaba Kindergarten, saying that as long as I agreed to participate in some event, I would have the latest collector's edition of Dynamic Superman Doll gift, promise, this is it!"
Shinnosuke Nohara tilted his head and thought for a while, then took out a superman plastic doll from his crotch, and showed it off in front of everyone, "...After I got the gift, I drew a circle on the leaflet... Then I woke up and found myself lying on this train... Hey, where the hell am I? Is it true that I was kidnapped? Our family still has 30 years to pay off the mortgage, and we can’t pay the ransom ..."
——Wang Qiu sensibly refused to comment on his last nonsense remarks.
Hey, even such a traditional way as a salesman has come up with it... The master god's tricks are really full of tricks...
Wang Qiu sighed, and then turned his attention to the remaining two "ordinary people"... At least they looked like relatively ordinary ordinary people.
"...Ah, my surname is Zheng, and my name is Zheng Shuang. I work in a foreign trade company in the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. Then when I was at work, I accidentally found an inexplicable dialog box popping up on the computer. At first I thought it was the online game "Infinite Horror". Unexpectedly, after clicking YES with the mouse, he came in."
The little white-collar worker who had just asked for autographs from Doraemon, Haruhi Suzumiya, Yuki Nagato, and Shinnosuke Nohara came out from nowhere with a box in his hand, and said to Wang Qiu, "...By the way, you really Isn’t his name Zhang Jie, and isn’t he some sort of immortal half-guider?”
"...You probably have watched "Infinite Horror" a lot!" Wang Qiu rolled his eyes, "...By the way, what is the box in your hand?"
"...the password box containing the T-virus and antibodies. I dug it out from the hidden compartment of the carriage. It is an artifact of life-saving and scoring points in Resident Evil. It even gave me [-] bonus points!" Zheng Shuang grinned. He replied with a very proud look, "...Unfortunately, there is no password to open the box, but we have experts here... Nagato-san, can you help me?" He casually stuffed the password box into Nagato Yuki's hand.
"...Yes, the information operation has started, and the password query is in progress...The password has been obtained, now open the box..."
With Nagato Yuki's simple operations, the lockbox was quickly opened, revealing a row of sealed test tubes containing T virus and antibodies.Zheng Shuang looked at them carefully, and after obtaining Wang Qiu's consent, he distributed them to everyone one by one and asked them to carry them with them, just in case.
Of course, as a non-biological Mr. Doraemon, there is no need to waste more potions—Nagato Yuki is barely an organic life.
"...that... Although I don't quite understand what you are talking about, let me introduce myself! My name is Han Leilei, from the Northeast, I work as an editor for a small publishing house in the county, and I use my mobile phone to play During the game, I accidentally clicked on a dialog box, and it ended up coming in..."
The fashionable young woman didn't seem to have read "Infinite Horror", but she still introduced herself, and then asked a classic question, "...By the way, do we now only have consciousness and enter this illusory world? As described in some online game novels, as long as we complete the game, or die in the game, the consciousness will return to the body?"
"...In my personal opinion, it shouldn't be like this. Because in these spaces, we also feel pain, get hurt, and die, so we probably entered this world with our bodies and spirits together. Forced to play such a life-threatening game...Of course, due to the lack of actual evidence, I dare not say that your idea must be wrong..."
Wang Qiu scratched her hair, conjured up a bayonet and came to Han Leilei's side, pressed Han Leilei's shoulder cautiously, and said: "...In this case, this editor sister, I am here to represent Party, on behalf of the country, and on behalf of the people, please allow me to stab you in the heart and prove your guess is correct! If it is really so easy to get rid of the infinite space, delete the number and quit, we will all be very grateful to you !"
"...Stop it! I don't want your thanks!" Seeing the sharp bayonet, Han Leilei immediately froze.
However, Suzumiya Haruhi was excited to see it, and jumped over, grabbing Wang Qiu's shoulder and shaking it, "...Oh! How did you conjure this knife? You obviously didn't have anything in your hand just now. Right! This is a superpower! This must be a superpower, right!"
"... Alas, please don't shake it, okay, my Miss Suzumiya." Wang Qiu replied with a wry smile, "...Strictly speaking, I can indeed be said to be a person with superpowers. The space ability exchanged for the main god space can carry an invisible storage space with you.
For example, it is similar to the never-falling storage backpack issued by the system to each player in an online game.The backpack is bound to the soul of the player character, which is equivalent to an independent storage space. It cannot be discarded, stolen, or transferred. Unless there is a hacker, as long as the system is not convulsed, it is absolutely safe.Moreover, this storage space is invisible, invisible and intangible. It only exists in the spirit of the owner, and outsiders cannot feel the existence of the space.So I can take something out or take something in whenever I want..."
With a random wave of his arm, he took out a can of beef, and with another wave, he took out a fire axe, and with the last wave, the two things disappeared together... For this performance, Shinnosuke Nohara watched He clapped his hands "slapping" and shouted "Oh, so this uncle is a magician!" while the doraemon murmured disapprovingly: "It seems to be the same as my four-dimensional universal pocket. About the same"...
As for Haruhi Suzumiya's idea, it is even more different, "Well, now there are superpowers." She pointed to Wang Qiu, "and then there are people from the future!" She pointed to Doraemon again, "... ...Only aliens and aliens are left, when will they appear in front of me?"
...Wang Qiu suddenly felt very troubled when he heard it—that, Miss Suzumiya Haruhi, there is an alien (Nagato Yuki) who seems to be by your side all the time... And, for you , the plot characters in the movie seem to be people from another world!
Of course, in Wang Qiu's eyes, Miss Suzumiya Haruhi is also a person from another world—a god from the Two-dimensional world!
Seeing that these newcomers were frowning and reading the messages left in their minds, Wang Qiu picked up the pistol and said threateningly——but Doraemon gave him a big white eye, "...please, I'm sorry if you say that. I’ve heard it countless times, and I can’t even scare a child!”
——Hey, Mr. Doraemon, can you treat the children who hang out with you as ordinary people?
Look at those long novels about Doraemon, how many times have these crazy elementary school students destroyed the world, saved the world and created the world? !
Wang Qiu couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and never dared to play cool in front of these rookies with explosive combat power - it's really not qualified!
——Okay, this is the end of the explanation task of the senior Wang Qiu, and now we will enter the questioning session of the audience.
"...Nah! This Mr. Kidnapper, um, no, Mr. Unlucky...I have a question I want to ask..."
The energetic Miss Suzumiya Haruhi jumped out first, carelessly pushed Doraemon away, leaned in front of Wang Qiu, and asked questions curiously.
"...Miss, I am not a kidnapper, please don't call me an unlucky one, I have a name! My name is Wang Qiu, and I am Chinese. OK?"
Wang Qiu sighed and rolled his eyes again, "...By the way, should you all stop yourself and tell us about your identities? I am a third-year university student. During my summer internship, I was caught by a It was tricked by mobile phone advertisements."
"...that... I'll come first! My name is Haruhi Suzumiya, a first-year student at North High School in Hyogo Prefecture, Japan. I also serve as the head of SOS. My creed is to make this world more lively!" Waving his small fists angrily, "...Before entering this time and space, I was in the activity room of the SOS regiment, using the computer to surf the Internet with Nagato Yuki-chan, well, let Yuki-chan talk about the rest!"
As Suzumiya Haruhi said so, he dragged Nagato Yuki over casually, and at the same time wrapped his arms around Nagato Yuki's neck very intimately, put his head on her shoulder, and rubbed Nagato Yuki vigorously. "... Mmmm, our family's Youxi is the smartest!"
——Hey, Haruhi Suzumiya, are you sure you are not a lily?Why do you seem to be busy harassing girls all day long?
Also, when did Yuki Nagato become your family's thing?
Wang Qiu couldn't help complaining in his heart with all his firepower, and Jiongjiong muttered with enthusiasm.
However, facing Suzumiya Haruhi's intimate harassment, Nagato Yuki just pushed his eyes calmly, and said calmly.
"...Understood, I will explain next. I am Yuki Kado, member of the SOS group, and a subordinate of the group leader Haruhi Suzumiya. During the club activity time this afternoon, I am chatting with a salesperson at an online store in Tokyo. Purchasing new electronic products, but suddenly a strange voice came in: "Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Want to really... live?"
At that time, before I had time to answer, Haruhi Suzumiya, who had been standing behind me browsing the product leaflets before, yelled excitedly: '...Is this some kind of mysterious activity?Will there be people from the future, people from different worlds, superpowers and aliens playing with us? '
Then, after a moment's hesitation, the voice replied: 'Probably there will be! '
So Haruhi Suzumiya excitedly agreed, 'Then what are you waiting for?when are we leaving '
Then, after a short period of unconsciousness, we found ourselves here..."
"...That's right, that's what Yuki-chan said." Haruhi Suzumiya nodded, while looking at the others, "...How did you get here? Also, there are people from the future, people from another world, and superheroes among you. Ability users and aliens?"
"...that... my name is Doraemon, a domestic cat-shaped robot from the 22nd century, currently residing in Nobi's house in Tokyo, Japan... As for how I got here, to be honest, I don't remember very clearly... ..."
Doraemon rubbed his head in distress, and said, "...Last evening, I found that I had another credit card maxed out, and I couldn't buy many new products I wanted. Under the depressed mood , I simply drank a lot of Mutian Liquor with the treasured top-quality red bean paste dorayaki... Then I don’t remember anything, maybe I played on the computer after being drunk, or answered some phone calls..."
——Mutian Polygonum, a special narcotic for cats, comparable to spirits, cigarettes and opium.Cats eating this feel like humans smoking marijuana.
"...Well, is it my turn now? Hello everyone, my name is Nohara Shinnosuke, I am 5 years old this year, and I am a student of the Sunflower Kindergarten in Futaba Kindergarten in Kasuga City. There are parents at home, and a little boy named Shiro Dogs! I love chocolate chip cookies and motion burgers. My favorite things to do are butt dance, put mom's panties on my head, elephant dance, laugh like motion superman, shoot motion light waves, roll on Go away!"
After the doraemon, Shinnosuke Nohara walked up with a smirk, "...Now, let me perform a butt dance for everyone..."
Seeing that this little kid who was full of all kinds of dirty jokes had already taken off his pants once again, Wang Qiu, who felt his head was as big as a bucket, had no choice but to stop: "...cough cough! The dancing can wait. Besides, Xiaoxin, tell me how you entered this world first!"
"...How did it come about? Oh, I remembered, a beautiful big sister in a strange dress sent me a flyer at the gate of Futaba Kindergarten, saying that as long as I agreed to participate in some event, I would have the latest collector's edition of Dynamic Superman Doll gift, promise, this is it!"
Shinnosuke Nohara tilted his head and thought for a while, then took out a superman plastic doll from his crotch, and showed it off in front of everyone, "...After I got the gift, I drew a circle on the leaflet... Then I woke up and found myself lying on this train... Hey, where the hell am I? Is it true that I was kidnapped? Our family still has 30 years to pay off the mortgage, and we can’t pay the ransom ..."
——Wang Qiu sensibly refused to comment on his last nonsense remarks.
Hey, even such a traditional way as a salesman has come up with it... The master god's tricks are really full of tricks...
Wang Qiu sighed, and then turned his attention to the remaining two "ordinary people"... At least they looked like relatively ordinary ordinary people.
"...Ah, my surname is Zheng, and my name is Zheng Shuang. I work in a foreign trade company in the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. Then when I was at work, I accidentally found an inexplicable dialog box popping up on the computer. At first I thought it was the online game "Infinite Horror". Unexpectedly, after clicking YES with the mouse, he came in."
The little white-collar worker who had just asked for autographs from Doraemon, Haruhi Suzumiya, Yuki Nagato, and Shinnosuke Nohara came out from nowhere with a box in his hand, and said to Wang Qiu, "...By the way, you really Isn’t his name Zhang Jie, and isn’t he some sort of immortal half-guider?”
"...You probably have watched "Infinite Horror" a lot!" Wang Qiu rolled his eyes, "...By the way, what is the box in your hand?"
"...the password box containing the T-virus and antibodies. I dug it out from the hidden compartment of the carriage. It is an artifact of life-saving and scoring points in Resident Evil. It even gave me [-] bonus points!" Zheng Shuang grinned. He replied with a very proud look, "...Unfortunately, there is no password to open the box, but we have experts here... Nagato-san, can you help me?" He casually stuffed the password box into Nagato Yuki's hand.
"...Yes, the information operation has started, and the password query is in progress...The password has been obtained, now open the box..."
With Nagato Yuki's simple operations, the lockbox was quickly opened, revealing a row of sealed test tubes containing T virus and antibodies.Zheng Shuang looked at them carefully, and after obtaining Wang Qiu's consent, he distributed them to everyone one by one and asked them to carry them with them, just in case.
Of course, as a non-biological Mr. Doraemon, there is no need to waste more potions—Nagato Yuki is barely an organic life.
"...that... Although I don't quite understand what you are talking about, let me introduce myself! My name is Han Leilei, from the Northeast, I work as an editor for a small publishing house in the county, and I use my mobile phone to play During the game, I accidentally clicked on a dialog box, and it ended up coming in..."
The fashionable young woman didn't seem to have read "Infinite Horror", but she still introduced herself, and then asked a classic question, "...By the way, do we now only have consciousness and enter this illusory world? As described in some online game novels, as long as we complete the game, or die in the game, the consciousness will return to the body?"
"...In my personal opinion, it shouldn't be like this. Because in these spaces, we also feel pain, get hurt, and die, so we probably entered this world with our bodies and spirits together. Forced to play such a life-threatening game...Of course, due to the lack of actual evidence, I dare not say that your idea must be wrong..."
Wang Qiu scratched her hair, conjured up a bayonet and came to Han Leilei's side, pressed Han Leilei's shoulder cautiously, and said: "...In this case, this editor sister, I am here to represent Party, on behalf of the country, and on behalf of the people, please allow me to stab you in the heart and prove your guess is correct! If it is really so easy to get rid of the infinite space, delete the number and quit, we will all be very grateful to you !"
"...Stop it! I don't want your thanks!" Seeing the sharp bayonet, Han Leilei immediately froze.
However, Suzumiya Haruhi was excited to see it, and jumped over, grabbing Wang Qiu's shoulder and shaking it, "...Oh! How did you conjure this knife? You obviously didn't have anything in your hand just now. Right! This is a superpower! This must be a superpower, right!"
"... Alas, please don't shake it, okay, my Miss Suzumiya." Wang Qiu replied with a wry smile, "...Strictly speaking, I can indeed be said to be a person with superpowers. The space ability exchanged for the main god space can carry an invisible storage space with you.
For example, it is similar to the never-falling storage backpack issued by the system to each player in an online game.The backpack is bound to the soul of the player character, which is equivalent to an independent storage space. It cannot be discarded, stolen, or transferred. Unless there is a hacker, as long as the system is not convulsed, it is absolutely safe.Moreover, this storage space is invisible, invisible and intangible. It only exists in the spirit of the owner, and outsiders cannot feel the existence of the space.So I can take something out or take something in whenever I want..."
With a random wave of his arm, he took out a can of beef, and with another wave, he took out a fire axe, and with the last wave, the two things disappeared together... For this performance, Shinnosuke Nohara watched He clapped his hands "slapping" and shouted "Oh, so this uncle is a magician!" while the doraemon murmured disapprovingly: "It seems to be the same as my four-dimensional universal pocket. About the same"...
As for Haruhi Suzumiya's idea, it is even more different, "Well, now there are superpowers." She pointed to Wang Qiu, "and then there are people from the future!" She pointed to Doraemon again, "... ...Only aliens and aliens are left, when will they appear in front of me?"
...Wang Qiu suddenly felt very troubled when he heard it—that, Miss Suzumiya Haruhi, there is an alien (Nagato Yuki) who seems to be by your side all the time... And, for you , the plot characters in the movie seem to be people from another world!
Of course, in Wang Qiu's eyes, Miss Suzumiya Haruhi is also a person from another world—a god from the Two-dimensional world!
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