Great time travel

Chapter 47, Millions of Pretentious Kings

In short, at the beginning of logging in and registering, netizens were already complaining about the game "Conquer Another World". The cheating game of "authenticity" is simply pranking people:
"...Fuck! There are only two portals in Novice Village, and nothing else? What about the game store? Where's the old man who issued the novice mission?"

"...Why was he chased by a big spider in Novice Village? Wow, he was really eaten! Next time, register a golem that can't be eaten!"

"...There is no human account at all, how to form a team is really a headache! Especially when everyone is a first-level rookie! Goblins are good at healing and can be nurses, kittens are quick and can be thieves, slimes have disguises Color can be used for reconnaissance, but the output of firepower is extremely weak! Just now five people besieged a rabbit but failed, and unfortunately the first-level rookie goblin was kicked to death by the rabbit's leg!"

"...Why don't you use the Golem? Isn't the attack power and defense power of the first-level golem just enough?"

"...The golem is too clumsy to move! It can't hit any enemies! Except for tearing down walls, it can only be used as a target to attract firepower!"

"...This cat just killed a wild slime, but apart from the increase in experience points, nothing fell out! Where should I get potions and equipment? If you only rely on cat claws, even Skeleton soldiers may not be able to beat them!"

"...Upstairs, you can try to sneak attack or besiege the goblins (goblins) and capture their weapons."

"...You have to consider the difference in body size: the height of a kitten is at most one-third that of a goblin, and one-fifth that of a human! And the size of a goblin is even smaller! Even if you capture the other world How to use the weapons of humans and goblins?"

"...Uh... At least you can try using a dagger as a broadsword, or breaking an arrow as a short spear..."

"...As a slime, how should I speed up my movement? I rolled in the grassland outside Novice Village for three days and three nights, not to mention people, and I didn't even see a single animal, so I could only rely on gnawing grass leaves. Live. And the grassland is filled with fog all day, I can’t see anything clearly, hurry up! Wait online!”

"...Return to the original poster, you should blew yourself up and returned to Xinshou Village to resurrect! There is no game map, and no one has anything to do if you get lost!"

"...Hey, Ben Slime just found out that he rolled back to the same place, and it seems that he has not walked 500 meters at the farthest. Forget it, let's commit suicide and practice again!"

"...This goblin has just discovered a ventilation duct that can lead to the bottom in the underground grotto that is the Novice Village. Maybe it can open a hidden copy that no one else has discovered... Oh! A very beautiful one appeared in front of me. Blonde beauty! She caught me in the palm of her hand! Eh? Don’t stuff her in your mouth! She doesn’t taste good at all... oh, she’s still dead!”

(Solyuxiang, the slime maid of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, curiously grabbed a goblin, threw it into her mouth, chewed it and ate it...)
——Because considering that if thousands of players suddenly appear in Kahn Village, it will inevitably cause serious panic and riots among the local residents.So after obtaining Lich King Ainz's consent, Wang Qiu finally set the Novice Village, where players from Earth landed, inside the Great Tomb of Nazarick.On the third floor of the Great Tomb, Ainz specially separated an underground hall covering an area of ​​tens of thousands of square meters to accommodate the new players.

Of course, if such a huge flow of people were allowed to flow directly from the Great Tomb of Nazarick, it might cause some forces to pay serious attention.Therefore, Wang Qiu asked Ainz for help, and set up two semi-permanent [portal gates] in the underground grotto that was the Novice Village.One of the doors leads to the garrison of the undead army, which can only be passed by golem players. Once they pass, they will join the evil camp and burn and kill.The destination of the other door was completely random, and it could lead to any place where Ainz and his men had gone and left their marks-in fact, it was mainly inside.Within the territory of the Kingdom of Yestij.

And once the player dies accidentally, in addition to the punishment of dropping equipment, there are also two options: resurrection in place or returning to Xinshou Village to resurrect.

In this way, it seems that it has been considered properly.But the problem is, there are always some players who think they are smart or ingenious, like to "take an unconventional path", drill into the depths of the Nazarick Great Tomb, and then be swallowed to the bone by the residents of this evil lair not left...

Of course, these players who "do not take the usual path" are unlucky, but they are just killing themselves.But if they were allowed to talk nonsense outside and inform the natives in another world of information that shouldn't be leaked, then Wang Qiu and the others would be in big trouble.Therefore, before launching this game, Wang Qiu pre-locked the language function of all new players, so that they can only listen to the conversations of humans from other worlds, but cannot speak—the kittens can only speak meaningless words. Meow meow, and the goblins can only sing simple rhymes without lyrics.As for the players, another set of internal communication system is used to communicate, and no sound will be made in the other world, so as to avoid any redundant information from the intelligent life in the other world...

But in this way, although the confidentiality of key information is enhanced, the fun of the game is further reduced.

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On the other hand, despite such dissatisfaction and complaints, under the temptation of "a daily salary of 50 yuan" and "rewards for completing tasks", not many players quit, let alone red. The eyes killed the game company who didn't know where to protest.

On the contrary, with the indiscriminate bombardment of various propaganda methods, the number of registered players of the game "Conquer Another World" reached hundreds of thousands in less than a week, and it is still growing, and it is expected to break through soon The million-player mark: The lure of money is truly terrifying!

In just a few days after the "Open Server Public Beta", players have formed hundreds of large and small guilds. Invest in those title missions or plot missions with rich rewards:

"...The guild has just accepted the plot mission [Hot and Sticky Cave], and is going to capture a handsome and beautiful female adventurer for training. But they worked so hard to dig out the cave, set up traps and training methods, why? Are all the monsters and muscular men here?"

"...The host is so wretched! How dare you accept such a H game mission!"

"...Uh, there is no way, most members of this guild are slimes, and there are really not many group tasks that can be accepted in the initial stage!"

"...If you really can't find a female adventurer, I suggest sneaking into the adventurer's guild in a certain city and sneak attacking the guild's Kanban lady!"

"...the kittens have been dispatched to scout the Adventurer's Guild in the only nearby city, and the receptionists are all old grandpas and old women. Moreover, sneaking into the city and attacking girls does not meet the mission requirements. They must be induced to leave the city and do it in the wild. That’s fine! But it’s impossible to do this at all!”

"...Hey, the landlord's slime guild is really tragic. It seems that we can only wait on the sidelines. If you don't want to give up the mission."

"...Damn it! [Hot and sticky cave]? Isn't this the Eighteenth Prohibition? With the domestic atmosphere, no one reported it?"

"...Who said no one reported it? The radio, film and television department had a lot of reports, and it was already a mess, but they were all called back by the superiors. It is said that there have been people stationed at the SARFT recently, ordering the radio and television The General Administration provides all conveniences for the promotion of the game "Conquer Another World", and even uses the name of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television to force all other domestic online games to display built-in advertisements for "Conquer Another World"!"

"...God! Can you punch the radio and television? So powerful?! Who is the son of a big boss in the central government who plays this game?"

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"...What bad luck! This fairy flew for three days and three nights, and finally flew out of the big forest. Just when he approached a very beautiful villa, he was caught by a very wretched-looking old man with a net bag. I’m locked in a birdcage and can’t get out! What should I do next? Urgent! Wait online!”

"... Poor girl! There's no other way, you'd better obediently engage in the promising position of ornamental bird pet!"

"... Kukuku, what a stupid mortal! This lady has come out! Just use the prank skill to turn the birdcage into a racing car! Now I am racing in a town that looks like a Western European fantasy !Hey! Get out of the way for that horse on the other side! Damn it! Crashed!"

"...Oops! I was caught by that old man again! What kind of spell was cast to immobilize him! Will he be dissected next? Never mind! Suicide is a cowardly act, no matter what this old man is going to do to me Whatever, stick to it till the end!"

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"...Hmm, the task of [Hot and sticky cave] is so difficult! I have been waiting for so long, and the female adventurers have not caught half of them, but the goblin has come! No way, the decision is up to you !Look, what did we find? Here is a little goblin, we can try to catch her, such a cute little goblin is rich in a lot of sister juice, so we can get rewards for completing the task! But the goblin with dragonfly wings and flying is not easy to deal with, we have to approach slowly from behind, don't make any noise...do it!"

"... Fatty Zhang! What are you, a damned slime, planning to do to Miss Ben? Don't think I don't recognize you, this game is registered with a real name! Let me go quickly, or be careful how I will fix it after school starts!" kill you!"

"...Hehehe, you stupid class monitor lady! I will be moving and transferring to another school next semester! You will never find me again! Tonight's 'Little Fairy**** Wu Mi' we're all set! Just be a meat toy obediently! Well, let’s have a bondage play first, or tentacle insertion?”

"...Hey, the little goblin squad leader blew himself up and re-practiced! The story mission [Hot and Sticky Cave] still can't be completed... Oh oh oh! Look what I found? Finally a female adventurer came! It's still a scantily clad Blonde female warrior! Get ready, everyone, let's go together!"

"...What a scary woman! The slime players in the entire guild were instantly killed! Only one kitten escaped..."

"...Well, it seems that this mission has to be abandoned. What else is there to do next? Huh? [Light Pig Warrior's Run]? Just strip a few male adventurers and throw them in the wild? This is too easy! Everyone Hurry up and get ready!"

(Re. In the hills on the border of the Kingdom of Yestiger, the world's famous stainless steel-ranked female adventurer and the leader of the "Blue Rose" adventure team, La Qiusi, wiped the sword and muttered: "When will even the slime They will also set up traps? What a bunch of disgusting things... ")
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"...Hmph, you rookies are really weak! This golem has only been registered for three days, and it has already been promoted to level 25. It has completed the title task [Village Level Destroyer] and single-handedly slaughtered a village. Stepped on the heads of three little lolitas!"

"...The landlord is so cruel! Lolita is for cuteness, not for stepping on!"

"...The upstairs is so holy! How can you not PK and fight monsters when playing games?! Playing games is to have a good time!"

"...I feel that it is easier to level up by registering a golem to kill people, but unfortunately there are too few title tasks and plot tasks that a golem can take..."

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In short, by launching an online game, the different world behind this server is opened to the public. Wang Qiu and others, who have been trying their best to turn the different world upside down, thereby destroying the main line of the plot and earning a lot of points, will have it in no time. Tens of thousands of little boys!
Although these players are unorganized and undisciplined, anyway, as long as they mess up the different world, they can get reward points!With the integrity and imagination of online game players, it is equivalent to letting tens of thousands of locusts go there, and the damage effect will definitely not be bad!Besides, if it is really necessary, Wang Qiu, who is in charge of the server, can also induce players' behavior by issuing reward tasks and other methods, so as to achieve his goals.

In fact, even without these bounty missions, players who explored different worlds have already spontaneously created a few unethical incidents such as "the elf girl fucked without misery" and "the village girl ravaged by slime". And try to exert a more drastic influence on this world...

On the other hand, the demonic gentleman Demiurge, the commander of the undead army who had been suffering from a shortage of troops before, after getting a real army of undead--the army of golem players who can be resurrected even after being killed enthusiastically joins in, attack When it comes to human towns and castles, it is even more invincible.It was already crumbling.The Kingdom of Yestij was striding towards the abyss of destruction.