Great time travel

Chapter 559 , Pretend to be the king (continued)

Chapter 49, Millionaire Pretentious King (Continued)

In midsummer, in a noble mansion in the capital of the Bajas Empire, on a large and exaggerated long oak table, squatting a... or a lump of light pink translucent dangling like jelly Obviously, this is a slime with a cute appearance.

At this moment, this pink slime is squinting comfortably, enjoying the crowd of beautiful ladies and ladies watching and touching!

"...Good girl! This is a birthday present I specially got for you when I was on a hunting vacation in the border forest! Do you like it?"

The beautiful lady in a low-cut gorgeous long dress lifted the pink translucent slime to her chest and said with a smile.

"...Ah! So cute!!" A red-haired girl who was also wearing a low-cut long dress immediately jumped up when she saw this, and hugged the cute version of slime in her arms, "...well, slippery , it’s soft, and it feels great! I can play with this little thing for three years! By the way, mom, what does it eat?”

"...Leaves, hay, bread, barbecue, eat everything! Of course, you can't feed it something that is too hot..."

"...Then I'll try feeding it a small biscuit... Hehe, I really ate it! And I'm smiling!"

"...Hey! This is given to me by my mother! If you want to hug it, I should be the first to hug it! Return this cute little thing!"

Another little brown-haired loli wearing a thin summer dress suddenly pursed her mouth and widened her eyes, "...my sister is robbing someone else again!"

"...Hey, don't be so stingy, Lelia! My sister's things are my sister's things, and my sister's things are still my sister's things!"

"...Margaret, don't make trouble!" The lady smiled wryly and persuaded her two daughters, "...Come~ let Leilia hug her~"

In short, in the midst of the fight between the mother and daughter in low-cut long skirts, slime players enjoyed the ultimate sex squeeze.

Pooh!Pooh!The pink slime showed an expression of excitement and joy under the squeeze of three pairs of ****.

Hmm, to be able to be hugged by charming big sisters as a slime!What a great achievement!

Far away in another world, an obese otaku player wearing 3D glasses, watching the virtual sex scene, was immediately moved beyond words!
Oh oh oh!Is this a paradise! ?There are loli and mature women! !It's really a gentleman's paradise with everything you need!
Ahh... If I really crossed over there, I would definitely be cheering in my heart right now...

He thought so, and at the same time lightly tapped the option on the virtual screen, causing the slime to spray out a volatile liquid with a charming fragrance.

——According to the original game character setting, the aroma emitted by this pink slime is like an insect-catching plant, used to lure all kinds of flying insects to throw themselves into the net and then prey on them... But here Well, the object of its temptation has become three beauties, one big, two small and three beauties!
"...It smells really good! This little guy can still wear perfume?!" The red-haired lady Margaret said in surprise.

"...Well, it seems to have mixed the aroma of mint and rose. It is fragrant and cool! It feels really comfortable!"

The beautiful lady also said happily, rubbing her face against the slippery skin of the slime, and even kissed it, "...Lelia, come and smell it too!" The tangy pink slime was held up in front of the youngest daughter, Lelia.

"...It smells really good! Mom! Can I hug it to sleep at night?" Lelia took a deep breath and said intoxicated.

"...Yes, but remember to wash this little thing well! Dirty pets are not allowed to be brought into the bed..."

"...Okay...they will definitely wash it in the bathroom today..."

While the slime in another world was enjoying the hugs of the beauties, the fat house players on the earth saw the new prompt with bright eyes:

"...The plot task [Patted and fed by the beautiful big sister] is completed! The plot task [****** kiss] is completed! Get the title [Slime Life Winner]! May I ask if you want to accept the next advanced task, [ Big Adventure in Women's Bathroom]? (YES/NO)..."

——This reminded him of the eclectic scene where the beautiful girl's family used slime instead of a sponge to scrub their bare skin in the bathtub... "... um, no, I'm going to have a nosebleed... Hurry up Put a few screenshots on the forum to show off the girls, let the gang of losers dazzle their kryptonite eyes!"

It can be seen that the pink slime player's peachy and endless good time seems to continue for a while...

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Of course, not every slime player who has entered the civilized society of another world has such a beautiful environment full of benefits.Some of them have become toys for bear children, and they have suffered all kinds of torture under the hands of these innocent and curious little guys, such as being sprinkled with salt.Other slimes were taken by old ladies or old men to be raised with cats and dogs, so they were picked up and picked up by these curious animals all day long, and even let the cats roll and play as balls of yarn.There are also some slimes kept in taverns, because of their super digestibility, they are reduced to walking trash cans, such as moldy bread, chicken bones, rancid wine, waste paper, and even stinky rags. They were all thrown to these poor slimes for disposal or "eating".

However, this is not the most tragic experience.Those unluckiest slimes fell into the hands of some wretched men, ogres, and goblins, and because of their size and feel, they were used as airplane cups, and they were put on the crotch thing and masturbated ...In short, those slime players who fell into such a humiliating situation usually chose to self-destruct and retrain with infinite grief and anger before being covered in white turbid mucus.

But no matter what, among the slime players, those who have successfully mixed in other worlds and reached the peak by earning experience and upgrading all the way also accounted for a considerable proportion.On the other hand, at the beginning of the game's server launch, cats, who were once the preferred race of players, are generally quite miserable...

——In this online game that travels through real worlds, among the four racial characters that players can choose from, golems are non-living objects that don't need to eat or drink, and don't worry about starving or freezing.If you can keep up with the undead army controlled by the Nazarick Tomb, you can also enjoy a series of logistics services provided by the Nazarick Tomb Golem Workshop for free, from lubricating oil, polishing rust to replacing parts .

Slimes are living beings, and they move slowly, have poor mobility, and feel dull. They are not good at hunting at all, and they are not good at climbing trees to pick fruits.But fortunately, slimes have excellent digestive function and are never picky eaters. Even if they only eat grass leaves, leaves, bark and insects, they can barely survive. There is no risk of starvation—the risk of being eaten or trampled to death is not small.

The goblin is small in size, has a very small appetite, and can fly with wings. The fantasy and different world when the game is launched is also in spring and summer when all things sprout, lush vegetation, and full of vitality. Just find some Wild fruit nectar and the like will not starve to death.If it doesn't work, you can also use the goblin's natural plant affinity and the gardener's goblin talent to make the tree grow a fruit for itself.

The situation of kitten people is even more tragic. On the one hand, they are living creatures and cannot be hungry; on the other hand, they not only eat a lot, but also are quite picky—more picky than any anorexic child on earth!Don't eat anything other than fish!Because unlike omnivorous dogs, cats are essentially carnivorous animals like tigers. It is difficult for their stomachs to digest plant starch...

If they are a group of real cats, they can survive in the wild by catching mice, birds, and fishing.But the problem is, from the perspective of that world, the kittens that these players log in are really a group of "cat-shaped puppets" with clumsy actions and dull reactions. Even if there are mice and birds on the screen, they are usually absolutely impossible to catch. living.The end result of the first-level rookie kitten wandering the world alone is starving to death countless times along the way.Even if you successfully sneaked into the kitchen of a resident's home to steal, because the reaction speed is not as good as that of a real cat, it is very easy to be beaten to death by a housewife with a broom!

In addition, when competing for domestic pet jobs, these kitten people are also at an extremely disadvantaged state.Regardless of fur color, body shape and cute skills, just because they often "sleep" for more than [-] hours a day (players usually only go online for a few hours a day), it is enough to make the indigenous humans in other worlds deeply criticize—— It seems quite normal for slimes to fall into dormancy, and those slime players who "sleep dormant" can be stuffed into cages or wooden boxes by their owners as home decorations, just like translucent glass industrial products, It's also pretty.But instead of a group of lazy cats that can't wake up no matter how much they bark, and can't catch mice, who would want to raise them?At first glance, it looks like it has been infected with the plague!

What's worse, even if these cats lose their morals as living beings, if they want to join the camp of the undead army, they can't do it with the logistics system of the Nazarick Great Tomb—it's not that witches Demon King Anz would be stingy with a few mouthfuls of cat food, but these cats are petite living creatures. If they mix with liches, ghosts, zombies and other undead for a long time, their bodies will soon be eroded by negative energy. Suffering from all kinds of weird diseases, hair loss, peeling, sores, pus... died a miserable death.

The worst thing is that kitten players generally cannot transfer to cat zombies, cat skeletons, cat liches and other cat-type undead...

In addition, even if the player is skilled enough to solve the problem of cat food by hunting or stealing by himself, the kitten will turn into a motionless "silly cat" during the offline period. Such a "dull cat" will most likely end up miserable.For example, when a kitten was crossing the grassland, the player was forced to log off and leave immediately in case of an emergency.As a result, when he went online again the next day, the cat lying frozen on the open grassland had been pecked by the crows as a dead cat's body...

Although any game player is not afraid of death, but in this "registered players can get a daily salary of 50 yuan" game system, every time the player dies, the player will at least lose the level and equipment, and the money will be deducted... So those who want to Players who rely on playing games to make money still take this very seriously.

——Of course, this problem is the same for players of other races.Many of the golems who followed the undead army to massacre were offline and waiting, and when they were standing still, they did not find a good place to hide, and fell behind and escaped the protection of the army, and then they were smashed by human warriors who took the opportunity to avenge their hatred Turned into pieces of scrap iron, or pushed into dry wells and cellars, and then covered with earth and stones and buried alive.

However, despite the above-mentioned inconveniences, more and more players choose the Golem number again.After all, compared with the other three races, golems still have obvious advantages, at least during the offline standby period, they are the least likely to be killed.It is also easy to gain experience and upgrade, just follow the army of undead to kill the Quartet-of course, killing has moral pressure on ordinary people, but what are you playing in online games if you don't fight and kill?

In fact, from the perspective of indigenous intelligent life in other worlds, few of these online game players on Earth can be called good people.All the players have never regarded the indigenous people in the "game world" as the same kind, but with the mentality of the game, they regard them as NPCs that can be cut down at will and experience points that can walk, which are far more than ants Not as good, even if the city is slaughtered and the country is destroyed, there will be no psychological pressure.

If possible, even if they want to spread the T-virus in different worlds to create a biohazard, the players would not bat an eye—because in the eyes of the players on Earth, what they are doing is just playing a game similar to "Plague Inc." " game only.

What's more, even those insiders who participated in this operation and understood that there is a real world behind the screen have no mercy for the lives of indigenous humans in other worlds - after all, this other world far away from the server , is really too lacking in reality.

Instead of entangled in some inexplicable moral and ethical issues, it is better to treat it directly as an online game, which is simple and clear.

In short, with the rapid increase in the number of players logging into the different world, especially after reaching more than one million, even though most of them are weak chickens of the first and second levels, even if they are not used to this "over-realistic" game in every possible way.But just the countless riots caused by their game characters bumping into each other on the foreign continent is enough to distort the plot of the original book to a great extent, and make Wang Qiu's reward points roll in like a waterfall.

In addition, it is also worth mentioning that when the cute version of slimes logged in by those players on the earth, with their round and translucent drop-shaped cute appearance, entered the indigenous human society in a large scale as a "new type of pet" .Those goblin players with strong mobility also flapped their translucent little wings, swimming in the bustling city of another world, and pretended to be aggressive...

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