Great time travel

Chapter 9. Discussion about Zombies
Generally speaking, the Japanese are a people who are accustomed to making plans in advance and executing them step by step.Even for emergencies such as tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, fires, or riots, departments have already prepared stacks of emergency plan booklets for easy recall.

The problem is that no matter how well the relevant experts plan ahead, it is impossible to think of formulating emergency plans for the zombie crisis in advance.

Therefore, when the zombie frenzy broke out, the rigid-minded Japanese politicians could only treat it as a riot at the first moment... I have to say that this is really a helpless tragedy.

——The situation that the TV program tried to instill in the audience is obviously far from the actual situation.

Although the governments of most countries, when a devastating crisis strikes, the first thing to do is to fool the people.But the problem is that anyone who has watched any zombie horror movie can clearly know that the city is surrounded by zombies and the end is coming!

However, the Japanese TV news still pretends to be stupid, insisting that this is "just" a "riot"? ? ! ! !
Sigh... No wonder the Japanese political circles have been getting more and more confused over the years. It is obvious that they are a bunch of idiots who can't even tell a lie!

"...The government has begun to discuss emergency countermeasures for the current frequent riots in various places, but both the ruling and opposition parties have indicated that they must handle it with caution...the latest government plan is not yet clear..."

Looking at a location that looks like a park somewhere, a beautiful female reporter wearing a professional OL uniform is holding a microphone and talking, "...According to estimates, the number of victims in Saitama Prefecture has exceeded [-]." , the government has declared the current state of emergency..."

However, her calmness and composure can only be maintained until this moment - the next moment, the cruel reality will be exposed in front of the TV camera!

"...Ah! Shot! The police finally opened fire! What the hell was it shot at?! (two shots, hitting two writhing body bags) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Come here!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

The camera lens suddenly began to shake and become confused, and finally disappeared completely. After a burst of snowflakes and squeaking noises, the picture reappeared.

"...Okay...it seems that something went wrong. Now... now I will switch back to the studio to continue reporting for you. According to intelligence, the outdoors are very dangerous at present. Please try not to go out as much as possible. After the broadcast resumes, it will be restarted immediately Let Reporter Xui report back from the scene."

The two hosts in the studio spoke incoherently, then hurriedly ended the news program and replaced it with music and commercials.

——Hey, what a bunch of stupid talk that can't even fool people, don't they know how to make random interview scenes in the studio?To actually send reporters into the area where the zombies broke out while thinking about ****... It's really speechless.

In short, everyone in Fujimi Gakuen expressed unusual confusion and indignation after watching the above-mentioned program.

"...Is that the only thing!?" Komuro punched the concrete slab fiercely, cursing bitterly, "...why didn't you tell the truth?!"

"...Maybe it's the fear of causing panic." Takashi Saya, who still had tears in her eyes, raised her head from Shizuka's big breasts and said.

——Saya Takagi, who had recovered from her mental breakdown, quickly reverted to her old ways and began to show off her high IQ as a "genius".

"...Now at this time?" Miyamoto Rei felt a little strange—the city was already besieged by zombies, can people continue to be calm?

"...Because of this moment! Fear is the root of chaos. Chaos will lead to the collapse of order, and once order collapses, how can we fight against these moving corpses?" Takashi Saya pushed the bridge of his nose just out of his pocket Turning out the spare glasses, he said with a proud face——Well, from the analysis of the age, I really don't know if she is cosplaying Senior Colonel Chu Xuan, or Senior Colonel Chu Xuan is imitating this little Tsundere with pink hair and two ponytails?

At this time, Mr. Gu Chuan, who was operating the TV, switched to another channel and received some international news: "...the current abnormal state has spread throughout the United States, and it seems that there is no sign of being under control for the time being. The United States The head of government has abandoned the White House and is planning to transfer government functions to an aircraft carrier at sea. There are also speculations that this is a preparation for the use of tactical nuclear weapons..."

"...In addition, communication links in Moscow have been cut off, a fire broke out in downtown Beijing, law and order is still maintained in London, mobs are rampant in Paris and Rome (the strange thing is that these "thugs" look like zombies), the streets It's in a state of siege..."

——The TV program just played here, and the signal was completely lost with a "snap", it seems that the TV signal tower is also finished.

But even so, everyone has already seen a purgatory-like doomsday world.

The survivors who originally thought this was just a small regional disaster suddenly collapsed again.

"...How come... When I browsed the Internet in the morning, nothing happened!" Hirano Toda said in disbelief.

"...I can't believe it! Just a few short hours later, the whole world has become like this!" Miyamoto Rei also looked distraught, and stretched out her hand to grab her hair in pain, "...There should still be absolute safety. The place? This world will definitely recover soon..."

"……impossible!"

Wang Qiu and Takashiro Saya spoke at the same time, breaking Miyamoto Rei's fantasy.Then, the two exchanged glances at each other, and Saya Takashiro, who got the hint, opened his mouth in a "blah blah blah"—from the Spanish flu in 1918, which infected more than 5000 million people and killed [-] million people, all the way. To the Black Death that killed one-third of Europeans in the Middle Ages... Finally, a cruel conclusion was drawn: in the case of no cure, the plague will not subside until the living people are almost dead, because There is no one to infect!

But the zombie crisis is not an ordinary plague, the dead will still move and attack the living - so the spread of zombies cannot be stopped at all!

The only thing we can look forward to is that it is spring now, and the weather will gradually get hotter soon. After dozens of days, when the zombies are rotting to the bone, they should not move anymore, and the zombie crisis will naturally disappear. ——This is the point of view put forward by Ju Chuan Shizuka.

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"...The corpse rots naturally? Tsk tsk, I think it's better for you not to have such daydreams..."

Mr. Gu Chuan mercilessly complained that although he has not experienced the zombie apocalypse, he has definitely experienced all kinds of bizarre adventures, so he knows that there are very few monsters in this world that can be easily solved. Disaster, "...Although you think these corpses are dead, have you ever seen dead people moving around and attacking humans? They are probably not really dead, but turned into another creature... "

"...Another creature? Uh, like the Chinese caterpillar fungus?" Teacher Ju Chuan Shizuka interjected.

"...It can also be described in this way! In short, there are many possible reasons for the outbreak of this zombie crisis. We must figure out its essence before we can come up with countermeasures." Doraemon also raised his head from the satellite screen, "...Magic, technological, cursed, viral..."

"...Magic? Hehe, how could there be such a thing? Haven't you graduated from kindergarten yet?"

Tsundere pink hair and double ponytail Takashiro Saya smiled disdainfully, but only laughed a few times, as if thinking of something, and couldn't laugh anymore, "...Uh, that... Doraemon, you seem to have once You've been to the wizarding world, haven't you?"

"...Yeah, they are all people who have broken through the demon world and defeated the demon king...Gao Cheng, don't say anything unscientific—even the living dead have appeared on your side, and a few magicians will appear It's not surprising at all!"

Wang Qiu also finally opened his mouth, "...You probably have seen horror movies about zombies, and you should know that even if the zombies look similar, there are many reasons for the outbreak—if it is a zombie frenzy caused by viruses or bacteria , then naturally we should treat it with a scientific attitude. If the outbreak of the dead is caused by magicians, magic rituals, or the advent of evil gods, then naturally we have to change our thinking accordingly... Well, by the way, Japan on your side, there are No Fuyuki City? (see "Holy Grail War")"

Regarding this seemingly inexplicable question, after an urgent discussion among the teachers and students of Fujimi Gakuen, the result was: I don’t know!
No way, even Chinese geography teachers cannot accurately report the names of more than 2000 counties and cities in China at any time.In the same way, ordinary Japanese people can't know the geography of their country well-as of July 20, 2008, the total number of cities in Japan according to official statistics is 7... Do you think there is Which Japanese ordinary high school student can memorize all the place names of so many cities?

And in the small observatory at their feet, they did not find any slightly more accurate map of Japan.

What's more, Japan's low-level administrative divisions are constantly changing. Even if there was a Fuyuki City in a certain area, it may have changed its name, or even revoked its organizational system, downgraded to a town, and merged with other cities—— After the Japanese bubble economy burst, many cities with economic depression, industrial collapse, and large population loss were all tossed to nothing... Therefore, as to whether there was a Fuyuki city in Japan here, we can only wait for them After finding several new and old versions of Japanese maps for comparison, the confirmation can be truly completed.

"...Hey, I can't even confirm whether there is Fuyuki City, so the clock tower in London is probably unheard of for ordinary Japanese. It seems that the possibility of overlapping with the Moon World cannot be ruled out. Maybe some crazy magician made a wish with the Holy Grail..."

(In "Holy Grail War", the father of Emiya Kiritsugu, one of the protagonists, once made a zombie frenzy, although it was limited to a small island.)
Wang Qiu took out a small notebook and wrote it down with a ballpoint pen, "... Is there an Academy City next to Tokyo with a population of 230 million and advanced technology? Are you sure? Well, "Magic Forbidden Book Catalogue" ( The world of "Majin" for short) can also be ruled out... The zombie outbreak in the world of "Resident Evil" is obviously completely different from here, and it can also be ruled out. There is also a more mysterious world of "Pseudo-Monogatari"... Well, I guess Fuji Aesthetics Everyone in the garden will not know a lolicon scum high school student named Aliangliang Muli in other places, and it cannot be ruled out for the time being..."

(In a certain world line of "False Monogatari", there is also a zombie apocalypse caused by the vampire "Heart Under the Blade".)