Great time travel

No.12 volume, the water gate incident in another world

Chapter 1. We are responsible for making the belly of the female time traveler bigger!
The plot world of "My Fair Princess", the autumn of the 24th year of Qianlong, Beijing, Forbidden City, Shufangzhai
At this moment, it is the beginning of the plot of "Han Zhu Ge Ge", the middle-aged Emperor Qianlong has just brought a few older brothers, some civil and military ministers, and two companions, Fulkang, Fulte, etc. He left the palace and went hunting in the Xishan paddock near the capital.And the crazy future returns to the princess, the current Beijing female hooligan Little Swallow, the Shandong Holy Mother White Lotus Xia Ziwei who has just sworn to her, and the loyal maid Jinsuo, have just set off from the Beijing Hutong courtyard where Little Swallow lives, to the Xishan paddock, and then Once embarked on a long and bumpy road to find his father.

Naturally, the next scene is a scene that everyone knows. A certain virgin flower of the weak girl was blocked at the foot of the mountain and couldn't get in. A certain Yanzi with martial arts took the testimony of the virgin flower and slipped over the cliff into the paddock, and was caught glaucoma. The fifth elder brother Yongqi Children's Shoes with cataracts was accidentally shot as a deer.Next, Qianlong, who was having a brain twitch, heard the sentence before she fell into a coma, "Do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake 19 years ago?" It was the "Pearl of the Sea" that he left behind, so he immediately took her back to the palace, and then created a fake character that quickly turned his harem upside down... However, none of this has happened yet.

(Note that this is not Mulan Qiuwei, which is common in the official history of the Qing Dynasty. Although the TV series "Returning the Pearl and Gege" was indeed filmed in the Mulan Paddock of Chengde Mountain Resort, 450 kilometers away from Beijing, the hunting ground set in the novel is actually It is the Xishan paddock that no longer exists, that is, at the foot of Shijingshan, only [-] kilometers away from the Forbidden City. It can be seen that Grandma Qiongyao was rigorous in some aspects when she wrote the book. Unlike some martial arts works, the protagonists are all sitting Jet, at most two or three months can travel from Beijing to the Western Regions and then back to Guangzhou to take a boat to the South China Sea.)
At the same time, since the emperor and the princes are not here, the Huanzhugege group who will make the entire Forbidden City go crazy in the future are still hanging around outside the palace wall.Then, in the Forbidden City, the scenes of fighting for pets in various palaces seem to be in a cooling-off period for the time being, and it should be relatively peaceful—the emperor and the prince are not here, who are you making trouble for?That being the case, the palace residence of the little swallow who "returns the pearl" in the future, which was originally Shufangzhai in the palace theater, should be idle for the time being, and has not had time to stage a funny and infinite pearl return drama.

However, in Shufangzhai, the Royal Theater, which should be empty at this time, it is actually full of people coming and going, and it is full of all kinds of things that are out of date with the times. The courtyard paved with bluestones is covered with army green. There are field tents, and figures in white coats and camouflage uniforms are walking back and forth everywhere.On the courtyard wall of Shufangzhai, hidden cameras were installed, and there were snipers with painted faces lying on the roof and watching.

However, although they made such a big commotion in Shufangzhai, they miraculously did not attract the attention of the eunuchs and court ladies in the Forbidden City.Even the two little eunuchs who were walking outside the gate of Shufangzhai poked in the middle of the road unknowingly, each with one foot lifted up, but they didn't come down for a long time, like puppets carved in clay, as if time had been taken away by them. It's frozen...Well, in fact, at this moment, the time in the entire Forbidden City, the entire Beijing, and even the entire world is indeed frozen, and it is forced to stop in a certain second.

What caused this "pause" phenomenon was a black-tech prop in the hands of someone in Shufangzhai's courtyard: [Super Time Stop Watch].

——Comrade Wang Qiu in military uniform was looking down at the black technology props [Super Time Stop Watch] in his hand while looking down at the field tent with a red cross drawn in front of him, urging loudly : "...Hey! How is the artificial insemination operation inside? My [Super Time Stop Watch] can only last for a maximum of six hours! There is a little girl outside waiting to come in for surgery !"

Immediately afterwards, a female doctor's very impatient voice came from inside the tent: "...What's the noise? We're already using the fastest speed! Come in and do it yourself if you have the ability? By the way Let the little girl left outside hurry up and get ready, and disinfect first!"

Then, turning his head, Wang Qiu had to frown to deal with the strong protest of a certain soft and cute loli waving her small fist.

"...Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sima Yan, a semi-adult loli who is only 14 years old this year, waved her small fists with tears in her eyes. Miyoshi student, he has never been in a relationship since he grew up so old, and he has never even held a boy's hand... You actually, you let him conceive a baby directly!! How can he have the face to live in the future? !!!”

... Well... I have to admit that this loli's accusation is indeed a blow to the heart, and Wang Qiu couldn't help but feel a great sense of guilt.Although he was able to turn two 12-year-old silver-haired Romanian twins into meat toys on the bed without any psychological barriers, after all, he has been with the twins for three years, and they are still in love with each other. matter.But now, he seems to be using violence to coerce and destroy the flower of the motherland who is full of resistance, and he is still in full view... This is really hard to do!

However, even so, the pregnancy that should be conceived cannot be escaped, it's just that the work of the black face should be left to others... So Wang Qiu sighed, shook his head, turned and walked away.Immediately after that, a tough female officer with a face full of flesh came up and tried to persuade her as kindly as possible.

"...Student Sima Yan, I can understand your grievances, and understand how terrible harm this is to you. But, please remember that as a Chinese, as a citizen of the Republic of China, In the face of the safety of the country, your chastity is nothing at all. The country will remember your sacrifice and contribution, and will compensate you accordingly, but it will not allow you to escape... Please rest assured, all kinds of troubles that follow, The state will take care of it to the end. Regarding your parents and family members, if necessary, the central leadership will also come forward to personally do ideological work..."

After being persuaded by the female officer for a long time, and after promising a lot of bad checks, Sima Yan, a 14-year-old second-year junior high school girl, finally realized that she would definitely not be able to escape the fate of getting pregnant out of wedlock this time, so she gradually stopped crying. He yelled, but he still sobbed slightly, and said reluctantly, "...but... I have also read a lot of "Huanzhugege" fan fiction on the Internet, either falling in love with elder brothers Baylor, or in the Forbidden City Playing Gongdou, at least you can go through the rivers and lakes with the protagonists...Why did you come to me and have a baby right from the beginning?"

"...Chichi, fell in love with elder brother Baylor in Manchuria? Hahaha, do you really think there is any kind of free love in a feudal society?"

After hearing what Sima Yan said, Ma Tong, who was standing next to her, couldn't help laughing before the female officer could respond, "...Little guy, do you know what marriage in the feudal era is? Appearance? Well, I know, this is not the real Qing Dynasty in official history, but the Qing Dynasty in Qiong Yao's novels. The whole "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" is full of various love stories. But in the end In the society of the Qing Dynasty, the love stories of these Qiongyao protagonists can only be said to be non-mainstream after all. The cannibalistic feudal ethics and arranged marriages in the old society, as well as the great defense between men and women, the three chastity and the nine strong Even in this world in Qiong Yao's novels, such things have not disappeared! To be honest, even if you are careful in the modern society, you can eventually match the success rate of the domineering president. Much higher than here in the Qing Dynasty!
Here, the status of men and women is extremely unequal, men are lustful and romantic, at most they will be verbally criticized, and it is even something to boast about.If it were a woman who was lustful, she would be prostitution, immoral, and outrageous.Generally speaking, if a woman from a good family just comes out to show her face, it is already a show of debauchery. If she takes the initiative to hook up with a man even a little bit, she can be lynched by the villagers and drown the pig cage in the pond!Even if she is raped by a man, public opinion will only point the finger at the raped woman, condemning her for not hanging herself and throwing herself into a well to get her full name. The specific logic can be roughly referred to modern Saudi Arabia... Zhugege and Ziwei have the halo of the protagonists, their destiny is in their hands, and the author forcibly opened the plug-in, so they were able to save themselves from danger time and time again.But do you have any plug-ins?Don't count on us, the country is not in the mood to play "Date A Live" with you! "

"...Besides, with your little capital, you actually want to play Gongdou in the Forbidden City? Hey, wake up! My little friend Sima Yan, you don't even want to do the artificial insemination operation arranged by the state, do you want to do it willingly?" Sleeping here with Emperor Qianlong, a 50-year-old man? Don’t you think that there was a law on the protection of minors in the Qing Dynasty? What’s more, you really think that you can just change into the clothes of a court lady and you can casually mess around in the Forbidden City Huh? Not to mention whether the main god system has arranged for you an identity in the Forbidden City, even if it really set you the identity of a court lady instead of a black household, but look at you, you can even say "Beijing film" It's not standard at all, and I basically don't understand the etiquette in the palace. I can't even speak a word of Manchu, and I can't walk even if I step on the "flower pot bottom". In the Forbidden City of the Qianlong Dynasty, how could you Mistress who doesn't understand?
What's more, you probably don't know anything about piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing and dancing, and makeup in this era, right?With such a level, how can she be seduced and be loved by the emperor?It's not the kind of girl comics in Japan and Taiwan, where the heroine is loved by everyone wherever she goes!
In fact, depending on your level, let alone wishing to win favor as a concubine, even just surviving in the palace is not so easy!Believe it or not, student Sima Yan, if we don't care about anything and leave you to fend for yourself in the Forbidden City of the Qing Dynasty, within three months at most, you will either be arrested and tortured because of your suspicious behavior; or Just because he made a mistake and offended the nobleman, he was directly beaten to death with a stick! "

After hearing Ma Tong's merciless scolding, Sima Yan was stunned at first, as if she couldn't accept the shattering of a girl's dream, and then burst into tears with a "wow", tears bursting like a flood It flowed down and couldn't be stopped... In this regard, Ma Tong had to shake his head helplessly, muttering, "Children are really troublesome", and at the same time got a towel soaked in blood from nowhere, He pressed on Sima Yan's nose suddenly, anesthetized her until she passed out, and then lifted the unconscious half-grown loli and handed it to the female officer at the side.

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On the other side, after seeing Sima Yan, a 14-year-old junior high school girl who was knocked out by the **, was brought into the operating tent like a kitten for artificial insemination, the last one left in Shufangzhai's courtyard A male reincarnation, a middle-aged man in eunuch clothing, couldn't help but twitch his lips for a moment, as if he wanted to say something.But after struggling for a while, he finally said nothing.However, Ma Tong accidentally noticed his abnormal expression, and asked casually, "...Mr. Zhuang Yan, looking at your expression just now, is there anything you want to say?"

"...how...how should I put it? Although a child's thinking is relatively naive, isn't this approach a bit too much?"

Zhuang Yan, who was wearing eunuch costume, smiled wryly, "...not to mention, she is only 14 years old this year! How can she be a mother at this age?"

"...Then what else can I do? Do we want the entire state agency to accompany her to play "Date A Live" in Manqing? This is not the world of Japanese animation, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible! As for whether you are pregnant or not Mr. Zhuang Yan doesn't have to worry too much about the problem of the fetus. Nowadays, people's food and living conditions are getting better and better, so the children now develop relatively early, even elementary school girls, before graduating from elementary school. Most of them have already had menstrual events. Otherwise, wouldn’t those Loli Zhengtai who got married at the age of eleven or twelve in ancient China be doing useless work?”

Ma Tong stretched her waist, and then smiled wickedly, "...Besides, if it really doesn't work, we can use the [Time Bag] to give her a little 'ripeness'—let alone a loli, Even a newborn baby can be turned into a pregnant woman for you to see! Hehehehe..."

——Hearing this wicked laughter, Zhuang Yan could not help but shudder, and at the same time secretly worried about his own fate...

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PS: Note: The bottom of the flower pot, that is, the bottom shoes of the flower pot, also known as "flag shoes", is the "high-heeled shoes" worn by the court ladies of the Manchu and Qing Dynasties. The back of the shoe is in the center of the shoe, with a height of ten to 25 centimeters, like walking on mini stilts, so it is difficult for modern women to walk in it, requires strong balance, and will fall if they are not careful.

In addition, I found that Qidian's new foreign history book "1885 British Tycoon" quoted a lot of my "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" volume. I just copied it, and I don’t care about it, but the bluntness of the connection in "1885 British Tycoon" is really a bit horrible... Moreover, I wrote about the British society in the late eighteenth century, and he wrote about the nineteenth century. At the end of the 100th century, nearly [-] years later, many details and customs of British society have actually changed a lot, not only the addition of railways and telegraphs, but the feeling of rote copying is very subtle, just like the society of the Northern Song Dynasty. The custom is the same as that of the Southern Song Dynasty.To give a simple example, British women's clothing in the era of Sherlock Holmes would definitely be regarded as unseemly and outlandish clothing in the era of Jane Austen...