Great time travel

Chapter 3. We are responsible for making the belly of the female time traveler bigger!
All in all, although "dirty" is so unspeakable, and although women need to throw away their integrity and chastity together, female reincarnations still have such a convenient and labor-saving "pregnancy escape method".But the question is, what should the big man like Zhuang Yan do?
Could it be that he is really going to be allowed to stay in the plot world of "Han Zhu Ge Ge" and collect all the [-] reward points needed to escape?

However, if those women can pretend to be palace maids and stay in the Forbidden City to carry out activities in the palace maid costumes—although the possibility of cheating and messing up is more than 80.00%, then Zhuang Yan, a big man with a complete body, is considered You can't pretend to be a eunuch even if you wear eunuch's clothes?Just the beard on that face can't hide anyone's eyes at all!
Moreover, as a person who also watched "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", Zhuang Yan also expressed that he could not accept all kinds of brain-dead convulsions and unreasonable troubles in this play.Think about who the protagonists and supporting actors in this show are—the heroine Huanzhugege Xiaoyanzi, who is crazy and sabotage all day long, and Vulkan, who is famous for his big nostrils and arrogance. It’s better to give birth to a piece of char siu”, the funny fifth elder brother Yongqi, even more than the modern Western white left virgin whore. The virgin whore of the virgin white lotus is the genuine Gege Xia Ziwei, “You are the wind and I am the sand, lingering to the end of the world” The concubine who cheated on her, the kind and stupid emperor Qianlong who didn't know how to describe it, the climacteric evil queen who was more difficult to contact than the strictest old-fashioned female teaching director... Although normal people who can communicate, there seems to be some There are a few of them, but none of them can affect the main plot of the big drama Huanzhu.

In short, as long as I think that I may hear here: "Erkang, how can I save a broken you?" "Ziwei, you are so great, I am so moved!" Looking at the moon, I watched it all night, from poetry to philosophy of life. You didn’t accompany me to watch the snow and the moon, from poetry to poetry, to philosophy of life.” “I shouldn’t look at the stars and the moon with her, I shouldn’t watch it all night, from poetry to philosophy of life, I just watch the snow and the moon with you, and talk about poetry, poetry and philosophy of life.” “I know how painful it is for him to love you, and I also know You love him so painfully painful." "You hurt, I hurt too! You hurt, I hurt even more! My heart hurts so much that I'm about to die!" "Erkang...you are too much! But I like you so much That's too much!" Zhuang Yan couldn't help but want to vomit such disgusting lines.

However, as an adult who has experienced all kinds of ups and downs, Zhuang Yan also knows that there are often many embarrassing things in life, and all kinds of world conditions are not necessarily satisfactory.If he really wanted him to hold his nose and accompany the crowd in "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" to play all kinds of boring **** dramas, Zhuang Yan would probably bite the bullet and stick to it. Anyway, he is used to throwing up some things. Yes, human beings have always sacrificed many things in order to survive.

However, what made Comrade Zhuang Yan feel even more creepy was some incredible things revealed by several civil servants in their chats.

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"...Hey, I said Ma Tong! Last time you threatened and lured in the plane of "Dream of Red Mansions" and made the bellies of the three servant girls bigger. You made the bellies of the four maids bigger, and everyone said that you are going to be the Avalokitesvara!"

——I saw a nurse in a military overcoat who seemed to be idle and asked casually to Ma Tong who was resting on the stone platform by the wall.

"... Bah! Do you think I like to be this Guanyin who is sending children? Is it because I am forced to do nothing! If I don't make their bellies bigger, then each of them will have to score [-] points! But where is the score? Is it so easy? In the plot world of "Dream of Red Mansions" last time, after rescuing the three female reincarnations who turned into servant girls in Jia's mansion, there are four more male reincarnations who turned into servants and handymen in Jia's mansion. Rescue, who knows that I have just started to collect points, and I have attracted a monk from "A Dream of Red Mansions", that is, a monk with a supernatural power and a lame Taoist."

Recalling the tragic scene at that time, Ma Tong still couldn't help turning pale and feeling terrified, "...the two sides just met each other, and before they had time to say anything, they started fighting. The monk pointed at him casually, and Comrade Xu on our side was blown into a bloody mist! Even though Old Xu was wearing a [Reflection Cloak], he couldn’t withstand the attack of the monk with a scarlet head! True Mouth], [Hand of Vengeance] and [Famous Sword Lightning Pill] were all defeated by these two guys! [Shrinking Lamp] and [Animal Lamp] are completely ineffective against this monk! Even with the use of [Space Jumping Pen] also failed to escape the pursuit of this monk! In the end, seeing everyone being killed one by one, I had to use the [Time Belt] to bring everyone back to ten years ago, but who knew that they were still killed by these two monks? A bastard was chased by time travel..."

Speaking of this, Ma Tong's expression was really embarrassing, "... Fortunately, Wang Qiu, who sent the three pregnant maids away, arrived in time and rescued me and the few surviving comrades. No matter how big it is, it cannot break through the plot world of "Dream of Red Mansions". Otherwise, our last expedition team would have been wiped out... But even so, six comrades were sacrificed and trapped in the plot of "Dream of Red Mansions". The four new male infinite space reincarnations in the world were all beaten to death by that monk. The whole mission was half a failure..."

"...Eh? That Master Boundless and Daoist Miao Miao (the name of a monk) are so cruel? Can't you see it in the original book?"

"...Yes, yes! We didn't expect it at all! In the end, we suffered a bloody disaster for no reason..." Ma Tong nodded repeatedly.

"...Really, senior sister Ma Tong, you still want to play tricks at this moment? After all, isn't it all caused by you yourself?!"

Wang Qiu pointed at Ma Tong angrily and scolded, "...it's all your fault that you used the [Evolutionary Degradation Light Gun] to act mischievously. When I was not around, you did it without authorization. You actually degenerated Jia Baoyu into an ape-man, and turned Xue Baochai and Xue Baochai into an ape-man." Lin Daiyu has degenerated into a female monkey, and even turned the entire Jia Mansion into a monkey mountain in the zoo... This is equivalent to smashing the entire plot stage of "Dream of Red Mansions". What would Fairy Jing Huan and her skinny-headed monk and lame Taoist think? Of course they are looking for you to settle accounts with rage and despair!"

([Evolution and Degeneration Light Gun], a Doraemon prop that can evolve or degenerate any item. It can not only act on living things, but also on non-living things. It can turn cats, dogs and insects into human-like Intelligent life can also degenerate various organisms into the most primitive species; it can evolve transistor radios into sci-fi models of the future world, and it can also make it fall back to the most primitive version of ore radios.)
"...Oh my God! Miss Ma Tong! I never imagined that you could do such a thing! Turn sister Lin into a monkey!! How can you bear it?"

"...but... am I trying to earn more points as soon as possible? Four people are worth 20 reward points, without using any violent means of collapse, this will have to wait until the year of the monkey? Have you forgotten that, At that time, the relevant departments were in the back, but they were in a hurry!"

Ma Tong curled his lips and muttered unconvincedly, "...Who would have thought that that monk would be so fierce and difficult..."

"...the monk and the monk in "Dream of Red Mansions" have powerful prototypes. The monk with the scarlet head is Jigong, and the other lame Taoist priest is Tieguai Li! And there is a ghost fairy in the sky to support them! That kind of How can us mortals fight the completely unreasonable magic power of gods? Just like in "Journey to the West", we will definitely not be able to win a duel with the Buddha! Even if we hold Doraemon's black technology props. ...Wait, speaking of it, in the plot of "Han Zhu Ge Ge" this time, there shouldn't be any gods or demons appearing?" Wang Qiu seemed to have remembered something, and suddenly became nervous. I began to look around nervously.

"... I remember that there shouldn't be any... Besides, didn't we use [Super Time Stop Watch] from the beginning?"

Ma Tong blinked, and replied puzzledly, "...the passage of time has been stopped, so what can a fairy do?"

"...Hey, it's hard to say. According to the ability of the monk in the plot world of "Dream of Red Mansions", if there are really immortals in this world, the [Super Time Stop Watch] may not be able to calm them down... But now we can only take one step at a time.”

Wang Qiu shook his head and sighed, "...the plane of "Hua Qiangu" that I will go to in the future is the real nightmare! Cultivators and demon cultivators are flying all over the sky, ghosts and ghosts are everywhere, and the protagonist Hua Qiangu is the one. The last god in the world... I still don't know what to do now! I can only hope that [Super Time Stop Watch] is still valid in the world over there, and the "Flower Thousand Bone" plane needs to be rescued. Both of them are also women..."

——Hearing this, the cold sweat flowing from Comrade Zhuang Yan's back has further turned into profuse sweat, noodle sweat and waterfall sweat...

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In any case, after a few more hours, the four distressed women in "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" were finally artificially inseminated, lying on a stretcher and being carried out by PLA uncles.Of course, it would still take three months to actually conceive a child and be removed from the main god system.But Wang Qiu and the others have their own clever trick. As long as they wrap them with Doraemon's magical props [Time Furoshiki], they can cheat and adjust their physical conditions directly to three months after pregnancy—so, with After wrapping and unwrapping the "burden skin of time", the bellies of the four girls bulged instantly one after another, and four names disappeared one after another from Wang Qiu's "Book of Time Traveling"...

Then, everyone's eyes focused on the only remaining comrade Zhuang Yan, and he felt so uncomfortable all over, "...well, uh, is it my turn next? Wait Wait, do you want to perform that operation on me?! This one really can’t be cut!”

As if thinking of something unharmonious, Zhuang Yan's expression changed suddenly, and at the same time, he subconsciously covered his crotch with both hands...

"...Don't worry! Comrade Zhuang Yan, let go of your hands! Your worries are completely unnecessary, because even if you are castrated, it is useless! And you can't fool the main god system—if this trick works, more than 50.00% The male reincarnator has already brandished his sword from the palace!"

Wang Qiu rolled his eyes at him angrily, "...and we don't bother to play the game of 'a eunuch breaks into the inner palace' with you - even if you are castrated, you can be a good one A eunuch in the Qing Palace? I’m afraid he’ll be beaten to death within a few days! Not to mention getting points!”

"...Uh... sorry. I was thinking too much, just laughing!" Zhuang Yan raised his hand shyly, scratched his hair and laughed.However, Wang Qiu didn't pay attention to him at all, but turned to the other person and asked, "...Brother Li Wei, should the thing in the room be adjusted?"

Zhuang Yan looked curiously, but the other party had locked the door again, so even though he stared at it for a long time, he still didn't see anything.

"...It has been fixed! The start time is set to be eight hours later. According to the investigation confirmation and the development of the plot, Emperor Qianlong should rush back to the Forbidden City from the Xishan hunting ground at this time..." Li Wei replied, "... …Now we should start retreating!"

So, just like when they came to this world, everyone began to retreat methodically from Shufangzhai, the harem of the Forbidden City on the plane of "Returning the Pearl and Princess".Medical staff, soldiers, secret agents and four pregnant women withdrew quickly one after another, and finally only Wang Qiu and Zhuang Yan were left.And Wang Qiu stuck a [Bamboo Dragonfly] on his head, took out another Doraemon black technology prop [shrinking lamp], shrunk Zhuang Yan to an inch in height, and stuffed it into what looked like a In a plastic box for insects.Then, carrying the box containing Zhuang Yan, he soared into the sky, slowly flew out of the Forbidden City, and flew towards the southeast.Since the time of the entire plot world is still at a standstill, it has not attracted anyone's attention...

Then, after an unknown amount of time, Zhuang Yan, who was jolted in the air and fainted, was woken up by Wang Qiu, released the box, and used the [magnifying lamp] to return to his original state.Zhuang Yan stood up and looked around, and found that he was in a wilderness, surrounded by farmland, woods and mounds, and there was a river not far away... and time began to flow again, and he could feel the The autumn wind with an earthy smell was blowing, and I saw wooden boats driving slowly on the river. If you look far away, you can also see the figure of a farmer wriggling slightly in the field in the distance.

——The remaining question is, where is this place?
"...This is already the border of Tianjin, next to the Grand Canal. Your eunuch's clothes need to be changed, it's too conspicuous outside the palace!"

Wang Qiu explained in this way, while throwing him a coarse cloth dress and a melon skin hat with a wig braid behind it, "...and the hair needs to be covered up, you should know what kind of world this is, If there is no braid on the back of the head, it will be regarded as a traitor!"

——At the same time, Wang Qiu himself had already changed into the long gown of a scholar in the Qing Dynasty, and put on a small cap with a wig.

With no other choice, Zhuang Yan had no choice but to quickly change into this set of Qing Dynasty civilian clothes before being noticed, and at the same time accompanied Xiaoxin to ask about the next arrangement.But Wang Qiu patted his chest and promised that since the country sent people to rescue them, they would definitely be responsible to the end!
As for how to mess up the plot to help him get the [-] reward points needed to escape, according to Wang Qiu's description, the current plan is to stage a rebellion in the plot world of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" - as the saying goes, Chrysanthemum set electric drill" Well!

Rebellion in the Qing Dynasty?Quite majestic and upright!Hearing these words, Zhuang Yan immediately became interested, and countless thoughts popped up in his heart.

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However, after that, Wang Qiu just took him to sit on the embankment to bask in the sun, watching the boats coming and going on the Grand Canal, but never said a word about the "business" about the rebellion, which made Zhuang Yan seem It's like being choked, uncomfortable, but helpless.

Although this place is located on the edge of the Grand Canal, there are no villages and shops behind, and the nearby official road is also on the other side of the Grand Canal.Therefore, although the two of them sat on the embankment for most of the day, except for seeing boats coming and going on the Grand Canal, no one came to disturb them.Not to mention the patrolling officials and passing peddlers, even the farmers in the fields did not come to them. It felt really lonely and boring.

As time went by, the sun was getting westward and the evening wind was getting colder, but Wang Qiu was still sitting around doing nothing.Zhuang Yan began to feel a little hungry again, and couldn't help but feel slightly anxious. He was about to discuss with Wang Qiu where to spend the night and eat, but suddenly felt that the evening sky that had already entered dusk had changed again. Gotta light up! !

He subconsciously turned his head away, and then he was stunned to see a brilliant flash of light piercing the northwest sky, and then, accompanied by the exclamation of the boatmen on the canal, an extraordinary white light appeared from the distant horizon The end swept across, making people unable to open their eyes.Comrade Zhuang Yan, who was caught off guard, was naturally almost dazzled by the strong white light.A moment later, another gust of hot wind blew suddenly, causing him to stagger and fall directly to the ground.When he finally recovered his vision and raised his head again, he saw a bright and dazzling fireball rising from the end of the horizon in the direction of Beijing, reflecting the entire world in the twilight extremely brightly !
——Such a severe visual impact immediately made Zhuang Yan, who was caught off guard, scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and even became dizzy.

God!This, isn't this the mushroom cloud produced after the nuclear bomb exploded?
But how did it appear here? !Appeared in the land of Gyeonggi during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty? ! !What exactly did those PLA comrades do? ! !
At this moment, Zhuang Yan's thinking is messy, and his mood is infinitely entangled.Although I really want to complain, I just don't know what to say.

At the same time, Wang Qiu took the "Book of Time Traveling" early and hid behind a big rock, enjoying the joy of success.

[Important plot character Huanzhugege Little Swallow dies and gets 8000 reward points]

[An important plot character, the fifth elder brother Yongqi, died and received 7000 reward points]

[Important plot character Emperor Qianlong Hongli dies and gets 6000 reward points]

[Important plot character Xia Ziwei dies and gets 6000 reward points]

[An important plot character Vulkang dies and gets 6000 reward points]

[The plot character follows the death of Queen Ulanara and gets 3000 reward points]

[The plot character makes the concubine die, get 3000 reward points]

[The plot character Jin Suo dies and gets 3000 reward points]

[The character Nanny Rong dies and gets 3000 reward points]

[The plot character Forte dies and gets 2000 reward points]

……

Hearing a series of long scoring prompts, the corner of his mouth could not help showing a smug smile: Although there are still many plot characters who escaped the catastrophe because they were not in Beijing, such as Seya, the daughter of the chieftain in Tibet, and the old man on Mount Wutai. The Empress Dowager and Qing'er Gege, the Concubine Xiang and her lover from the Western Regions, the Haining Chen family from the south of the Yangtze River... But just by eliminating the scores of these plot characters in Beijing, they can add up to [-] points, or even more.

——After absorbing the plane of "Dream of Red Mansions" because of procrastination (habitually wanting to get some good things in the plane of "Dream of Red Mansions"), and the top supernatural power of the plane (one monk and one and Jing Huan Fairy) took it lightly, which eventually led to the death of many team members, and after the painful lesson of half of the mission failure, this time in the plane of "Huanzhugege", he assumed the posture of a tiger fighting a rabbit from the very beginning, not only at the beginning. He used all kinds of big killers for serious fouls, and fast in and fast out, without any delay, and now he has finally achieved a hearty success!
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Just when he was full of satisfaction, the disheveled Zhuang Yan finally stumbled over, grabbed Wang Qiu's arm, pointed to the mushroom cloud at the end of the horizon, and asked loudly, "...is this nuclear explosion...is it yours?" Made it? What the hell is going on?!"

"...Oh, you ask this... It's very simple. When we just retreated, we left a 1000-megaton nuclear bomb in Shufangzhai. This thing was also obtained from the plane of Doraemon Yes, the so-called "Earth Destroyer Bomb" that Doraemon often threatens to use to blow up mice when it is in a frenzy is actually just a hydrogen bomb with a higher yield... Well, it seems to be a bit off topic. In short, We installed a timed fuze on that nuclear bomb, and it detonated at the time when Emperor Qianlong returned to the palace, and then there was a 'bang'."

Wang Qiu replied calmly, and at the same time made an explosive gesture, "...The Forbidden City and the whole old Beijing are finished. Most of the protagonists and supporting roles in "Han Zhu Ge Ge" have ascended to heaven, and the whole plot has completely collapsed. And The [-] points that let you escape from this plane are already enough."

Well?That's enough to collect [-] reward points?So fast?
Moreover, it turned out to be such a violent method of using a tens of millions of tons of equivalent nuclear bombs.This, how simple and rude is this really?

What kind of expression should I use to face civil servants of relevant departments who are more violent than the Russian fighting nation?

Zhuang Yan's expression froze in an instant, and it took a long time before he stammered, "...then...the thing about the rebellion in the Qing Dynasty..."

"...Rebellion? Isn't it already finished? Now that the nuclear bomb goes off, even Emperor Qianlong is dead, the entire court and the protagonists of the plot have been taken over by one hand, and the Qing Dynasty is over. Who else do you want to rebel against? Now that the points have been collected enough, let's go back to my hometown with me!"

As Wang Qiu replied, he opened his "Book of Time Traveling", "...Pay [-] points, return to the real world immediately, leave now!"

Then, accompanied by a dazzling colorful flash, Comrade Zhuang Yan, who was almost in a dazed state the whole time, ended his short adventure in the plot world of "My Fair Princess" and followed Wang Qiu back to the place where he originally belonged. the world of...