Great time travel

Chapter 11, Watergate incident in another world
In the plot of "Fantasy Self-Defense Forces", from the perspective of an onlooker, the strangest thing is the unreasonable death attack at the beginning-the one in the fantasy world is still in a cold state. In the age of weapons, the empire rashly dispatched tens of thousands of troops across the Gate of the Gods and into Ginza in Tokyo, Japan without any prior reconnaissance or probing... As a result, some Tokyo citizens were killed and some Except for the worthless things, they were massacred over and over again by the modern firepower of the Japanese Self-Defense Forces, and then pushed back to the mainland of the Empire on the other side of the "gate" by the Self-Defense Forces, which almost triggered a catastrophe. A catastrophe that led to the collapse of the nation.

If behind the "door" is not the new and new human beings of the Japanese otaku who have been highly educated by the US imperial eagle sauce, but the militaristic, bloodthirsty and cruel old Japanese Empire Yamato warriors a century ago, it is estimated that the entire Farr The continent of Matt is about to become a colony...

All in all, the reckless and deadly attack of the Imperial Expeditionary Force on Japan is really outweighing the gain and asking for disaster.From a military point of view, such a reckless action by the imperial commander is also very incredible.On the earth, no matter which country, before sending troops to an expedition, it is necessary to do a good job of reconnaissance. At least you must understand who you are going to fight with, or whether there is something worth looting on the other side. It is absolutely impossible to fight against the enemy. Without knowing anything, he hastily sent tens of thousands of troops to an unfamiliar distant foreign country as a guest expedition.

Even the most brutal pirates and horse thieves would only organize their troops to plunder after finding out the details of the intended target.

Such a simple truth, even the military leaders of primitive tribes on the earth understands it. Why are the generals of the empire so stupid?
Now, through the information collected before the door of the holy mountain of Arnus was opened, as well as the onlookers at the "opening scene", the bunny girl from another world, Ms. Di Ya, finally figured out part of the truth behind the scenes: it turns out that the facts are not these The foreign soldiers in the cold weapon era were too stupid and reckless. The real problem is that the magicians and scholars of the empire have made a mistake in their perception of the "door".These people didn't know that the "Gate of the Gods" on Mount Arnus would be connected to a different world every time it opened automatically.Instead, he mistakenly believed that the gate of the gods on Arnus Hill should lead to a fixed different world relatively stably, or, at least in a short period of time, the destination behind the gate should be fixed.

Then, when the "door" on the top of Mount Arnus was opened many years ago, it happened to lead to a different world with a lot of wealth and weak military power. Well, it can be named a different world A here.Back then, the empire once sent troops to another world A to plunder, and gained a lot.Before the official invasion this time, the generals of the empire also ordered the magicians to briefly open the "gate of the gods" through "violation operations" - this is the limit that the magicians of the empire can do , and then sent a small number of elite scouting troops over there, and finally confirmed that the world opposite the "gate" is still the familiar world A that was visited by the imperial army, rich in wealth and weak in military power.

Therefore, in order to prevent the other party from fleeing with wealth immediately after seeing the "door" appear (the rich and weak chicken in the opposite world A has been robbed by the empire once before, and I am afraid that he has experience in dealing with it), or Adopting a scorched-earth policy to increase the difficulty of looting by one's own side, the top generals of the expeditionary force decided to invest all their troops at the beginning of the attack, striving to be preemptive and not leaving any time for the robbing target to react.Since there was no danger of this decision being leaked to the other side of the "door", the commander of the Imperial Expeditionary Force did not keep it secret, but sent someone to notify the entire army from the very beginning, and it was still announced publicly...so even if it is far away The traverser bunny girl Di Ya, who was peeping outside, knew about it.

Regrettably, according to the plot of "Fantasy Self-Defense Forces", when the "Gate of the Gods" on the top of Mount Arnus was officially opened not long after, the world behind the door turned into a different world B by accident. That is, Ginza, Tokyo, Japan in the early 21st century.But in the thinking of the commander of the Imperial Expeditionary Force, behind the door should still be the familiar world A in the last reconnaissance operation. They had already been killed, and it was too late to call a stop—so they were cheated gorgeously.However, the commander of the Imperial Expeditionary Force probably felt very helpless and aggrieved when encountering such a mishap. In another world B, there was no room for adjustment and no buffer time, so he was pushed back and crushed into slag by the opposite side... Who is to blame for such a result?Everything is a trick of fate!
Of course, at this moment, the [-] Imperial Expeditionary Forces still don't know anything about the upcoming mutation, and they all look full of ambition and confidence.And as a member of the empire's hostile camp, the headhunting bunny girl Di Ya didn't intend to remind her at all.The real headache for her right now is, when the Imperial Expeditionary Force is defeated and the Japanese Self-Defense Force pushes back, how should these headhunters deal with each other?

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A few hours later, Diya, the bunny girl who had finished her routine surveillance, jumped over the steep and steep rocky cliff with agility and agility under the cover of the setting sun, and came to a rather hidden cave - as we all know, the rabbit Naturally good at punching holes.And in the barren and remote area near the Alnus Hills with little vegetation, digging caves is obviously one of the most suitable ways to hide.And relying on the [storage ring] left by the veteran, Di Ya and another companion also brought enough supplies with them, which can fully support a long period of concealment and lurking.

All in all, it is not a problem to persist until the opening of the "gate" on Arnus Hill.The real question is: what to do next?
——The veterans of the infinite space who made the action plan at the beginning didn't think about this issue at all, because they couldn't help themselves, and the only goal of lurking in Mount Arnus was to get as close to the main plot as possible.In order to "wait for the next task of the main god system".

However, now that the main god system has collapsed, what can they do with the few newcomers remaining near Mount Arnus?Could it be that after the Imperial Expeditionary Force was defeated and the Japanese Self-Defense Forces turned back and established a base on the top of the mountain, they put on the cutest appearance and jumped up and down to say hello to the bunch of Heisei dead houses: Hey!Are you the legendary Japanese?I will speak your words!
——Miss Di Ya, the rabbit-eared lady of the time traveler, thought so with a little frustration, feeling that her rabbit ears were about to droop down due to nausea.

"... Yo! Ya Ya! Are you back? Na na! Is the door over there opening soon?"

Accompanied by this energetic greeting, another rabbit-eared girl popped out of the hole... No, judging from her height, she seemed to be a rabbit-eared loli at best.I saw that she had short curly black neck-length hair, a pair of big red eyes, wearing a pale pink short-sleeved Gothic loli style dress, and a carrot-shaped pendant hanging around her neck.The pair of pink and white extra-large rabbit ears on the head are drooping softly as usual.Coupled with the small tuft of round and fluffy rabbit tails behind it, it is really indescribably cute.

This is another newcomer, Miss Cai Rong, who was trapped in the plot world of "Fantasy Self-Defense Force" with Miss Di Ya.

Compared with Di Ya, who is always frowning, Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared loli, is much more lively, but her various whims are really troublesome.

"...It looks like it will be a few days before the door opens... Wait, what are you dressed up for? Haven't you given up on that ridiculous plan?"

Dai Ya, the bunny-eared girl in military uniform, frowned and said, "...because I can speak Japanese very fluently, I'm going to pretend to be Emperor Inaba in "Oriental Fantasy Township" to fool the Japanese Self-Defense Force manga nerd who came across from the 'gate'? No matter how you look at it, the idea is a big problem, okay?"

"...Is there a problem? Why do I think it's suitable? Look, isn't my appearance very similar to the black-bellied bunny Emperor Inaba in "Oriental Fantasy Township"? I have been playing professionally since I was in elementary school. Anime cosplay role-playing game!"

Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared loli, tilted her head cutely, and took out a lot of talismans, hook jade, and strange gadgets from her pocket, "...with the magic weapon left by the elder sister of the senior Onmyoji, it is the same as "" I can play the same barrage as in Touhou Fantasy Township now!"

"...That's enough preparation? Oh my god! Rongrong, how did your little brain grow?"

Dai Ya, a bunny-eared girl in military uniform, rolled her eyes and retorted, "...First of all, according to the plot content of "Fantasy Self-Defense Force", it is true that the Japanese society opposite the 'gate' must have an animation industry. But is there any "Oriental Fantasy"? It’s hard to say about the animation setting structure of "Touhou Township" - after all, there are two worlds! If there is no anime "Oriental Fantasy Township" in Japan on the other side of the 'gate', wouldn't your disguise be like a chicken and a duck? Have you spoken yet?"

"...Uh...it seems to be possible! But it doesn't matter, even if there is no "Oriental Fantasy Township" in Japan in this world, there should be a myth of 'The White Rabbit of Inaba'? I'll just rely on onmyo Pretend to be a Rabbit God and go cheat food and drink!" Cai Rong rolled her eyes and had a new idea.

"...'The White Rabbit of Inaba'? Well, as long as it is Japan, no matter which story world Japan is in, this myth should exist. But the problem is, you use this name to go to the Japanese Self-Defense Forces to do it. What? Could it be that the Japanese White Rabbit God, who claims to be exiled in another world, wants to return to his homeland, and then go to the White Rabbit Shrine in Osaka to eat and enjoy offerings?" Di Ya asked a little dumbfounded.

"...Isn't it okay?" Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared loli, stared at Di Ya, the bunny-eared girl in military uniform, with her big round eyes unconvinced, "...Could it be that you really plan to stay in this backward world where you want everything and nothing? All my life? I ate half-baked barbecue and vegetables, slept only on haystacks covered with linen, and had lice all over them! There was no toilet paper to wipe my butt in the toilet! There was no entertainment or anything like that. People don’t want to live a boring life forever! Of course we have to find a way to go to the other side of the door to enjoy life!”

"...I'm not saying there's something wrong with your thinking. But it's really hard for you to succeed in this way! Even if you call yourself the 'White Rabbit of Inaba', the Japanese on the other side of the 'gate' will really admit it so happily , and invite you into the shrine to make offerings?"

Dai Ya, the bunny-eared girl in military uniform, spread her hands helplessly, "...Even if the shrine over there does admit your identity, those Japanese will definitely ask you, since you are the rabbit god of Japan, where is Amaterasu Omikami?" ? Where is Susanoo? Where are the other 800 million gods in Japanese mythology? And where is Takamagahara where the gods live? How to answer these questions, have you considered it now? Have you thought about it? Are you going to find a few fox-beast girls to pretend to be Inari God? (The Inari God in charge of agriculture in Japan is a vixen)"

"...Uh...it seems to be a little troublesome!" Rabbit-eared Lolita Cai Rong scratched her head in distress, "...So, what do you think should be done?"

"...It's very simple. After the Imperial Expeditionary Force collapsed and the Self-Defense Forces pushed back and occupied Arnus Hill, we went over and directly revealed our true identity to the Self-Defense Forces—the emissary of the "Rabbit God", the headhunter The high priest of the Rabbit Clan, and the victims of imperial aggression... Considering the attractiveness of our beautiful skin in the human society on Earth, I believe that the Japanese Self-Defense Forces, who are eager to understand the world, will be able to communicate And as the leading party, we are regarded as honored guests and enjoy the status of diplomats in the world over there."

Dai Ya, the bunny-eared girl in military uniform, gently stroked her smooth cheeks, and said calmly, "...As for where did we learn Japanese... It is said to be a Japanese onmyoji who came from the earth and has supernatural powers The one who taught, yes, is the senior onmyoji who left you so many magic tools. If the other party wants to continue to ask carefully, we can also select some of the gadgets left by the senior with modern Hand over the things that are characteristic but useless, so that you can probably get away with it.

According to the situation shown in the plot of "Fantasy Self-Defense Forces", in general, the Japanese government in that world is still very moderate and more moral.As long as we have a better attitude, it shouldn't be too difficult to get a long-term meal ticket over there..."

"...but... if this happens, our fate will still be tied to the headhunting rabbit tribe!"

Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared loli, frowned, "...I can't go to the earth to enjoy life by myself, but leave my tribe here to suffer the revenge of the empire, right? Although the empire's cold weapon army can't deal with the Self-Defense Forces, as long as there is another crusade, now The half-dead headhunters are about to die!"

"...How could it be over? Let the headhunters all move to Mount Arnus, and ask the Self-Defense Forces for food and asylum? When the 'gate' closes five years later, the whole family will directly immigrate to Earth, and everything All the problems will be solved!" Di Ya replied

"...Huh? Can this work too?" Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared loli, was dumbfounded, "...Will the world on the other side accept it?"

"...Of course it can be done! Cuteness is the truth, and cuteness is justice! Such a cute bunny-eared lady is holding up a sign and begging to be adopted. How could the compassionate earthly civilized people not accept it? Now the headhunting rabbit has just suffered from war. The whole family has more than 1 rabbits even counting the old, weak, sick and disabled, such a small number, even if they rely on cuteness for a living like pandas, they can still make a living in the human society of the earth."

"...to be cute? With the life style of those unrestrained bunny girls, it is estimated that they will be sold to nightclubs soon, right?" Cai Rong muttered.

"... so what? With the sexual openness of the headhunting rabbits, what's the point of sleeping with a few more men?" Di Ya, the bunny-eared girl in military uniform, raised her eyebrows disapprovingly, "...do you think that there are people in various places in the mainland right now? Are there still a few headhunting rabbit girls working in brothels in the red light district of the city?"

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All in all, the debate between the two "little female rabbits", Di Ya, who is a realist, and Cai Rong, who is an idealist, still turned into playing the piano against each other, and no one can convince the other... In the end, we can only put aside the controversy for the time being, and let's take a step forward and look at it first.

In this way, after a few more days, the opening date of the "Gate of the Gods" calculated by the imperial magicians finally arrived.

The generals of the Imperial Expeditionary Army, who had been exhausted and idle in those days before, also cheered up rarely, and made great efforts to clean up the military discipline. Soldiers are fully clothed and ready for battle.

However, what stunned the entire Imperial Expeditionary Force was that when the "door" on the top of the holy mountain Arnus burst open, what appeared in front of them was not a rich and weak world , but... the turbid seawater that overwhelmed the sky! ! !

——Swarming behind the "Gate of the Gods" in a dense formation, the tens of thousands of elite vanguards of the Imperial Expeditionary Army, who were about to swarm up, were caught off guard and completely swallowed by the monstrous flood in an instant.Immediately afterwards, the torrent roared down the Arnus Hill, and with lightning speed, it swept away all the tents, fences, carriages and horses along the way in the blink of an eye... just as the surviving soldiers, merchants and slaves When the flood was ups and downs, ghosts were crying and wolves were howling, on a mountain a few kilometers away, there was also an exasperated scolding from a traveler headhunting bunny girl:
"... Longevity! Those stupid magicians of the empire, did they open the door to the bottom of Tokyo Bay?"

——Well, what she doesn't know is that the other end of the "Gate of the Gods" is not located in Tokyo Bay, but at the bottom of Hong Kong's Victoria Bay...

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PS: It is also said that the empire had captured a few ordinary civilians in modern Japan before. After torture, they learned that Japan is a peaceful country without an army (only the Self-Defense Force). Due to translation and cultural differences, they rushed to attack.But this explanation is far-fetched, and even if Japan is a peaceful country without an army, the US imperial boss's army is stationed in Yokosuka. If the Japanese were really caught and tortured carefully, the empire would not be completely ignorant.Modern Japanese generally think that the US army is unparalleled in the world, and it is absolutely no problem to fight monsters and aliens.

It is far-fetched to say that the empire thinks the earth is weak because there is no magic. According to the content of the plot, magic is not the supremacy of the empire's political system, and the status of magicians is not as high as that of military nobles. I don't think magicians are very powerful.

Therefore, this argument is adopted, that is, the empire does not know that the different worlds connected by the "gate" are different every time, and mistakenly thinks that it is a fixed way to a different world.And when the magician "opened a hole illegally" for reconnaissance, he even went to the weak chicken alien world he visited last time, which is so reckless.