Great time travel

Chapter 92, Zootopia

Among the last batch of rescued newcomers in the infinite space, Ai Fan, the rabbit boy, was originally the luckiest one. Over the mountains, trekking long distances, experiencing all kinds of hardships and dangers, and even had to fight Yanlong, the rabbit boy Ai Fan, who was also a traverser, but because he was the only remaining headhunting rabbit group after the war The adult males of the tribe were forced to stay in the tribe and served as "common breeding rabbits", responsible for breeding the entire tribe.

So, while Di Ya and Cai Rong were going on an arduous adventure trip, Ai Fan was lying comfortably in a luxurious tent, and under the attentive service of the beautiful bunny girls, he bent his back and bent his legs every day, fucking hard Do it, enjoy all the blessings - not only was able to tie the knot with the noble and beautiful headhunting rabbit queen Tiyule, and became the king's husband, but also had a negative relationship with at least a thousand bunny girls in the tribe at the queen's initiative request The close contact and the exchange of bodily fluids in order to maintain the continued reproduction of the headhunting rabbit family, there will soon be hundreds of descendants in the foreign world.

Even after connecting with Wang Qiu and their modern Chinese government rescue team, the good luck of the bunny boy Ai Fan is still undiminished-the bunny girl Diya has broken into the time and space gate controlled by the main god system countless times, every time They were all popped up because of insufficient points, and finally became the modern version of "waiting for rabbits".However, Ai Fan, the rabbit boy, made a successful mistake by accident. He happened to hit the time when the points were enough for one person and broke through the gate of time and space.Then, because he returned to the real world alone, he exhausted the accumulated reward points, so Di Ya and Cai Rong, who were a step behind, could not get out again. Finally, under the urging and persecution of the central government, they had to use The "pregnancy escape technique" with exhausted integrity barely passed the test and returned to Earth.

However, with the passage of time, the good luck of the rabbit boy Ivan was gradually exhausted after all: after four years of marriage from enthusiasm to indifference to in name only, the headhunting queen Tiyule finally parted ways with him and brought Followers return to the fantasy world to fight the world.

——Although I have seen with my own eyes the power of the Chinese people and the prosperity of modern cities on the earth, and I have enjoyed all the comforts and conveniences of life on the earth, there are still quite a few female headhunters who are unruly and unruly. This kind of law and order constraints, miss the unrestrained life in the grasslands and mountains.The ubiquitous rules and order in the human city made them feel as if they were going to suffocate.

Just like many Africans who are used to living freely in the tropical rainforest, although they have the opportunity to go to the city, they still prefer to dawdle in the countryside.

At the same time, Queen Tuore was unwilling to lose her power, and became an ordinary housewife on Earth—as a true king and an ambitious warlord, even if the army and subjects in her hands were not Much, even if she had to be placed under the fence temporarily, Queen Tuyure, who had always been regarded as a superior, was never willing to truly submit to anyone's command, at most she could only accept a short period of forbearance and nominal surrender.

However, although the Chinese government can provide the bunny girls with a wealthy and leisurely life, it is impossible to satisfy Queen Tuore's desire for power, and it is even more impossible to set aside a piece of land for Queen Tuore to establish her own country on the earth. country - and this is clearly unacceptable to a king.After all, no king is willing to be mediocre, and cannot allow himself to be lost in the crowd - no amount of money can make up for it.

Therefore, after leaving behind most of the bunny girl compatriots who were tired of hard fighting, grazing, hunting, farming and migration, and fell in love with the comfortable life of the modern society on the earth, Queen Tuyure brought a large amount of baggage gifted by the relevant Chinese departments. Ordnance, there are more than 2000 loyal female headhunting rabbit warriors, and more than 1000 little bunny mothers born in recent years, plus more than 20 male bunny cubs—two of which are still Tyu Queen Lei's own son, set off from Arnus Hill where the gate of time and space was located, and embarked on the long journey of re-establishing the country.

Before leaving, Queen Tully and Ivan officially divorced—if possible, she would actually prefer to kidnap Aifan, the only adult pure-blood male rabbit, and continue to breed for her tribe , but this is obviously impossible, so we can only hope for the next generation.

In addition, there are more than 1000 headhunting bunny girls. Although they are reluctant to part with the comfort and enjoyment of the modern earth society, they are not used to the hustle and bustle of urban life in Hong Kong. In the end, they made a compromise and chose to settle in the countryside near Arnus City. The boss also met their requirements.

Of course, even if Queen Tuyure left, Ai Fan would still be the only adult male in the headhunting rabbit tribe, and he would not worry about having no marriage partner—there were far more bunny girls who chose to stay than those who chose to leave.So, after Queen Tully left, the rabbit boy Ivan immediately got engaged to a beautiful pure-blood noble bunny girl... But even so, the shame and melancholy of being abandoned by the woman still made his self-esteem quite a bit Injuried.And the pain of losing the love in his heart made this slightly cowardly man unable to help but drink away his sorrow.

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Then, after drinking for a few days, the rabbit boy Ai Fan couldn't help but want to go around and see his friends who were trapped in different time and space together in the past.

"...I should have thought of it earlier. Tiyuley loves power far more than me. A worthless guy like me is neither a warrior who challenges evil dragons nor a hero who defeats powerful enemies. How could he be truly How about winning her heart and making her let go of her power as king?"

Standing on a viewing platform in the paradise, the rabbit boy Ai Fan said with such a long sigh, his face was tangled and depressed.As for the rabbit-eared girl Di Ya, she didn't know how to interface for a while—she was not the kind of lively type who could speak well, so she had to laugh dryly and accompany her.

At this moment, what was displayed in front of them was the children's area of ​​Fantastic Beast Erniang Paradise.Under the bright and clear sky, at a glance, there is a sea of ​​cute creatures that can't be seen - fox-eared girls, cat-eared girls, rabbit-eared girls, dog-eared girls in various costumes, furry werewolves and bears , Little Lolita and Mrs. Lori jumping and cheering in animal ear headgear, employees in puppet costumes of cartoon characters, and parents of Mrs. Lolita.

Accompanied by the cheerful music from the loudspeaker, those children who got a headdress of animal ears each when they entered the park to buy tickets, were laughing wildly, chatting with many real animal ear mothers and beasts in the park. Uncle Ear was playing and screaming with the living puppets, having a great time.

Some of the children wearing cat ears, coaxed by some real cat-eared girls, tried to climb an extra-large cat climbing frame, but because of lack of flexibility, they fell down again and again. Fall on nylon rope nets and inflatable mats as a safety measure.

Several other particularly naughty children are curiously chasing the furry tails of the cat-eared girl and the dog-eared girl.Then, when he always succeeded in grabbing the little tail that dangled beside him, he was gently scratched by the cat-eared girl or dog-eared girl who became angry from embarrassment.

——Beast Ear Girl’s tail is not something you can touch casually, it’s the place where the most sensitive spots on the Beast Ear Girl’s body are second only to the ears, and when you touch it, it’s as if waves of electricity are spreading all over your body, so only those who are recognized For their friends, they can put their hands on their tails.

In a small market, a litter of pink and pink kittens are doing business decently, meowing and selling various souvenirs, such as little mouse dolls made of flannel, and genuine cats. A talisman made from the hair shed from Erniang's body.

At the photo booth a little further away, a girl with cat ears dressed as a pirate wearing a blindfold is waving a sharp machete, posing with various vicious looks, and taking photos with the children.But her tail was pinched by a pink and tender little loli, and she was rubbing it curiously.There is also a daring young lady who is trying to climb up her shoulders and pinch her cat ears...

A group of little mermaids wearing flower garlands and pearl bikini swimsuits gathered in the clear fountain and sang beautiful songs softly, but they were always interrupted by those cat-eared girls who couldn't help stretching out their paws towards them ——The natural enemy relationship between cats and fish is also reflected in cat-eared girls and mermaids.So the mermaids who became angry raised their large plastic water spray guns from the pool, and sprayed them with colorful dyed water jets, so that the dead cat-eared girls and the children who were booing by the pool were stunned for a while, They all ran away screaming and screaming.

In the same way, the cross-plane ancient feud between cats and dogs is also between cat-eared girls and dog-eared girls in the garden, in the cute mode of fighting, cuddling, kissing and biting, and tail scratching Expand.Let the human children laugh out loud, or join the two camps of this cute battle according to the animal ear hair accessories on their heads, throwing soft balls at the opposite camp, or waving inflatable hammers to each other " fight".

In short, these little guys with teeth and claws are running happily on the lawn like this, playing various games that seem silly to adults, and having fun.Even the five daughters brought by the rabbit boy Ai Fan, um, five cute little bunny girls, joined in with joyful shouts, frantically making noise around a two-and-a-half-meter-tall werewolf—no way, girl Always love furry and cute things.I saw this snow-white werewolf smiling wryly as he was pinned to the ground and rubbed desperately by a group of little lolitas. At the same time, he screamed excitedly and let out giggles.

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Seeing the laughter of these children, Ai Fan, who was originally troubled and troubled, couldn't help being infected, and his mood relaxed a lot.

So, after quietly overlooking for a while and taking a video with his mobile phone, Ai Fan, the rabbit boy, turned his head and casually asked Di Ya about the remaining fellow sufferer, another time-traveling version of the rabbit-eared girl Cai Rong. Recent developments... Then I saw Di Ya showing a surprised expression.

"...Cai Rong? Haven't you watched the TV news recently? She's been a hot topic in Hong Kong these days!"

"...She's on TV? Well, I didn't pay much attention to that. I haven't watched the news or surfed the Internet much these days."

Ai Fan, the rabbit boy, reached out and touched his nose in embarrassment, "... Could it be that she also went to shoot some commercials?"

——Since the beast-eared girls landed in Hong Kong in a big way, hiring various types of animal-eared girls to shoot advertisements has become a major fashion in Hong Kong's major advertising companies, and a unique gold-absorbing artifact in the world.For example, there are harpies for birdcage commercials, cat ears for cat food commercials, mermaids for Japanese sushi commercials (laughs), and the Vatican wanting Winged Man to act as an angel. Religious program.

But the problem is that although the alien winged women who immigrated to Hong Kong do look similar to angels, with long wavy golden hair and snow-white swan wings, almost all of them are prostitutes selling meat, which makes the Vatican red Cardinals, after learning the truth, they are quite distressed... Because the Pope, who is known for his open-mindedness, made the decision, this angel-themed religious advertisement was finally filmed.But it was quickly borrowed by Hong Kong's "Holy Angel Massage Club" as a promotional video, and launched a church COSPLAY entertainment service project "Nuns teach you how to ride an angel"...

In fact, even the bunny boy Ai Fan filmed an advertisement for green food as if he was playing for a ticket. Unfortunately, the canned halal fruit that was filmed in the advertisement soon revealed the problem of excessive E. coli bacteria, which made him an actor. I was really overwhelmed...so I refused to shoot after that.

In addition, there are some animal-eared girls who have actually become actors, but unfortunately, almost all of the films they shoot are about Liaozhai ghost fox - there is no way, the local directors in Hong Kong are only at this level.But with Cai Rong's aptitude, it's nothing more than playing tickets and filming advertisements, but if she really wants to be an actor, I'm afraid she won't be able to play well.

"...It's not an advertisement! That guy Cai Rong is much more high-end...Look, she's here again today to solicit votes!"

Ai Fan turned his head in astonishment, and suddenly saw a promotional vehicle decorated as a giant white rabbit slowly approaching from a distance.Behind them were several specially modified minibuses, with a stage set up on the roof and stainless steel pillars erected. Several catgirls and wolf girls in black leather suits were dancing pole dances on the roof. Accompanied by unrestrained rock music, he generously shows his flexible body and round curves to passers-by.

The rabbit-ear girl Cai Rong is wearing a small red suit, holding a microphone decorated in the shape of a carrot, standing on the podium on the top of the rabbit promotional vehicle, using the gap between pole dancing and rock music, and preaching loudly with a cute voice: " …Dear citizens! In order to make Hong Kong move from the international to the interstellar, and to make every race in the universe live in harmony in Hong Kong, please vote for me! Thank you!”

"...Here, you see, he is going to run for this year's Legislative Council member!" Di Ya pointed to Cai Rong on the promotional vehicle with a proud face, and said to Ai Fan with a blank expression, "...Because I am the only The Beast Ear Girl is running for the candidate, so she has been hyped up by the media, I heard that the election is very popular..."

"... Sigh... Although it feels a bit sudden, it's normal to think about it. After all, in order to develop a special tourism economy, Hong Kong has already turned into a 'Crazy Zootopia'. According to the principle that the economy determines politics, the Legislative Council How can there be no orc representatives? Moreover, as far as we are concerned, in order for someone in the Legislative Council to speak for us, we should also strongly support Cai Rong, a pathfinder, and wave the flag..."

After a moment of silence, Ai Fan finally opened his mouth, "...If this is the case, China may really be said to be the country of rabbits..."

"...This... It seems that since many, many years ago, we Chinese have started to laugh at ourselves as rabbits, right?"

Di Ya curled her lips disapprovingly, "...Now you and I are really rabbits, so naturally we want to try to grab the top spot of the panda..."

At the same time, in the box of a luxury hotel in *****, a foreign friend who was waiting for the food was watching the bunny girl Cai Rong through the large high-definition LCD TV on the wall. Live broadcast of the campaign canvassing rally, casually said to the Chinese officials beside him:
"...God, even the bunny girl is going into politics... Is China going to change its international image from a panda country to a rabbit country?"

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PS: After careful calculation, I found that the ending is getting longer and longer, and it is only now that I have explained the final ending of the three rabbitmen.Then there are Director Ma, Wang Meiling, Queen Pina, Queen Tuyure, Ma Tong, Political Commissar Guo, etc., plus Wang Qiu's words, each of them will need tens of thousands of words to write a chapter, and According to the outline I drafted, the ending of some important characters may not be enough for one chapter...

But after all, it must start well and end well, and the end cannot be unfinished. The next chapter will be about Director Ma, "Hong Kong Is Increasingly Fantastic", so stay tuned.

Hope to finish it this month!Well, in the ending there are still a few tricks of civilians from other worlds, readers who want to sign up, please seize the last chance.