Xueba also wants to fall in love

ps: New year, new atmosphere...Happy New Year everyone...

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A supernatural creature named Longshenjian. It looks like a primate, but its essence is a gorilla. One-eighth of its genes come from a coelenterate. It can excrete and go into heat. It's a disgusting shudder.Although it looks harmless to humans and animals, it has a huge hidden danger factor. It can quickly move to the back of the target when there is no creature watching, and then use its huge [beep——] to pierce the [beep——] of the target creature. —— Among them, there is a hobby of piercing enemies.

Generally speaking, this kind of guy is extremely aggressive, has extremely strong tastes, and has extremely disgusting habits. He degenerates three times a day.

It is said that as long as he is willing, he can completely degenerate from a primate to a quark in half a month, or directly annihilate it into pure energy, leaving no slag—in short, this principle belongs to my brother. Creatures are that scary.

Based on my contempt for this creature, I sat opposite him, beside Rin Tohsaka.Of course this kind of behavior is not fear. Are you hiding from shit because you are afraid of it?But this meal was very strange. The orangutan key is obviously lingering, and Tohsaka Rin is also very reserved for some reason. My mother is always looking at me and Tohsaka Rin, with a very weird smile...

That's right... We left Tohsaka Rin for dinner—Two Ponytails' parents are far away in England, and I live here alone, and my guardian is Father Mapo, also known as Kotomine Kirei.As for her family status... well, I won't say much here, in short, everyone should remember that anyone who can have a relationship with Tianqi Academy will definitely not be a normal person...

Mother looked at me, then at Tohsaka Rin, and suddenly said without thinking: "That's great..."

Rin Tohsaka next to him almost spit out rice, coughed violently, blushed and bowed his head silently, I glanced at her, and then at my mother: "...Master, although it is really monotonous to have men in the family, you are no longer Suitable for reproduction."

As soon as the words fell, the orangutan key weakly covered his face, Rin Tosaka sighed quietly, and the mother stared at me for a while, and suddenly said sadly: "... Is it really jealous of talents? The blood of the Dragon God family Is it really necessary to rely on that idiot-like second son to continue it? It is rare to inherit it for nine generations, and finally a genetic mutation of the sky-defying level occurred, sending a son of a genius who is as evil as a monster..."

... Cough cough, mother, family ugliness should not be publicized, although father, grandfather, great-grandfather, great-grandfather, etc. seem to be hopelessly idiots, but such words cannot be said in front of outsiders!

Qiangchangjian made a heartbroken protest: "Mom! Please don't say such hurtful words! Even if we are all idiots, haven't the Dragon God's family come here from generation to generation!"

Admitted!A fool who admits that he is a fool is the dumbest fool!Have you succumbed to fate?And... As a gay, can you really let your mother hug her grandson?Are you going to marry Qu Lin Jingshu? Gay button!

"In short, that's it... Makoto, although Jian is a hopeless muscular idiot, we are more worried about you." My mother looked at me with a troubled expression, "High school students should enjoy youth Ah, exchange H books with friends, shut yourself in the room and watch porn secretly, and consume tissues at a rate of one box every three days..."

"Don't worry, mother, even if I don't do this, I'll live happily." I pushed my glasses, and the light flickered, "Compared to those boring things, I have many better and more durable things." Toys to play with."

Orangutan Key and Rin Tohsaka shivered in unison, and when they saw my gaze sweeping over, they could only nod happily (grievously) in agreement.

"Well... even if this is the case, Cheng has to think about his girlfriend." The mother smiled slightly, "Whether it is your grandfather or grandfather, they are planning to arrange a marriage for you. If you have someone you like, You must stop their mouths..."

After finishing speaking, the mother's eyes vaguely glanced at Tohsaka, and the orangutan key protested loudly beside him: "...It's not fair! Why are both grandpa and grandpa so concerned about the elder brother's marriage! Am I Was it raised by the stepmother!"

"This... because nainai said, 'A fool like Jian is just like his father and grandfather. Although he can be stupid, he never has to worry about finding a wife. Cheng is different. The Longshen's family finally got one. I have raised a genius grandson, no matter what, I have to change the fate of the idiots from generation to generation, and I must do my best to pass down the precious bloodline." The mother smiled, "So there is no need to worry about the key. Regarding this, Grandpa Everyone has the same opinion."

"...Forget it." I thought for a while, and then said indifferently, "The candidates that grandpa and grandpa are looking for are nothing more than a young lady, a witch, or a yin and yang master. Those kind of guys will definitely not get along with me. Yes, what should I do if I make her angry (play her badly)? It should not be a good candidate for a fiancee (toy)."

"Well, I'm just telling you that if you don't find a girlfriend before then, you will be forced to go back to your hometown for a blind date." My mother smiled mysteriously, "Although Cheng is very powerful, he is not good at dealing with elders. "

...That said, it's not bad, two old thieves...the old man is nothing, I really can't deal with the words of my grandmother and grandmother, after all, the loving smiles of old women are really difficult in every sense. Things to deal with.

"So, according to the plot of the love novel..." I thought for a while, pushed my glasses, and turned to Tohsaka Rin, "Rin, how about pretending to be my girlfriend?"

"Pretend... to pretend to be my girlfriend?" Tohsaka Rin's two ponytails almost stood up, "why why do I have to pretend to be Cheng's girlfriend! That kind of thing... That kind of thing... Hmph! Who would want to be the girlfriend of someone like you! After getting married, you will definitely be tortured by you every day..."

Hey, hey, I said it was just pretending, do you dare to say out loud what you want?

"Well... just kidding." I pushed my glasses and smiled expectantly, "...It's rare that the old people enthusiastically prepare candidates (toys) for my blind date. How can I let them go to waste?"