Xueba also wants to fall in love

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ", whenever she calls me "Cheng Jun" in a serious manner, it basically means that she wants something from me, "I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"

"Oh? I heard that the [-] original books of the magic way are indeed a scam. It doesn't matter. Just go to brainwashing once a year." I pushed my glasses, and I must kill the flash of light. Amnestic device, simple and portable, just need a photo, you will forget your mother's name completely, I am going to sell the patent rights to the men in black organization under the San Diego company... how about it, want to experience it first for a while?"

"...That's not what I'm talking about! And it wasn't you who told me back then that there was no such thing as 'taking up 80.00% of the five brains, so the memory needs to be cleaned once a year'?" Index puffed up her cheeks.

"Is there?" I pushed my glasses and pretended to be innocent, "Although from a scientific point of view, the words of the British Puritan science blinders really make people laugh, but the truth in your head After all, it’s something like the One Hundred Thirteen Thousand Demonic Dao Classics, such an unscientific existence, presumably it’s impossible to explain it with science, so go brainwash.”

"Don't say such terrible things casually!" Index knocked on the table, "What I want to say is that Cheng Jun's barbecue is so delicious! Index will never eat it after remembering this taste What should I do with this kind of barbecue! I will definitely be tortured to death by my inner appetite and hunger and thirst! Cheng Jun! I am about to die! What do you think should be done!"

——This guy, with an expression of "hurry up and adopt me", there must be a limit to being malicious and cute, you foodie.

——But having said that, barbecue or something can really tempt non-human beings to sign a contract without dignity and restraint at all. The Long family sincerely does not deceive me. "For such a transaction, this crazy foodie will definitely nod and agree without hesitation.

"Gluttony is the original sin, nun." I pushed back my glasses and refused cruelly, "So you'd better die."

"Hey! This is different from the agreed plot! Mr. Cheng shouldn't be like what was said on TV, or else he would say with a gentle face, 'I really can't help you, if you want to eat meat, just come to me' Kind of words? This is the request of an innocent girl!" Index's green eyes widened with disbelief, "You should respond in a more handsome way!"

"I refuse." I pushed my glasses, the light flashed, and my voice was flat, as usual.

"Did it turn out to be a handsome rejection!" Miss Catalog looked at me in amazement, "How could this person be like this!"

——I am the man who wants to unleash the Battle Furious Axe.

So, I'm not saying that among the few special people who possess absolute memory and memorize many, many postures in the current world, Index is the one who is the most weak.Although Wang Yuyan of the Celestial Dynasty is the same as the five scumbags of war, but the martial arts ban·book catalog is amazingly accurate, and he is good at teaching people. He is completely qualified to be a teacher in the martial arts academy of Jixia Academy—it’s not like her, it depends on the sky Eating and drinking around in the academy, she was asked to be a lecturer or consultant on the magic side of the academy, but she refused, saying that the contents of the original scriptures should not be taught lightly...

The result is... Now in a state of being cute and looking for food, there is no awareness of the guardian of knowledge at all, but it is constantly attracting many bastards who have plans for taboo knowledge to come to the academy to die - and then, I want to reiterate Now, I really hate the so-called "Scientific Banned Book Catalog", and I am obviously not a good person to go with them!

——That title is even more hateful than the title of "Ben Zicheng".

Yuriko Suzuke has been listening to us, other than that she is just eating meat with her head down—I don’t know if her silence is because she can’t get in the conversation or she’s too lazy to interrupt, but if it’s a friend, Index is her number one Not many friends left.

Of course, this so-called friendship is not much different from the breeder and pet in my eyes.

Anyway, Index will go to Lily’s house to grab a meal someday if she can’t find anything to eat. There are still many foodie nuns in such a fixed dining place. She and Belgris are also called Tianqi Academy Foodie duo, specifically explain why everything can be eaten—by the way, she is the ashes VIP of Furukawa Bakery, and the middle-aged uncle often gives away the bread that cannot be sold every day for free to Index. , the members of the Dark Cuisine Research Institute often give Index the carefully prepared food for tasting, especially Himeji Siri's exquisitely prepared Jing and Tsukamoto Tenma's wonderful rice balls...

To some extent, she is a terrifying existence comparable to Belgris.

"Index, I remember that the reason why you can eat so much is because the grimoires recorded in your brain are consuming your energy all the time." I pushed my glasses and smiled slightly, "Then I have a good idea to recommend to You, from now on, if you eat high-energy military rations, I will ask Huangwuyuan to send you several boxes of military-use high-energy compressed biscuits—it is said that after eating 12 yuan of compressed biscuits and drinking two bottles of water, you can maintain a minimum Taotie's rationality for a day is very suitable for you."

"Really?" Index's eyes lit up suddenly, "Can you fill your stomach?"

"Hey, the Huangwuyuan you are talking about is not the Huangwuyuan Yuyang." Yuriko spoke up in a rare way, "...it is that guy, I remember her, is she bothering others just for a few boxes of compressed biscuits? You This guy."

"I'm talking about the container." I put down the knife and fork, pushed the remaining barbecue on the plate to Index, and wiped my mouth with a tissue next to it, "A few boxes of compressed biscuits are not enough for her to eat for a week .”

Yuriko opened her mouth, showing a sad expression.

——I can understand her mood at the moment. She wants to complain but doesn't know where to start. It's as helpless as wanting to defecate but doesn't know which muscle to start.

... By the way, why would I use such a curious metaphor?Only the equally vulgar Sakata Ginpachi would tell such vulgar plots.

"Hmm... the catalog on the science side! Index, who was full, suddenly remembered that I still have something important to tell you!" Index swallowed the barbecue in her mouth, and then looked like I remembered something, and suddenly said, "I almost forgot! There are many ancient demon souls that escaped from hell, and they may have arrived at our academy! Grandpa Chuan Shen asked me to tell you not to get involved in this matter lightly. Human beings should not have too many interactions with demons!"