Rebirth 2010: I taught Mr. Lei how to make a mobile phone

Chapter 1 Boss? I’m beating up the boss!

2024, late at night in Beijing.

In the bathroom of a private room in a high-end club.

Ugh~ clatter.
This is a flavorful sound.
Chen Mo felt like he had dedicated his entire soul to the toilet.

First beer, then white wine, then foreign liquor, no matter who you are, you will have to walk sideways.

It cost several thousand to arrange dinner for the client that night. Chen Mo couldn't help but feel a little sorry when he saw the colorful things worth at least several hundred yuan being washed away.
After vomiting, his mind cleared up and he felt better again.

But the body cursed: You are farting!
After trying several times, Chen Mo finally stood up shakily with the help of the girl, walked to the sink and washed his face.

Chen Mo, who is nearly forty years old, looks at himself in the mirror.

The hairline rises year by year, the dyed hair is dark and fluffy, the cold water slides down the round cheeks, and he no longer has the delicate and thin appearance of his youth.

The person in the mirror looks like a low-quality, greasy middle-aged man whose edges have been smoothed out by reality.

Who would have thought that this was a tech geek who once boasted that he wanted to change the world, but unfortunately this dream was buried by his own hands when he turned thirty.

After he turned thirty, he stumbled into the boiling factory, where 996 was the norm and 007 was the basic exercise. He became a veritable social animal, the kind in the production team, with a shiny surface like a donkey dung ball.

Because he only knew how to plow the fields and never looked up at the sky, his performance was always below average. After a year, he began to experience constant job transfers.

With the sword of Damocles of layoffs hanging over his head, Chen Mo worked desperately until he was 360. He started out as a JAVA software engineer, but was honed into a full-stack engineer (an engineer who masters multiple skills and can independently complete a product from beginning to end) with a -degree ceiling level.

Just when he was full of enthusiasm and wanted to show his skills, he sadly found that he was already in the twilight of the IT industry.

This is like when one has been in seclusion for sixty years and has perfected the Nine Yang Divine Art, and is about to return to the martial arts world and unify the martial arts world, and then looks up and sees someone flying on a sword.
Later, under the kind persuasion of his leaders and HR colleagues, in order not to become a talent to be supplied to society, he changed his job and became a pre-sales support engineer, which is simply sales, and started over again.

The difference is that sales in other industries sell houses, cars and insurance, but he sells systems. A person is forced to learn how to read people's expressions and speak in a smooth manner.

After working for two years, I made another stunning transition and became a glamorous customer relationship manager. I acquired new skills again, such as eating, drinking, having fun with customers and dealing with people, which completely reconstructed my three views.

More than ten years of social university experience made him fully realize what it means to be a brick of revolution.

I get bullied by my boss outside and by my wife at home. The only ten minutes of freedom I have every day is in the underground garage.

All this made him feel like he was just an emotionless money-making machine and a human ATM.

He lived his life in fear and trepidation.
There has never been any so-called poetry or distant places, only the immediate reality and the mess of life.

Coming back to his senses, Chen Mo patted his cheeks. He was indeed drunk. He started reminiscing about the past. Isn't that what one should do when one is old?
Then play music, then dance!
Chen Mo staggered out of the bathroom with the girl in his arms, and saw his immediate boss nodding and bending over, saying something to another middle-aged man who was looking down so much that he couldn't even see his toes.

This is the protagonist of the night, the CEO of a listed company and the client with tens of millions of purchase orders.

Otherwise, why do we say that the ancients who created characters were so awesome? The literal meanings of "甲" and "乙" foresaw the relationship between the two thousands of years later.

A, standing.

B, kneeling.

Looking at the chaotic and chaotic scene in front of him, Chen Mo suddenly wanted to sing a song, and then patted the girl's butt.

"Go! Order a Li Bai poem for Brother Chen."

Prelude
“Most people want me to learn to see

Worldly perspective

I have carefully learned the secular perspective
Secular till dawn

If I could do it all over again, I would choose Li Bai

If I could do it again, I would never choose to accept everything and obey orders.
If I could do it again, I would never choose to get married again, and no longer be bound by the ties of family ties.
If I could do it again, I would choose jungle and gank these unscrupulous capitalists with smoking guns
Work is valuable, but money is more valuable. If you want freedom, you can give up both!

While thinking about it, Chen Mo seemed to see his leader waving at him.
"Xiao Chen, come here?"

Chen Mo hurried over, "Hey, Mr. Zhang! What instructions?"

"You don't want to work so hard for several months and only have a small amount left of your performance bonus. Think about your wife, children, mortgage, car loan, and many other places to spend money.

Even if you have to drink yourself to death, you have to keep this bastard company tonight. If you can negotiate the order from him, your KPI for this quarter will exceed expectations. Understand?"

"Let me go!"

Seeing the other party's expression of patting his chest like a King Kong, Mr. Zhang patted his shoulder with satisfaction. Then he stopped the music, hugged Chen Mo and said loudly to everyone present,

"As you all have seen, our manager Chen can drink a lot. He used to be a technician, and later worked in sales. He has the best skills in sales, and now he is the best drinker in marketing.

Our company has no other characteristics but we like to embrace change and love what we do. Next, Manager Chen will toast to the great President Wang, who is also the breadwinner of our company, with a glass of depth bomb! "

Mr. Wang, who was firmly in the C position, leisurely picked up his small wine glass and looked at Chen Mo with a smile, as if he was watching a play.

Everyone present gathered around and shouted, adding fuel to the fire, hoping that there would not be chaos in the world. The atmosphere reached a climax in an instant.

Chen Mo pulled at his tie, which was a little tight, and his face turned pale. He took the full glass of liquid bomb from Mr. Zhang, touched the bottom edge of Mr. Wang's small glass, and forced a smile.

"Boss Wang, I'll finish this cup, please feel free to do as you please!"

After saying this, he closed his eyes, opened his mouth, and let the cold mixed with the hot taste go down his throat, forming a strong conflict with the instinctive rejection of his stomach and intestines.

Chen Mo resisted the urge to feel nauseous and forced the wine into his stomach. After a while, he leaned back on the sofa and slowly fell down. The world seemed to be collapsing in front of him, and he felt that the exclamations around him were getting farther and farther away from him.

For a moment, the only sound I could hear was the beating of my own heart, which slowly changed from violent to calm.

"I didn't expect that I would survive past 35, only to collapse at 40. Well, I am finally free~"

The thought flashed through my mind and I lost consciousness in an instant.
in the dark,

"Master~Master~"

Master? Such a distant title.
There were bursts of calls coming from far away and getting closer. Chen Mo felt that the voice was familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it.

"Master, please wake up. Mr. Wang is coming." His voice was trembling at the end.

Feeling someone tapping his arm, Chen Mo struggled against gravity and slowly raised his head from the table.

Wow. My head feels so heavy.

When I opened my eyes, a beautiful figure came into view. Wow, this girl is of good quality. Why didn’t I notice it just now?
What did she say just now? Mr. Wang is here again?
Isn't one depth charge enough? Do you have to suck water like a dragon to be satisfied?
Chen Mo stood up suddenly, staggered a bit, and said in a heroic manner, "Come on, Mr. Wang, let's continue drinking!"

Only then did he realize that he was in an unfamiliar environment, and the eyes of the people around him were shining on him like searchlights.

Instantly became the focus of the audience.

Looking at the blurred yet vaguely familiar faces in front of him, Chen Mo fell silent.
who I am? where am I? what happened?
Then he turned his head and found that the wall on the left was covered with eye-catching red banners.
"Workers, workers' souls, workers are the best!"

“Work is to help you grow. Focus on the process, not the rewards!”

“When you feel pain, that’s when you grow the fastest!”

"Overtime work is the ladder of human progress. How can we change our class without overtime work?"

He will never forget these PUA slogans that make his blood pressure soar.
This is the first company I joined after graduation?
Was it a dream? Yes, it was a dream again. After all, I had dreamed about this scene many times in the past few years.

Others all dream of taking the college entrance examination, but he dreams of working. He is really unique and is worthy of being a worker with the innate body of a social animal.

This was the first IT company he joined after graduating from university. There were about a hundred people in the company, and colleagues got along well with each other. The only flaw was that there was an idiot boss.

It was also here that he worked for more than two years, laying a solid foundation for himself from a timid young man who had just graduated and entered the society to a migrant worker.

Everything that follows starts from here
A scolding voice came from behind, interrupting Chen Mo's thoughts. The voice was a bit sharp, and sounded like a rooster laying eggs.
"Xiao Chen, it seems that your job is not very satisfactory. What level is it? You still want to drink with me?

The clients will be here to visit soon. How dare you sleep during working hours at such an important moment?

The project acceptance is approaching. You have only worked overtime for a few days. Why are others so motivated but you are so listless? Why are you so special? (Rising tone) ~
Over the years, I have spent so much money and hired so many of you to create value and profit in the company, not to let you sleep here. If you want to sleep, go home and sleep."

This familiar and smooth little combo is just the idiot boss who loves to make big promises but never delivers, maliciously lays off employees without compensation, forces employees to work overtime every day, and deducts their wages for any reason, causing the majority of employees to be angry and resentful but dare not speak out.

What was Wang Wang called? Chen Mo rubbed his still heavy head. He only remembered the countless evil deeds of this guy, and for a moment he couldn't remember his name.
When Chen Mo turned around and looked at the familiar bald man with a round face, an idea suddenly occurred to him, and he said, "Wang Defa? Didn't you get hit by a car and die? How come you are so young?"

Oh, yes, dreams have everything. What's so strange about coming back to life from the dead? And this dream is a bit special. He actually knew clearly that he was dreaming. So...
"How the hell do you talk like that? You."

Wang Defa was about to start cursing when he saw the other party rushing towards him. He looked up and found Chen Mo staring at him. He couldn't help but swallow the rest of his words along with his saliva. His eyes were flustered and he looked fierce but weak.
"It's broad daylight, I'm warning you not to mess around, or I'll get more than just a salary deduction!"

"WTF? Knock knock knock, you idiot, what else can you do besides deducting my salary? How can I be bullied by you in my dream?"

After saying that, Chen Mo suddenly raised his hand.
With a "pop" sound, the sound echoed in the company
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