Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden

Chapter 51 This one, the Welfare Bureau!

"Selecting sample courses, please wait..."

"Sample selection completed, course about to start, please prepare..."

"The course demonstration has begun, please watch carefully."

The fog in front of my eyes slowly dissipated, and two lines of bright red subtitles appeared in the center of my vision.

Course sample - "Legend of Peach Blossom".

Put yourself into the role of Chu Liuxiang.

Oh shit, the one who comes up is Xiang Shuai?
Could this be the legendary benefit for newbies?

Xiang Shuai has a lot of close female friends around him, including Su Rongrong, Li Hongxiu, Song Tianer, etc.

In various versions of film and television dramas, beauties such as Zhao Yazhi, Michelle Yim, Hu Jing and Gigi Lai have all played the role of Xiang Shuai's confidantes.

I wonder if there will be any beautiful girls acting in this course?
We don't expect any large-scale sex scenes or anything like that, just some kissing scenes will be fine.

Hey.

What kind of movie is this "Legend of Peach Blossom"? Why haven't I heard of it?
The fog in front of my eyes completely dissipated, and what came into view was a small courtyard with lush green scenery.

There was a steaming bathtub placed against the wall of the courtyard, and in the bathtub sat a woman with her back to the camera, her clothes completely wet and her shoulders half exposed.

What the hell!

Is it so exciting right from the start?
I will never call you a dog system again, that’s really nice of you!
This one, the Welfare Bureau!

After a few seconds, the woman slowly turned around, revealing her heavily made-up face.

In the dream, Zhou Hao suddenly suffered a heart attack and almost died on the spot.

Fuck your dad, you dog system, isn’t this Aunt Ximen?! !
Although I have never heard of the movie "Legend of Peach Blossom", this set of pictures is a classic handed down from generation to generation in the slice area. Even if it is placed in the "Girl Cult", it is a nuclear bomb-level existence!
It was able to scare the roaring emperor Xiao Ma Ge so much that he packed up his bedding and ran away overnight, and would rather pay the penalty than take the role;

The role of Jiao Meiren was full of psychological trauma, and Liu Dekai was needed to give her psychological counseling on the spot to keep her going. In the end, she didn't even dare to attend the wrap-up party and ran away overnight...

This Aunt Ximen is definitely the best choice for the leader of the Yatou Sect!
The next shot in the picture is Teacher Liu Dekai jumping into the bathtub and sitting behind Aunt Ximen.

"Well~ You are not allowed to come here. We each have a basin of water and no one is allowed to snatch anyone else's~" Aunt Ximen twisted her body continuously, and her voice was sweet and lovely.

"I came because my basin of water is not as fragrant as yours." Liu Dekai joked, then hugged Aunt Ximen tightly and rubbed his chin on her face affectionately.

If this picture is a combination of handsome men and beautiful women, it would be easy to tell that the person has diabetes.

But if it is changed to the combination in front of us, it can be directly seen that the person is mentally ill.

Zhou Hao already felt a little physically unwell.

Damn, you are quite honest, Dog System.

Speaking of Samsung, it’s Samsung. The difficulty is really not exaggerated at all.

Without strong psychological quality and professional attitude, you really can't act at all!
However, in the picture, the scale of the drama is gradually increasing.

"...Since you are angry with me, why don't you beat me up instead of hugging me tightly?" Aunt Ximen said innocently.

Liu Dekai pushed Aunt Ximen to the edge of the bathtub and hit her on the buttocks.

pia~
Crisp appearance.

"Ouch~" Aunt Ximen immediately started to twist her body.

pia~
"You think I can't bear to hit you, right?" Liu Dekai continued to slap with his hands, splashing water in the bathtub.

Aunt Ximen twisted her body more and more vigorously, and the humming sound from her mouth became gradually indescribable. If I write it down, I will be 404'd.

Zhou Hao couldn't bear it anymore and felt like vomiting.

Holy shit, this is only three stars?
What about the five-star level? Go through mountains of swords and seas of fire?
You can’t learn this. You really can’t learn this.

Physiological discomfort can be fatal!

"System, I want to give up the course!"

“Warning: Giving up midway will result in severe punishment, please consider carefully.”

"Will anyone die?" "No."

"That's fine, I choose to give up!"

"The course is forced to end. Please accept the punishment."

Zhou Hao only felt a flash before his eyes, and when he regained consciousness, he was lying on a wooden board with his arms and legs tied tightly, and a ball of smelly rag stuffed in his mouth.

In the dim light, an old man with a wretched face stood by and looked at him with a smile.

Zhou Hao's heart trembled.

Shit, I'm not going to be scolded by this old man, am I?
Not that perverted, right?!
Fuck your ancestors, you bastard system!
"Young man, relax, it won't hurt." The old man smiled and said, "Just bear with it, it will be over soon."

As he spoke, the old man pulled out a half-moon blade that gleamed with cold light from his cloth bag and began to carefully roast it by the candlelight.

After being stunned for a moment, Zhou Hao immediately understood what he was about to face. He began to struggle frantically, his eyeballs almost popping out.

But it was of no avail, he was unable to break free.

Holding the red-baked half-moon knife, the old man walked to the table with a smile.

"Relax young man, I'm an old hand. Just close your eyes and bear it for a while, it won't hurt much."

After he finished speaking, a cold light flashed and the knife fell.

A heart-wrenching pain came like a raging wave, hitting my face, and my whole body immediately curled up and twitched.

After being stiff for a few seconds, his eyes blurred and he collapsed, with only his body still twitching unconsciously.

Before falling into a coma, Zhou Hao's last thought was -

Teacher Liu Dekai, you are so dedicated...

"The punishment is over. Should I continue with the course or quit the training?"

Fuck you, quit!
When Zhou Hao opened his eyes and woke up, his first reaction was to touch his treasure.

Fortunately, it was just a punishment in a dream, and everything was intact.

But the pain was too real...

Touching his neck, he found that his whole body was covered in cold sweat and his clothes were sticking to him.

"What a broken system! It's really abnormal..."

As I was cursing, a Fetion message suddenly popped up on my phone.

It was a voice message from Lin Xina, "Writer Zhou, uncle has finished work~ We are waiting for you in the lobby."

"Okay, here we come."

Zhou Hao replied to the voice message and found that his voice seemed a little hoarse.

I opened the door and walked out of the rest cabin. As soon as I took a step, I felt a chill in my crotch...

When I walked into the hall, I saw the energetic Peter Lam and the excited Lin Xina.

"Sorry, screenwriter Zhou, I kept you waiting for so long."

Peter Lam came forward to shake hands, and when he saw the sweat stains on Zhou Hao's clothes, he immediately frowned.

Then he waved to the girl at the front desk with a gloomy face and said, "What's going on? Didn't we ask someone to fix the air conditioning system in the rest cabin a few days ago? Why hasn't it been fixed yet?"

The girl at the front desk looked confused and asked, "It's been fixed already?"
But when I saw Zhou Hao sweating profusely, I felt too embarrassed to talk back...

Is it broken again?
"Don't just stand there, get someone to check again!" Then he looked at Lin Xina, "You too, why did you arrange for screenwriter Zhou to rest in a place like that? You don't know any etiquette at all."

"It's okay, Mr. Lin, that place is pretty good." Zhou Hao quickly explained: "It's my own physique that sweats a lot, it has nothing to do with them."

"Don't protect her. It's rude." Peter Lam shook his head and said, "Forget it, let's go. It's easy to get stuck in traffic if we go late."

Zhou Hao nodded and followed him out.

Lin Xina behind him curled her lips unconsciously, then frowned and stared at Zhou Hao's back.

Writer Zhou's walking posture...why is that so weird?
Why does it look a bit like a child who wet his pants?
(End of this chapter)