There are always sick girls with ill intentions towards me

Chapter 1 Red Mandarin Duck Bellyband
"Next, it's time to go to Ningxiang Pavilion."

Under the moonlight, the handsome young man sighed softly.

As a time traveler, he has been in this world for twenty years.

He traveled through time to a harem novel written by his childhood friend called "Ashura Wu Zun", where he encountered a villain with the same name as himself - Li Lingge.

In my previous life, when I was nearly 996 years old, I took out a loan to buy a house in my hometown. I was single and wandering around, enjoying the blessing of working .

In this world, Li Lingge's brother and father died one after another, and he became the only hereditary king of a different surname in the Great Chu - King Wei.

Leading a dissolute, extravagant life all day long, this might be the blessing from the previous life.

He was very fortunate that he had strongly requested his childhood friend to give Li Lingge, the cannon fodder villain, an amazing appearance.

After all, being cannon fodder is only temporary, but being handsome is for life.

For twenty years, he has been conscientiously playing the role of Li Lingge in the book.

Just because, like all time travelers, he also has a system of his own—the villain lying down system!
This system has only one function, as long as he dies according to the original plot, he can ascend to heaven in broad daylight and become an immortal.

When the time comes, he will turn around and kill the protagonist!

According to the plot in the book, the protagonist Chu Feng will enter the capital tomorrow.

And he can officially start acting opposite the protagonist and start his road to death.

He has been waiting for this day for twenty years.

Tomorrow's play will revolve around one of the female protagonists, Lin Yao, the only daughter of the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue.

Lin Yao wrote a poem at a poetry meeting to ridicule King Wei as a drunkard, and this matter soon reached his ears.

Before the poetry reading was over, he took his men and forcibly abducted Lin Yao in public.

On the way back to the palace, the carriage met the male protagonist Chu Feng who had just arrived in Beijing.

With the help of the sword spirit, Chu Feng beat up the villain prince and saved Lin Yao.

The hero saves the beauty, and the two fall in love with each other.

After briefly reviewing the plot, Li Lingge let out a long sigh.

"Chu Feng, I finally waited for you."

Li Lingge glanced in the direction of Ningxiang Pavilion and decided to finish tonight's plot first.

Tonight, he was going to Ningxiang Pavilion to take a hot spring bath. He accidentally found the bellyband left behind by his widowed sister-in-law, and somehow stuffed it into his sleeve.

During the fight with Chu Feng on the second day, the bellyband accidentally fell off.

This scene happened to be seen by his sister-in-law, who started to hate him from then on.

Ugh……

If it wasn't for the purpose of completing the plot, a serious person like him would not do such a thing.

This was all to complete the plot, and it was definitely not because he wanted to see his sister-in-law's bellyband.

Suppressing the unnecessary thoughts in his mind, Li Lingge pushed the door open and went straight to Ningxiang Pavilion.

There is a hot spring in Ningxiang Pavilion, which is the best place for bathing in the palace.

According to the time, my sister-in-law should have left by now.

The palace was so huge that it took Li Lingge almost a cup of tea to reach his destination.

Under the bright moonlight, Ningxiang Pavilion was extremely quiet.

My sister-in-law doesn't like others to serve her when she takes a bath, so the maid usually waits outside the door.

There is no one in front of the door now, I guess my sister-in-law has left.

With this in mind, Li Lingge pushed the door open and walked in.

As soon as you enter the pavilion, you can immediately feel that the air has become much more humid and exudes a faint fragrance.

He was very familiar with this smell, it was the smell of his sister-in-law.

"It looks like he just left not long ago."

Although Ningxiang Pavilion is called a pavilion, it is actually a huge palace.

The gem-carved dome in the hall was flowing with colorful light, and there was a huge lamp inlaid with bright moon beads.

Li Lingge stopped in front of a huge screen and looked around for a bellyband.

His eyes quickly stopped on the gantry, where his sister-in-law's red mandarin duck bellyband was hanging.

found it!
Li Lingge walked up to the gantry, feeling a little confused.

Didn't the plot in the book say that only a bellyband was left behind? Why was there a brocade dress hanging on the gantry? He didn't think much about it and raised his hand to take off the bellyband that was still warm.

Great!
+1 for completing the story!

As if he remembered something, his brows furrowed slightly and he looked troubled.

According to the plot in the book, after getting the bellyband, he wanted to smell it.

Such a perverted thing, I, Li, would never -

Li Lingge placed the bellyband on the tip of his nose and took a deep breath.

Everything is to complete the plot!

Wow!

Behind the screen, water splashed everywhere. The unusual noise made Li Lingge immediately stuff his bellyband into his sleeves, and then looked at the huge screen vigilantly.

"Who?!"

Through the screen, Li Lingge vaguely saw a plump figure, his eyes widened like copper bells...

System, what is going on!

My sister-in-law should have left by now, why is she still here?
[The system is being updated...]

Depend on!
What the hell is updating at this time!

The system had never been updated in twenty years, but it was updated today.

At this moment, Li Lingge clearly didn't understand that the long skirt on the gantry was not left behind, it was clearly not worn yet!

His sister-in-law had a quirk. She didn't like being served when she took a bath.

Therefore, there were no servants serving in Ningxiang Pavilion, which made him think that he was the only one here after he came in.

Great!
On the other side of the screen, Yun Yourong's beautiful eyes flickered when she heard the noise.

Her eyes are as clear as spring water, and she is charming and beautiful.

Yun Yourong stood up in the hot spring, and suddenly the waves became turbulent and the water sparkled.

She turned around and a long tulle skirt was already draped over her body.

The floor of Ningxiang Pavilion is paved with warm Lantian jade and embedded with gold beads. Lotus flowers are carved out of the ground, each shaped like a five-stem lotus.

The petals are vivid and delicate, and even the stamens are delicate and discernible.

Yun Yourong stepped on the jade lotus with her jade feet, and walked out from behind the screen step by step on the golden lotus.

After just a glance, Li Lingge immediately turned around and sat on the couch.

He sat up straight because Yun Yourong had already walked up to him barefoot.

The wet gauze stuck to her body, and her chest made the collar of her clothes bulge high, forming a beautiful arc.

Following her ribs, the corset suddenly tightened her body lines.

And at the waist, the body lines expand again, turning into plump peach buttocks, pushing the dress up high.

The mature and sexy temperament that only belongs to beautiful women filled Li Lingge's eyes.

The wet gauze only makes the truth more obvious; the mountains and rivers are clearly visible.

Li Lingge's eyelids drooped slightly, and he could only lower his head to look at the pair of food-grade jade feet in front of him.

Although he looked calm, there was already a thunder in his heart.

His sister-in-law's abnormal behavior gave him an inexplicable sense of foreboding.

"Sister-in-law, I, I didn't know you were still here."

He now regretted subconsciously stuffing the bellyband into his sleeves. His sister-in-law hadn't left yet, what if she found out about this...

Yun Yourong leaned forward slightly and moved closer to that handsome face, as if wanting to take a closer look.

She knew Li Lingge would come tonight, so she deliberately left half an hour later.

Sure enough, he came.

"Jiro, your heart is beating very fast."

Li Lingge's throat rolled and his voice was a little hoarse for some reason.

"Sister-in-law...I am not my brother."

(End of this chapter)