Siheyuan: What bad intentions could a veterinarian like me have?
Chapter 57 Dad, what is a suppository?
Chapter 57 Dad, what is a suppository?
"What's that smell?" Banggeng sniffed as he entered the hanging flower gate carrying his schoolbag. His two little eyes darted around like a mouse, and he kept smacking his lips with a greedy look. "Candy? It's sugar. How can it smell so good... eh?"
Despite his young age, he already had the demeanor of a great general in his steps. When he saw the source of the sugar smell, his hurried body suddenly stopped and he paused, then a strange look appeared on his face.
It's him!
Li Xiangdong!
At just one glance, Banggeng saw Li Xiangdong boiling sugar on a medicine jar at the door of his house. He felt angry, uneasy, and anxious.
If this smell of sugar came from someone else's house, Banggeng would definitely go up and ask for it without saying a word, using his shameless style to the fullest.
But if it was Li Xiangdong, Bang Geng wouldn't dare to do that.
It was not so easy to forget the scene of him being caught by the kid with an animal trap last night. He had a very uncomfortable day today and was not happy at all. After a miserable day, he finally felt a little better when he smelled the candy when he returned to the yard. He thought he could get some candy for free, but it turned out that it was Li Xiangdong who did it, and he felt annoyed immediately.
Why was he upset? Li Xiangdong was really a little scared. He had no money to buy the sugar made by his family.
After looking at the calm figure several times with reluctance, Banggeng forced himself to look away and returned home with a depressed look on his face.
When he opened the door curtain, he saw his mother Qin Huairu holding his sister Huaihua and cooking at the stove. Xiaodang was standing on tiptoe, leaning against the window and looking out at something. He quietly put down his schoolbag and prepared to join in the fun.
"Are you back? Go do your homework!" Qin Huairu glanced at him and said unhappily.
"Mom, I've finished my homework. Teacher Ran stayed in class for 20 minutes to urge us to do it! I'll just come back to play!" Banggeng said as he came to Xiaodang and looked out together.
"What are you looking at? Go talk to your grandma!" Qin Huairu knocked on the spatula to remind him.
"Mom, Xiaodang can see it, why can't I?" Banggeng said unhappily.
"Why? Why don't you know? Something bad will happen if you keep thinking about it! Why do you care about people making candy?" Qin Huairu said hatefully, obviously still brooding over what happened yesterday.
"What do you think I, Sun the thief, am doing? Can't we even look? Just allow Li Xiangdong to make sugar, but can't we smell it? Banggeng, open the window. Can't we smell it even though we can't eat it?" Jia Zhang's sour voice came from the bed in the room.
"That's it!" Banggeng was overjoyed and opened the window brightly.
"Little bastard, hiss, are you cold? Get out!" But this made Jia Dongxu, who was lying against the wall in the outer room, unhappy. He immediately shrank his neck and started cursing.
Banggeng sniffed, looking very happy, but he could only close the window and prepare to go into the house to discuss the plan with his grandmother.
"Ouch!" At this time, Jia Zhang covered her stomach with her hands, her face pale, and rushed off the kang, putting on her slippers and rushing out of the house.
"Mom!" Bang Geng was so scared that he quickly stepped aside and exclaimed, "What happened to my grandma?"
"Mom, didn't I buy the medicine? Just use it, everyone says it works well!" Qin Huairu didn't answer Bang Geng, but shouted at Jia Zhang's back.
"What the hell, it's so shabby, I don't use that stuff!" Jia Zhang's face turned red, "What's this about enema, you're just fooling your mother-in-law!"
Qin Huairu stomped her feet in anger, her kindness being taken for granted. She walked to the bed and kicked it, "Dongxu, talk to your mother. How can you not take medicine when you are sick? I specially asked around today and just got some medicine from the Sixth Hospital. I heard it's very useful!"
Jia Dongxu got angry when he heard this, and slapped the bed board loudly, "Huai Ru, you still think our family doesn't have enough money, right? How much is that bottle of enema? Can't you save money and go directly to Li Xiangdong?"
Qin Huairu twitched her lips and said with a red face: "Dongxu, you let a grown man treat Mom's illness? Aren't you ashamed? Besides, Mom and Li Xiangdong have a relationship. Do you think Li Xiangdong is willing? Even if Li Xiangdong is willing, is Mom willing? Besides, I only bought this enema because I found out that it only costs one cent!"
"You don't know how to feel sorry for money because you don't make it! A penny can make a hero fall! Isn't a penny money?" Jia Dongxu waved his hands speechlessly.
"Okay, then tell your mother to go to Li Xiangdong next time she gets sick, I won't care!" Qin Huairu threw away the spatula and sat by the stove, sulking. "I don't want to bother with you! You're a spendthrift!" Jia Dongxu also lifted the quilt to cover his head.
Banggeng was stunned when he heard this. He came over and poked Jia Dongxu's quilt and asked, "Dad, what's wrong with my grandma?"
"Constipation!" Jia Dongxu said unhappily.
"Dad, what is constipation?" It was obvious that Banggeng lacked life experience in his little head.
"..." Jia Dongxu didn't want to use his mother as a lesson, so he kept silent.
"Dad, what is a suppository?" Banggeng's eyes were filled with natural curiosity. He felt that it must be some kind of magical medicine. The name sounded very high-end and classy.
"What's the point of a kid asking that? What does it have to do with you? Get out!" Jia Dongxu waved his hands, unwilling to explain the science. He has never had much patience with children.
Banggeng pouted and rolled his eyes as he came to the window, wanting to open it and smell the sweets to cheer himself up.
"Brother, my grandma said that the enema is a bit sweet, and she didn't let me eat it. Humph!" Xiaodang pulled the corner of his brother's clothes and said with dissatisfaction.
"Sweet?" Banggeng's eyes lit up, he glanced at his grumbling father, and pulled his sister aside, "Xiaodang, did grandma really take that enema? Is it still sweet?"
Xiao Dang nodded his head like pounding garlic, glanced at his mother, and said quietly: "Grandma is so bad, she ate good things without telling me, but I still found out! She first cut the tube and tasted it, saying it was really sweet, and her eyes were so bright! Then she took a bowl and dripped all the medicine into the bowl, smacked her lips while drinking, and her eyes narrowed! She didn't want me to drink a sip, which pissed me off!"
Bang Geng was so anxious that he quickly grabbed his sister's hand and said in high spirits, "Xiao Dang, do you remember where grandma put the medicine?"
"Remember, it's in her work-box where she sewed the soles of her shoes. Here it is, right there!"
Banggeng's eyebrows immediately danced with joy, and he said happily: "Xiaodang, do you want some candy?"
"I do!" Xiao Dang nodded without hesitation.
"Okay, then you listen to me! If we do this, we can eat candy!" Banggeng kept muttering to her, and when he saw his sister nod, he pushed her into the house, then ran to the window and opened it.
"You bastard, you want to freeze me to death, right?" Jia Dongxu sat up and raised his big hand towards the stick, ready to chop it down.
Seeing this, Xiaodang went into the inner room beside the cabinet with a jealous voice and touched the sacred place of her breast.
"Ouch!" Banggeng pretended to be scared and fell to the ground. Seeing Xiaodang running out from the inner room, he smiled knowingly, stood up jealously, pulled her and ran away.
Qin Huairu came over and said aggrievedly, "You beat the child every day, are you still a human being?"
"I'd really like to. I'm free anyway!" Jia Dongxu's "argument" makes sense.
The usual noise suddenly broke out in the house.
Banggeng and his sister Xiaodang had already hidden in a corner next to the ear room. He was overjoyed and asked, "Xiaodang, did you get it?"
"Brother, of course! You're so smart! We can have candy!"
"Shh, you're risking your life!" Banggeng covered his sister's mouth and whispered, "We can't be discovered! Give it to me quickly, let me see what this candy with a foreign name looks like... Hey, the shape is quite outrageous. The design of such a long tube is really thoughtful. Just cut this end, you drop one drop and I drop one drop, hehe..."
(End of this chapter)
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