Siheyuan: What bad intentions could a veterinarian like me have?

Chapter 73: A Little More Weird Knowledge

"what happened?"

Seeing an old lady desperately rushing out, Yi Zhonghai suddenly became nervous and hurried to meet her.

"Stop!" An old lady waved her hands in panic, holding onto the corridor, her face extremely pale and out of breath as she shouted, "Don't come over here!"

"My dear wife!" At this time Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui both went to meet their wives. Just like Yi Zhonghai, they were stopped by their families.

"Fuck!"

The sharp-eyed Yan Jiecheng was the first to notice the condition of the two aunts and his dear mother. His face suddenly turned cold and he subconsciously took a few steps back.

At this time, the skylight was dissipated, the afterglow of the setting sun had long since dissipated, and the sky was gloomy as if it was covered with a winter quilt. A few dim kerosene lamps shone obliquely, just enough to illuminate the wetness of the three aunts.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

Several exclamations burst out from Xu Damao and Liu Guangtian in succession, and then the crowd retreated like the tide of Qiantang River, looking at the three aunts standing at the door of Jia's house in shock.

One man should be guarded by ten thousand men.

When the Third Mother is at the gate, ghosts and gods will retreat.

The three middle-aged ladies in the courtyard were like three veterans guarding the Yumen Pass, using their aura to frighten away the invading enemies.

"Hiss!" Yi Zhonghai was stunned. He hugged Huaihua and sniffed. His expression changed. He stared at his wife's clothes and hair for a while with wide eyes. He asked in a trembling voice: "My dear, what's the matter? Did you spray again? Why didn't you hide?"

"Why are you hiding?" Before the first aunt could say anything, the second aunt said indignantly: "It came out of her ass. We were pressing it down, but who knew she would do this? Old Yi, you have to compensate me for my clothes..."

"And me! Lao Yi, if you hadn't urged us to go in, I wouldn't have suffered such a disgusting thing! You must compensate for these clothes, I won't want them anymore!" The third aunt also took a clip from the clothesline to clamp her nose, and said with her hands on her hips and panting.

"Third Aunt, we'll talk about the compensation for the clothes later. Where's my sister-in-law? Why hasn't she come out yet? Is it over?" Sha Zhu stretched his head and looked for a long time, but he didn't see anyone moving behind the curtains. He could only hear rustling voices. He was very anxious, "Is it difficult to get into this room?"

The third aunt knew what he was thinking and sneered, "Silly Zhu, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but if you can go in today and come out standing, I will take your surname! Your sister-in-law..."

Having said that, she quickly shook her head, as if she couldn't bear to say any more.

"Third Auntie, you're really making me anxious to death!" Sha Zhu jumped down from the bench in front of the window anxiously and pretended to open the door.

"Auntie one, auntie two, auntie three, tell me, what happened in the house?" Xu Damao came over and asked in a mean manner.

The third aunt glanced at him and said, "To be honest, Xu Damao, when you were a kid, did you ever see the house full of shit and mustard seeds?"

Xu Damao's face changed. Although he had never experienced this, it did not stop him from thinking and imagining.

The second aunt rolled her eyes and said, "I'm so scared. The Jia family is like a public toilet moved back home..."

"Second Aunt, stop it, stop it, don't say anymore!" Yan Jiecheng covered his mouth with his hands, his face grim, "I want to eat later!"

"Eat shit! It's already so late!" Yi Zhonghai was stunned by the conversation and shouted to Sha Zhu, "Sha Zhu, go in and take a look!"

"This..." Sha Zhu was standing at the door of Jia's house. He had already seen the green and yellow handprints on the door handle left by some old lady. His heart was beating fast. When he heard what the old man said, he felt hesitant and impulsive.

"Shazhu, you coward, what are you afraid of? If you don't go, I will go in and save my sister-in-law!" Xu Damao happily encouraged from behind.

"Xu Damao, look at what you can do! Get out of here!" Sha Zhu was so provoked that he kicked the door open, lifted the curtain and rushed in. Xu Damao laughed so hard that he patted his belly, and exchanged glances with Yan Jiecheng.

He Yushui came over to look at Li Xiangdong thoughtfully, and asked curiously: "Brother Dong, what's going on? Didn't you say that feces was sprayed from the mouth? Jia Zhang is constipated, and she shouldn't have gone through the back door..."

Having said this, she blushed and couldn't continue.

"You can try to hold in the accumulated feces for a week! Jia Zhang eats a lot, so it's normal! Her anus was blocked before, and the accumulated feces in her intestines were stimulated and rushed back to her stomach over time. Add to that the effects of various fart-like gases, and it's easy to explain why feces are sprayed out of her mouth!"

"This time Qin Huairu used a knife to perform a minor surgery. The affected part was stimulated, the muscles tightened first and then relaxed, and the sphincter worked together, so she would definitely have a big squirt!"

He Yushui nodded blankly, feeling that he had gained some strange knowledge.

The people around also thought this experience was very strange.

But Yi Zhonghai's face tensed up and he asked, "So, Li Xiangdong, you knew this would happen?"

Li Xiangdong said sternly, "Master, how many times do I have to say this? Unless Jia Zhang recognizes my ability as a veterinarian, I will not treat her personally! On the one hand, you scold me for my poor medical skills, and on the other hand, you enjoy the benefits brought by my medical skills. Isn't this too much of a jerk? If you respect me one foot, I will respect you ten feet. Don't be so hypocritical!"

"I, Li Xiangdong, have repeatedly stressed that if you respect me, I will naturally respect you! Besides, as a veterinarian, how could I have any bad intentions? How could I predict the future? Don't you think so, uncle?"

"That's very well said! Brother Dong, I just can't stand Jia Zhang's behavior of mocking and ridiculing you even though it was you who cured her! You see, now that she has overcome the difficulties this time, she will probably say bad things about you behind your back again!" Xu Damao couldn't resist being put down and praised.

"Xu Damao, shut up! Xiangdong has made great efforts this time. I will definitely talk to Jia Zhang about it. If it weren't for Xiangdong, would she have survived the critical period so quickly? Xiangdong, you did a good job. I was overthinking it!" Yi Zhonghai thought that what Li Xiangdong said was right. He witnessed the other party's medical skills tonight and had to admit his excellence, so he felt that there was no need to confront the other party at this time.

Besides, if we offend Li Xiangdong, it will be difficult to deal with Jia Zhang if she needs treatment later.

"Wow!"

Just then, Sha Zhu rushed out of Jia's house, bent over and vomited in the corridor.

Xu Damao immediately laughed, "Hey, Silly Zhu, how can you not die? Why are you vomiting?"

"..." Sha Zhu raised his pale face and glared at Xu Damao angrily, "Get lost!"

After saying that, he went back in without looking back.

Within a few seconds, Shazhu rushed out again, holding onto the porch column and retching.

“Hahaha!” Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng and the others laughed while holding their stomachs. “Look at Shazhu, his face has turned green!”

"..." Sha Zhu wiped his mouth. He no longer had the temper nor the energy to curse. He turned around and went back into the house. This time he finally brought out another person, Qin Huairu.

"Mom!" Banggeng waited anxiously for this moment and rushed over. The moment he saw what happened to his silly uncle and his mother, his face suddenly changed. He walked around them jealously, then ran away and hid in the distance.

"Fuck!"

After seeing Qin Huairu's appearance clearly, Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangtian and others were all stunned.

Afterwards, everyone in the yard, including Li Xiangdong, took the initiative to retreat more than ten meters.

Clang.

A scimitar slipped from Qin Huairu's hand, fell to the ground and stabbed into the ground. She let out a long sigh, suddenly fell from Sha Zhu's hand and sat on the ground, sobbing.

(End of this chapter)