Siheyuan: What bad intentions could a veterinarian like me have?
Chapter 81 You really have a lot of questions!
Chapter 81 You really have a lot of questions!
"I can't sleep, so I went to talk to Brother Dong about something. Why did you come here?" Xu Damao stared at Yan Jiecheng and glanced at his hands.
stab.
His hands hid behind his back involuntarily, and Yan Jiecheng said with a smile: "I want to chat with Brother Dong too, you guys chat, I have to go!"
As he spoke, Yan Jiecheng smiled awkwardly, walked around Xu Damao and squeezed out of the door. He took two steps, hooked his right hand holding the oil-paper bag forward, held the herbs as if they were treasures, and quickly ran back to the front yard.
"Why does this grandson act like a thief?" Seeing Yan Jiecheng's evasive look, Xu Damao scratched his head. At some moment just now, he seemed to see the other party holding a medicine bag in his hand?
"Haha!" Li Xiangdong did not answer. After all, his character and medical ethics were very good, so he had to keep the other party's secret. He glanced at Xu Damao and asked while packing up his medicine box, "If you can't sleep at night, then you can't sleep. Go talk to your wife. Why are you looking for me? I still have to sleep!"
"Brother Dong!" Xu Damao was so angry at Lou Xiao'e's words and actions tonight that he locked the door as soon as he entered. "I'm here to beg you!"
"Beg me?" Li Xiangdong was really surprised when he saw the uneasy look on the birdman's face. "Xu Damao, you have a lot of skills, but you still want to beg me for something? You got it wrong, right?"
Xu Damao gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Dong, you are the only one who can save me from this!"
"Tsk, tsk, that's really strange, I'm just a veterinarian, you flatter me too much!"
"No!" Xu Damao came over anxiously, took the initiative to pour water on the table, and pushed a glass to Li Xiangdong, "Brother Dong, everyone in our yard has seen your ability. Among the people I know, your medical skills are definitely the best!"
Seeing the boy giving a thumbs up, Li Xiangdong smiled and said, "So, you are sick? You asked me to treat you? Instead of just saying you wanted to chat with me?"
"Hehe!" Xu Damao scratched his head awkwardly, "Dongzi, we are brothers, I won't hide it from you, I did come to you to seek treatment!"
"Oh?" Li Xiangdong's heart moved, but he didn't show his joy. He asked, "What's wrong with you?"
"This..." Xu Damao blushed, glanced at the closed door, sat down at the table nervously, and said in a very embarrassed manner: "Brother Dong, if I tell you, you are not allowed to laugh at me..."
"Why are you doubting my character like Jie Cheng? My medical ethics are flawless!"
"That's good... Hey? Jie Cheng came to you to treat this too?" Xu Damao smiled happily, then his face was stunned and he asked hurriedly.
"Then don't talk nonsense, he is not like you!" Li Xiangdong answered casually.
"Huh? What's wrong with him? What's wrong with me?" Xu Damao felt that Li Xiangdong's words were strange, and he always felt that the other party seemed to know something.
Li Xiangdong smiled, automatically ignored the bird man's doubts, and got up to fiddle with the coal balls at the stove.
The temperature has dropped a bit tonight, and the sky is covered with dark clouds. He is afraid that it will snow at night. He has to be careful and try to keep the temperature of the coal stove last until the second half of the night.
He actually wanted to have a kang to sleep on like the Jia family, so that he would be warmer in the winter.
But Xu Damao couldn't wait any longer, and hurried over to help, "Brother Dong, please let me do it, and find a way to cure me! I can't wait any longer!"
"So urgent?" Li Xiangdong pretended to be surprised, wiped his hands and sat down at the table, pointing to the seat, "Okay, sit down first and tell me what's wrong with you!"
Xu Damao was overjoyed. He tidied up the coal stove and quickly sat back at the table, but he was at a loss for words.
He was usually shameless, that was towards others, but when it came to talking about his private matters, it was just like what Lou Xiaoe said, it was a shame to save face, and this time he was embarrassed. "Okay, come back after you think about it!" Seeing this guy hesitate to speak, Li Xiangdong almost died of laughter.
Xu Damao, it turns out that you also have things that are unattainable. It’s really hard for you!
"Fuck, never mind!" After hearing what Li Xiangdong said, Xu Damao could no longer wait.
Tomorrow Lou Xiao'e will go to the hospital for a check-up and to get the report. He cannot afford to be passive and must cure his illness as soon as possible so as not to leave any evidence behind.
Xu Damao gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and made up his mind. He pinched his thigh and spat, "Brother Dong, I might be infertile!"
"What the hell?" Li Xiangdong exclaimed, pretending to be surprised, and even the water cup on the table was knocked over.
Xu Damao pulled the corner of his mouth. "Okay, I knew this is how others would react when they found out about my illness, but Dongzi, isn't your reaction too much? Are you so shocked when you hear that I have this illness?"
But what does that smile on your face mean?
"In fact, not only am I infertile, I also have premature ejaculation, impotence, and am not able to do anything..."
Since he had lost face, he might as well tell it all at once. If you have too many lice, you won't be afraid of them biting you. Xu Damao told all his problems at once.
"You really have a lot of questions!" Li Xiangdong curled his lips.
"Brother Dong~" Xu Damao wanted to die. He told another man about his male problems. He did feel the embarrassment of having knocked out a three-bedroom apartment with his toes.
"But it's okay, we can treat them one by one, there will always be a way!"
Xu Damao immediately grabbed Li Xiangdong's hand with joy, "Brother Dong, is this true? Can you really cure it? Are you lying to me? I heard that infertility is not easy to cure, otherwise the old man wouldn't have been childless for so many years, and he has been looking for doctors everywhere!"
"That's because he didn't touch me!" Li Xiangdong smiled confidently.
This smile revealed immense confidence and assurance, which immediately made Xu Damao cry for joy.
"Brother Dong, if you can really make me give birth to a child, I will kowtow to you. You will be my second parents!"
"No, no, no, we are here to cure diseases and save lives, so let's keep things separate! Don't just recognize someone as your father!" Li Xiangdong quickly pulled his hand out of the other person's greasy hand.
Xu Damao quickly expressed his opinion, "I understand, I understand. Don't worry, I am Xu Damao. I am definitely a person who knows how to repay a favor. If you can cure my disease, I can give you my life and everything I own!"
"You're exaggerating! I'll take the consultation fee, and I won't hesitate! It's the rule in our industry to take money to help others get rid of their misfortunes! I don't want your property or your wife's life, I don't need them!"
"Brother Dong, you are really my good brother!" Xu Damao was so moved that he wanted to cry, and stood up to hug Li Xiangdong.
"Stop it!" Li Xiangdong pushed him away with the scale bar, "Now tell me the symptoms, be more specific!"
Xu Damao was stunned. "How specific is this?"
"What do you think?" Li Xiangdong rolled his eyes at him and pointed at the pulse cuff. "I'll feel your pulse while you talk!"
"Okay!" Xu Damao automatically imagined what Li Xiangdong wanted, and stretched out his hand obediently, with an unnatural expression, "In the first few days after we got married, Lou Xiaoe touched my hair and I was satisfied. Later, whenever she touched me, my hair became hard..."
"Stop, stop!" Li Xiangdong's face darkened, and he quickly stopped the driver from speeding. "I told you to talk about your condition, not the details of your relationship with Lou Xiao'e. You can't hear what I'm saying, right?"
(End of this chapter)
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