You are all immortal cultivators, how dare you challenge my heavenly tribulation?
Chapter 28: Burn 1 stick of incense for the master of Tianjie xN [asking for recommendation votes an
Chapter 28: Give a stick of incense to the master of Tianjie xN [asking for recommendation votes and monthly votes]
Above the robbery cloud——
After hearing Lu Jiangtao's praise, Jin Lei, Huo Lei and the others felt embarrassed at first.
So it seemed to be very powerful, but it was actually very weak and "hardly" hit Lu Jiangtao several times.
But they didn't expect that what they got in response was this person's shameless licking.
In the past, when they were undergoing tribulations, they were always pointed at and scolded. How could they withstand such sweet words and flattery?
Not to mention whether his elbows are bent outward or not, he is almost pouring out his heart.
As a result, most of the thunderbolts began to lose their moral principles.
For example, two bolts of lightning struck one after another, but they strangely "collided" and canceled each other out perfectly.
For example, the rumbling sound of thunder seems to be extremely powerful, but it actually only produces a small electric arc.
Zhang Mang could tolerate all these, but...
Why did some of the lightning, when it was about to strike Lu Jiangtao, simply turn at an obtuse angle and strike towards him who was watching the show on the side with great momentum?
The key is that he cannot dodge, otherwise the lightning will strike directly at the bronze tripod behind him.
Zhang Mang was so angry that he was shaking all over and his face turned green.
Is this the bastard Lu Jiangtao who is going through the tribulation, or is it Zhang Mang who is going through the tribulation? Please strike him down with the tribulation from heaven!
The tentacles behind Zhang Mang danced wildly, pointing at Lu Jiangtao from time to time.
"Are you blind?" "You hit the wrong person!" "If you hit me again, I won't be polite!" "Is he going through the tribulation or am I going through the tribulation?"
But the heavenly tribulation would not listen to this foul-mouthed guy, and Zhang Mang had no choice but to continue resisting the heavenly tribulation with a gloomy face.
At the same time, he was furious and began to look for an opportunity to kill Lu Jiangtao who was undergoing the tribulation.
But unfortunately, the heavenly calamity never stopped.
If he intervened forcibly and was dragged into the heavenly tribulation, it would be a small matter. However, if this made him unable to intervene and help the bronze tripod overcome the divine weapon tribulation, that would be a big problem.
"Forget it, I'll bear it! I'll bear it!" Zhang Mang kept comforting himself, a little impatience would ruin a great plan.
But suddenly, the calamity stopped——
"Hmm? What's going on?" Zhang Mang looked up at the calamity clouds that were still rolling in the sky in confusion, and found that the calamity thunder had not stopped...
Then he followed the direction of the thunder and looked at Lu Jiangtao standing beside him.
When he saw that the incense in Lu Jiangtao's hand had burned out and the heavenly calamity began to strike him fiercely, he finally realized what was happening and burst into laughter.
"Ha ha!"
The thunder no longer turned and all fell on Lu Jiangtao.
"Hahahaha!"
The thunder will no longer be offset, and its power will begin to gradually increase.
"Hahahahahaha!"
So the heavenly tribulation came for the spiritual fragrance? Now this guy has no spiritual fragrance...
Zhang Mang, who had figured out the trick, looked at Lu Jiangtao with interest.
Seeing that the incense in Lu Jiangtao's hand was about to burn out, Zhang Mang became more and more happy, and the smile on his face became more and more ferocious.
"Suck, suck, suck--" Zhang Mang sucked at Lu Jiangtao through the void, obviously trying to disgust him.
Because whenever he recalled the time when he was struck by lightning, his face would twist unconsciously.
"It's no longer fragrant, right? Haha, it's no longer fragrant...right! Ah? Right!" Zhang Mang's tone changed from a rhetorical question to certainty, and then from certainty to a roar.
"You old bastard, I must eat you alive, eat you alive!" Zhang Mang began to become agitated.
"No more fragrance? It's my turn? It's my turn! Right? You old thing! Ah... I'm going to eat you and the other little mice alive!"
Zhang Mang's tone was crazy and his smile became more and more perverted.
"And, and... and the entire Yunzhou, right, right, right, all of Yunzhou..."
Zhang Mang's boasting came to an abrupt end again.
Astonishment once again appeared on Zhang Mang's face, his mouth widened, and his words stopped abruptly.
"You...you..." Zhang Mang was shaking with anger and couldn't even organize his words because of anger.
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He could only keep pointing at Lu Jiangtao with his tentacles, and he couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time.
All this is because——
Because Lu Jiangtao, who was in the midst of a heavenly calamity, was looking at him expressionlessly at this moment.
At the same time, he slowly took out a handful of spiritual incense from his storage bag.
"What do you mean by 'you'? Don't I have a name? I won't change my name or surname. Your Grandpa Lu Jiangtao is here!"
"Isn't it just that I was a little slow in taking out the incense? Look how anxious you are."
"Speak more slowly next time, or it will seem like I'm very poor, like I can't even afford incense."
Lu Jiangtao glanced at Zhang Mang with disdain, and then spoke to himself.
A drop of cold sweat began to slide down from Zhang Mang's forehead. He stared at Lu Jiangtao with an angry expression, and then stared at the calamity clouds in the sky with "grievance and ferocity".
(Profit)
It seems that this can prevent him from being struck by lightning!
On the other side, Lu Jiangtao straightened his clothes, then took out an incense burner seriously and knelt down directly in the air.
The moment he saw the "small" incense burner in front of him, Lu Jiangtao suddenly glanced at the bronze tripod unwillingly.
This time he didn't intend to smash it, but he felt that it would be very impressive if the bronze tripod was used as an incense burner!
If he could defeat Zhang Mang, he would definitely take it away!
Thinking of this, he stared at Zhang Mang fiercely again, but soon became calm and pious again.
Lu Jiangtao bowed to the heavenly tribulation again and shouted loudly to it.
"Light another stick of incense for Master Tianjie! I wish Master Tianjie... to be struck by someone every year!"
But he got stuck halfway through the sentence. Then when he saw Zhang Mang, his eyes lit up and he pointed at Zhang Mang and finished the next sentence.
The heavenly tribulation cooperated very well and rewarded Zhang Mang with a great thunder.
"Light another stick of incense for Master Jin Lei! I wish Master Jin Lei...will be struck by lightning every year!" After bowing again, Zhang Mang was struck by lightning again.
"Light another stick of incense for Master Huolei!..." He continued to bow, and Zhang Mang was struck by the sword.
"Give the mines..."
"To Genlei..."
"To Xun Lei..."
"Give it to Dui Lei..."
"To Kun Lei..."
He cycled through the process one by one, lighting a stick of incense for each thunder that he knew of.
It was as he bowed a few times that suddenly some indescribable words came into his heart, and his eyes suddenly showed a look of understanding!
Then he looked at the bronze tripod hanging in the air with sharp eyes.
……
When Zhang Mang dispersed all the tentacles in front of him, he was strangely discovered that Lu Jiangtao in front of him had disappeared.
He slowly exhaled a breath, widened his eyes, and looked around in front of him with a little surprise.
When I realized that there was really no trace of that bastard, a feeling of joy began to creep into my heart unconsciously.
"Haha!" a chuckle.
"Hahahahahaha!" Pointing at the place where Lu Jiangtao was before, he laughed out loud!
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"Dead? Died just now? It's a good thing you died! Don't worry, I will let Yunzhou accompany you!"
He was surprised at first, and then, as if relieved, he began to laugh heartily, but the murderous intent in his words was not suppressed at all.
"Okay, okay, it's time to see my treasure..." Zhang Mang immediately turned around and looked at his bronze tripod happily.
Zhang Mang turned around and his eyes widened instantly because he saw the "flea" next to the bronze tripod again.
Don’t let your spring heart compete with flowers for growth, for every inch of lovesickness is an inch of ashes!
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