You are all immortal cultivators, how dare you challenge my heavenly tribulation?

Chapter 38 Five funny guys, what's wrong with that? (Please vote)

Ever since Fang Lei realized that his younger brothers in the Tianjie sect seemed a little thin-skinned, he thought of a better way to ensure that the plan of the Tianjie sect went on as normal.

"It won't work if it's too thin. I guess I need to train harder."

"Hehehehe!" Fang Lei laughed wickedly.

"Wouldn't it be fine if I compiled a manual and asked the Tianjie Sect to praise it in various ways?"

"This will not only solve the problem of believers letting others go during the tribulation, but also train the younger brothers to be thin-skinned. It can be said to kill two birds with one stone!"

"If the younger brothers show any bad signs, I can stop them in time, scold them severely, and rebuild their worldview."

"This is not only killing two birds with one stone, it's killing three birds with one stone! Genius, I am such a genius!" Fang Lei slammed his palms!
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After all the trouble, the farce ended. The only thing that surprised everyone was that the final winner was "Mountain Ring"!
As for how the Mountain Ring made the Zhenhai Golden Dragon Armor and the Xuanhuang Bronze Tripod surrender, it was quite dramatic.

At first glance, this condition seems unfriendly to Shanyue Huan because it requires the Zhenhai Golden Dragon Armor and the Xuanhuang Bronze Tripod to give in, but the actual situation is not that way.

Why?

Because although the Mountain Ring's attack is not enough, it can slow down! It can slow down!

And once you are slowed down, it means - you can't escape!
If you can't escape, you will be beaten!

Are you kidding? Being able to withstand a beating doesn’t mean you like it!

So when he realized that he couldn't escape with the two magic weapons, he gave in without hesitation!

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After dealing with the "Mountain Ring" award-winning matter and the Tianjie Sect matter, it was time for the real highlight - training the five funny guys!

There were several magic weapons kneeling in front of Fang Lei, arranged in a semicircle. They were:

The five unlucky guys are the Red Dust Umbrella, the Ten Thousand Souls Banner, the Soul-Chasing Whip, the Sea-Suppressing Golden Dragon Armor, and the Xuanhuang Bronze Cauldron.

Among the five magic weapons here, only the Xuanhuang Bronze Cauldron is confused and innocent, while the other four have their own problems.

Zhenhai Golden Dragon Armor was kneeling here because he did not help Fang Lei to suppress the situation in the first place. Fang Lei was surrounded and actually watched the show from the side?

The first one to be executed is you, kid (#`O′)!

The Ten Thousand Souls Banner and the Soul-Chasing Whip were their own fault.

One of them is a big mouth and likes to show off; the other one secretly instigates Hongchen Umbrella to step into trouble and makes things out of control.

It is worth mentioning that Hongchen Umbrella realized that something was wrong afterwards and took the initiative to find Fang Lei to admit his mistake.

I have to say that when it comes to manipulating people and admitting mistakes, Hongchensan is quite an expert.

"Come, come, come. There are no outsiders here today. Tell us what you have done wrong. How should you be punished?" An armchair suddenly appeared behind Fang Lei, and he sat down on it.

He tapped the armrest lightly with his right hand, and a faint sound of thunder began to appear. He looked at the five funny guys in front of him with a playful expression.

[Living treasure——living magic weapon (sure!)]

The five funny guys looked at each other, and finally the most confused Xuanhuang Bronze Ding was the first to rush forward.

"That... big... big brother?... Master? Or... master?" The Xuanhuang Bronze Ding stuttered when he saw the crackling thunder in Fang Lei's hand.

He didn't know how to call Fang Lei. After all, the four magic weapons beside him and the group of thunders outside all had their own names.

Besides, He had already tasted the power of thunder.

Now, the four words "Hammer Eighty" would come back to his mind from time to time.

"It's all right, call me whoever you want~" Fang Lei didn't care about this. He looked at this funny guy who was dragged into this for no reason, and at first he still felt a little sorry in his heart.

But soon, Fang Lei threw away this trace of apology. No other reason, because the next words of the Xuanhuang Bronze Cauldron can be identified as a purebred Erha.

"Why didn't you say it earlier! Then I will call you Xiao Lei Lei!" Xuanhuang Bronze Ding breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that, and said casually in a very familiar manner.

The smile on Fang Lei's lips froze and disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Xiao Leilei? What's wrong with you?" Xuanhuang Bronze Ding walked forward and said in confusion.

The Xuanhuang Bronze Cauldron, who didn't know how to read the atmosphere, was still courting death, but the four magic weapons behind him moved back dozens of feet without hesitation. Sure enough, not long after, a burst of terrifying thunder suddenly poured into the Xuanhuang Bronze Cauldron, and then the Xuanhuang Bronze Cauldron's screams resounded.

“Uh, ahhhh, brother, I was wrong! Brother, brother, I was wrong! Stop electrocuting me, ahhhhhh!”

“Dad, Dad, I call you dad, ahhhh, I call you dad, okay? I was wrong ahhhh! Dad, spare me, Grandpa, spare me!”

Feeling that the other party had a good attitude in admitting his mistake, and that the other party had not committed any serious mistake, Fang Lei simply let go of the Xuanhuang Bronze Tripod.

Looking at the other four treasures, he turned his attention and said in a "gentle" manner with a fake smile:

"Why did you run so far? Am I scary?" Fang Lei said in a "kind" tone.

(._.)(._.)(._.)(._.) The four treasures looked at the ground in unison, remaining silent.

"It's not scary, it's not scary! Dad is not scary at all!" The other four treasures were pretending to be dead, and only the idiot Xuanhuang Bronze Cauldron was still outputting.

The corners of Fang Lei's mouth began to twitch, and he turned around and looked at the Xuanhuang bronze tripod with a subtle look.

"…What did you call me?" There was a hint of surprise in his tone.

"Dad!" The Xuanhuang Bronze Ding repeated proudly.

Fang Lei seemed unable to understand this guy's logic and lowered his head to ponder.

But at this moment, Xuanhuang Bronze Ding stepped forward again and asked stutteringly -

"Dad? What's wrong with you?"

Noticing that Fang Lei was still deep in thought, he began to mutter quietly -

"Huh? Don't you like this name? But I felt turned off when you called me dad just now. How strange!"

Upon hearing this, the other four treasures all retreated dozens of feet in tacit understanding.

Fang Lei also found it funny when he heard this. Why should he understand Erha's logic?

He simply raised his head, and kept repeating, "Why do you need to understand? Just focus on the electricity!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Aaaaaaaaahh ...

“Daddy, please spare me! Ahhhhhhhh, Daddy, please spare me!”

"Grandpa, grandpa, ah ah ah, I'm calling you grandpa! I'm calling you grandpa! Stop the electric shock!"

"...Boss, I'm going to call you Boss, Boss oh oh oh, okay?"

"..."

"..."

"Master, Master! Aaaaaaa, stop the electric shock! Master!"

Fang Lei paused very "appropriately", and seemed to have finally chosen the word "master".

But the moment Fang Lei stopped the thunder, the Xuanhuang Bronze Cauldron couldn't control its mouth again.

"Haven't I called you Master several times? Why do you keep shocking me?"

It was aggressive and slightly questioning at first, but then it grew quieter.

Seeing Fang Lei's face darken again, Xuanhuang Bronze Ding realized that he seemed to have said something wrong.

Without saying a word, he ran out.

But there were always thunderclouds following behind Him, and a bolt of lightning would strike every once in a while.

It's like a whip to drive a horse. If you dare to stop, you will be struck by lightning.

After dealing with the first clown, Fang Lei retracted his gaze and looked at the remaining four clowns.

The most lively one——Husky!

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