You are all immortal cultivators, how dare you challenge my heavenly tribulation?
Chapter 42 Fang Lei tortured Miss Wanhun Banner for a day and a night
Chapter 42 Fang Lei tortured Miss Wanhun Banner for a whole day and night (wrong!)
Hongchen Umbrella watched stupidly as Fang Lei carried the Ten Thousand Souls Banner and swaggered away from here!
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" As soon as he left the Red Dust Umbrella, Fang Lei couldn't hold it back anymore and started laughing.
"I didn't expect that I would win in the end! Hahahahahaha!"
Fang Lei had already admitted defeat honestly. After all, the most fundamental cause of this incident was himself.
So he actually planned to hold the Ten Thousand Souls Banner high and let it go, and at the same time punish the Red Dust Umbrella slightly, and the matter would be over.
"Tsk!" The Ten Thousand Souls Banner tutted its lips unceremoniously.
But when Fang Lei heard the "tsk", he remembered the Ten Thousand Souls Banner on his shoulder, and his smile suddenly turned frivolous.
"Don't be so gushing, come here, Xiao Fanfan, call me master, or master is fine too!"
Fang Lei patted the pole of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner and said in a cheesy tone.
"Master!" said the Wanhun Banner lifelessly.
"No, no, you have to say it with a smile!" Fang Lei insisted.
"I can't laugh. Let me be quiet for a while." Wanhun Banner planned to get away with it.
"That won't work!" Seeing this, Fang Lei did not bypass the Ten Thousand Souls Banner. Instead, he just played around with it.
While performing juggling, Fang Lei continued to force Wanhun Banner to call him master with a smile.
"I... won't... scream!" Wanhun Banner also got angry at this time and spoke word by word.
Too cheap! Wanhun Banner was furious. If it wasn't for Fang Lei who treated her like this, Wanhun Banner would have taken action long ago!
Wanhun Banner began to make up his mind. If he couldn't afford to provoke them, could he not hide from them?
Once she slips away, she will hide for a hundred years! No one will be able to find her.
Fang Lei raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and stood there in deep thought for a long while, seemingly reflecting on himself.
Only Wanhun Banner saw this scene and felt a chill in his heart.
She didn't believe that this nasty master would let her go, especially when she had the luck to win against her master!
He immediately began to twist his body wildly, and actually managed to free most of his body.
"All that's missing is the flagpole!" Wanhun Banner thought excitedly.
zizi——
A strange sound was heard, and then the Ten Thousand Souls Banner fell limply onto Fang Lei's shoulder.
Fang Lei's entire body was filled with thunder, and it was apparently these thunders that caused the Ten Thousand Souls Banner to completely collapse.
At the same time, Fang Lei began to dance more vigorously with the Ten Thousand Souls Banner and began to juggle.
One hour——
"Call me Master!" Fang Lei said with a smile.
"I... won't... scream!" Wanhun Banner was stubborn.
Three hours——
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Fang Lei was like he had found a new toy.
"Damn master! I won't bark!" The Ten Thousand Souls Banner began to give up on itself.
Six hours——
"Xiao Fanfan, hurry up!" Fang Lei was still very excited.
"Master~" (creepy fake smile) The Ten Thousand Souls Banner began to give up on itself.
"No, that's too fake!" Fang Lei got goosebumps all over his body and expressed his disagreement with this answer.
Nine hours——
"Master (woo~" The Wanhun Banner murmured unconsciously, accompanied by bursts of sobbing.
"Xiao Fanfan, why do you look so weak?" Fang Lei was still in high spirits.
"I can't scream (woooo)!"
The Ten Thousand Souls Banner hummed softly. No matter how Fang Lei teased it, it just kept humming.
Fang Lei narrowed his eyes, thinking that the Ten Thousand Souls Banner had not reached its limit, so he continued!
Eleven hours——
"Wuwuwu~" The Ten Thousand Souls Banner was howling at this time.
It was as if he had taken off all his heart, ignoring the outside world and constantly making whimpering sounds.
And this is Fang Lei’s real purpose.
So it was not until this time that Fang Lei sat down cross-legged with a blank expression.
He very gently placed the Ten Thousand Souls Banner on his knees and began to stroke it.
"Master~Wuwu, Master~" The voice of Wanhun Banner was crying.
The Ten Thousand Souls Banner seemed to have noticed that Fang Lei had stopped and let her go.
But she had no intention of running away. Instead, she continued to lie on Fang Lei's knees, and began to speak her true feelings in a self-deprecating manner.
"The Ten Thousand Souls Banner can't shout out! It just can't shout out!" The tone of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner was filled with frustration and a hint of complaint.
"Red Dust Umbrella, Sky Chasing Bow, Mountain Ring, Pure Heart Jade Pendant, Soul Chasing Whip, Sea-Suppressing Golden Dragon Armor, and even the newly arrived Xuanhuang Bronze Tripod, they are all useful to the Master!"
"Only me! I'm the most useless one!"
Now that the conversation has been opened, Wanhun Banner might as well speak frankly.
"The Ten Thousand Souls Banner has tried its best! Why doesn't the master take a closer look at me!" The tone of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner was full of pleading.
Fang Lei placed his hand on the cloth of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner and began to stroke it gently, as if to comfort and caress it.
Wanhun Banner also noticed Fang Lei's comfort to her and wanted to stop crying.
But the more I did this, the more I couldn't stop, and sadness began to well up from the bottom of my heart.
I just don't care anymore and just start crying!
If she can’t call him master while smiling, can’t she call him master while crying?
"Alas..." Fang Lei sighed. Sure enough, his vague feeling before was not wrong. The Ten Thousand Souls Banner was indeed "competing for favor." "How can I laugh? How can I laugh! How can I have the face to laugh?" The voice of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner began to be hysterical.
"I also want to smile and call master every day like Hongchen Umbrella, but how can I smile?" Wanhun Banner's words were full of frustration and unwillingness!
These magical weapons of theirs originally only had vague intelligence.
Even the Xuanhuang Bronze Tripod, in Zhang Mang's hands, only possessed a slight intelligence and dangerous instincts.
They should have vanished into thin air after surviving the calamity, but they were fortunately favored by Fang Lei, who allowed them to escape from the body of the magic weapon, thus revealing their spirituality.
This favor is so great, it can be said to be a favor of enlightenment, they have no way to repay it!
Because of this, Wanhun Banner, the only one who could not help, began to feel anxious from the bottom of his heart.
This is the fundamental reason why the Ten Thousand Souls Banner provoked the riot, and it is also the most normal reason - for itself!
After saying these words, Wanhun Banner began to feel uneasy -
At this moment, Fang Lei placed the Ten Thousand Souls Banner diagonally on his arm, and stroked the banner cloth more gently with his right hand, and said softly:
"It's useful! Look, you helped this time, didn't you?"
"Is it helping or causing trouble?" Wanhun Banner said in a low, self-deprecating voice.
"Yes, I'm helping!" Fang Lei answered affirmatively.
"I think it's just causing trouble..." Wanhun Banner still spoke in a low voice, obviously not in a good mood.
"It's to help!" Fang Lei repeated again.
"Yes, Tian..." Wanhun Banner was about to repeat himself when he was shocked by Fang Lei.
"Hmph, yes, Tian..." The Wanhun Banner continued to hum. Just as she was about to repeat it, Fang Lei unexpectedly used the same trick to shock her again.
"It's to help!" Fang Lei's tone became gentler.
"The master is cheating!" Wanhun Banner no longer acted like a cool and aloof person and said with a little anger.
Hearing the temper of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner, Fang Lei smiled slightly and gradually said some seemingly irrelevant words -
"People who practice Taoism can stick to many things! Tao Heart, Buddha Heart, Emperor Heart, Saint Heart, Demon Heart, Heaven Heart and so on and so forth!"
"The most gratifying thing is that these things will even become more brilliant as time goes by."
"However, there are gains and losses, and many other things will gradually lose their original luster over time, such as bottom line and principles."
"Bottom line? Principles?" Wanhun Banner was attracted by Fang Lei's words and stopped being angry. Instead, it asked seriously.
"Do you think these monks fell to that side step by step, or did it happen instantly?"
"Of course, it's both. Those who fall instantly are usually low-level, while those who fall step by step are more likely to be high-level..." Wanhun Banner paused.
"Yes, they gradually blurred their bottom line and lost their principles! This is the origin of the corruption of those high-level monks."
"When the monk kills the first person, he may be sad, angry, regretful, or panicked..."
"But when he killed the second person, he wasn't so resistant."
"When he has killed enough people, even if they are facing innocent mortals, as long as they are unhappy, there will still be people who can raise their butcher knives."
"If you keep lowering your bottom line, it will become dispensable. If you keep blurring the principles, they will cease to exist."
"People like this, whether they are corrupt or not, are no different from those Ksuo in my opinion!"
“So a true saint, even if he has to kill a mortal, will still feel sadness welling up from his heart!”
"This kind of sadness is not their pretense, but their bottom line and principles, which always rings the alarm bell for them!"
"Even though their great principles require them to kill decisively, their 'human heart' makes them indecisive, so their enemies laugh at them - 'that is their weakness'!"
“People expect a saint because he is foolish, but I expect a saint because I am not foolish; people expect a saint because they are expected to be saintly, but I do not expect a saint because I am not expected to be saintly.”
Having said this, Fang Lei paused, looked at the Ten Thousand Souls Banner, and continued to stroke the banner cloth.
"So, I sincerely thank you for protecting my bottom line and principles for me."
Fang Lei said a lot of irrelevant things, but Wanhun Banner understood the deep meaning of Fang Lei's words.
If Fang Lei succeeds this time, even if Hongchen Umbrella makes trouble afterwards, he will suppress it!
Then, this kind of thing will happen a second time! A third time!
The first time was suppression, the second time was punishment, and the third time was direct destruction of the magic weapon...
Fang Lei's principles, or bottom line, will also begin to blur, and then one day...
This is what it means to nip problems in the bud.
"Master, aren't you a heavenly tribulation? Will you also fall?" The tone of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner was filled with worry.
"Just stick to the bottom line!"
Fang Lei's face was full of smiles, but his thoughts were stuck on the conversation he had with Jie Lei when he met Qin Xuejian.
……
"When did I say that?"
"Thousands of years ago?"
……
"Master~Master? Master!" The voice of Wanhun Banner was full of anxiety.
Fang Lei came back to his senses and said jokingly, "What's wrong? Xiao Fanfan~"
"Master, what were you thinking about just now?" The Ten Thousand Souls Banner is not easy to fool.
"Ah, I was thinking about the way you, Xiao Fanfan, called me master with a smile!" Fang Lei curved his eyebrows and continued to stroke the Ten Thousand Souls Banner.
"Master~" The tone of Wanhun Banner became gentle.
"Huh?" Fang Lei asked puzzledly.
"Wanhun... Xiaofanfan will always stay with the master~" Wanhunfan said stutteringly.
"Are you shy? You can be shy too?" Fang Lei was startled and asked with a little surprise.
"..." Wanhun Banner felt furious and felt that he shouldn't have given this scoundrel any good face!
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