Beauty president pretty woman

Chapter 423 Bedwetting Pig

"stop!"

The little pig was holding the spoon and the fork at the same time, seeing that Mufeng was about to take away a chicken leg, he really stopped drinking.

Mu Feng glared at Little Pizhu, "You have so much in your bowl, can you eat it? Small things, you have a big appetite."

"No, my baby wants the chicken leg, wood, you can't play tricks, you agreed not to bully me, and you will forget it in a few days, contempt, strong contempt." If the wind doesn't give it, it will hit the bar.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you." Mu Feng took a bite, provoking the little piggy, and said, "It's so delicious, this chicken leg tastes so good, wife, take a bite too." [

"Yeah, dead wood, you snatched my chicken leg, I'm not finished with you." The little pig stood up suddenly, pointed at Mufeng with a spoon and fork, "I, this baby, judge you in the name of God!" The robber who stole the chicken leg, die."

There was a burst of crackling!

The table was messed up, and the little piglet made a parabola, falling from the sky to the ground.

"Oh! The ass is blooming, dead wood, stinky wood, rotten wood, you bully me, one day this baby will take revenge, you wait for me." The little pig limped up and lay on the sofa There was another burst of crying, "Oh my god, why is my baby so miserable, I'm not alive, my baby is dead."

Looking at the distressed little pig, and then at Mufeng who was still gnawing on the chicken leg, Wang Luoshan was a little dumbfounded. It was unbelievable, but then I thought about what Binger and the two daughters said to her, and it was a little better, and I slowly accepted it.

"It's such a big man, and you still fight with it, how can you be like you." Wang Luoshan complained with a smile.

Mu Feng gnawed off the last bit of meat, threw away the bones, and glanced at the crying little pig, "Leave it alone, the more you care about it, the more presumptuous it will be."

"I'm too lazy to tell you." Wang Luoshan took out the chicken legs from the bowl, walked slowly to the side of the sofa, pinched the little pig's nose, and said with a smile, "Little guy, it's okay, don't cry, here~ I'll give you my chicken leg."

"Really?" The little piggy who was only thundering but not raining stopped immediately, his two small eyes were wide open, staring at the chicken leg held by Wang Luoshan, and said shyly, "Will this... I'm so sorry."

"Are you going to be embarrassed?" Mu Feng said angrily.

"It's none of your business. Sister Shanshan gave it to me. This baby didn't eat yours. Go away." The little pig said dissatisfiedly, and then blinked at Wang Luoshan, "Hehe, Sister Shanshan is better." , this baby has decided, I will hang out with you in the future, and I don’t know wood anymore.”

"You, you, eat quickly."

"Thank you, Sister Shanshan." The little piggy grabbed the chicken leg, gnawed it voraciously, and glanced at Mufeng from time to time, not to mention how proud he was.

After dinner.

Mu Feng hugged Wang Luoshan and lay on the sofa watching TV, while the little piggy lay on the side, stroking his ball-like belly, "It's killing me!"

"Snack, those who didn't know thought you were going to give birth." Mu Feng stretched out his foot and kicked the little pig over.

"Go away, you're just about to give birth, Mu Mu, if you dare to slander me who is pure and pure, be careful that I will turn against you." The little fart jumped up, pointing at Mu Feng and cursing.

"If you turn your back on it, turn it on, whatever you want, Mr. Pig, you can leave if you have the ability, hehe, I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep with my wife, so I won't see you off." Mu Feng grinned.

The little fart pig went crazy, and then showed a sly smile, "Hey, I'm not that stupid if I want to drive this baby away, I want to eat you up, ruin your good deeds, stop you from picking up girls, and offend this baby Come on, offend it, you will suffer in the future.”[

"Go away! Dead pig." Mu Feng turned off the TV, put his arms around Wang Luoshan's waist, and walked slowly towards the room.

The little pig's eyes rolled, and he stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, "Sleep, sleep, my baby is sleeping too, Wood, I want to sleep in the middle."

In the room, Little Piggy was lying on his front, almost occupying the place of one person, and said leisurely, "This bed is really comfortable, Wood, are you asleep?"

"Hey, no one said, giggling." The little piggy turned his head again, "Sister Shanshan, are you asleep? Ah! Don't talk, that baby is asleep too."

One night talk.

Last night was really depressed, and Mu Feng regretted it too much. If he had known earlier, he would not have quarreled with that dead pig. He wanted to make out with his wife, but this dead pig actually slept in the middle of the bed. He really wanted to crush it to death.

Turning over, Mu Feng faced the little piggy sideways, and the little piggy changed its posture, with its head retracted into Wang Luoshan's armpit, and two feet on Mufeng's face.

After a while, Mu Feng heard a hissing sound, and then his face was wet, and a pungent smell rushed into his nose. After he opened his eyes suddenly, he found that the little pig was draining water.

The corners of Mu Feng's mouth twitched a few times, turning livid in an instant, a few drops of water hung under his chin, which accumulated for a few seconds, and he roared angrily, "Damn pig, get up for me."

Wang Luoshan was also awakened, turned sideways, and also asked about the pungent smell, and laughed when she saw the posture of the little pig.

The drooling little pig was naturally woken up by Mu Feng's yelling, got up and rubbed his eyes, yawned, and looked at Mu Feng wonderingly, "Mu, it's early in the morning, you have nothing to say, please interrupt!" This baby's sweet dream, no, let's go back to sleep again."

After finishing speaking, the little pig fell down on the bed again, and fell asleep soundly. As soon as he fell asleep, the little pig felt the feeling of taking off. When he opened his eyes again, he happened to have an intimate contact with the floor.

"Oh! It hurts me to death, Mu Mu, you're out of your mind, my baby didn't mess with you, didn't you?" the little pig got up and yelled.

"You didn't mess with me, what a good thing you did?"

"What's the matter?" Little Pig climbed onto the bed, looked at the water stain in the middle, then looked at Mu Feng's face, and suddenly became shy, "That... wood, could it be that this baby did it?" Bar."

"What do you think?"

"Of course not, my baby is so obedient, how can I wet the bed, I know, Mu Mu, you want to plant this baby, right, hehe! There is no way." The little pig refused to admit it, and thought to himself: It's too embarrassing to actually wet the bed. I must not admit it, or my baby will be an ass in the future.

Mu Feng grabbed the little piggy and suddenly smiled, "It's really not you?"

Little Piggy shook his head vigorously, "No, no."

Mu Feng didn't refute, "Honey, we're going to buy a guinea pig tomorrow, this little thing is probably lonely at home, find a playmate for it."

Wang Luoshan didn't know that Mu Feng was threatening in disguise, so she nodded and smiled, "Okay!"

"No, I don't want a guinea pig, wood, it's okay if I'm wrong, this baby is so cute, are you willing to treat me like this?" The little pig pouted, "Okay, okay, this baby admits his mistake, You shouldn't be wetting the bed, Wood, so don't be angry, okay?" [

"Are you really wrong?"

"Admit it wrong, I really regret it, baby."

"Then you will still fight against me in the future."

"No, from now on you will still be the boss, and I will still be the second."

"That's what you said. If you punish me in the future, I will tell everyone who knows you that you are a bedwetting pig, and I will find you a group of guinea pigs to play with you."

"Ah! Don't, sister Shanshan, Mu Mu bullies me."

ps: I wrote this chapter mainly because I thought of a pig I raised before, don’t blame me!Also, some readers said that the update is too slow. In fact, I also know that there are only six to seven thousand words a day, which is a bit small, but now I have no choice but to dare not update more. It's settled, and I'm sad. If you want to update it faster, you can help me. It's still more than 100. Just go ahead and guarantee five chapters update in the future!

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