My male god, your character has collapsed!

Chapter 1 Prologue
If one day you were reborn,
Will you still marry her?

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Zhou Yuwen's throat felt a little dry.

The rumbling sound of the train was so loud that I tossed and turned for several times but couldn't fall asleep peacefully.

But thinking of the ridiculous scene last night, Zhou Yuwen was unwilling to open his eyes no matter what.

He tilted his head and rested it on the shoulder of his girlfriend next to him.

Continue to maintain this half-asleep and half-awake state.

So, you should never marry your college classmate.

Otherwise, after the divorce, you can still see each other at your classmates' weddings.

Zhou Yuwen and Su Qing have been divorced for two years.

Everything was going well.

As a result, this time my college classmate got married.

Zhou Yuwen's girlfriend insisted that he take her with him.

Zhou Yuwen thought, just take it with you.

It doesn't matter.

The main reason is that Zhou Yuwen never thought that Su Qing would come over.

What I didn’t expect was that Su Qing was already 29 years old and still so childish.

The moment he saw Zhou Yuwen bringing a girl who was younger and prettier than him.

Su Qing's eyes turned red.

He was acting weird during the meal.

Tell other classmates that you all have families and careers now, unlike someone who is almost thirty years old but still frivolous and hangs out with girls in their twenties every day!
This was embarrassing for the people around me.

This made Zhou Yuwen very embarrassed.

But Zhou Yuwen was too lazy to argue with her, and even too lazy to pay attention to her.

Zhou Yuwen's girlfriend is only 22 years old this year. She is from the Peninsula, speaks in a coquettish voice, and is quite clingy. She wore a pink knitted one-shoulder top, which not only exposed her jade-like shoulders, but also revealed half of her snow-white chest.

The people of the Peninsula not only speak in a sweet voice, but are also well-nourished.

The most important thing is that she really knows how to act like a spoiled child.

During the meal, he kept pestering Zhou Yuwen, asking for this and that.

While helping his girlfriend pick up food, Zhou Yuwen said, "Can't you pick it up yourself?"

"Oh, I want the uncle to help me pick it up!~" the girlfriend said in a coquettish voice.

Zhou Yuwen's old classmates couldn't help laughing when they heard the voice.

And Su Qing's eyes were full of resentment and seemed to want to kill someone.

Finally, halfway through the meal.

When old classmates who haven't seen each other for many years have a great time chatting.

Su Qing was drinking alone over there, one cup after another.

The little face soon turned red.

To be honest, Su Qing still had her charm even before she arrived, after all, she was once the school belle.

She had her hair tied up and was wearing a black base shirt, and she had an amazing figure.

Zhou Yuwen is one year older than Su Qing and is thirty years old this year.

The two dated for four years in college and got married after graduation, a short marriage of two years.

Sometimes, fate really plays tricks on us.

Su Qing is a very ambitious girl. She worked in the student union during college. After graduation, she joined a foreign company and became a seemingly glamorous urban white-collar worker.

Zhou Yuwen, on the other hand, was a bit of a fool. He played games for four years in college, and after graduation, he relied on his family's connections to find a job in Jinling with a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan, working from 9 to 5 with weekends off.

Every day at work I just punch in and play games.

Occasionally I read novels and argue with others on forums.

Seeing some authors who write stories that are borderline cuckoldry can make me so angry that I can't sleep all night.

Su Qing gets up at seven o'clock every morning to squeeze into the subway. After a busy day at the company, she has to listen to Zhou Yuwen complaining at the dinner table after coming back.

Damn, what the hell is wrong with this author's brain?

This looks good, but you insist on feeding people shit.

"Let me tell you, this author is really weird. He actually wrote that the heroine has feelings for the villain. Damn, if I were writing a novel and someone looked at my woman, I would dig his eyes out!" Zhou Yuwen was indignant.

Su Qing looked at her husband in front of her and felt a little tired.

It has been two years since I graduated from college.

They all got promotions and salary increases.

As a result, Zhou Yuwen is still living there, just like a little child.

Su Qing is a career-oriented woman.

Not only is Zhou Yuwen an idiot, but his mother also urges him to have a grandson every day.

Su Qing is really tired.

Finally, Su Qing said the word divorce.

The house belongs to Zhou Yuwen.

The deposit belongs to Su Qing.

In fact, he felt a little sorry for Su Qing, because in the two years of marriage, Zhou Yuwen had been living a mediocre life and the family had little savings.

But Su Qing didn't care about these.

For two years, Zhou Yuwen's salary was only around 5,000 yuan.

Su Qing’s year-end bonus plus dividends total more than 300,000 yuan a year.

After the divorce, she was highly valued by the company and was sent abroad to study for half a year. After returning, she became a supervisor. It can be said that everything went smoothly for her. She no longer had that idiotic husband and that mother-in-law who always urged her to have a baby.

And Zhou Yuwen is still so stupid even after his divorce.

But I'm single after all.

If the company has a business trip, it will definitely be given to someone like Zhou Yuwen who has no home or job.

After a few interactions, I became familiar with my leader.

Miraculously I got promoted!
What's even funnier is.

When they were married before, Zhou Yuwen complained to Su Qing every day about some rubbish author, whose writing was as terrible as crap, yet had managed to make it onto the bestseller list. They really didn’t know what level of people who write novels are at now?
At that time, Su Qing always felt that men like Zhou Yuwen were really incompetent at anything. They complained a lot and kept saying what would happen if they wrote it. But in the end, they never wrote anything.

"If you have the ability, you can write it too!"

"You said they make hundreds of thousands a month, and you can write for them, so why don't you make hundreds of thousands and show me how much you can earn!"

At that time, Zhou Yuwen always said jokingly, "Oh, I'm just taking care of my wife, so I don't have the time."

"Get out of here, you just know how to use sweet words." Su Qing couldn't help but complain.

Then after the divorce, he no longer had to cook for Su Qing, nor did he have to drive to pick up his wife when it rained.

When I have free time, I really think about Su Qing.

But think about what Su Qing had said to criticize me.

Zhou Yuwen thought, why not try writing a novel!
Who knew it would be written like this!
Damn, it’s actually so popular!
Not to mention the hundreds of thousands of dollars a year he makes, the company also knows about his novel writing, and his boss is a die-hard fan of Zhou Yuwen.

After all this, Zhou Yuwen got promoted again!
Zhou Yuwen, 30 years old, has an annual salary of around 400,000 yuan.

To be honest, before Zhou Yuwen divorced Su Qing, he had only had one girlfriend, Su Qing.

Zhou Yuwen was very pure at that time.

I just play games with my roommates in the dormitory every day.

Later, I became enlightened, and because I had a girlfriend, I didn't want to have any extramarital affairs.

Until after the divorce.

These little girls really acted like they didn't care about their lives and kept throwing themselves at Zhou Yuwen.

It was so proactive that Zhou Yuwen couldn't believe this was the real world.

What impressed me most was that I was asked by my friends to play Werewolf but couldn’t find a place.

Zhou Yuwen said, "I live alone anyway, why don't you come over to my house and play." That night, four girls came and added Zhou Yuwen on WeChat when they found out that the house belonged to him.

These girls were really proactive and chatted with Zhou Yuwen in various ways.

I heard that one of them is a student from an art school. She has fair skin, beautiful looks and long legs. You can play with those long legs for a year without getting tired of them. She is somewhat of a school beauty.

As a result, after playing Werewolf, he took the subway to Zhou Yuwen's house at six o'clock every morning to bring him breakfast.

Zhou Yuwen was moved by her and slept with her.

The two were together for about three months.

As a result, I was playing in the water with her at home that time.

As a result, Su Qing suddenly came in without any warning.

It wasn't a big deal.

But later I heard from the woman that Su Qing had met her alone once.

In fact, Zhou Yuwen really didn’t want to date one person and then change one.

But every time he was in love, it would be ruined by a woman named Su Qing.

Zhou Yuwen was speechless. He asked Su Qing what she was going to do?
Su Qing just said two words: remarry!
You must be crazy. You finally got a divorce, but now you're getting remarried. How is this possible?
Then this time when his classmate got married, Zhou Yuwen asked clearly about it.

The other party said that they didn't invite Su Qing at all, and that's why Zhou Yuwen came.

Who would have thought.

Damn it! Su Qing followed me here by herself!

Originally, Zhou Yuwen was thinking, this is an important occasion.

Su Qing should at least pay attention to her image.

But who would have thought.

She's drunk!

Then make a scene at the wedding!

Actually, it’s not her fault.

She just asked Zhou Yuwen with red eyes why he treated himself so badly?
You were never like this before!

What Su Qing wanted to say was that Zhou Yuwen used to be very honest, so why did he change girlfriends every few days now?

Zhou Yuwen didn't know how to answer Su Qing's question.

But I heard my girlfriend next to me blinking her big eyes and asking, "Obaa-san, who are you? Are you familiar with this uncle?"

Good guy, he called Su Qing "Obaasan" in front of everyone.

This was equivalent to touching Su Qing's reverse scale.

Su Qing's mentality collapsed.

The scene afterwards was really chaotic!
Su Qing and Zhou Yuwen's girlfriend pulled each other's hair, tore their clothes, and made a scene in the wedding hall.

The drunk Su Qing hugged Zhou Yuwen's thighs and cried, begging Zhou Yuwen to remarry her. She must remarry her!

You are where you are today because of me!

How could you not want me now that you have done well?
Zhou Yuwen, I was wrong! Can we remarry?

It has been five or six years since I graduated.

Su Qing kept saying that Zhou Yuwen hadn't changed at all.

In fact, the one who has not changed should be Su Qing. She has been competitive from the beginning to the end, has a childish temper, and is extremely possessive. She doesn't know how to cherish what she gets, and when she loses it, she cries and wants it back.

How could the world revolve around just her?
In her opinion, everything was taken for granted.

It's like making a scene at a friend's wedding.

She never felt it was her fault.

To be honest, maybe being with her was a mistake from the very beginning.

I really wish I could start my life over again.

The train rattled and rattled and the shaking never stopped.

Zhou Yuwen, with his eyes closed, didn't know whether he was asleep or not.

Until the voice on the train sounded:

Dear passengers, your train No. 2013 will soon arrive at its final stop: Jinling Station!

Then, there was a commotion in the train.

There was the sound of someone getting up to pick up luggage.

There was the sound of a baby crying.

The final stop is Jinling Station?
Zhou Yuwen remembered that his final destination was Jinling South Station.

How is this going?

Did I miss my stop?

Why didn’t my girlfriend remind me?
Are you angry?

Thinking of this, Zhou Yuwen opened his eyes slightly.

When he saw everything clearly in front of him, Zhou Yuwen couldn't help but be stunned.

I was clearly on the high-speed train back to Jinling.

But why did I find myself on a green train when I opened my eyes?

In front of me, there were college students dragging their suitcases, preparing to get off the bus.

Where is your girlfriend?
Turning around, Zhou Yuwen discovered that there was no girlfriend there. He had been sleeping next to a fat uncle all the way. No wonder he felt that his girlfriend's figure had become plump just now?

"Young man, are you awake?" The fat uncle, who was in his forties, smiled and looked very kind.

Zhou Yuwen ignored the fat uncle and reached for his phone. When he opened his eyes, his girlfriend was nowhere to be found. Was she really angry? Did she get off the bus first?
That doesn’t make sense. Why am I on a green train?

"Hey! How can you be so impolite? My dad is talking to you, can't you hear him?" Then a dissatisfied voice came from the other side.

Zhou Yuwen turned around and saw a young girl wearing a red suspender.

It was September, and the weather in Jinling was at its hottest. The girl was wearing cool clothes, a half-length tank top paired with blue denim shorts. Her slender waist was exposed, and her pair of white and slender legs were tucked under the table. In this September weather, she looked very youthful.

Zheng Yanyan?
College classmates?

What made him even more confused was that his latest iPhone 15 turned out to be a Gionee 305? Wasn't this the phone he used in college?

Huh? My outfit.

"Hey! I'm talking to you? Can you hear me?" Zheng Yanyan was still dissatisfied.

The fat uncle smiled and said, "Forget it, young man. This is your first time traveling far away, right? Are you coming here to study?"

The word "reading" reminded Zhou Yuwen of something.

2013 years.

This year, Zhou Yuwen was admitted to a second-tier college in the south and came here alone, leaving his hometown.

That night, Zhou Yuwen took an overnight train.

Zhou Yuwen remembered that there was a very beautiful girl sitting opposite him at that time.

At that time, Zhou Yuwen didn’t know Zheng Yanyan’s name, he only knew that she had very long legs.

The restlessness of adolescence made Zhou Yuwen unable to take his eyes away and his mouth could not help but secrete saliva.

Later Zhou Yuwen found out that the girl's name was Zheng Yanyan and she was in the same class as him.

Just when Zhou Yuwen was stunned.

The train finally arrived.

At the same time somewhere.

The girl looked at herself in the mirror in disbelief.

At the age of eighteen, she looked particularly pure. She was only 1.67 meters tall, but not as fierce as the strong women of later generations. She wore a floral dress, had long, beautiful black hair, a straight nose, and rosy lips.

She looked at herself in the mirror.

I couldn't believe it at first.

Then a bright smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "Zhou Yuwen! This time, I will not divorce you again!"

(End of this chapter)