Me! Cleaner!.

Chapter 4 The World Under the Water

With the thought that he would try his best to survive if he could, and at least be able to cheat for compensation if he couldn't survive, Leon walked into the gloomy cleaning bureau that was like a haunted house, and followed the wrinkled signboards in the corridor, and found the large office in the innermost part again, and knocked hard on the familiar door.

"Is anyone there? I'm here to apply for a job!"

"Squeak."

Along with the sound of metal door hinges turning awkwardly, the dark door was pushed open from the inside. However, the person who came out was not the red-haired female interviewer, but... a black goat standing on its two hind legs?

"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a demon before?"

As if offended by Leon's shocked look, the black goat holding a cigarette blew out a smoke ring skillfully, then turned his mouth covered with suspicious white foam, glared at Leon and said viciously:
"I'm really convinced. Did someone crush your balls? I magnified the evil thoughts in your heart seven times, and you can still resist stabbing that fat guy?"

"???"

Demon? Standing goat? You amplified my evil thoughts? So I wasn't out of control just now?
A series of question marks of all sizes crazily flooded into Leon's head. However, before he could open his mouth to ask, a huge empty wine bottle flew out of the door and hit the back of the black goat's head with a bang.

After receiving this critical hit, the arrogant black goat didn't even utter a sound. It rolled its eyes and fell straight down with its short-haired body, and fell into Leon's arms with a plop.

"Zizi!"

[You encounter an incomprehensible special existence, the colored badge "Materialistic Soul (Red)" is activated, your cognitive boundaries are expanded, and you gain some information about this existence]

Along with a familiar shrill buzzing sound, a strange scarlet badge flashed by, and a large number of strange words suddenly appeared in the void above the black goat's head.

[Name: Demonic Antagonist (Depravity, Knowledge, Whisper)]

[Appearance: Two black horns with spiral patterns. After using a Welsh mountain goat as a sacrifice and completing the erosion ritual correctly, the sacrifice will turn into a black goat that likes to smoke, walks upright on its hind legs, and calls itself a demon.]

[Abilities: amplification of evil thoughts, extensive knowledge, knowledge of the occult]

[Price: a pack of "Gott" brand cigarettes, or a sinful soul]

[File: Olivia, the head of the Sixth Branch of the Cleanup Bureau, captured and reported it during the Battle of Aslan, and later applied for it for her own use.

Please note that although no murders have occurred since the abnormal object was claimed, there have been a large number of indirect injuries, causing more than 40 employees of the Highways Department to be injured or resign in the past five years.

[Evaluation: It has the terrifying ability to easily start a war, but its body is very weak, no different from an ordinary goat, and it is very afraid of male humans from Wales.]

[Infiltration value: 0.1]

In less than 0.01 seconds, he strangely memorized all the information. Looking at the red badge on the virtual panel dimming again, Leon, who was holding the black goat, could not help but be stunned.

Evil thoughts magnified? Infection value?
Before Leon could digest this strange information, the red-haired female interviewer from yesterday came out carrying an equally huge wine bottle.

"Why are you here again?"

After taking a gulp of beer, the red-haired female interviewer looked at Leon with bloodshot eyes and couldn't help but frowned. She asked unkindly:

"Didn't I explain everything to you clearly? A normal person like you is not suitable to join the Cleanup Bureau. You should just go..."

"Please wait!"

Seeing that the other party was about to drive him away, Leon, who didn't want to let go of this last straw, quickly explained:

"I'm not normal! No! What I mean is that I actually have some special abilities that are beyond the scope of ordinary people. Maybe they are exactly what you need!"

Special abilities beyond the scope of ordinary people?
After hearing what Leon said, the red-haired woman couldn't help but raise her eyebrows slightly, a look of disapproval flashed across her eyes, and then she crossed her arms in front of her chest and said without comment:

"Okay, then tell me what you think."

Tell me about it... Since I'm going to join here to get the pension, I must show my own value first, but what about this "badge"?
After quickly taking stock of his own situation, Leon's eyes rolled slightly, and he decisively concealed the existence of the "badge", and then he spoke:

"My observation skills are very special! I can distinguish some special things, and if I have direct contact, I can immediately obtain some relevant information!"

How can it be……

The red-haired woman couldn't help but shake her head inwardly when she heard this. Although many people are born with "abnormalities", this ability to forcibly obtain information is 99% of the most difficult "conceptual" abnormality, which can only take effect when one's own "status" is stable and higher than that of the other party.

Therefore, if he could really do it, then his basic status would be incredibly high, at least on the same level as the evil gods from another dimension. But would something of that level come to our Cleanup Bureau to seek employment?

However, although she did not believe what Leon said, the red-haired woman did not directly refute it. Instead, she raised her chin towards the fainted black goat and said calmly:
"Well, it is a 'special thing', and you have come into contact with it, so now you can start talking about it and let me see what makes you special."

call……

After hearing the "test questions" given by the red-haired woman, Leon couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

What he feared most right now was that the other party would kick him out without giving him a chance. Now that he had the opportunity to demonstrate his abilities, as long as there was no problem with the "badge", the job should be secure. After all, intelligence should be very valuable to any organization.

Also, if this Cleaning Bureau really values ​​intelligence capabilities, then even if I am not valued, I should not be used as cannon fodder. Maybe I can even get some special treatment and survive a few more rounds of the terrible death rate that is counted on a monthly basis.

Although I was ready to exchange my life for the pension when I walked in here, who would want to die if I could live well?

……

With the hope that he might be able to live a few more years, Leon calmed himself down and answered selectively:
“The true form of this goat is actually the pair of goat horns on its head. Its ability is to amplify the evil thoughts in other people’s hearts, and it also possesses a lot of mystical knowledge.

In addition, it likes "Gault" brand cigarettes and sinful souls. It now belongs to a person named Olivia. In the past few years, it has caused a large number of officials in the Road Administration to be injured and retired. It is afraid of male humans from Welsh County..."

As Leon relayed the information he got from the badge one sentence at a time, the red-haired woman's originally nonchalant expression gradually became serious. Finally, she narrowed her eyes and began to repeatedly look at the skinny, half-grown man in front of her.

The information that his abilities were to amplify evil thoughts and that he liked high-grade cigarettes was fine, as these were not difficult to obtain; the fact that the stupid sheep had caused injuries to employees of the Road Administration Bureau was also easy to explain, as one could have discovered it by simply reading more newspapers; but the stupid sheep's true form was its horns and its own name, which were totally not information that ordinary people could obtain.

Also, this was the first time I had heard that a stupid sheep was afraid of a man from Wales.

Then if what this guy said was true, his innate "abnormal" status must be frighteningly high. Even if it can't reach the level of the evil god of another dimension, it is at least higher than that of the big devil, stupid sheep...

Thinking of this, the red-haired woman drank the beer in her hand in one gulp, then picked up the thick empty bottle and knocked it heavily on the black goat's head.

"Well... what are we doing... damn it! Olly... bitch! You hit me with the bottle again!"

Under the glare of the red-haired woman, the black goat swallowed the name he had just spoken, and then stretched out its hooves to protect its head, complaining angrily:

"I was once a great devil after all! Can't you respect me a little?"

"Haha, you don't deserve my respect for doing those crappy things."

She tilted her head and shook the empty bottle, then drank the last bit of wine hanging on the bottle wall. Then the red-haired woman pointed at Leon, who looked uneasy, and said to the black goat with narrowed eyes:
"This young man from Wales just gave me a bottle of good wine worth two silver wheels. From now on, you belong to him."

From Wales?!
After hearing what the red-haired woman said, the black goat couldn't help but tremble all over, and looked at Leon in shock and fear. Then he quickly realized that she was probably talking nonsense, so he immediately crossed his arms in front of his chest and snorted with contempt:

"Oh, stop lying to me. There are only two months left until the end of the year. Headquarters will definitely send someone to conduct the year-end review. Even you can't do anything rash at this time!"

"Yes, I lied to you."

The red-haired woman nodded, frankly acknowledging the black goat's judgment, then raised the corners of her mouth slightly and asked with interest:

"But...you seem to be afraid of men from Welsh counties?"

Damn it! How did she know?!

Just as the black goat's eyes were rolling around, thinking about how to cover up his "weakness", the red-haired woman who had verified the authenticity of the information chuckled, turned around, stretched out her white right hand to Leon, and smiled kindly:
"Very good, it seems that you are indeed the kind of person we need. From now on, you are a member of our Virgin Cleaning Bureau."

Phew...it's really not easy!

Hearing the news that he was hired, Leon, who was full of tension, couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, and the tense expression on his face also relaxed a little, but...

Wait? Something seems wrong?
After chewing on the red-haired woman's words again, Leon couldn't help but widen his eyes in shock.

Say it again? What the hell is this group of people?

(End of this chapter)