Me! Cleaner!.

Chapter 40 Birthday?

I'm really screwed by the black goat!
Unexpectedly, he was acting so well just now, but ended up overturning three cars in one second, selling out his identity. Leon could only curse inwardly, it was outrageous, then he turned around suddenly with the broom, rushed out of the door of the conference room in two steps, and confronted the security manager with a ferocious face.

"you……"

"You're done!"

After kicking the security manager hard in the face and sending him flying with the rest of his words, Leon picked up the folder on the ground and rushed straight out the door.

At this point, even the dumbest person would have realized that something was wrong. Five or six roars of different tones rang out in the conference room almost simultaneously, and finally converged into the same sentence like a symphony:

"Catch him!!!!!!!"

……

You'll never catch me!

Although the car overturned inexplicably, Lyon was not panicked at all.

Because in addition to the sedative effect of [Martyr of the Wine Country], there is also the experience taught by Senior Emma herself - "rather than how to complete the task, the first thing to think about should be how to escape after failure."

Therefore, when entering the hydraulic company, Leon had already carefully observed the terrain and thought of an escape route in advance if he was discovered. He was not worried at all about being caught.

After quickly reviewing the surrounding situation in his mind, and considering that there was a security team at the main entrance of the water power company to guard against protesters, Lyon did not run in the direction closest to the gate, but started in the opposite direction and ran all the way deep into the company!
"Stop him!"

"Catch that man!"

"Don't let him get away!"

Amid the buzzing shouts, more and more people were chasing after Leon, like a snowball rolling down a mountain, until they filled up most of the corridor.

However, as he was carrying a lot of things, Leon could not speed up and was soon caught up by the "pursuers" behind him. Some of the security guards with the best physical fitness were less than three steps away from him, and they even had enough energy to chase and shout loudly.

"Put your stuff down!"

“There’s no road ahead!”

"Stop! You can't run away anymore!"

Who said I was going to run away?

He glanced back at the pursuers behind him and found that the security guards had already caught up to him very closely. Leon, who was well prepared, narrowed his eyes, grabbed the pole of the [Witch's Broom] and squeezed it hard!
"boom!"

The mask used to block the airflow suddenly exploded, and a strange storm suddenly blew up in the room that was supposed to be closed, and it was extremely outrageous that it only blew towards people's lower bodies.

The security guards following behind Leon were already leaning forward when they were running. After being blown by this evil wind, they all fell to the ground like leeks being cut. One by one, they fell on the floor tiles and hit their heads with blood. Some of them who were slow to react were even knocked unconscious.

Although the people following behind were not directly blown down by the storm, they were tripped by the fallen security guards. Most of them fell to the ground and rolled into a ball, blocking the people behind them. The number of "pursuers" was instantly reduced by nearly half!

"Damn it! Get around it!"

"Go away! Get out of the way!"

"He's gone upstairs!"

It has to be said that the physical fitness of the water power company's security guards is really good. Several of them managed to maintain their bodies and did not fall down. They were just slightly blocked. Those who did not fall too hard also climbed up one after another, gritted their teeth and chased after them again, rushing into the stairwell behind Leon.

However, something that shocked everyone happened again.

Leon rushed into the stairwell like a monkey returning to the woods. His thin body seemed as light as a paper-made one, and he climbed most of the stairs with just one leap.

After he pulled the handrail with his free hand to dissipate the force, he seemed to think that this was not fast enough. Leon held the sheep's head and the folder in one hand, tucked the broom under his armpit, and actually flipped directly into the gap between the two flights of stairs.

Under the shocked eyes of the security guards who were looking at them as if they were looking at God, the man wearing the same uniform as them was unwilling to even walk up the stairs. He just started to "swim" up through the gap in the stairwell by climbing up with his feet and hands!
It was as if what surrounded him was not empty air, but river water that could provide buoyancy. His not-so-strong body only needed to contract and stretch, and with the help of the handrails and stairs, he could directly jump up a distance of nearly two meters. It was even easier than floating from the sea to the surface of the water holding an empty wine barrel!

"You...what are you stopping for?!"

After running into the stairwell panting, the pale-faced meeting host roared angrily at the security guards who were staring blankly at him:
"Chase him! He took the records from the archives! Even if you die of exhaustion here, you have to give it to me... give it to me... ah?" Looking at Leon who climbed up to the sixth floor using his hands and feet like a monkey, then kicked the air vent to pieces and flew out on a broom, the meeting host forgot to breathe for a moment.

That angry face turned red and then white, then white and then red, and finally even turned a faint purple.

"ah?!?!?!"

……

"Ahahaha, I never expected that! My heart is actually in the capital!"

Ignoring the strong wind blowing in his face, the black goat hung on the broom handle grinned and laughed excitedly:
"You are so lucky! I just mentioned it to you, and you turned around and ran into one, and it's the strongest heart!

Boy! Get stronger quickly! When you are strong enough, I can help you kill all the people in Ryan's family in just one hour and win my heart back! "

"Speaking of luck..."

Habitually ignoring the Black Goat's devilish speech, Leon couldn't help but frowned after recalling what had just happened:

"Don't you think today is a little strange?"

"what?"

"I had incredibly good luck today until I left the meeting room."

Lyon, who was sitting astride the broom, stretched out his hand and counted his fingers one by one.
"I wanted to find your sheep... anomalies, and I got the news right away. I wanted to find out about the water company's compensation plan, and I found the board meeting right away. I wanted to sneak in to see who touched your heart, and something went wrong right away... Oh and more!"

After touching the pocket on the chest of his security uniform, Leon frowned and said:
"It's okay if you fell out of the shopping bag, after all, I turned around a little too much, but this pocket is so weird.

In order to avoid losing my ID, I buttoned my pocket. However, when I bent down, one of the seams of the button broke and my ID from the Clearing Bureau flew out.

And the security manager, if he had passed by earlier or later, nothing would have happened, but he just happened to show up when he shouldn't have. Aren't there too many coincidences today?"

It seems a bit outrageous... and the number of good luck and bad luck is exactly the same? Well... I know!
After blinking thoughtfully, the black goat said with certainty:
"Boy, today should be your birthday!"

???

Birthday? My birthday is still early! And what does this have to do with birthdays?
"Haha, this is the blessing that your Cleanup Bureau snatched from the Lord of the Starry Sky."

Seeing Leon's confusion, the black goat asked back with a smile:
“You don’t think the names of the 87 branches of the Cleanup Bureau were randomly chosen, do you?

Boy, let me tell you, your eighty-seven branches are themselves a conceptual anomaly, it seems to be called Star Map Protection or something.

The effect of that thing is that it allows the employees of your Cleanup Bureau to receive the protection of the corresponding star palace on their birthday, and have the ability to make their wishes come true.

Of course, this ability to make your wishes come true is degraded, and can only help you achieve some goals that are already possible to achieve. If you want to become the king of the world, you will definitely get nothing."

"Isn't it right?"

Leon couldn't help but frowned when he heard this, then shook his head and denied it:
"It's good luck to have your dreams come true, but half of me is bad luck!"

"It's right that there is bad luck. Do you really think that the Lord of the Starry Sky has no temper?"

As if remembering something very interesting, the black goat chuckled and said:
“Although I was forced to bless you, the Lord of the Starry Sky was very petty and gave you a curse of the same standard.

The employees of the Cleanup Bureau used this blessing to gain several conveniences on their birthdays, and once you achieve your goals, you will suffer several misfortunes, which can be considered as giving back what you borrowed.”

“It seems to make sense…”

After recalling the situation just now, Leon nodded slightly at first, but soon frowned and shook his head:

"But my birthday has already passed, it's not today at all!"

(End of this chapter)