Me! Cleaner!.
Chapter 595: AC Tree in the Heart
Chapter 595: AC Tree in the Heart
"Don't worry, although I'm not very good at direct combat, my level is not weak."
Looking at Leon who looked a little strange in front of her, Madam Poop couldn't help but smile, and then continued as if no one was around:
"The first exam is a talent test, so I probably can't help you much, but if the second exam involves a team battle, I'm confident that I can improve your combat effectiveness.
As for the third practical test, although I am not very good at completing tasks, I am very good at poisoning. As long as you help me delay a little, I am confident that I can knock down most of the people here and directly help you eliminate 90% of your competitors. "
"Forehead……"
Feeling the hostile gazes coming at him from all around, Leon suddenly felt a toothache, feeling that this assessment might not be as smooth as he had imagined.
Big sister! It's good to be confident, but when we discuss the "conspiracy", can you keep it a little secret?
As expected, Lady Bian's overly straightforward remarks immediately caused dissatisfaction among others.
"hehe."
There was only a slight sneer of contempt, and the horned man with his back to Leon and the other man turned around, his two deep blue bull eyes swept up and down, observing the people behind him, and then he curled his lips with contempt:
"I thought the person who dared to say such a thing was so great, but it turns out that he is just a Level 2 cleaner? I'm standing here now, and you guys are going to try to poison me?"
"Ok?"
After hearing what the horned man said, Amin's eyes lit up slightly, and then he said with some surprise:
"you sure?"
"Of course I do..."
"quiet!"
A light shout came from above the crowd, interrupting this clichéd little conflict. A white-bearded old man with a Pisces emblem on his chest stepped out of the long river of dreams and landed on the ground below.
With the appearance of the white-bearded old man, more than four hundred fist-sized colorful bubbles poured down from the long river of dreams, and then merged with each other like water drops, condensing into a larger hazy dream, which enveloped all the cleaners with a pop sound.
"There were 419 people who were supposed to take the exam, and 419 people actually took the exam. No one gave up the exam."
After taking a close look at Leon, the Pisces director in the center of the dream slowly sat down on the ground, spread out the animal skin book on his knees, and then announced to the more than 400 monsters in front of him:
"In the name of Pisces, the director of the Cleanup Bureau, I hereby announce that the first stage of this promotion assessment, the basic talent test, has officially begun!"
Along with the white-bearded old man's announcement with a slight spitting sound, the hazy and huge dream around him suddenly became clear and turned into a tiered classroom that could accommodate hundreds of people.
The more than 400 cleaners who were originally standing sat down at the same moment, put their arms on the table in front of them, put on the appearance of good students, and were forced to stare at the podium in the center.
"This test is very simple. All you have to do is draw."
After coughing slightly, Director Pisces, who was sitting cross-legged on the desk, pointed to the empty podium behind him and said slowly:
"In a moment, a big tree will slowly grow behind me, and all you need to do is pick up the paper and pen on the table in front of you and draw what you see. And as long as you start drawing, it doesn't matter if the drawing is standard or not...
Okay, that's all the rules for now, let's start writing!"
"..."
Isn't it a test of talent? What the hell is a test on painting?
After hearing the questions of the first test, the cleaners looked at each other in bewilderment. But seeing that Director Pisces had closed his eyes at the desk and was obviously not going to explain the reason, they had no choice but to pick up their pens and start drawing...except for Leon.
...No...where is the tree we agreed on?
Holding the uniformly issued feather pen, he sat on the chair and waited for a long time. He listened to the other cleaners writing furiously around him, and looked at the empty podium behind Director Pisces, which was still empty without even a single hair growing on it. Lyon suddenly felt numb.
There's nothing here, why am I still painting a market?
When everyone was writing, there was one person who did nothing. Naturally, he would become extremely conspicuous. The "candidates" on both sides of Lyon soon noticed his abnormality.
"hehe."
After taking a sidelong glance at the white paper in front of Zhongang, the burly man with horns couldn't help but sneer. Then he was too lazy to even mock him. He just turned his head back, hunched his back and half-lay on the table, holding a quill with fingers thicker than a carrot, and began to draw the B tree in his mind.
How about...see what he drew?
Leon, feeling a little panicked, couldn't help but lean his body and glance at the test paper of the man with horns.
I really wasn't cheating, nor was I planning on copying his answers. I just wanted to refer to the 'format' of the answers, and at least draw a tree branch or something like that. After all, even if I just wrote "solution", it's better than handing in a blank paper, right?
But unfortunately, when Leon, thinking that he would be successful if he didn't hand in a blank paper, stole a glance at the horned man's paper, he didn't see a tree on it, but a tree...
Or to put it more bluntly, the thing drawn by the man with ox horns is not so much a tree as it is a centipede ant with four sheep's hooves and dozens of pairs of ox horns.
What's even more outrageous is that when the ugly ant noticed that Leon was looking at it in shock, it actually raised its head from the paper and glared at Leon angrily.
No...what the hell is this thing?
He knew at a glance that he definitely couldn't copy the answer, so Leon had to straighten himself up and sit back in his seat with a stiff expression.
Looks like I can only draw a few random shots! At worst I can just work harder in the next two games!
However, just as Leon gritted his teeth and prepared to start, his right leg was suddenly kicked lightly, and then a half-finished test paper suddenly appeared in the corner of his eye.
This is……
When Leon turned his head in surprise and received Amine's encouraging look, he couldn't help but feel warm in his heart, and felt that the poop lady had become more beautiful.
Thank you! Senior Amin! I will definitely thank you after I return... um...
Looking at the trees coiled in a spiral shape and emitting the unique smell of humus on the brown-yellow test paper, the surprise in Lyon's eyes dimmed at the speed of light.
"cough!"
At this moment, a hoarse dry cough sounded from the podium. Director Pisces, who still had his eyes closed, suddenly moved his cervical vertebrae, and then spoke expressionlessly to remind him:
"Now let me add another rule. You'd better draw whatever you see. If you have thoughts that you shouldn't have and draw something on paper that you didn't see, I will shatter your consciousness and kick you out of this assessment... Okay, keep drawing!"
"..."
Well, this time even drawing feces on the test paper is not allowed.
As soon as he heard it, he knew who this rule was aimed at. Lyon, who was a little numb, could only sigh and shook his head to refuse the kindness of Senior Amine. Then he watched his nose and his heart, sat obediently in his seat, and waited for the end of the exam with a sullen face.
However, where Lyon could not see, a pair of black and white eyes were staring at his blank paper in confusion across the huge bubble of dream. As for the Pisces director who closed his eyes on the podium, he was holding a feather pen in his hand and drawing a series of question marks of different sizes on the animal skin notebook.
Level 3 - Virgin Division - God Eater - Leon Ryan
Preliminary examination: No abnormalities in the whole body, full mental stability, score: 100
First test: No specific type of proficiency, no accurate development tendency, no matching eligible star palace, no abnormal affinity upper limit... Score: 0? 100?
(End of this chapter)
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