Becoming a God from a Water Monkey

Chapter 561 is clearly a slap in the face of Junior Brother!

"Left, left. Hey, hey, hey, it's over, don't move. Right, right, right. Down, down. I'm not talking about you. Use more strength. Even if you put all your strength into it, you can't hurt me."

The deep shadow of the tree covered the entire yard, turning into a thick, indissoluble dark green.

The reclining chair rocks forward and backward.

Xu Zishuai lay on his back with his arms and legs spread out with his eyes closed. Four or five Xu family disciples were pinching his shoulders and rubbing his legs, their eyes full of admiration.

life,

How uncomfortable!

Enjoying it.

The hammering on the legs suddenly disappeared, and instead the kneading strength on the shoulders continued to increase.

It's surprisingly big.

Xu Zishuai was puzzled.

All the Xu family members in the garden are fourteen or fifteen years old, and they are just at the age to learn and practice martial arts. Those who are developmentally delayed have not even started yet. How come they are so strong?

Could it be that there is still Wu Gu?

"You have a strong hand, boy. You are born with supernatural power. You have great potential. Unfortunately, if you massage an ordinary person, your collarbones might be broken. If you massage me, you need to practice more...hiss!"

A tremendous force was transmitted from his shoulder and collarbone, causing Xu Zishuai to almost scream out in pain. He shrank his spine and slid down hard.

He glanced up and his pupils dilated.

"Junior brother!"

Liang Qu let go of his hand expressionlessly.

Xu Zishuai turned over and wanted to pinch his shoulders, but all the Xu family members stood aside. He just moved his shoulders slightly and pretended to be calm.

"Well, what a coincidence! Senior brother is praising you."

"I heard."

"Haha, I heard it."

Xu Zishuai laughed three times, put down his kneeling guard, brushed off the non-existent dust, and strode to the side.

Take a few steps.

Liang Qu followed a few steps.

The Xu family's children followed their movements and soon saw the two of them running into the corner of the garden, chasing each other.

Looking at each other.

"Brother Xu's junior fellow apprentice?"

The boy who was massaging Xu's legs shuddered in the hot weather: "You look so fierce. If you look at me, I won't dare to massage Xu's legs."

"Why does Brother Xu seem to be afraid of his fellow apprentice?"

"How can a senior brother be afraid of a junior brother? You must have seen it wrong."

"If you're not afraid, why run to the corner?"

"They must be close friends and are just whispering to each other, and they don't want us to hear them."

……

"Actually, I don't care about Yaksha's humiliation. I just heard that our Master's Wife has a grudge against Patrolling Yaksha's mother, Xu Ying from the third room!" Xu Zishuai said confidently, "After all, I have to vent my anger for Master's Wife if not for myself, right?"

"Have a grudge?" Liang Qu's expression was slightly tense. "What grudge?"

Xu Zishuai sighed deeply and paced back and forth, which made people wonder if he was stalling for time and making up excuses.

I did several small movements in succession for a while.

Xu Zishuai took seven steps forward and opened his mouth to chant.

Liang Qu interrupted: "Cooking beans and making soup?"

"Ok?"

"It's okay. I thought Brother wanted to compose a poem in seven steps."

A poem in seven steps?

Xu Zishuai was confused and didn't know whether he should smile along or not.

"Brother, continue speaking."

"Ahem, that's fine." Xu Zishuai covered his mouth and coughed, then resumed his thoughts, "As the saying goes, one must lead by example when educating a child. The bad character of the Huo family's Yasha must have a source, and it's all his mother's fault!"

"Fuck?"

"Yes! His mother!" Xu Zishuai spoke more and more coherently, "Like son, like mother. Our mistress has been in the same school with Xu Ying since they were young. What a coincidence that Xu Ying is sitting in the back!

That's really a punishment!
Every day she was forced to have her hair pulled, given nicknames, and have her brush plucked and ink spots thrown away. She would go home in tears. At that time, Mr. Xu had not yet retired and was away from home all year round. A child without a father is easy to bully. She could not get any help from heaven or earth. It was pitiful.

With such a big grudge and such a big heart, shouldn't Junior Brother come out?"

Liang Qu was silent for a long time.

"Yaksha is twenty-five or twenty-six. Taking into account the three years of infertility and the ten months of pregnancy, his mother has been married for only thirty-one or thirty-two years.

How old is the eldest brother? Our mistress has been married to our master for at least forty years. The age difference between them is more than ten years, almost a generation apart. How could they have studied in the same school?
Even if we take a step back, the Xu family runs a family school, and all children, regardless of their age, study in the same room. Just based on the age difference, can the mistress teach a four or five-year-old girl to bully you?"

Xu Zishuai was speechless.

His eyes rolled slightly. "You don't understand this, Junior Brother. Even in a family school, there is a big age difference. Seven or eight years old, eleven or twelve years old is worse than five or six years old..."

Liang Qu's eyes felt like they were being pricked by needles.

Xu Zishuai stopped talking in time.

send.

The improvisation was not complete.

Think hard.

He had another flash of inspiration.

"Well! It doesn't matter if you don't believe me, you know Sister Lian, right?"

"I don't know him, but I've heard of him." Liang Qu recalled the discussion of several servants earlier, "From the second house?"

"Yes, from the second branch! I can't figure out the generational level either. There are too many members of the Xu family, and it's complicated. Our Master's Wife and Sister Lian have a good relationship. They are not blood sisters, but they are better than blood sisters!

Sister Lian's son was beaten by that yaksha and couldn't get out of bed! This is clearly a slap on our master's wife's face. If you slap our master's wife's face, isn't it a slap on your face? Junior brother can tolerate it, but if it's up to me, you have too good a temper! "

Liang Qu: “…”

After three times in a row, his tone changed very quickly.

Seeing that his junior fellow disciple didn’t believe it.

The muscles in my shoulders are even more painful.

Xu Zishuai's back was covered with sweat. He suddenly came up with a third idea and pulled his people out of the yard.

"Come on, come on, what you hear may not be what you see! If you don't believe me, it's useless for me to tell you anything. I'll take you to confront Master's Wife. The two families are just sitting in the room eating melon seeds and talking about this! Is that all right?"

Liang Qu was suspicious.

So confident?

……

The courtyard was bustling with activity.

The ground is covered with a thick layer of husks. August, September and March are the ripening seasons for peanuts, walnuts and melon seeds.

It is sweet and oily when raw; salty, fragrant and crispy when cooked.

The whole hall was filled with a nutty smell that made people feel irritated just by smelling it.

The children playing and laughing stepped on the shells, causing them to break into pieces and make crackling sounds.

It was Xu Rongguang’s birthday and the October hunting festival was approaching. The two events coincided with each other and it was more lively than the Chinese New Year. Many young men from different families returned home one after another.

The return of the Xu family was not surprising, but the news that Yang Dongxiong was going to become a master had been circulating for less than two hours.

One stone caused a thousand waves.

The children of the Xu family from various branches who were strolling on the street, as well as relatives from other families, returned upon hearing the news, came to visit, and walked through the door to chat about family matters.

Whether they had good or bad relationships, everyone had a smile on their faces at this time.

Those who are quick on their feet prepared a gift for everyone, which kept Nandy busy until her hands and feet were sore.

"After counting all the branches and veins, Sister Wan is the most fortunate! I'm so envious. She's been married for decades and is getting younger and younger. I'm afraid she'll soon earn the title of a royal consort!"

"Everyone has their own destiny. At first, I just thought Xiaojiu was a good kid, but who would have thought that he would become so successful in the future, and let my old Yang benefit from it."

Yang Dongxiong is in seclusion, Xu Rongguang and Old Madam Xu are running out of energy.

Only Xu sat at the head of the table. Facing the compliments from the crowd, she let go and emptied the melon seed shells into the plate with an indifferent expression.

"Old Nine, Old Nine, Sister Wan keeps muttering, why don't you call her out so that we can see her and broaden our horizons!" A lady grabbed the boy who was running around, picked him up and sat him on her lap, "So that my boy can get some martial arts luck with him!"

"Yes, Master Yang is going to retreat. Your old ninth son is so young, he won't want to do it too, right?"

As soon as this was said, there was an enthusiastic response, and every household seemed to be unwilling to leave until they saw it.

Xu thought about it and looked at Nandi.

"Long Yao told me that the Ninth Young Master went out for a walk..." Nan Di lowered her head and replied. Suddenly, she saw two figures approaching from the corner of her eye. Her eyes lit up slightly, and they came up to her, "Madam, the Ninth Young Master is back!"

There were many people in the house, some of whom had sharp ears and reminded each other.

Dozens of gazes came rushing over.

Liang Qu paused for a moment, but saw countless hands wearing gold and silver waving constantly.

"Come on, come on!"

"What a handsome child!"

"Sit down and let me take a good look! What does the genius that the King of Yue has chosen to teach the Holy Emperor look like?"

Liang Qu walked into the house in a daze, but halfway through, he realized that he had fallen into a trap!
Oops!
When he wanted to step out of the door, it was too late. He was grabbed by countless hands and dragged into the house.

Looking back.

Where is the human figure?

Under the eaves.

Xu Zishuai leaned against the courtyard wall and raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead.

"Phew, it's so dangerous!"

(End of this chapter)