Xie Ming

Chapter 292: Playing tricks!

It was foggy early in the morning on the fifth day!
In front of the west gate of Qinghe County, Hu Chen's vanguard cavalry battalion knocked on the gate.

Because of the Ximen soldiers under Li Chengdong's command under Gao Jie, they were very arrogant and kept cursing.

Sui Huchen followed his plan and they had a verbal battle with each other, talking nonsense and even yelling at his ancestors for eighteen generations!
"You little bastard! You are such a coward, you... cough cough."

"Damn it, wait a minute, I'll drink some water and then we can figure it out!"

With one curse, two quarters of an hour passed.

Li Huchen kept shouting until his throat was smoking. He finally calmed down. He mounted his horse and walked back a few steps. While drinking water, he turned his back and talked to Xiao Lang.

"General!"

"Nothing has been done according to the order of the chief judge!"

"According to the plan, the artillery team behind us should be here by now, right?!"

"If you keep shouting, my voice will break!"

“I can’t stand it!”

"No, let those little gang members in my camp scold me for a while, I..." Hu Chen said with a wry smile.

This is a good idea, but it's too tiring for your voice.

"Haha, I went to the long court two quarters ago. Calculating the time, I should be here soon!"

"Hu Chen, just hold on a little longer!"

"It seems that it is not enough to just ask the other party to curse you and me!"

"From what I see, the atmosphere has already been created!"

"Well, next, you can just mention the prince!"

"Just say we're here to protect the Crown Prince, but I want to see how far these ignorant boys can go!" Xiao Lang said with a sly grin.

Hearing this, Hu Chen was startled, then he took a deep breath and suddenly understood the intention.

"oh?!"

"Hehe, I understand, I understand!" Hu Chen also tried to hold back his laughter.

"Haha, we're going to attack the city. We're all brothers, so we have to have a legitimate reason! Huh?!"

"Go, go, go quickly!"

"The artillery team will be coming up soon, so we should not hurry!" Xiao Jingchuan was being naughty, laughing and urging them on!
"Got it!"

"Just wait and see!" After saying that, Hu Chen turned his horse's head and rushed towards the west gate again!

"Hey, you bastards, listen to me carefully, ah!"

"I don't want to bully the weak. I think we are all brothers, so I want to communicate with you on an equal footing!"

"But in return, you little bastards are really ignorant of the immensity of heaven and earth and humiliate me at will!"

"That's fine! If you're forcing me like that!"

"Well, I won't pretend anymore! Ah! I'm going to show my cards!"

"To tell you the truth, my people are the team that escorts the prince to Beijing!"

"We are going to Nanjing to protect our country!"

"If you know what's best for you, clean up your broken mouths quickly, get down here quickly, and pave the way for clean water to welcome you!"

"Also, there's your General Li!"

"Tell him to get out here right now!"

"Kneel down firmly at the city gate! To welcome the royal division! Ah! To welcome the royal division!" Li Huchen deliberately pretended to be inappropriate and shouted in a daze.

"I bother!"

"Fuck you!"

"You big black guy, even if you take out your yellow brain, it's not as big as my booger!"

"Are you here to deceive people?!"

"Even the prince has moved out!"

"Where is the prince now?!"

"Call him here, let me have a look too!" Xiguan scolded the soldier Ding Jia.

"Humph!"

"Then how can you little brats just see the Crown Prince whenever you want?!" Hu Chen said.

"Go ahead!"

"Want to make money here? You've come to the wrong place!"

"You caught a fake and you dared to show off to me!" "With those 1,800 cowards under your command, you still want to protect the real dragon?"

"I think you don't want to live today!"

"Which mountain did this bandit leader come from to cause trouble here?"

"You have the prince in your hands, huh! Why don't you say that you are the prince? Huh?!"

"Fuck you!"

"I am your father, the emperor?!"

He was in high spirits and was cursing at everyone. He had no control over his words and was talking nonsense, just to vent his anger!
Li Huchen saw that the words shouted at him were extremely disrespectful.

At this moment, more than a thousand soldiers in the army could all hear it!
Then he realized that the plan had succeeded, and he couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart.

Moreover, during this time, he even had time to turn his head back and wink at Xiao Lang, watching the black man's behavior, which was quite funny. It really made people laugh and cry!

"Hey! You little bastard!"

"Who are you scolding?!"

"Where the hell did you learn that nonsense?!"

"How do you, General Li, manage your army?"

"Am I giving you too much face?! Hu?!" Hu Chen took advantage of the opportunity and rushed forward again, trying to distract Li Chengdong from the conversation!

"Hey, you bastard, you dare to challenge our General Li!"

"I am your father!"

"Then our General Li is your royal grandfather!"

"Hey, well, we should at least call him the emperor, right? Ah?! Hahaha." The soldiers were so angry that they shouted out such treasonous words.

After hearing what he said, there was another round of laughter on the city wall, and the cowardly soldier Ding Yi next to him noticed that something was wrong, so he quickly pulled him back and gave him a warning.

"Ouch! What the hell are you talking about?!"

"Are you crazy?!"

"Just based on what you just said, others will remember it. If it were in the past, it would be a serious crime punishable by death and extermination of nine generations of the clan!" Soldier Ding Yi said after waking up.

"Hey! Roll, roll, roll!"

"I'm cursing like crazy here, don't come and swear at me!"

"Those beasts in the front camp are living a life of luxury. They are now drinking, eating meat and playing with women in the city!"

"We were all raised by stepmothers!"

"We are short of money and salary, and now we have to stand guard on the city wall!"

"I'm trying to have fun in this difficult time, just to satisfy my hunger!"

"What's the matter?!"

"Even if the fucking king comes, I'm not afraid!" Soldiers Ding and Jia are full of energy and bite whoever they catch!

"All right! All right!"

"You're not afraid, but I am!"

"We, the brothers, dare not do such a thing with you!"

"You dare to say that the big black guy outside the city is definitely not the one who is here to protect the Crown Prince?!"

"Why did we come to the southwest of the capital? Did you forget?!"

"What if what the other person said is true?"

"You seem to be happy after hearing these words! I, we, have all suffered because of you!" Soldier Ding Yi was also furious.

"Fuck! You crow's mouth, you're not done yet!" Soldier Ding Jia raised his leg and kicked hard to vent his anger.

"I told you not to spoil my fun!"

"You coward!" He cursed and kicked!
"Shit prince!"

"Don't scare me with this!"

"Today, I'm going to curse again!" Soldier Ding Jia's blood was boiling, he was indignant and furious.

"I just don't believe it. What's wrong with scolding him?!"

"Come and kill me, I"

"Ah! Cannons! Cannons, there are cannons coming!" On the Xiguan city wall, many people noticed something was wrong and shouted in fear!
Whizzing!

Whoosh!
Just as soldier Ding Jia was about to swear to the sky, suddenly, a dozen artillery pieces gathered and opened fire one and a half miles to the west behind the cavalry camp!
One shell after another broke through the fog and shot straight towards the west gate of the city!

(End of this chapter)