I'm reborn and I'm an international student again?
Chapter 572: Accepting a Monk
"It's ridiculous to think that I, a top student at Kyoto University, have to be a fortune teller in this crappy temple. That old bastard professor has lost his mind. He insists that scientific perspectives are theology and brings me to a place like this..." The monk touched his painful head and muttered to himself.
This monk is quite interesting.
He doesn't look like someone who grew up in a temple. His speech is a little off-key, and he seems like a monk who changed his job...
"Donor, you've been standing there staring at me for a long time. Do you have any emotional problems that need consultation?"
The monk had already noticed Chen Xi next to him, so he waved at him.
"Master, I like multiple girls at the same time, what should I do?" Chen Xi wanted to tease the monk in front of him, so he asked the same question as the young man just now.
"Oh? Didn't you hear the conversation between me and that person just now? I'm not a parrot..." The monk raised his eyelids, looking nonchalant.
"He likes two women, but I like at least four women. The numbers are different."
"Oh, what do you do for a living?"
"Business."
"Do you have money?"
"It's OK. It's not a problem to feed them."
"Then why bother to think about it? If it were me, I would take them all."
"But, four women together will fight. They say three women make a big show, and I have four."
"Then don't put them together, and make sure everyone is treated equally. Look at the emperors in ancient times, they were unfair, which led to the harem fighting..."
"But how can a bowl of water be kept level?"
"That's right... you're younger than me... and you have four women... I don't even have one yet..."
"Just now I heard you say that you are a top student at Kyoto University, and you seem to be doing scientific research. I wonder what your specific research direction is?"
"What does it have to do with you? Do you want to poach me to your company?" The monk opened his eyes and looked at him.
"Isn't it a waste of talent for a scientific researcher to come here and become a monk?"
"Yes, I think so too. But I am not the kind of nerd who can only tinker with equipment in the laboratory. I am better at turning scientific research results into useful products and then packaging them and selling them."
"Didn't you say you didn't want to come to our company? Why are you deliberately showing off yourself? What you just said sounded like a personal introduction." Chen Xi stared at the big monk in front of him with some amusement.
"For someone as smart as me, the boss needs to be smarter than me. Liu Bei visited Zhuge Liang three times at his cottage before he invited him out. I just rejected him once, and you have an opinion about it?" The monk was stubborn and did not admit what Chen Xi had just said.
Chen Xi also realized that the monk in front of him was a funny guy, even funnier than Chen Fu.
"Oh? Then how can I prove that I'm smarter than you?"
"The questions you just asked me prove that you are not smart, otherwise why would you ask me?" The monk scratched his butt in a rather obscene manner.
"..."
"I'll give you a few brain teasers and see how you react. I like interesting bosses. Work is about making people happy. I don't like serious bosses."
"..."
"Please listen to the question. Fifty men are running naked. Guess a drink."
"..." Chen Xi rolled his eyes after hearing this. What the hell was going on? Although he knew the answer, he was too lazy to answer.
"You don't even know this? Here's another one for you. Five hundred women are running naked. Guess the sport they are doing. If you don't answer this time, you lose!" The monk grinned and kindly reminded her.
"Shot put." Chen Xi answered without hesitation.
"Oh, that's good, very awesome!" The monk gave a thumbs up and praised.
"You're the one asking me questions, so I'll test you too. I'll give you a similar question to what you just asked." Chen Xi thought about it, then suddenly smiled evilly and asked, "Are you familiar with the geography of the mainland?"
"Are you kidding me? I'm a top student at Kyoto University. How could there be something I don't know? Even the geography of the mainland? I know everything about the world!" Seeing that Chen Xi questioned his ability, the monk hurriedly spoke out to prove himself.
"Oh, that's what I said, five hundred women swimming on their backs, hitting one spot. Let me remind you, it's in a watery area."
"Huh? What is this? Why have I never heard of it?" The monk was unable to answer for a moment and scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously.
"Aren't you very smart? You are well-versed in global geography, and yet you can't think of this?" Chen Xi added fuel to the fire, his face full of sarcasm.
This kind of arrogant person needs to be severely hit, otherwise he will not know who he is and how can he be used in the future.
"I can't think of it. You wouldn't just make it up to fool me." Two minutes later, the monk looked at Chen Xi angrily.
"It's stupid, but you still have to find so many excuses."
"What's the answer? Tell me if you can."
“Thousand Island Lake.”
"..."
"This one doesn't count. Here's another one. You didn't answer the first question either, so we're tied now." The monk started to act like a rogue and insisted that Chen Xi continue asking questions.
"Okay, I'll make you admit defeat sincerely. Let me ask you another question. For Westerners taking a hot bath, name a food. For women wearing underwear, name a snack. If you name any one, you will get all of them right."
"Wait a minute, I know this, but I need to think about it." The monk patted his forehead and began to think.
"Hey, I don't know the answer to anything you said. What's the answer?" Three minutes passed and the monk really couldn't think of it. He looked at the person who asked the question with eager eyes.
“Handsome lamb and jelly!”
"I fucking *****"
A few minutes later, Chen Xi stood at the gate and looked at the newly added contact on his phone - Zhang Youting.
He is a top student from Kyoto University, but I don't know how much he is worth. When the time comes, I will bring him to the factory and let my cousin and Chen Fu give him a good beating. He will be like a beast of burden for a few days and then he will behave himself.
"Why are you here? I couldn't find you just now." Zhao Lingshan and Ma Zhongyuan walked towards him.
"I couldn't find you just now either. Did you go to the bathroom and get lost?"
"She went to kneel down and worship the Buddha and make a wish..."
Before Ma Zhongyuan could finish his words, Zhao Lingshan, whose face turned red, covered his mouth.
"Okay, let's get some food and go to the airport." Chen Xi didn't ask any further questions, but looked at the time on his mobile phone and said.
Evening, Mengjia Airport.
"Yuanyuan, let's contact each other through cell phones!"
"Come here to see me often when you have time. My dad won't let me go out, and I'm so bored alone." Ma Zhongyuan held Zhao Lingshan's hand, somewhat reluctant to let her leave.
"Then you will go to the mainland with me?"
"I applied for it that day, but it was not approved." Ma Zhongyuan pretended to cry miserably.
"Okay, okay. I'll come to see you often in the future."
"You said it, don't go back on your word, or your wish won't come true."
"..." Ma Zhongyuan immediately stopped crying and laughed after hearing what Zhao Lingshan said. It would be a shame if she didn't use her acting skills to make a movie.
Chen Xi felt helpless looking at this quirky girl. Recalling the little story that Ma Jiu told him in Beijing accent last night, Chen Xi concluded that everything was genetic.
"What did Yuanyuan's father want to talk to you about? He stayed in the study the whole day."
After getting on the plane, Zhao Lingshan asked in a low voice.
"There are so many people on the plane, it's better not to talk about these things. His identity is very special."
"Tsk, you're still hiding it from me, what's the matter with that Jack?"
"Nothing, I'll deal with him when we get back to Australia." Chen Xi rubbed his injured arm. His whole body was in pain now, and this account would have to be settled sooner or later.
"We are all businessmen. It's best not to get involved with ruffians. People who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes. I don't want to be a widow at such a young age. If you die, I will commit suicide for love."
"Okay, you're making it sound so serious. I'm a person who never gives up. Of course, I have to ensure my own safety. I'm not a gangster. Am I going to fight him with a knife?"
"That's good to know. Your father is getting married. It should be soon."
"Haha, let him settle the trouble first."
Chen Xi sneered, then held Zhao Lingshan's hand and closed his eyes.
He felt very tired from running around these days and needed a good rest.
Two days later, Xinde Technology.
"The goods are available now. I also saw new equipment from JMM and ordered it as well. When the time comes, you can disassemble it and see if you can imitate and improve it. This is Yamamoto's new material. Everyone, take a look." Chen Xi took out a piece of cloth from his body.
"New equipment? What can those guys from the Taiwan area come up with? Huade's equipment has completely overwhelmed them over the years." Hu Jian is still very confident in their own equipment. Except for the software, the ones from the Taiwan area can't compare at all.
"They also hit upon something unexpectedly, and spent a lot of money to develop it. You can take a look at it first and learn from its strengths and make up for its shortcomings."
"How did you sign the order? I didn't expect you to be so capable. You negotiated a big order in just a few days. Didn't the boss give you a hard time?"
"I'm purchasing in the name of another company, and I definitely can't use the name of Xinde. Mr. Wang hates my father to the core. If I say I'm Chen Yifeng's son, he'll probably turn around and kick me out."
When Chen Xi thought of what Wang Defa said, he sighed softly.
His father is a bit similar to the Xu family. He especially likes to cheat people. In any case, many people outside have opinions about him.
"Hahaha, he is already good. But Mr. Zhu..." Hu Jian said this and shook his head with some regret.
"Oh, yes, the cargo issue has been resolved. It's time to go visit him."
"It's probably not as easy as the bend. Think about it, how much money has Ward made over the years? Mr. Zhu was kicked out early, how could he be willing to accept that, unless you make up for all that money."
"Where do I have so much money? Even if I do, I won't give it to them. This is a matter between them..." Chen Xi is not a fool. To spend hundreds of millions just to recruit one person is simply insane.
China is so big that it has no shortage of talent.
"Mom, what are you holding in your arms?"
In the office, Chen Xi looked at a piece of cloth in his mother's arms and asked.
"What should I name the daughter that Diandian's wife gave birth to? Give her an English name, Amy!"
"Haha, this name is so tacky."
Chen Xi started complaining in two lives.
Looking at the puppy in the mother's arms, he thought of how naughty the two little guys were in his previous life.
The house used to be big, and the two puppies could run and play freely in the yard.
After moving into a small house, the dog became a little depressed and didn't want to move.
"Are you still in touch with Uncle Zhu? I want to go visit him."
"No, he probably hates your dad to death. In fact, your dad has been in business for so many years and has many partners, but they all parted ways with him in the end. Because his biggest problem is that he likes to cheat people and never keeps his previous promises." Chen Caiyue said as she put the puppy on the sofa.
"Is there still that Uncle Fang?"
"Hey, how do you know?"
"You mentioned before that they both seemed to be engineers in the past."
"Yes, and your dad pissed off the guy and he went to open a hospital."
"I heard that you are divorced now, and many people are chasing you."
"Who told you that? It's true that someone is pursuing me. I'm not bad looking, isn't it? It's normal for someone to pursue me. They are probably your father's former rivals. One of them was someone your grandfather favored back then, but unfortunately he passed away early..."
"..."
"Your dad is such an actor. When my father died, he went to his grave and cried. He even swore in front of the tombstone that he would treat me well. Look at him now."
"Haha, I've learned that lesson."
Chen Xi smiled. In his previous life, his father had prepared many big cakes for him.
"How about going to Wan District this time? I heard from Liu Peiyun that Shanshan also went with them. You are in a relationship with Saori now, so don't be like your father and have multiple relationships at the same time." This was not the first time Chen Caiyue reminded her son.
"I know...I know."
Chen Xi pretended to understand even though he was confused.
"Buzz."
"Hey, Uncle San. What do you want from me? Huh?"
At this moment, the phone suddenly rang, and the caller was Chen Jingrui.
"Why is your third uncle looking for you? He used to call me to ask for payment of gambling debts. He won't blame you now, right? His family only has money in their eyes. They will only come to you when they need money." After Chen Xi put down the phone, Chen Caiyue said with her hands on her hips.
"You guessed wrong. I'll go over there first and take a look at the situation and then come back to tell you."
"Hey, okay."
Chen Xi looked at the mother in front of him. His mother in this life seemed to be more normal than in the previous life. At least she was more cautious.
Chen Jingrui just called, and his tone was very excited, as if he had done something great.
But Chen Xi knew that things were definitely not that simple.
Because Uncle San just said on the phone that the last matter was settled, and they went to find Chen Yifeng to force him to abdicate, and in the end everyone got something good, including Chen Xi.
Only a fool would believe such a thing. He believed that other people would benefit from it, but when it came to him, Chen Xi would not think that pie would fall from the sky.
After taking a look at the vibrant office building of Xinde Company, Chen Xi got in the car and headed towards Huade.
An hour later, in a cafe near Huade Technology Industrial Park.
"Uncle San, why are you alone? Where are the others?"
"Why call them here? I did everything this time, they are just standing by and pretending." Chen Jingrui crossed his legs, drank coffee, shook his head and talked nonsense. (End of this chapter)
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