I'm reborn and I'm an international student again?
Chapter 596: The North-South War
The big shot is bidding, someone is offering money, so who is paying?
Just think about it...
"I'll donate 100,000!" Soon someone started to donate. The person who made the call was a young man whom Chen Xi didn't know.
"Half a million!"
"Okay, thank you Ms. He for donating 500,000 yuan for the children!" Qiu Libo pointed to a middle-aged woman in the distance.
Chen Xi knew this person. It seemed that he had played the boss in Journey to the West or Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Anyway, it was a relatively retro TV series.
"I'll donate three million!" As the number of times he shouted increased, Shui Ye finally couldn't help but raise his hand.
"Shui Ye is really generous. This donation is worth several million. I heard that Shui Ye is now the top star in the entertainment industry and has filmed a lot of scenes recently. She is really generous. The news is indeed true." Qiu Libo took the microphone and applauded the other party, which made Shui Ye gain a lot of face.
Reporters around also picked up their cameras to capture the scene of Xia Shui Ye donating money.
"five million!"
"I'll donate 5 million too!"
Zhang Moumou and Chen Haige raised their hands one after another.
"As expected of a great director, this is truly extraordinary. Please give some applause to the audience."
"Clap, clap, clap!" Qiulibo took the lead in clapping.
"My little brother and I will donate 10 million!" Suddenly, Jackie Chan took Chen Xi's hand and raised it in the air.
Damn it, brother, why do you have to include me in your donation?
Chen Xi felt a headache and he didn't want to spend this money in vain.
This money is said to be for charity, but where it ultimately goes is still unknown.
"Don't worry, the money is mine!" Jackie Chan, who had seen through Chen Xi's thoughts, winked at him.
"Forehead……"
"Brother, that's right, brother. This little brother of yours is..."
"He is my friend regardless of age difference. He doesn't like to be in the spotlight, so I won't mention his name." Jackie Chan explained for Chen Xi with a smile.
"Okay, okay, the name is not important. Some people just like to do good deeds in obscurity. I can understand that." Qiu Libo smiled and raised the microphone again: "Taking advantage of today's charity gala, I want to announce another happy event, that is, my wedding with Ms. Wu, a famous entrepreneur in Wenou, will also be held here..."
"what?"
"What the hell."
The guests present were stunned when they heard the news.
"Don't be nervous, we Shanghai people don't need to give gifts at weddings. All you need to do is give some applause and blessings." Although Qiu Libo said this, the people present would definitely not be stingy, so there was no difference between saying this and not saying it.
"Now please welcome the host!" someone shouted.
Everyone looked to the side and saw a tall and thin man wearing a black suit and dressed casually walking up.
"It's Chu Yongyuan!" The sharp-eyed people have recognized the man's identity.
That’s right, this is the famous host, Cui Yongyuan.
"Oh, congratulations, you two newlyweds." Just when Qiu Libo and Wu Jie were at a loss, Cui Yongyuan took the lead in greeting them.
"Well...originally the wedding was going to have a skit show, like the one between me, Benshan, and Song Dandan. But I think it's a little inappropriate for this occasion, because this is a place for drinking coffee, and the skit would be performed by people who eat garlic." Cui Yongyuan said something shocking as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Hahaha." Everyone present burst into laughter after hearing this.
This story happened a long time ago. Back then, Qiu Libo was a famous actor in Shanghai style mussels. At that time, there was a saying on the Internet that there was Guo Degang in the north and Qiu Libo in the south.
However, during the show, Qiu Libo openly stated that others wanted to get him and Guo Degang to perform on the same stage.
He personally declined the offer outright, because how could a garlic eater and a coffee eater get together?
These words show complete contempt for the other party, and the person feels that he is elegant, and he also mocks the crosstalk performers for wearing long gowns.
It is said that it is already the 21st century, but he is still wearing a long gown and a pair of black cloth shoes. If he appears at night, he will look like a zombie from the Qing Dynasty.
In short, Qiu Libo feels that his talk show is more elegant, while his crosstalk is more rustic.
Qiu Libo on the stage could only laugh awkwardly after hearing what Cui Yongyuan said, while Chen Xi watched it all with great interest.
Speaking of Qiu Libo's talk show, he still likes to watch it very much, but he can't understand Guo Degang's crosstalk at all.
On the other hand, Shi Tao is a fan of crosstalk. Whenever Guo Degang performs, Shi Tao will go to watch.
Although Chen Xi doesn't like watching crosstalk, he will not belittle the badness of crosstalk. It is entirely a matter of personal preference.
Qiu Libo likes to stir up issues concerning the North and South regions. In Chen Xi's opinion, only a child would do such a thing.
"Haha, what is elegant and what is vulgar. Someone said that listening to symphonic music is elegant, but watching crosstalk is vulgar. Listening to celebrities' lip-syncing is elegant! Watching original works on the Internet is vulgar! Let's divide it this way: watching body art is elegant, but couples telling dirty jokes is vulgar! Drinking coffee is elegant, but eating garlic is vulgar. Mr. Gorky taught us to say go to hell!" At this time, another person appeared on the stage.
He was wearing a black gown, black cloth shoes, and holding a microphone in his chubby hands. It was Guo Gang.
"Hahaha." The audience were amused by the two people's singing in unison.
The most important thing is that they were a little unhappy with what Qiu Libo had just done.
"Drinking coffee with garlic, the sky and the autumn water are the same color. There are many elegant people. Even if they spray perfume, I can smell the odor of scum. The classical Chinese says it well, a boy is not qualified to make plans. Elegance is not pretended, only grandsons pretend." Guo Degang said again.
"Hahaha."
I have to say that this crosstalk actor has a very sharp tongue and he shows no mercy to his opponents at all.
If it were any other time, Qiu Libo would have fought back. But today was his wedding day, so he could only stand aside with a smile. Wu Jie also had a smile on his face, but his eyes kept looking for Tong Xiaoyao.
"I didn't receive your invitation today, but I just barged in. Why? Because I have admired Qiu Libo since I was a child. I grew up reading his books."
"Haha."
This time it was Cui Yongyuan who spoke, and he made Chen Haige grin and laugh.
"Um... this... is like this... Brother Cui, you... can tease me, but you can't tease me! Saying that you have watched me grow up since I was a child..." Qiu Libo really couldn't bear it anymore and could only retort.
"No, you misunderstood. What I just said was that I grew up reading your books. Your two representative works are "The Storm" and "The Great Change of Mountain Village"."
"Hahaha." This time Zhang Moumou couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The author of the two books that Cui Yongyuan just mentioned is also called Qiu Libo, but he is not the Qiu Libo on the stage.
"Haha, there's also a Modu branch." Qiu Libo asked with a black face.
"Oh, I didn't know it was you before I came. I was wondering why Mr. Qiu was in such good health and got married again."
"Haha." This time it was Jackie Chan's turn to laugh.
"Although both of them are Qiu Libo, this Qiu Libo is also amazing. The output value he creates per year is nearly 200 million! I heard that the profit is also nearly 200 million!"
"Hahaha, this is too much. You've said a bit too much." After hearing this, Qiulibo laughed, trying to ease the embarrassment at the moment.
What does this mean? Those present here all understand. "I see many people here are laughing. They are all entrepreneurs. They know what's going on." Cui Yongyuan raised his lips and pointed at several famous bosses present.
"Hey, China is so big, and a Qiu Libo like this only appears once every fifty years." Chui Yongyuan stretched out a hand.
"Haha, no, no, Teacher Yu just said a hundred years." Qiu Libo wanted to use someone as a shield and immediately pointed to the place where Yu Qiu originally sat. However, the other party had already taken the opportunity to go to the toilet.
"Is Teacher Yu here too? I didn't see him." Chui Yongyuan looked around.
"Um...he didn't come, he didn't come." Qiu Libo could only respond awkwardly.
"Oh, he didn't come. If he didn't come, his words don't count."
"Hahaha."
Chui Yongyuan's words brought laughter from many people.
Shit, you’re here to mess things up today, who invited you?
Qiu Libo was a little confused. He communicated with Wu Jie beside him with his eyes, asking who hired these two guys, but Wu Jie pretended not to know. In her heart, she still wanted to protect Tong Xiaoyao.
Little did he know that Cui Yongyuan's next words would be even more sharp.
He just said: "I admire your mother the most. I don't know how she raised you without the help of the police."
"Haha." These words made Qiu Libo laugh again, but his laugh was uglier than crying.
Why did Cui Yongyuan say this? It’s because Qiu Libo has many stories behind the scenes.
For example, when his ex-wife's father disagreed with their marriage, Qiu Libo blinded him and eventually went to jail.
Cui Yongyuan's words were simply a slap in his face.
"Um... Wu Jie, I think you are very lucky to be able to marry Qiu Libo. Do you know how many girls have verbally expressed their desire to marry him? Yes, I think you are really the happiest person in the world."
"Yes, yes, yes." Although there was nothing wrong with this statement, Wu Jie didn't think so. She responded to Cui Yongyuan with an unhappy expression.
"I've been to many weddings, but this is the only one that was dressed up as a charity."
"Ha ha ha ha."
To say the previous words, Cui Yongyuan only put in a little effort, but this sentence was explosive.
He directly pointed out that the purpose of this wedding was not simple.
Chen Xi also laughed.
Because, in the previous life, everyone who came here today left with a gloomy face.
That’s because Qiu Libo asked these people to pay membership fees in the name of charity.
In the end, all the money went into the foundation he founded. But when the foundation donated money, there was no name of other stars, but Qiu Libo's name.
In other words, all the money donated by those who attended today has been wasted.
"Brother Long, you already know the reason for today's incident, why are you still here?" Chen Xi asked puzzledly.
"Hey, dishonest people need to be taught a lesson." Before Jackie Chan could speak, Chen Haige next to him interrupted.
"Well, actually this is the style of our comrade Xiao Chui. Although your words are a bit too much, you are kind-hearted in your heart. We are not only charitable in appearance, we are also charitable when we take off our underwear." Qiu Libo was also anxious, and quickly picked up the microphone to respond, and the original Brother Chui became Xiao Chui.
Because if he doesn't speak up, then there will be big trouble.
"Well, you are going to marry him in the future..."
"Not later, but now."
After Cui Yongyuan spoke, Qiu Libo corrected him again.
"Haha, there are so many interesting things in your mainland." Ren Xianqi in the audience turned his head and looked at Shui Ye.
"Hehe." Shui Ye smiled awkwardly and didn't want to explain more.
"Now, it's because I didn't go on stage just now. If I went on stage and spoke, do you think she would still be so determined?" Cui Yongyuan looked at Wu Jie again, but Wu Jie lowered her head and did not respond.
Seeing that Cui Yongyuan was going too far, Qiu Libo hugged Wu Jie, looked directly at the audience and said, "After our brother Cui finishes speaking, my wife will really know that not everyone in this world is a good person."
"Haha, this world isn't full of good people. Well, it's made up of bad people and good people, but actually what we'd rather see is bad people becoming good people!" Cui is always worthy of being a famous talker, no matter what Qiu Libo says, he can always retort.
This made Qiu Libo stammer, "Yes... it's like this... I... I remember that my senior brother Professor Qian Wenzhong once said something. Our Master Ji Xianlin once told him not to try to change a bad person, because a bad person himself doesn't think he is a bad person."
Cui Yongyuan's brain reacted quickly. After thinking for two seconds, he started to fight back: "Although you are so confident, I tell you, you are wrong. That is not what Master Ji Xianlin said to everyone. That is what Mr. Ji Xianlin said to Qian Wenzhong."
"Are you trying to say that telling Qian Wenzhong was targeting me?" Qiu Libo forced a smile. He didn't expect the other party to say that, so he laughed at himself.
"Yes, that's specific." After mocking Qiu Libo, Cui Yongyuan changed the subject and directed it to Wu Jie: "When you marry Qiu Libo, you will take a lot of risks every day. Do you care?"
"I don't mind. I think he is a very cute big boy." Even with so many people at the scene, wealthy woman Wu Jie still chose to support her husband.
"I don't think you care, because you gave up your business for him. Do you know which four words are most appropriate to describe giving up your business and marrying him?" Cui Yongyuan asked again.
"Well...I am very proud of my husband's talent and his filial piety to his parents."
"You just said more than four words."
"Forehead……"
"Let me help you shorten it. It was just a moment of confusion."
"Hahaha."
A woman sitting in the audience covered her mouth and laughed.
Lu Yu is also a host. She usually makes people embarrassed, but this time she met her senior.
"Brother, are you here to ruin things today or to congratulate us?" Qiu Libo didn't care and asked with a smile.
"Libo, I think you should also believe in us. Guo Degang and I may say harsh words on the surface, but we can always be your friends. Because, we say harsh words to your face and behind your back." Cui Yongyuan's words made Qiu Libo laugh for a while, but he soon thought of how to fight back.
In such a conference, not being aggressive might have a better effect, so he pretended to be humble and said, "Hey, there is one thing about Brother Cui that is not so good. He is often like this. Because we often have activities, he will ignore a word I say in a big occasion. But I have to be humble. People from the south should always be humble to people from the north. We are more polite. He often comes to the bathroom and says to me, Bobo, don't mind, I said a little too much before, just to say hello. I will say, I hope that if you offend me in the bathroom in the future, you can apologize to me on the table."
Qiu Libo said this, meaning that Cui Yongyuan would apologize to him privately later. But Cui Yongyuan would not buy his words, and directly retorted: "He forgot why I took him to the toilet, because my life motto is in the toilet, which is a small step forward, a big step towards civilization."
Cui Yongyuan's words were very sophisticated. He was telling everyone that Qiu Libo's character was only worth a civilized slogan in the toilet. He simply looked down on Qiu Libo. If such a person could take a small step forward, it would be a miracle of civilization.
And what he meant by this was that today's wedding stage is inseparable from the toilet.
"Wonderful, wonderful." Chen Xi smiled and shook his head.
Jin Nana and Saori were a little confused.
The conversation between the two people on the stage just now was full of hidden meanings. Although the two foreigners could understand the surface meaning, they could not understand the deeper meaning. (End of this chapter)
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