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Chapter 80: The fart shocked everyone, Yu Yuan was desperate
Chapter 80: The fart shocked everyone, Yu Yuan was desperate
Hearing Yu Yuanzhen say this, Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
From the moment he obtained the third soul ring, Yu Xiaogang had decided that he would never use his first and second soul skills again.
These two hundred-year spirit rings should be treated as if they never existed.
However, his father had given the order in public, and he did not dare to disobey.
Yu Yuanzhen is a very strong person, and his words are always law in the sect.
Especially in such a public occasion, if you ignore his words, it would be the same as challenging his authority.
But if I use my first and second soul skills, wouldn't it be a huge embarrassment in this situation...
Yu Xiaogang was still hesitating, with a conflict between his conscience and his desires in his mind.
Yu Yuanzhen had already frowned, with a look of displeasure on his face.
"Xiao Gang, what are you still standing there for? Hurry up and use your first and second soul skills. Use all your strength!"
Urged by Yu Yuanzhen, Yu Xiaogang knew that he would not be able to escape today.
If anyone is to blame, it's only himself. In order to appear smart, he didn't confront his father in advance.
So much so that now, he has shot himself in the foot.
Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth and had no choice but to go for it.
He immediately shouted:
"Farts like thunder, earth-shattering Tyrannosaurus Rex!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Xiaogang's first soul ring instantly burst into yellow light.
Then he turned around abruptly and aimed his butt towards Yu Yuanzhen.
Puff~~~~~!!!
A dull roar echoed throughout the fighting arena.
A black hole also appeared in Yu Xiaogang's pants, and a shit-yellow smoke instantly spurted out.
The originally noisy fighting arena suddenly fell into deathly silence.
Yu Yuanzhen was also dumbfounded. He never expected that after Yu Xiaogang's martial soul "evolved" into the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex, his soul skills did not change.
At this time, after Yu Xiaogang shouted that strange soul spell, his sense of shame had been reduced a lot.
All things are difficult at the beginning, but once you have done it the first time, it will be much easier to accept it later.
So, Yu Xiaogang did not stop for a moment, and even did not turn his body back, and directly activated his second soul skill.
"Farts like smoke, hypnotizing the sleeping Tyrannosaurus Rex!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Xiaogang's second soul ring also emitted a yellow light.
The next moment, accompanied by another roar, shit-yellow smoke spurted out again.
Puff~~~~~!!!
The two streams of smoke almost shook Yu Yuan to pieces, shattering his Taoist heart.
Such a weird soul skill is simply a shame to the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex's martial spirit!
This second fart had a hypnotic effect, and Yu Yuanzhen accidentally inhaled a large mouthful.
At this time, I also felt a little dizzy.
Yu Xiaogang took advantage of this moment to release his third soul skill again and slapped Yu Yuanzhen with one claw.
Yu Yuanzhen was a little upset and no longer had any desire to help his son show off.
With a casual slap, Yu Xiaogang was immediately knocked back a few steps.
Immediately afterwards, Yu Yuanzhen waved his hand, using his soul power to stimulate the air flow and blow away the fart mist.
However, the fighting arena of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex family was built at a high price as an enclosed indoor venue.
This fart mist is so thick that even when diluted by the air, it is still full of stench.
The family members in the audience originally had strange expressions on their faces, but they couldn't help laughing at Yu Xiaogang's performance.
However, at this moment, everyone was petrified. They could barely breathe, and the stench filled their noses. They immediately began to doubt their lives.
"vomit!!!"
The sound of retching was incessant, and even Yu Tianheng and Yu Tianxin, who had come from afar to participate in the competition, turned green in the face.
I have to say that Yu Xiaogang's farting soul skill is still somewhat useful. It directly knocked down a large group of people in this closed room.
At this moment, more than 90% of the people in the sect cursed Yu Xiaogang harshly a hundred times in their hearts.
I thought there would be some earth-shattering changes when the loser returned, and there was such a big fuss, but in the end he is still a loser who can only fart.
Feeling everyone's emotions, Yu Xiaogang suddenly looked a little embarrassed.
He covered the hole in his pants at the back, looking embarrassed, and quickly left the fighting arena through the exit.
Yu Yuanzhen no longer had the intention to stay any longer, so he told the others to continue hosting the competition while he left.
Those who stayed to participate in the competition were in trouble. The ventilation of this fighting arena was not very good, and the stench lingered for a long time, which was simply torture.
In this situation, everyone couldn't help but curse Yu Xiaogang in their hearts.
……
After the competition was over, Yu Yuanzhen sat on a rattan chair in the sect’s side hall, picked up the fragrant tea on the table and took a sip.
Opposite him stood a woman who looked to be around thirty years old.
The woman was quite pretty, with her hands tangled together and a respectful look on her face.
Her name is Yu Xiaoning. She is Yu Xiaogang's childhood playmate and has had a special liking for Yu Xiaogang since childhood.
In order to wait for Yu Xiaogang, she has not married yet in her thirties and is still single.
Yu Yuanzhen put down his teacup, his face serious, and said to Yu Xiaoning:
"Xiao Ning, I know your feelings for Xiao Gang very well. I want to ask you, after so many years, do you still like Xiao Gang?"
Yu Xiaoning's eyes lit up, and she said a little stiffly:
"Master, my feelings towards Xiaogang will never change."
Yu Yuanzhen couldn't help but sigh that Xiaogang's talent was not very good, but he was popular with women.
In addition to Yu Xiaoning in front of him, there are many female disciples in the sect who once fell in love with Yu Xiaogang.
However, among these female disciples, the one with the best talent is Yu Xiaoning, who has reached the level of Soul Saint at the age of less than 40.
Yu Yuanzhen looked seriously into Yu Xiaoning's eyes and said:
"Xiao Ning, Xiao Gang finally came back this time, I don't want to miss the opportunity again."
"No matter what, I want him to leave a child behind before he leaves. This mission requires great sacrifice. Are you up to it?"
"If you don't want to do this, it doesn't matter. I will find someone else."
Yu Yuanzhen’s greatest hope is to let Yu Xiaogang leave offspring.
Since this account is useless, we can only place our hopes on the next generation.
Just like Yu Tianheng and Yu Tianxin, they are both important forces for the sect's future, and there must be no gap when it comes to Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaoning's eyes lit up when she heard Yu Yuanzhen's words.
This is exactly what she wanted!
Over the years, Yu Xiaoning had wanted to make things a fait accompli with Yu Xiaogang countless times.
It’s a pity that I never got the chance.
Now, with the sect leader's oral order, she would have no scruples about doing it.
Therefore, Yu Xiaoning bowed solemnly and said word by word:
"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"
Yu Yuanzhen's expression relaxed and his eyes were filled with relief.
"Xiao Gang, don't blame me. I am doing this for your own good. As long as you keep the child, I won't worry about where you go in the future."
"You've been away from home for so many years, and there hasn't been any success in carrying on the family line... This is the only solution."
(End of this chapter)
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