Douluo: Wuhun Dragon Roar Spear, I, the Lord of the North
Chapter 56: The Prison Anus Who Fell in Love with the Special Treatment Fluid
Chapter 56: The Prison Anus Who Fell in Love with the Special Treatment Fluid
Inside a somewhat dilapidated wooden house.
At this time, Yu Xiaogang was lying on the bed wailing, and Flanders was sitting beside the bed with a helpless look on his face.
"Xiao Gang! I've checked it for you and it's still usable. Why don't you believe it?"
"Flanders, you are lying. You are still lying to me!"
Yu Xiaogang roared at Flanders madly.
Since he woke up, he had been trying to help his brother to his feet.
But until now, no matter what method he used, his brother was like a pile of mud and could not be helped up.
He started roaring at Flanders in frustration again.
"My brother died young before he could even use it on 'them'."
"Flender, you bastard, why? Why didn't you kill Liu Yanyang, the fallen soul master?"
Yu Xiaogang was like a ghost. Regardless of his unhealed injuries, he grabbed Flanders' collar with both hands and looked at him with resentment on his face.
"Xiao Gang, there may be a Titled Douluo behind Liu Yanyang!"
Flanders explained earnestly, and then spoke angrily.
"You shouldn't say Liu Yanyang is a fallen spirit master without any evidence. If the Titled Douluo behind him gets angry, Shrek Academy will be buried with you because of your words."
Yu Xiaogang took two steps back in fear. If there really was a Titled Douluo, not to mention his little brothers, even he might not be able to protect himself.
Flanders walked forward, patted Yu Xiaogang on the shoulder, and said helplessly.
"Xiao Gang, don't think too much and have a good rest. I'm leaving first."
After saying this, Flanders shook his head and left the wooden house.
Watching Flanders disappear, Yu Xiaogang lay helplessly on the bed, the resentment in his eyes still there, and he cursed Liu Yanyang in his heart.
"Teacher, are you okay? I'm here to see you!" Tang San's weak voice came from outside the door.
Yu Xiaogang was overjoyed. He had a good disciple (experimental subject) and immediately said, "Come in!"
Tang San gently pushed open the door, walked to the bed, and saw Yu Xiaogang's pale and haggard face. His anger surged again.
Then, he slammed his knees hard on the ground with a sad and angry sound.
"It is my incompetence that has caused my teacher to suffer such great humiliation."
Seeing this scene, Yu Xiaogang was inexplicably moved. He immediately endured the discomfort in his body, helped Tang San up, and patted his shoulder.
"You are worthy of being the teacher's good disciple!"
Then, the two of them looked at each other, with an expression of deep affection between master and disciple.
"Teacher, are you feeling better?" Tang San asked with a worried look on his face.
"I have a special healing fluid here that works wonders for healing injuries."
As he spoke, he took out a green medicine bottle from "Twenty-Four Bridges on a Moonlit Night" and handed it to Yu Xiaogang.
"Really?" Yu Xiaogang took the medicine bottle with some excitement.
Seeing Tang San nod slightly, Yu Xiaogang immediately opened the bottle cap. A scent of herbs wafted out, making him feel happy both physically and mentally. Then, he took a big sip without caring about anything.
The effect of the medicine gradually took effect, and Yu Xiaogang felt comfortable all over. Then, he was surprised to find that his brother stood up and was even "stronger" than before.
If it was a bean sprout before, it is now as big as two bean sprouts.
He couldn't help but raise his head slightly, a look of confidence and pride appearing on his face.
"Teacher, are you okay?" Seeing Yu Xiaogang's strange expression, Tang San asked more worriedly.
Yu Xiaogang coughed twice awkwardly, then looked at Tang San with shining eyes and said.
"Xiao San, can you leave this medicine to the teacher?" Tang San's face changed drastically. This was Xiao Wu's. However, seeing Yu Xiaogang's eyes full of expectation, he said helplessly.
"Since the teacher needs it, leave it all to the teacher!"
Before Tang San finished speaking, Yu Xiaogang immediately put the medicine into the storage soul guide. This was a treasure that could give his brother a new life, so he had to keep it well.
Afterwards, seeing Tang San looking somewhat lost, he thought that Tang San was still brooding over his loss to Liu Yanyang.
Yu Xiaogang immediately coughed twice and used his PUA skills.
"Xiao San, don't be disappointed or worried. A 19-year-old quasi-Soul King is indeed rare."
"But the teacher believes that you will definitely reach the Soul King level earlier than Liu Yanyang."
"Moreover, you have twin martial souls, and your second martial soul is the world's number one weapon martial soul - Clear Sky Hammer."
"Then Liu Yanyang's Dragon Roar Spear is not as good as your Clear Sky Hammer. You are just at a disadvantage because of your age."
"I dare say that in a competition of the same level, Liu Yanyang will not be your opponent."
"Think about it, once you cultivate your Blue Silver Grass to level 60, we can add a spirit ring to the Clear Sky Hammer."
His expression gradually became agitated, and his voice began to tremble with excitement.
“When the time comes, with a Clear Sky Hammer that is fully endowed with ten-thousand-year spirit rings, who on this continent will be your opponent! What can Liu Yanyang do to you!”
After drinking a big bowl of chicken soup for the soul, Tang San, who was just feeling disappointed because of losing the medicine Xiao Wu sent him.
His whole body seemed to be energized by chicken blood. He put his loss behind him and stood up quickly with his eyes shining.
"Yeah, Liu Yanyang is nothing, he is just a native of Douluo Continent. I have the peerless talent of twin martial spirits, the Xuantian Gong, and the guidance of my mentor Yu Xiaogang. How can Liu Yanyang beat me? How can he beat me?"
Seeing Tang San's confident and arrogant look, Yu Xiaogang nodded slightly. It must be that his PUA method was effective.
Afterwards, the master and disciple began to flatter each other until very late at night, and then Tang San left with great satisfaction.
……
The next morning.
Yu Xiaogang woke up early, carefully took out the medicine and took a sip.
The feeling of physical and mental pleasure came over him again, and Xiao Xiaogang "swelled" instantly. He immediately moved his right hand, and couldn't wait to reward himself with a shot.
After about ten seconds, Yu Xiaogang let out a long sigh and entered sage mode.
Stroking the medicine bottle in his hand, which he regarded as a treasure, he decided to take a few sips every day, and strive to develop an "unbreakable little anus".
Then let "Dong'er" and "Long'er" experience what ecstasy moments are.
If Liu Yanyang saw this scene, he would definitely burst out laughing. I wonder what expression Yu Xiaogang would have when he found out that his lower body was missing.
……
Two days later.
The Shrek people were summoned to the playground again, and Yu Xiaogang walked in front of everyone with a rosy face.
He raised his head slightly, straightened his back, looked at everyone seriously and said.
"In the next few months, I will give you special training. I hope you can stick with it."
Then he pointed to the backpack at the village gate, which contained varying numbers of stones.
"The names have been labeled on the backpacks. Everyone who carries their own backpacks must not use soul power and must run back and forth to Soto City 10 times."
"When you finish running, you can eat. Remember, from now on, you are a team. If one person doesn't finish, no one will have food."
Yu Xiaogang said this very confidently, this is his exclusive secret recipe for exercise.
(End of this chapter)
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