Douluo: Modify the plot, all members start to abstract

Chapter 27 Tang San pulled a big lump

"what!"

"I'm not qualified?"

Tang San was stunned when he heard these four words.

I went through so much hardship to enroll in Shrek Academy.
He couldn’t even get through the second level?

"Impossible. How did you know I had no potential with just one blow?"

Lu Qibin knew that Dai Mubai thought highly of Tang San, so he explained a few more words.

"You are a strong attack spirit master with no attack power. Do you think you have great potential?"

According to Tang San's personality, he wouldn't explain much.

But now, in order to obey my wife's words and enter Shrek Academy,
At this time, I can only prove myself.

"My attack lies in soul skills, and the attack power is very strong."

"Oh?"

Lu Qibin raised his eyebrows.

"Your soul skill attack power is very strong?"

"If that's the case, it's not impossible for me to let you pass this level."

Tang San's second soul ring flashed.
The second soul skill was used directly.

Fart!

His figure quickly began to swell up.
Immediately after that, the first soul ring flashed.
"First Soul Skill,"

"Farting is like hammering iron, gather your strength and hammer Tang San's fart!"

Tang San aimed the blue silver hammer at the iron stake in front of him with his back to Lu Qibin.

[Tang San is ready to give Lu Qibin a big show...]

Ye Fan suddenly had an idea.
I'm tired of farting all the time.
"Change it to la in the future."

【Successfully modified,】

[Tang San prepared to pull a big one for Lu Qibin to show off...]

At this time, Tang San was preparing to throw the Blue Silver Hammer in his hand in coordination with Fart.
Suddenly he felt his stomach rumbling.
not good!

On the other side, Lu Qibin felt something was wrong when he heard Tang San's disgusting soul curse.

A charged fart?
Or a powerful fart to your own face?
He quickened his pace and dodged backwards.

"boom!"

A huge mushroom cloud rose up in Shrek Academy.

With one fart, Tang San's pants were torn to pieces.
But this is not the end.

In the yellow smoke that filled the sky,
Lu Qibin saw at a glance that there was something special coming out along with the yellow smoke.

The water rushed down in a torrent and shot straight towards Lu Qibin.

"Don't embarrass me, an old man!"

Lu Qibin quickly dodged to the side.
But as Tang San moved, he headed towards Lu Qibin accurately.

No matter how Lu Qibin hides,
Tang San only needs to adjust the angle slightly to accurately aim at Lu Qibin.

It was as if it was specially prepared for him.

"This sinister boy,"

"Did you see that you couldn't get by with me, so you decided to just give up and disgust me before leaving?"

Lu Qibin came up with a quick idea.

The index finger and middle finger of his right hand overlapped, firmly holding his martial soul Xingluo chess.
With a flick of his finger,
The black chess piece is advancing bravely.
Face the difficulties head on.

"puff!"

A chess piece shot in and directly blocked the place where the water was flowing.

Lu Qibin finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"what!"

Then there was a howl of pain.
"what!"

Lu Qibin threw the chess piece with a little too much force in his haste.

This chess piece is blocking the hole a bit too deeply.

It was even more intense than the battle between Dai Mubai and Tang San.

Tang San fell to the ground with a thud, blood gushing out.

The rest of the people were also very confused.
Explosion, this is really too explosive.

Shrek Academy has really become Shit Lake Academy. This is truly the biggest scandal since the establishment of the academy.

"Tang San!"

Lu Qibin's good teeth were almost bitten into gaps.

Not only was Tang San disgusting him,

Especially his martial soul, Xingluoqi,

The martial soul is dirty!
Will this still work in the future?
It makes me sick just thinking about it.

I am so old, and I suddenly encountered such a thing. It is really unlucky.
There is no guarantee for the late festival!
Pick it up and use it again?
Although the martial soul will not bring back anything after it turns into soul power.

But it's impossible to say that I don't feel uncomfortable.

Tang San was in great pain at this moment.
I felt a foreign object in my body.

He couldn't imagine why this happened today.

After so many years of farting, my proficiency has actually decreased, and I accidentally let out something else.

It is impossible to enter Shrek Academy at this time.
Thinking of this, Tang San sighed, found a robe from the storage soul guide, put it on and was about to leave.

"stop!"

"You made a big mistake in Shrek Academy, and you want to leave so easily?"

Lu Qibin hurriedly called Tang San to stop.
He held a long branch in both hands and appeared in front of Tang San to block it.

On the one hand, it was to prevent Tang San from escaping, and on the other hand, he was afraid of disgusting himself.

"So what do you want?"

Tang San knew that he was wrong, but he still had to think about how to get back on his feet.

"No need to say more, pay the money."

"Five hundred gold soul coins."

Lu Qibin directly stated his purpose.
The biggest problem for Shrek Academy is funding.

I have been a teacher here for so many years.

To some extent, he was also influenced by Flanders' greedy nature.

"Five hundred gold soul coins!"

When Tang San heard the high price of 500 gold soul coins,
My body trembled.
One of them couldn't hold it in and immediately defecated another big lump.

"YUE!"

Lu Qibin vomited it all up.

As for Ye Fan and his companions, they had already retreated far away.
But I didn't go to the fourth level.
You still have to eat the melon.

"Why have I never found Tang San so disgusting before?"

Xiao Wu's face was twisted into a knot.

The thought of living in the same dormitory with him for six years makes me feel extremely sick.

Zhu Zhuqing also frowned.
Dai Mubai couldn't bear to look at it and turned his head away. Was he going to fight this thing?

Ning Rongrong didn't react at all, obviously she was well-informed.

Fortunately, this guy named Tang San did not enroll in school with her, otherwise she would have to consider leaving.

"Tang San is really a very capable human being."

Ye Fan sighed.

"Huh? What do you mean?"

The four of them were stunned for a moment.

"If the word 'human' is used a little more, wouldn't it sound like shit?"

"Hahahaha!"

In an instant, several people couldn't help but burst out laughing, even the cold Zhu Zhuqing burst out laughing.

What a great guy, Tang Dafen.

One pile down,
Tang San's face was full of embarrassment, but he recovered quickly.
But the more you pull, the bolder you become.
I've already lost so much face, so a little more won't make a difference.

"I can't possibly give you 500 gold soul coins,"

"This Shrek Academy is not even worth 500 gold soul coins."

"You and I want so much!"

"And I applied so much fertilizer, you should pay me."

(End of this chapter)