Douluo: Modify the plot, all members start to abstract

Chapter 66: Tang San is rejected for admission again, Tang San's professional habits explode
at last,

Yu Xiaogang spun all the farts in,
I closed my eyes slightly and began to recall the feeling just now.

"The feeling of this fart really makes me intoxicated."

It would be better if I didn't say this.
As soon as they said it, everyone almost vomited.

"Xiao Gang, you want to do this kind of thing,"

"Can you please not do this in public?"

Flanders was very helpless.

The last time Dai Mubai tasted Oscar's sausage in public,
Now Yu Xiaogang is tasting Tang San's fart in public again.

Has the flavor of Shrek Academy changed a bit?

Yu Xiaogang climbed up from the ground.
Doing this in public,
Although it feels great, it is a bit embarrassing.

Tang San was also quite embarrassed.

Yu Xiaogang quickly changed the subject.

"Teacher Zhao, such a long time has passed,"

"Tang San's assessment is over, right?"

"Don't default on your debt. It's been so long."

"That incense has long since burned out,"

"It was you who didn't attack Tang San just now, so don't blame Tang San."

He really and urgently needs Tang San to join Shrek Academy.

Zhao Wuji was also very resentful at this time.

Who would feel good if they were hit by a poisonous fart?

But at this time, Tang San could only be allowed to enter the academy.
After all, what was said before has already been said.

"If that's the case, then Tang San will..."

Ma Hongjun suddenly interrupted Zhao Wuji's words.
"Wait a moment"

"What's wrong?" Zhao Wuji glared at him, feeling quite annoyed at this moment.

"That incense stick seems to have gone out, but it hasn't burned out yet."

Ma Hongjun pointed at the incense sticks stuck in the ground.

Everyone looked towards the incense stick.

Sure enough, the tip of the incense had gone out long ago.
It even broke into several pieces.

It seems that the fart was too strong and suppressed the fragrance.
In addition, it seemed that the blue silver hammer thrown by Tang San later happened to hit the incense stick, breaking it into several pieces.

moment,

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San became somewhat awkward.
"That's long enough, surely."

"enough?"

"That's bullshit. I said one stick of incense, but now the incense hasn't burned out, so it doesn't count."

Zhao Wuji was angry to begin with, and he suddenly walked towards Tang San.

With a slap, Tang San flew out heavily.

Then he clapped his hands and said,

"Unqualified, get out."

Yu Xiaogang was stunned.
But then he quickly went to help Tang San.
And when he came to Tang San,
Suddenly I felt a little dizzy.
His body felt a little weak and he fell headfirst onto Tang San.

Tang San, who was supposed to be taken care of,

Now is the time to take care of people.
"Teacher, teacher!"

"teacher!"

Tang San shouted anxiously.

"Xiao Ao, make a detoxifying sausage for the master to eat."

"Then transform it into a recovery sausage for Tang San to eat."

Flanders said lightly,

"The fart you just released was full of toxins. Now all the toxins have been absorbed by him. If he isn't poisoned, who will be?"

"I don't know how they were able to generate such a strong absorption force."

“It can be used as a vacuum cleaner.”

Ye Fan couldn't help but smile in his heart.
Yu Xiaogang brand vacuum cleaner, consumes one fart at a time.

Oscar shouted his soul spell reluctantly.
"I have a little sausage,"

"I have a big sausage,"

He took the small sausage and the big sausage and handed them to Tang San.

As for feeding Yu Xiaogang, let Tang San do it himself. Tang San looked at the two things in his hands and was a little unsure.
I felt very sick when I thought about that soul curse.

This was his first time coming into contact with Oscar's soul skills, and he had not undergone any adaptive training like the others.

Let your wife eat other people’s sausages?

This……

How could this happen?
Yu Xiaogang can only eat his own food.
How can I eat Oscar's...

"Tang San, what are you dithering about?"

Flanders shouted to Tang San,
"Do you want your teacher to die from the poison?"

"Don't think about so many useless soul spells,"

"The point is its practical use,"

"The key is to rescue Yu Xiaogang!"

Although Tang San was not yet a student of Shrek Academy at this time,

But Flanders had already regarded him as
Because in his opinion, sooner or later,
Such a student must be accepted, but the matter of the twin martial spirits cannot be told to anyone for the time being.

The fewer people who know, the better.

Tang San gritted his teeth and stuffed the detoxifying sausage into Yu Xiaogang's mouth.
Fortunately, there is no need to detoxify the sausage in one go, you can feel it as soon as you put it in your mouth.

Yu Xiaogang's face had turned a little green, but it was slowly recovering at this time.

Then it was Tang San's turn to eat Oscar's big sausage.
Tang San ate Oscar's recovery sausage with ease.
Not affected by those disgusting soul curses at all.

This made Flanders look at Tang San with great satisfaction.
Just stuff it into your mouth.

Yes, Tang San is very adaptable, no worse than others.

But just when Tang San stuffed the recovery sausage into his mouth and prepared to eat it,
He quickly spat it out.

Everyone was stunned.

What is Tang San doing?

Eat it if you want, or don't eat it if you don't.

What's the matter with you eating and not eating?

Then something even more explosive happened.
Tang San began to repeat the action just now.

Skilled, quite skilled!

All the people present were shocked.
What is Tang San doing?
Disgusting, really disgusting!

Several girls quickly turned their heads and hid behind Ye Fan.

Xiao Wu threw herself directly into Ye Fan's arms.

Ma Hongjun looked at Oscar with ill intentions.
"Xiao Ao, your recovery sausage is quite effective and is quite popular."

"roll!"

Oscar kicked Ma Hongjun directly.

Flanders shouted at Tang San,
"Tang San, what are you doing!"

Tang San finally reacted.
Awkward, this is too embarrassing.

I actually did this kind of thing in public.

Awkward foot buckling.

My feet are almost tearing the soles of my shoes apart.

"Sorry, it's professional custom."

Just eight simple words,
The impact that Tang San gave to others was increased again.

"What the hell?"

"Occupational habits?"

Flanders couldn't help but pull down his signature black crystal frame glasses.

Eye-opening!

Everyone looked at Tang San in unison.

"Occupational habits?"

"These four words are well used,"

"What kind of job do you have to have such professional habits?"

In fact, Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar were not clear enough about Tang San's work in Yichun Tower.

Now it's really clear.

Flanders shook his head again and again.
"Tang San, ah Tang San, you really can eat anything."

(End of this chapter)