Douluo: Modify the plot, all members start to abstract
Chapter 90 Tang San and Yu Xiaogang are indeed a family, the same disgusting people
Chapter 90 Tang San and Yu Xiaogang are indeed a family, equally disgusting
"no no,"
Yu Xiaogang quickly changed his words and rushed towards Flanders.
Flanders moved half a step to the right.
Yu Xiaogang missed his target and stumbled to the ground.
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang no longer had the composure he had as a master.
Became very excited,
How exciting,
It's like a dog falling into the toilet and eating the buffet.
The stiff face suddenly relaxed.
"What's wrong? Tell me quickly."
Flanders urged,
He had never seen Yu Xiaogang like this before, it was very abnormal.
Yu Xiaogang spoke excitedly,
"My soul power has broken through level 30!"
At this time, Flanders was also very surprised.
"Your soul power has broken through!"
"This is a great thing!"
"Congratulations, Xiaogang. Your lifelong dream has finally come true. Your soul power has reached level 30."
"How did you break through?"
Yu Xiaogang was so excited that he started dancing and clapping.
"I'm telling you, I just smoked..."
Yu Xiaogang got embarrassed when he was halfway through his words.
"What did you smoke? Tell me quickly."
Flanders became a little anxious.
If even Yu Xiaogang was able to break through, then others who absorbed the soul power would surely rise rapidly.
"It's okay, I didn't smoke anything."
Yu Xiaogang smiled awkwardly.
"Nothing, nothing."
Flanders frowned and said,
"Xiao Gang, this is where you are wrong,"
"No matter what, you are a teacher at Shrek Academy."
"Shouldn't you think about the students of Shrek Academy?"
"If you have any method that can increase the speed of cultivation or break through the bottleneck, please tell me."
"Ma Hongjun, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong haven't even broken through to level 30 yet."
Yu Xiaogang shook his head quickly, "No, no, really not."
"Flander, you know me, if I had any, I would have told you."
"I'm not that kind of person."
"I will not treat my brothers as outsiders,"
Flanders snorted coldly. Isn't he just this kind of person?
We've known each other for so many years, how could I not know who you are?
There are five main things you need to do to get into trouble: betrayal, selling out your brothers, being a traitor, framing others, and seducing your sister-in-law.
"Okay, okay, okay, can't I just pretend you don't exist?"
At this time, Flanders was obviously dissatisfied with Yu Xiaogang.
There is a great opportunity for everyone to improve, but they just don't talk about it.
How can you use it secretly by yourself?
Otherwise, don't say it.
Don't let me know.
Now you let me know that there is, but you won't tell me.
Disgusting, am I?
"Dean, let me tell you."
Tang San finally couldn't help but speak.
"Wife, he is actually too embarrassed to speak."
"Oh?"
Flanders was immediately delighted, and the way he looked at Tang San became much more favorable.
This is the first time I feel that Tang San is a pretty good person.
At the very least, it is much better than Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang instantly became nervous, he looked at Tang San,
"No, Xiaosan, you can't tell me,"
"You can't tell anyone."
Yu Xiaogang is a person who cares most about his reputation.
If I tell people that I was able to break through by sucking Tang San's fart, how would I save my face?
There is no guarantee for the late festival.
"Wife, please tell me."
Tang San couldn't just watch his wife and his friend's relationship of decades suddenly end.
"Actually, my fart was absorbed by him."
"He absorbed my fart, and then he broke through the bottleneck of level 30."
Hearing Tang San's words,
Yu Xiaogang's old face drooped instantly.
He felt ashamed to face others. He glared at Tang San, "Xiao San, how could you tell anyone!"
Tang San sighed, "I can't watch your relationship being ruined because of this."
He looked at Flanders, but Flanders was just watching coldly, showing no sign of believing it.
The little bit of good impression that he had towards Tang San was gone.
As expected of Yu Xiaogang,
As the saying goes, if you are not from the same family, you will not enter the same door.
If you want to say it, just say it.
Or you just don't say it.
What do you mean by sucking a fart?
Are you making fun of me?
"Pretend, just pretend,"
"It's a good performance,"
Flanders snorted coldly,
"Xiao Gang, since you have already broken through level 30, I, as your big brother, can't just ignore you,"
"Tomorrow, everyone will set out for the Xingdou Great Forest."
"Go immediately and find your third soul ring!"
After saying that, he turned around and left without stopping.
"Dean, listen to me, it's true!"
Tang San shouted to Flanders.
Flanders got even angrier when he heard this and quickened his pace. He had never seen anyone so angry before.
Inhaling farts can increase your cultivation ability and lead to breakthroughs.
What, your fart is a panacea?
At this moment, Tang San and Yu Xiaogang looked at each other.
Both of them were extremely embarrassed.
"Xiaogang, it's a good thing the dean didn't believe it,"
"I guess he thought I was having fun with him."
Tang San smiled awkwardly.
"Don't blame me for telling this."
Yu Xiaogang shook his head, slowly walked back to the house and closed the door.
"It's okay, I don't blame you,"
"How could anyone believe this kind of thing?"
"I wouldn't have believed that sucking farts could lead to a breakthrough before I had any contact with them."
As he said this, he quickly took a piece of paper and wrote it down.
Fart is also a magical medicine that can speed up the pace of cultivation.
All his previous books were burned, and now there is nothing left.
At this time, Yu Xiaogang was actually a little relaxed.
In this way, he could suck Tang San's fart openly and honestly.
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang felt relieved.
Finally, I no longer have to worry about not being able to absorb farts.
"Xiao San, eat two carrots quickly to recover your soul power. I'll put another one in a while."
"it is good."
……
Yu Xiaogang was kneeling on the ground, holding Tang San's legs tightly.
I pressed my head up to avoid being blown away.
Strive to maximize the absorption of farts.
"boom!"
A loud noise sounded again.
The wind blew and the cheeks of Yu Xiaogang trembled wildly.
This time, only a small amount was missed.
Most of it was absorbed by Yu Xiaogang.
"thump,"
Yu Xiaogang fell to the ground.
Relax your whole body.
With his eyes slightly closed, he spoke only two words:
comfortable.
the next morning,
While everyone was having breakfast,
Flanders announced that he would take everyone to the Star Dou Great Forest to obtain the third soul ring for Yu Xiaogang.
No one else has changed.
Because we don't know much about Yu Xiaogang,
But Ye Fan is different.
Having read the original novel, he naturally knew that
Yu Xiaogang finally broke through to level 30 after washing his hands of the ninth-grade purple ganoderma.
How did I break through today?
Something is wrong. Nine out of ten things are wrong.
(End of this chapter)
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