The school beauty’s mother praised me for being so capable!

Chapter 28 Huang Chenwei's unique skill in picking up girls! (Please read on)
Since Wang Meifeng said Huang Chenwei could leave work early, he could now go straight home.

However, when he got home, he had nothing to do except playing Dota in a duo with Fatty.

If I stay in the company, I can sit with Liang Qingru and talk to her and exchange feelings with her.

So Huang Chenwei chose the latter.

He watched Liang Qingru work while chatting with her.

Huang Chenwei used to be an introverted person. He would get shy when he saw pretty girls and didn’t dare to talk to them.

Even if there is a chance to say a few words, the conversation quickly becomes dull and the topic is interrupted.

As a result, he had hardly spoken to Liang Qingru before this.

However, Huang Chenwei had married two wives in his previous life. After having a lot of experience in intimate conversations with girls, he summed up two chatting skills.

First, the most important thing when chatting with girls is to know how to brag.

Girls will only be interested in you when your blowjob is interesting.

Second, after getting familiar with a girl, you should know how to flirt with her.

Don't think of girls as pure and innocent as ice and jade. In fact, they are very slutty at heart.

Also interested in those things.

Chatting with them can not only quickly bring them closer.

If you meet a sexy girl, you can even develop a one-night stand with her and get to taste some fresh meat.

Later, Huang Chenwei liked to flirt with his college wife’s best friends and roommates.

He used the experience and skills he gained on Liang Qingru.

First blow to the east, then blow to the west.

Sometimes they talk about school memories, sometimes about trivial matters at work, and sometimes about jokes in life.

Huang Chenwei successfully made Liang Qingru laugh so hard that the big fruit on her thin branch kept shaking.

Seeing that the atmosphere was good, Huang Chenwei gradually changed the topic and started talking about some jokes with dirty touches.

"I was walking across the street the other day when I saw an interesting scene."

"At that time, an aunt was playing with a child in the inner street. A young man kept staring at the aunt's snow-white thighs under her skirt and soon blushed."

"After watching for a while, he suddenly noticed that the aunt was not wearing a wedding ring on her ring finger. He felt that there was something interesting, so he plucked up the courage and walked over to chat with her."

"Auntie, your child looks very handsome, sensible and smart. He looks a lot like me when I was a child."

"Do you know how the aunt answered?"

Liang Qingru tilted her head and thought for a while, but she had no idea at all.

"I don't know. Is that young man sick? Is it normal to talk like that?"

Huang Chenwei imitated his aunt's coquettish and shy tone.

"How can they not look alike? They all have the same father."

"At this time, the old men and women who were enjoying the cool breeze nearby suddenly burst into laughter."

Liang Qingru didn't understand at first, and asked with a look of eagerness.

"What do you mean?"

Huang Chenwei explained to her with a smile.

"This child of your aunt is born to the young man's father, so they are of the same species and look very similar."

"The young man didn't know, which means his father and aunt were having an affair."

"Aunt saw through the young man's interest in him, so she tactfully told him the truth. As a result, the young man fell in love with his father's lover, and he was definitely going to be heartbroken."

After Liang Qingru figured it out, she laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back and fell directly on the table.

"This kind of relationship is too outrageous, how can it be true? Are you making up a story to lie to me?"

"What's so against the will of heaven about this? You know, Mr. Hu from my neighbor's house, he turned 60 last year, his hometown was demolished and he was given a house. His son, Xiao Hu, is very smart and knows the law, so in order to get an extra house, he suggested that Mr. Hu divorce his wife."

"Then in order for Lao Hu to get a bigger house, he wants to find a woman to marry him temporarily so that the two families can get a bigger house... But because Lao Hu is too old, he can't find someone willing to marry him for the time being. Guess what Xiao Hu will do?"

Liang Qingru smiled and shook her head.

"I don't know. What can I do? Should I post a message online to ask Lao Hu to recruit a temporary wife?"

"No, Xiao Hu is smarter. He directly divorced his wife, Sister Hu, and then let Sister Hu marry Lao Hu!"

"Wow, this is too much, is this allowed by law?"

"Of course it's allowed. Xiao Hu is a lawyer. He knows there are many similar operations across the country."

Liang Qingru couldn't close her shocked mouth.

"This operation is amazing, what a talent!"

"But last week I saw Xiao Hu sitting on the street crying. I went to ask him what happened, and then I laughed so hard that I couldn't sleep for a week."

Liang Qingru opened her eyes wide and showed an expression that said I am easy to ride. "Is it possible that Sister Hu and Old Hu are in love, and they don't want to divorce after getting the house?"

Huang Chenwei stretched out a finger.

"That's only half right."

"Well, only half? What's the other half?"

Huang Chenwei said in a serious tone.

"Ms. Hu is pregnant."

Liang Qingru chuckled.

"No way, that's too exciting!"

"If Sister Hu divorces Old Hu and then marries Little Hu, wouldn't that be a mess?"

Huang Chenwei smiled and shook his head.

"It's not over yet. Old Hu and Little Hu both think the son is theirs. They asked Sister Hu to do a paternity test, but Sister Hu was unwilling to go. Guess what the final result was?"

Liang Qingru was already panting from laughing.

"...Ha~ What else can they do? No matter whose child it is, they can't end it."

"No, in the end Old Hu and Little Hu reconciled because Sister Hu gave birth to a black baby."

"this!"

Liang Qingru almost fell off her chair laughing.

"It turns out that Sister Hu drank too much soy sauce. This ending is too ridiculous."

For women, this ending is ridiculous, but for men, it is a tragedy...

Before they knew it, Huang Chenwei and Liang Qingru had been chatting until 12 o'clock, and it was time for lunch.

Liang Qingru covered her chest, took a few breaths, and said.

"It's time for lunch. You helped me a lot today. Come, I'll treat you to lunch."

She took out a takeout order from her trouser pocket and handed it to Huang Chenwei.

"Take a look at what dishes you like and I'll call for takeout."

Huang Chenwei found out that it was the takeaway order for roast goose, and he suddenly felt nostalgic.

When Huang Chenwei first started working in his previous life, he would order roast goose meal almost every day. It was his favorite takeout.

But later, for some reason, several roast goose shops closed down, and the roast goose shops that reopened later had completely changed in terms of dishes and taste. He never ate roast goose again from then on.

Thinking about it now, I miss it so much.

Huang Chenwei asked after looking for a while.

"what did you eat?"

“Spicy Shredded Chicken with Rice.”

Huang Chenwei was a little surprised that this beautiful girl actually liked spicy food.

In fact, Huang Chenwei’s favorite roast goose dish is spicy shredded chicken. He once set a record of eating spicy shredded chicken for a month.

Since Huang Chenwei hasn't eaten spicy shredded chicken for more than ten years, he would definitely order it according to his preferences.

But Huang Chenwei wanted to use a classic technique to pick up girls.

"I want to eat honey pork chop rice."

"Okay, I'm on the phone now..."

15 minutes later, the delivery man delivered the food. Huang Chenwei accompanied Liang Qingru to take the elevator to the first floor and got the lunch box.

They returned to their seats in the office and sat down to eat together.

Looking at the hand-shredded chicken in Liang Qingru's lunch box that was dyed red by chili oil, Huang Chenwei asked deliberately.

"Ms. Liang, your shredded chicken looks very spicy. Aren't you afraid of spicy food?"

Liang Qingru smiled proudly.

"Don't worry, I've liked spicy food since I was a kid."

"Also, don't call me Miss Liang anymore. We are classmates, and it's too formal to address me like that. Call me Qingru from now on."

Huang Chenwei grinned and took the opportunity to speak.

"Qingru, I want to try your spicy shredded chicken. Can I trade it with my honey pork chop?"

This is Huang Chenwei’s little trick for picking up girls.

While eating, exchange food with beautiful women!

(End of this chapter)