Douluo Dalu: The Story of the Three Dogs of Huo Fu's Ancestors

Chapter 43 It’s impossible to escape from Jae-jie

"Who is your teacher? I don't like teacher-student relationships. Even though you look small and ugly, you are very cute."

"And who are you calling dad? We don't have any sons!"

Looking at Tang Sanlang, who was extremely short, had an extremely ugly face, red eyes, and was panting heavily, Yu Xiaoan pinched her orchid fingers and said shyly.

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanlang took another careful look at Yu Xiaoang. He was of medium build, a little thin, with an ordinary and confident look, a slightly big mouth, and thick lips. He was definitely his teacher in Douluo Continent. In theory, he was invincible with Yu Xiaoang!

It's just that the latter is now wearing rouge that only women use, which makes her look a little weird, and just looking at her will make people feel inexplicably disgusted.
But it is absolutely correct, my teacher's theory is invincible, and he has never relied on his appearance and strength to make a living, but on his talent! Tang Sanlang said firmly.

"You are my teacher. As for my father?"

Tang Sanlang took another careful look at Tang Ritian, who was hugging and being intimate with Yu Xiaogang in public.

The latter was of sturdy build, but his attire was rather unflattering. He wore a shabby robe with many holes in it, without even a patch, revealing his bronze skin and dark, curly hair underneath.

His ordinary facial features were covered with a layer of waxy yellow, and he looked sleepy. His hair was a mess like a chicken coop, and his beard had not been trimmed for who knows how long.

His eyes were dull and dim, and he even had a strong stench on his body, which was a bit irritating to the eyes.
It is confirmed that he is his biological father, the only living father in his four lives. Even if there is someone with exactly the same appearance in another world, it is impossible for his temperament to be exactly the same, Tang Sanlang pointed out.

"it's him!"

After seeing Tang Sanlang's identification, the originally shy Yu Xiaoang suddenly pinched her fingers, put her hands on her hips, and used a hoarse voice to scold Tang Ritian who was standing beside her.

"Brother Ritian, you actually dared to betray the sacred love between us and even had a child. Woo woo woo."

After saying that, Yu Xiaogang actually burst into tears in broad daylight, on a busy street.

Tang Ritian and Tang Sanlang, the two bastards, kept staring at each other with green eyes. There was an inexplicable feeling when Yu Xiaogang saw that the former dared not comfort himself.

She glared at Tang Ritian and Tang Sanlang fiercely, turned around, gently lifted the corner of her clothes, stood on tiptoe, pinched her fingers together, twisted her buttocks in a very coquettish manner, and ran away in a very pretentious manner.

Seeing this, Tang Ritian glared at Tang Sanlang fiercely and shouted at Yu Xiaoang who was leaving.

"Little anal girl, listen to my explanation."

Yu Xiaoang didn't stop for him at all and continued to run like a woman. Seeing this, Tang Ritian prepared to chase her, but before leaving, he glared at Tang Sanlang fiercely.

"How could I have a son as ugly as you? Come with me and explain to Xiao An Mei, or I will make sure your anus is broken, your body is covered with wounds, and your heart is broken by your stick!"

Tang Sanlang said anxiously as he looked at Tang Ritian who was chasing Yu Xiaogang.

"Dad, I really am your son Tang San."

Tang Ritian ignored him. Seeing that the two men had no intention of stopping, Tang Sanlang shouted again.

"My mother and Master's wife are about to have their wedding night with someone else. We have to go and save them quickly!!!"

Tang Sanlang shouted at the top of his lungs, attracting the attention of the people around him. When they saw it was him, no one paid any attention to him.

Looking at the history of Yanggu County, the three most outstanding men gathered in one era.

One is Tang Sanlang, a sesame cake seller who is extremely short and ugly, and won’t let anyone touch his beautiful wife at home.

The second is Tang Ritian, who is lazy and drinks all day long, guarding a shabby blacksmith shop and never actively accepting business. The third is Yu Xiaogang, a hermaphrodite who is neither male nor female and swindles people all day long.

The latter two were originally outstanding men who would not be recorded in the county history, but!

One day, Yu Xiaogang tricked Tang Ritian and said, "A real man should fuck other men!"

The latter actually believed it, and then the two of them got mixed up.
Tang Sanlang roared until his face turned red and his neck became thick, but the two men seemed not to hear him and walked away quickly. It was obvious that he could not catch up with them with his short legs.

He could only watch from afar as Ah Yin and Liu Erlong entered Ximen Hao's residence, with a look of intense anxiety on his face.

But with his current strength, he couldn't even do anything to a weak woman like Pan Jinwu, let alone save his own mother.
At this time, a handsome young man in gorgeous clothes and with an elegant temperament was looking at her from a distance.

But no matter how Tang San stared at the handsome young man's face, the latter's face was blurry and he couldn't see his specific features at all. He just felt inexplicably familiar.
As time passed quickly, A Yin and Liu Erlong entered the luxurious mansion of Mr. Ximen Hao.

In the eyes of others, it was a luxurious mansion, but in Tang Sanlang's eyes, it was a huge, dark, greedy, and evil mouth that was about to eat his mother up completely.
Thinking of this, Tang Sanlang felt more and more uncomfortable, but he had no other choice. Instead of watching it helplessly, he might as well endure it for the time being!
He then planned to go home to find Pan Jinwu to comfort his wounded heart.

In Tang Sanlang's dilapidated hut.

Pan Jinwu looked at herself in the bronze mirror, her beauty that could make the moon ashamed of the flowers, the fishes sink to the depths of the water, and the geese fall to the ground, and she sighed heavily.

Today she suddenly realized that Tang Sanlang had used many despicable means to marry her.

At this time, Tang Sanlang, who was selling sesame cakes, came back and told her a lot of things. Pan Jinwu said with great disgust.

"You are a despicable, treacherous, wicked, ugly man. If you feel bad, just die!"

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Upon hearing this, Tang Sanlang was immediately filled with endless doubts.

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After learning the whole story, Tang Sanlang said innocently, "I'm doing this for your own good."

When Pan Jinwu saw Tang Sanlang being so shameless, she picked him up with one hand with disgust and kicked him out of the house.

Just like that, Tang Sanlang felt extremely depressed and had nowhere to go, so he wandered around Yanggu County. In a blink of an eye, it was already dark.

Tang Sanlang felt increasingly depressed and suddenly wanted to get drunk. He touched his pocket and revealed a bitter expression.

Using amazing wisdom, his eyes suddenly became cunning, his eyebrows slightly raised, and he thought of a good idea.

If he doesn't have money for wine, he will borrow from rich people. He has always been a practical man with strong ability to take action.

As night falls, the dim moonlight barely penetrates the thick clouds, casting a mysterious veil over Yanggu County tonight, as if something big is about to happen.

A short figure was wandering stealthily around a shabby blacksmith shop. Without the Tang Sect's unique skills and good physical fitness, he didn't dare to target the wealthy families.

His eyes flashed with sinisterness and cunning. The thief, who boasted of his amazing intelligence, sneaked into the blacksmith shop very carefully, not knowing that he had already been discovered by someone inside.

(End of this chapter)