Black Book

Chapter 33 Best Dinner Partner
"Are you the Zhu Haomiao?"

The voice is no longer as sweet and milky as before, but has become magnetic and low, more androgynous and neutral. You can call it the voice of a queen, or the bubbly voice of a scumbag...

But if he hadn't just seen his charming side, Zhu Haomiao would subconsciously be 100% sure that this was a male voice.

The main reason is that his temperament is too intimidating, sharp, full of aggression, aggressiveness and oppression, which dilutes and conceals the feminine and gentle part of him and highlights his masculine and handsome character.

Realizing that he was having all kinds of bold ideas uncontrollably, Zhu Haomiao retreated to the door in fear, shaking his head in panic.

"I don't know Zhu Haomiao. I just walked into the wrong room."

After saying that, with Li Cang's face full of question marks, Zhu Haomiao opened the door and ran, but ran into Ye Wanning who was carrying a lot of bags.

"Where are you running?"

"Senior Sister, I suddenly remembered that I have something urgent to do..."

"What's the emergency?"

"Emmmmmm..."

Zhu Haomiao was so worried about his sexual orientation that he couldn't come up with a reasonable reason for a moment and was stuck in the same place tragically.

Sensing the panic in the boy's words, Ye Wanning smiled coldly.

"Get in!"

"Senior Sister, I have something urgent to do!"

"No! You're not in a hurry!"

Without saying anything, Ye Wanning dragged the boy into the house, closed the door and locked it.

Click~
Hearing the sound of the door being locked, Zhu Haomiao shuddered all over and looked at Ye Wanning in disbelief.

You woman are really a tiger!
Do you know what it means to lock me up with you two?
That's double the thrill!

It is one times one that is more terrifying than one plus one!

Wait, there seems to be something wrong with this algorithm...

Forget it, as long as the meaning is summarized!
Are you afraid of couple's bowl?

Put the two of you together, first like this, then like that...if you say one more word, you won't pass the review!

In short, it's terrifying!
However, Ye Wanning did not notice Zhu Haomiao's sad and angry look at all. She put the bags of food in her hands on the table and waved to the figure on the sofa next to her.

"Cang Cang, it's time to eat."

Li Cang nodded, his delicate and flawless face still showing a hint of sleepiness and dullness. After another two seconds, he slowly stood up and helped Ye Wanning arrange the takeaways one by one.

"What are you still standing there for? Come and eat!"

Turning around, Ye Wanning found that Zhu Haomiao was still alert and vigilant, hiding in the corner stealthily, and waved at him unhappily.

Hearing this, the boy glared at her in dissatisfaction.

Am I your dog?
Just wave your hand and come to eat?
Have you ever heard that an honest person will not accept charity? !

Zhu Haomiao originally wanted to scold her loudly, but the aroma of the food wafting over was so tempting that he reluctantly moved over.

"Cang Cang, this is your [High Mountain Four Seasons Spring]."

"Xiao Shui, this is your [Jumbo Taro Balls, Red Bean Pudding, Coconut Pearl Milk Tea]."

Arranging Zhu Haomiao and Li Cang to sit face to face on both sides of her, Ye Wanning quickly took out the drinks, but her friend beside her frowned as she looked at the table full of delicious food.

"Ye Zi, how many days are you going to eat leftovers? Why are you ordering so much?"

Hearing this, Ye Wanning smiled complacently and patted the shoulder of the young man beside her.

"Hey, let me introduce you to my best eating partner, Zhu Haomiao!" "He must have awakened some kind of supernatural talent called gluttony, and can eat far more food than his stomach can hold at one time!"

"With him here, no matter how many dishes I order, there will be no waste. He can eat them all without leaving a single drop!"

"And he has a great appetite. He enjoys everything he eats!"

Li Cang, who was sitting opposite, blinked and stared at Zhu Haomiao expressionlessly.

"So... you are Zhu Haomiao."

No! I'm not!
After this meal I will change my name. From now on, please call me Niu Hulu Pervert!
On the other side, without noticing Zhu Haomiao's distorted expression, Ye Wanning patted Li Cang's shoulder.

"By the way, Xiaoshui, let me introduce you to this guy who is 1 meters tall and has legs that are 88 meters long. He is my good friend Li Cang. You can just call him Cang Cang."

Wow, he is 1 meters tall, with legs 88 meters long, so his upper body is a negative, right?
Zhu Haomiao was feeling very unhappy when he suddenly noticed a detail.

Wait, Cang Cang?
This seems like a feminine nickname!
His eyes lit up and Zhu Haomiao looked at Ye Wanning with hope.

I'm not a pervert, my sexual orientation can be saved!
"Senior Sister, this Cang..."

As if she had seen countless similar scenes and already knew what Zhu Haomiao wanted to ask, before he could finish, Ye Wanning curled the corner of her mouth and raised a gloating evil smile.

"male."

boom!
Seeing Zhu Haomiao's familiar expression of shock and despair, the evil smile on Ye Wanning's face became even more outrageous.

Li Cang on the side gave her a helpless look but did not refute.

Upon realizing this, the last glimmer of hope in Zhu Haomiao's heart was completely shattered, and his entire body seemed to have turned gray.

It’s over…Super double…Please call me Aixinjueluo pervert from now on…

But after a while, Zhu Haomiao suddenly changed his mind.

Wait, this doesn’t seem like a big deal compared to rushing the cat, right?

At least he is a human being!

And she is stunningly beautiful!

It’s okay to change into women’s clothes and play Su Daji!

My breasts are a little smaller...

Zhu Haomiao glanced at Li Cang's flat chest inconspicuously, thought seriously, analyzed carefully, and finally hit his palm with a hammer, and suddenly realized it.

It's not that I'm perverted, it's just that the other person is too beautiful, it's hard to tell whether he is a man or a woman!
When I type a question mark, it’s not me who has a problem, it’s him!

That's right!

It's not my fault, it's his!

When the thought of passing on the blame came to my mind, I suddenly felt that the world was wide open.

Zhu Haomiao sorted out his thoughts in an instant, and he suddenly felt a sense of clarity that could break through his confusion.

On the other side, Ye Wanning sipped on her [Jumbo Taro Balls, Red Bean Pudding, Coconut Pearl Milk Tea] and looked at Zhu Haomiao's smile of sudden enlightenment. A holy Buddha light seemed to emerge behind her, and her mind was full of question marks.

Where on earth has this guy's mind gone?
Even a crazy person like me can't keep up with him...

Forget it, let’s eat! Let’s eat!

Picking up the chopsticks, Ye Wanning attacked the delicacies on the table and was soon immersed in the dazzling array of delicacies. Li Cang beside her was also eating elegantly. Only Zhu Haomiao was thinking of something. He pursed his lips in an indescribable manner, his eyes wandering between the two of them.

Such a perfect couple, handsome man and beautiful woman, they should be a couple, right?
Then wouldn't it be a minotaur if I forcefully kissed my senior sister before...

Emmmm... Now I am eating with my victim face to face, I feel a little nervous...

(End of this chapter)