Black Book

Chapter 65 Diao Chan is a Rat
"What should I do? My application won't be approved again?"

Just when Zhu Haomiao was scratching his head in distress, Ye Wanning and Li Cang stood up together and spoke in unison once again.

"I'll apply!" ×2
After saying that, the two looked at each other in surprise, staring at each other stubbornly.

"I come!"

"No! I'll do it!"

Seeing the two people who were on the verge of a fight and neither of them would give in, Zhu Haomiao narrowed his eyes, and his gaze gradually became sharper, and he felt as if the abacus beads were about to fall on his face.

"You don't want to take Diao Chan for yourself, do you?"

The two people who were staring at each other fiercely had obvious expressions frozen, and they turned their heads slowly and stiffly tacitly, one looking to the left and the other looking to the right, avoiding Zhu Haomiao's sight and pretending to look at the scenery.

"Look into my eyes and talk!!"

"........."

After an awkward silence, Ye Wanning smiled dryly and changed the subject very awkwardly.

"Oh, so its name is Diao Chan. It is indeed a little beauty. So cute~"

"Woof! Ha~"

As if sensing his master's dissatisfaction, the little fellow barked like a dog and breathed fiercely at Ye Wanning.

"How dare you be mean to me? You heartless person, I just fed you grapes!"

Seeing Ye Wanning's deflated look, Zhu Haomiao felt both angry and amused.

"This guy is not the Diao Chan from the Three Kingdoms, but the Chan from the Greedy Bug!"

"Ah? Mink... Are you greedy?"

They were surprised for half a second, but when they thought about what Zhu Haomiao had just said, it could eat food dozens of times its own weight, Ye Wanning and Li Cang couldn't help but pursed their lips to smile.

"That's appropriate..."

But Zhu Haomiao was not prepared to let them go and directly brought the topic back on track.

"Tell me, why do you want to apply in your name?"

Having her trick discovered, Ye Wanning simply stopped pretending and put her hands on her hips, feeling righteous but confident.

"Because our application will definitely be approved, and when you enter the Fantasy Realm, we can help take care of Diao Chan, isn't that good?"

Hearing this, Zhu Haomiao frowned slightly.

What he was most worried about was that no one would take care of Diao Chan after they entered the fantasy realm. What if this guy starved to death after being gone for more than ten days?
After pondering for a few seconds, Zhu Haomiao slowly nodded.

"Okay, but you are just the nominal owners. I will take care of it normally."

Ye Wanning and Li Cang looked at each other in surprise and chuckled.

"no problem!"

Then, Ye Wanning excitedly handed grapes to Diao Chan, and the little guy accepted them all and stuffed them all into his mouth.

"Diao Chan, I will be your sister from now on, do you hear me?"

"Gee~"

The little guy didn't care what she said and just stuffed grapes into his mouth.

But as she was feeding, Ye Wanning raised her eyebrows in surprise.

"You say, is there a possibility that Diao Chan is a mouse?"

"what?"

After just half a second of silence, Zhu Haomiao and Li Cang shook their heads.

"No way. It doesn't have the big teeth of a rodent."

"But it has cheek pouches just like a hamster!"

Lifting Diao Chan off Zhu Haomiao's head, Ye Wanning pointed at the sides of its cheeks and said.

"Look, there are very weak space-time fluctuations in these two places. It didn't eat the grapes just now, but stored them in the cheek pouches on both sides of its cheeks."

"what?!"

Zhu Haomiao's heart moved, and he remembered that Diao Chan would inexplicably hold various foods in his hands and chew on them. He originally thought that they were the food reserves hidden by it, but he didn't expect that they were actually things hidden in its cheek pouches!

"But won't the food in the cheek pouch spoil?" "Probably not. I guess time stands still in there..."

Ye Wanning kneaded Diao Chan's cheeks, causing the little guy to show his teeth and claws, as if he was about to bite.

The next second, a banana was stuffed into its hand. The little guy smiled instantly and opened his mouth wide to stuff the banana into his mouth.

I didn't notice it before and thought it was eaten by it.

But this time, Zhu Haomiao finally saw clearly that Diao Chan's cheeks were bulging high, but the banana, which was longer than its body, disappeared into its mouth bit by bit strangely.

It looks just like a greedy hamster!

"You see, the space around its mouth is compressed, and the closer it is to the throat, the greater the compression ratio. Its mouth is like a space-time funnel. In theory, it can swallow food that is much larger than its own volume in one gulp..."

Pointing at Diao Chan who was desperately trying to poke a banana into his cheek, Ye Wanning's eyes lit up with a faint rainbow of light and she murmured to herself with interest.

Zhu Haomiao and Li Cang frowned at the same time and looked at each other subconsciously.

"Can you see the distortion of time and space?"

"No, can you?"

"Neither can I."

"Who in their right mind can observe time and space with the naked eye?"

After saying this, the two of them seemed to have exchanged some secret code. They picked up the drinks on the table and clinked them together, then looked at Ye Wanning at the same time.

"Despicable~"

"You two are sick, aren't you?"

"No, you continue."

"Keep going! Eat! The food will get cold if you don't eat now!"

Ye Wanning stomped her feet in anger, and her majestic chest suddenly surged. Zhu Haomiao just glanced at her instinctively, and was so frightened that he immediately looked at his nose and heart, silently reciting the Heart Cleansing Mantra.

Amitabha, the infinite heavenly master~
No astringency allowed!

No astringency allowed!

…………

After some self-hypnosis, Zhu Haomiao successfully suppressed the restlessness in his heart and focused all his attention on the table full of delicious food.

After a sumptuous lunch, Ye Wanning started a new round of self-destruction without hesitation.

"Experiment No. 279, trigger condition test..."

"Xiao Shui, sit down."

“Cang Cang, you just stand here and act the same as always. If he gets mad, you just beat him up!”

"........."

Zhu Haomiao raised his hand, wanting to say something but stopping himself, wanting to fight for some humanitarian treatment for himself. However, when he saw the handsome figure next to him wearing a set of golden holy clothes, he swallowed back the words that were on the tip of his tongue.

I'm a tough guy, how can I be outdone by this sissy?

With an inexplicable desire to win, Zhu Haomiao sat upright, watching Ye Wanning take a deep breath and slowly approach.

It was not until the tips of their noses were about to touch and their warm breath sprayed on the boy's face that Ye Wanning stopped with a red face.

"Do you feel anything?"

Zhu Haomiao felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. He always felt that there were gazes as sharp as steel knives beside him, ready to chop off his head at any time.

It feels so horrifying to see him being intimate with his girlfriend in front of the victim!

Brother Li, can you please not stand behind me? My back is cold...

"No...no special feeling."

Looking at the beautiful face so close to him, although he felt a little agitated in his heart, Zhu Haomiao still managed to suppress his awkwardness smoothly.

"Huh? Isn't that enough?"

Ye Wanning frowned in distress, bit her pink lips lightly, and leaned forward slightly as if she had made some kind of decision.

(End of this chapter)