From a Zhengyi Taoist Child to a Master of All Laws

Chapter 8 Marriage Horoscope [Please collect and vote]

After finishing breakfast, Chi Yanhong, with a green jade pendant on his hand, walked around Baiyun Temple and admired the scenery.

Li Yang certainly had no objection to the sponsor's strange behavior and allowed her to visit Baiyun Temple.

At noon, after receiving a wave of tourists, Li Yang went to the back mountain again to observe the movements of the three-legged golden toad.

As soon as we got near the rocks, we saw white smoke coming out of the squirrels and jumping around on the ground.

Li Yang took a closer look and discovered that the originally fluffy and shiny hair of this guy had been corroded by something and had several holes in it, emitting a foul smell.

The squirrel had an unwilling expression on its face, looking towards the cliff with anger in its eyes and its hair standing on end.

Li Yang understood in his heart that the fat squirrel must have been unable to restrain himself and wanted to steal the fruit, but ended up suffering a great loss at the hands of the three-legged toad.

Seeing this guy looking unconvinced even though he obviously couldn't win, Li Yang couldn't help laughing.

"Xuanzong of heaven and earth, the root of Wan Qi.

I have cultivated extensively for hundreds of millions of kalpas to prove my magical powers.

Within and outside the Three Realms, only the Tao is supreme.

There is golden light on my body, covering my body..."

A golden spell was cast on the squirrel, and the bloody wound immediately scabbed over. The squirrel finally calmed down a little.

But when he looked towards the cliff, Li Yang suddenly understood why the squirrel was so impatient. In just one night, two red fruits were missing from the small tree.

Judging from the squirrel's miserable appearance, it must have failed to get the fruits. The two fruits were most likely eaten by the three-legged golden toad.

There were originally 9 ripe red fruits on the tree, but now there are only 7 left.

Damn, at this rate, when the frog repellent is delivered, why bother fighting over the fruits? Can’t one man and one rat just eat the leaves directly?

Only those who endure the most hardships can become the best! Seeing that the two-legged beast was finally moved, the squirrel was inspired to fight again.

Li Yang and the squirrel decided to fight!
ten minutes later.

"Xuanzong of Heaven and Earth, Wan Qi's roots..."

Under the shade of the trees, a man and a rat were lying on the ground in a mess, gasping for breath.

Several large holes were corroded on the squirrel's hair, and Li Yang even lost a piece of his eyebrow.

After thinking for a long time, Li Yang silently opened his mobile phone and added a SF Express delivery for the three-piece set of insecticide, Qingtangjing, and chlorpyrifos that had not yet been shipped.

I can’t do it, I can’t do it, you toad are too evil.

"Don't worry, my cheat hasn't arrived yet. I'll let it know who is the boss of Baiyun Mountain in two days!"

The squirrel squatted on the ground in silence. This failure was obviously a big blow to it.

The man and the squirrel returned to Baiyun Temple dejectedly. The squirrel sensed something and didn't dare to enter the temple. It jumped off their shoulders and ran away halfway.

When the gate was opened, two or three tourists were seen visiting the inside of the temple in a serious manner.

Chi Yanhong, dressed in a Taoist robe, sat cross-legged on a cushion in the front yard, with smoke rising from the incense burner behind him.

Li Yang looked carefully. These guys were not visiting the Taoist temple, but were clearly here to see the beauties. Some of their eyes were almost glued to the person meditating in the courtyard. No, it should be Kun Dao.

Several tourists were startled when they saw Li Yang pushing the door open, thinking he was a wild man from somewhere.

Hearing the noise, Chi Yanhong looked up and saw Li Yang, who was dressed in tattered clothes. He covered his mouth and chuckled, then pointed downwards.

Li Yang looked down and his face suddenly turned red. The toad was so cruel that it almost blew off all his clothes.

By the time he came out after changing his clothes, several tourists had already gone down the mountain, and an old lady and a middle-aged man were surrounding Chi Yanhong and asking questions.

Chi Yanhong saw Li Yang and apologized first: "I'm sorry, fellow Taoist, these two believers are a little anxious, and you haven't come out yet, so they begged me to help them solve their doubts first."

Li Yang waved his hand and didn't mind.

The old lady had a hunched body and an earnest expression. There were many age spots under her eyelids, and the wrinkles on her face were so layered that they seemed to be squeezed together.

Li Yang took a look and found that he knew this old lady. She was the old lady from the Song family in the village below the mountain. She would come up the mountain once every two weeks to burn incense and pray for blessings. Sometimes, seeing that the people in the temple were living in poverty, she would bring some vegetables to the old temple master and Li Yang to improve their meals.

"Granny Song, are you here to pray for your grandson again?" Li Yang stepped forward and greeted her. Granny Song also had a grandson named Song Chao, an honest young man who had helped out on the mountain when the old master passed away, but his health was not very good. Granny Song prayed for this grandson every time.

What was a little strange was that the usually talkative Granny Song only responded indifferently, then pointed at the fortune-telling slip with trembling hands and continued to ask:

"So, Taoist priest, is there any conflict between my Chaozi and this girl's horoscope?"

"No problem. The marriage fortunes of the two are very compatible. The man is wood and the woman is water, which complement each other. The family and descendants will prosper."

After saying that, Chi Yanhong smiled and handed back two fortune-telling slips.

Many things like the Eight Characters are just nonsense. People usually look at the Eight Characters for good luck and fortune.

The Taoist priest would usually say something nice at this time, or at least say something mysterious and ambiguous, and would never stop it.

In fact, it is normal. The couple is in love with each other and talking about marriage. If you suddenly say that their horoscopes are incompatible, wouldn't that be uncomfortable?
When Granny Song heard this conclusion, her expression suddenly relaxed and her tense face finally softened.

The middle-aged man next to him also relaxed and said with a smile: "Grandma, I told you that I asked a Taoist priest to look at it before. This girl and your boy are very compatible. Why don't you go up the mountain?"

"Qi Yong, I would have felt uneasy if I hadn't personally gone to ask the Taoist priest. Thanks to you this time, my son Chaozi finally has a place to stay." Granny Song looked delighted, as if she had accomplished a major event in her life.

At this time, Li Yang ran to the main hall and took out the fortune stick box. He came out and said to the few people, "Grandma Song, you and I are destined to meet today. I want to interpret a fortune stick for you, which can also be regarded as a good start for Chaozi's marriage. What do you think?"

Then Li Yang started to talk excitedly, explaining the benefits of interpreting the lots, and that one lot only cost fifty yuan. He would also recite scriptures day and night, asking the Taoist ancestor to bless the couple with a son soon.

Chi Yanhong, who was standing next to him, shook her head in disappointment, but she also knew that most Taoist temples were like this now.
Burning incense, interpreting divination, worshiping the New Year's star... there are so many ways to do it that the tourists seem to want to empty their pockets.

What a pity! I originally thought that this guy, with a clean face and a hard life, was a man willing to practice asceticism, but I didn't expect that he was actually a charlatan and a vulgar person.

Li Yang didn't care about Chi Yanhong's gaze. What's wrong with the charlatan? Liver experience and development are the kingly way.

Besides, making money is not difficult.

"Xiaoyang, no need. I thank you on behalf of my son Chaozi. I have to go back to take care of the wedding soon, so I won't disturb you..."

Granny Song politely declined, but the middle-aged man next to her became interested.

"Little Taoist priest, is this your signature?"

"Sincerity leads to spiritual success."

"Well, tell me the answer, but if it doesn't work, I'll tear down your temple!"

When Qi Yong said this, his eyes were fierce and his face was covered with stubble, giving him the image of a street thug.

Li Yang raised his eyebrows: "What do you want to calculate?"

"Let's calculate my fortune and see when I can get rich in this life."

Qi Yong brought a chair and sat down at the table.

Li Yang shook the lottery stick box and fiddled with it for a long time. Qi Yong enthusiastically drew a lottery stick from the box and handed it to Li Yang.

As soon as Li Yang took the wooden stick, several scenes flashed before his eyes and he was stunned.

Chi Yanhong could no longer bear to see this kind of charlatan behavior, but because Li Yang was the real owner of Baiyun Temple, he had to turn around and walk into the main hall.

【Divination interpretation +1】

"How about it, little Taoist priest? How about my fortune in the second half of my life? Can I turn things around?"

"You can't turn it over. You will never be able to turn it over in your life."

Li Yang blurted it out without thinking.

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Qi Yong looked at Li Yang's resolute statement and was stunned.
Chi Yanhong and Granny Song were also confused
Before they could react, Li Yang snatched the fortune-telling slip from Granny Song's hand, took a closer look, and said seriously:

"Grandma Song, the horoscopes of these two people are not compatible. Although the man is wood and the woman is water, but one is Chen wood and the other is Geng water. Forcing them together will only cause the wood to decay and the water to dissipate, ruining all their fortunes and wealth, and most likely affecting their next life..."

Li Yang spoke in a serious tone, not caring at all about the increasingly ugly expressions of the others.

(End of this chapter)