One person: Brother Wang Ye, I leveled up by rebelling!

Chapter 1: The King Goes to the Mountain

Chapter 1: The King Goes to the Mountain
Northern Hubei, the Taoist holy land, Wudang Mountain.

"Emperor! Please help me get into the top five in this exam!"

"Great Emperor! May Xiaoxin accept me!"

The young Wang Ye stared with dead eyes, looking at his two brothers who clasped their hands together and made childish wishes in front of the Great Emperor Zhenwu. It felt like it was no different from blowing out candles on a birthday.

His two elder brothers asked him to come and worship as well, but Wang Ye just stared blankly at the statue of Zhenwu Emperor, unmoved.

"Forget it, forget it, leave him alone!"

"Go worship in another temple! I've worshipped them all!"

The two brothers left.

The short old Taoist with big ears came over, put his hands behind his back, and asked, "You kid, you just stare at me without even praying. Don't you have any wish?"

Xiao Wang also glanced at the old Taoist, then looked at the statue of Zhenwu Emperor and said:

"It would be too tiring for the Great Emperor Zhenwu to take care of so many things every day. I will save him some trouble."

After saying this, the Wudang Taoist priest sitting next to him couldn't help but burst out laughing.

However, the old Taoist Zhou Meng looked at the strange child deeply and said, "All living beings have troubles. If you really have a wish, just grant it to me..."

"He is such a capable old man, can I ask him a question?"

Zhou Meng was stunned for a moment, "What do you want to ask?"

Xiao Wang also looked up at the majestic statue of Zhenwu Emperor, and countless images flashed through his mind.

His family, friends, school, and the people who crowded the subway every day to make a living...

Rather than being a person experiencing life, he is more like a bystander. His background makes everything easy for him, and his talent enables him to deal with everyone.

His excessive precocity landed him in jail.

What’s the point of living?
Facing the Great Emperor Zhenwu, Wang Ye slowly spoke:
"What the hell am I?"

Zhou Meng looked at the little child, surprise and compassion flashed in his eyes. He opened his mouth but couldn't speak.

Who can answer this question?

"Go up the mountain and find some excitement."

Little Wang Ye suddenly discovered a little Taoist priest by his side. He was biting a white steamed bun and his clothes were covered with mud and fallen leaves.

"If you're like this, you'll get bored sooner or later. It's better to follow your heart, do what you want, and be a little rebellious."

A little rebellious?
Xiao Wang was also startled, his eyes gradually brightened up, and he looked at the sloppy Taoist priest who was chewing a dry steamed bun beside him.

"Xiao Xiaozi, what are you doing here?" Zhou Meng looked at the sloppy little Taoist priest who suddenly appeared.

Zhong Xiao raised his hand and responded, "Hello, Grand Master. I just came to play with you!"

Zhou Meng smiled helplessly, "You kid, you sneaked away from practicing again, didn't you?"

"Hey, look at what you said. Every monkey has its own way of being tied up. I like to go with the flow, but my master insists on controlling me. What do you think I should do?" Zhong Xiao complained to Zhou Meng in a pitiful manner.

"You still have reason not to practice?"

Zhou Meng didn't get angry but laughed instead. This strange boy had never been willing to practice martial arts since he was a child. Although his martial arts skills were not much behind his peers, he was chased around by his master who was disappointed with him all day long.

"Where is your master?" Zhou Meng asked.

"He should be scolding someone else, right?" Zhong Xiao waved his hand, and then found that Xiao Wang was also looking at him eagerly, then he touched his head and said:
"Anyway, you can always go down the mountain if you regret it. Your family has money, so you can spend it as you please, right?"

Zhou Meng hugged Xiao Wang and scolded him, "Don't lead Boss Wang's child astray!"

"Okay, Grand Tutor, then you two can chat, I'll go for a walk somewhere else!" Zhong Xiao stood up and patted his butt.

After stretching leisurely, he heard someone shouting at the door: "Zhong Xiao! You are wandering around instead of practicing! Do you still have me as your master?"

When Zhong Xiao heard the voice, he was so scared that he trembled all over like a little chicken. He quickly looked towards the door of the temple. There stood a Taoist priest in white clothes and a hat. It was his master, Taoist Yunlong!
"Damn it! Master, the Great Emperor Zhenwu is here! You can't hit me!"

Zhong Xiao wanted to hide behind the Great Emperor Zhenwu in panic, but he saw Taoist Yunlong's palms generating Qi, which separated into two forces, one hard and one soft, like a pair of yin and yang fish, forming a Tai Chi diagram in front of his chest.

"Tai Chi Mian Zhang!"

A force like a whirlwind flew out from Taoist Yunlong's hand, wrapped around Zhong Xiao and pulled him out of the hall.

"Oh my god, Master, please hit me more gently!"

Seeing Zhong Xiao wailing as he was dragged out of the hall by the force, Zhou Meng couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Then he looked at Xiao Wangye who was in his arms. Xiao Wangye also raised his head with a burning gaze and said to Zhou Meng:

"Master Dao, can I come up the mountain?" Zhou Meng looked at him, "I can come when your family agrees."

……

Ten years may sound like a long time, but to Zhong Xiao, who spent his days leisurely in Wudang Mountain, it seemed very short.

He was lying on a tree, with his legs crossed leisurely facing the sky.

[Ding! You resisted practicing, which was quite rebellious. You are rewarded: Qi +100]

[Ding! You have resisted practicing for 9999 times! Very rebellious! Reward: Tai Chi Perfect Mastery·Zhang Sanfeng Level]

Um? who?
Zhang Sanfeng, the founder of Wudang?
Tai Chi is perfectly mastered?
Zhong Xiao stood up excitedly and hit his head hard against a branch.

"Oh my god... it hurts, it hurts, today's system actually gave me such a good thing!"

"In the past, I just kept searching and gave 100 points of Qi every day!"

Zhong Xiao is a time traveler. In his previous life, he died suddenly due to working overtime for 996 hours at his workstation. After that, he traveled to the world of Under One Person!
Because of the tragic experience in his previous life, Zhong Xiao made up his mind since the beginning of his time travel that he must become a champion of tanking in this life!
work to earn a living?

It is impossible to work part-time!
I can't work in this life!
Even if you steal an electric bike, you won’t work!

Unfortunately, even after traveling through time, Zhong Xiao still had bad luck as he was an orphan. Fortunately, he was discovered by Taoist Master Yunlong, who brought him to Wudang Mountain and accepted him as his disciple.

Speaking of Wudang, Zhong Xiao has been here for more than 20 years. What is its biggest feature?
Just poor!
So poor!
Steamed buns and pickles for one meal and radishes and vegetables for the next meal, who can stand this kind of food for a long time?
Taoist priests are also human beings, okay!

They don’t eat well, but practice martial arts diligently every day. Do Wudang disciples have human rights?

Fortunately, when Zhong Xiao was determined to fight against the chaotic social atmosphere, the rebellious upgrade system awakened in his body.

If you don't obey discipline, you will become stronger!

The system coincided with Zhong Xiao's ambition, so there was a rebellious disciple on Wudang Mountain who skipped his training all day.

Lying on the tree, peeking at pieces of sky through the leaves rustling in the wind, it was quite pleasant!

"You little brat! You're slacking off again!"

"It seems that you have mastered Tai Chi to a high degree. Let me test you?"

Taoist Yunlong's voice suddenly sounded below, startling Zhong Xiao.

Test me?

Your Tai Chi, sir, is the best in the entire Wudang!

This is my go-to market!
...No, I think I just received a system reward?

That is Zhang Sanfeng's Tai Chi!
Zhong Xiao poked his head down from the tree and said to Zhong Yunlong in a pretentious manner:
"Master, have you ever been defeated in Tai Chi alone?"

Taoist Master Yunlong: ???
"You ate too much and can't digest it, right?"

Taoist Yunlong used Tai Chi power to pull Zhong Xiao down from the tree, and he fell flat on his face.

Zhong Xiao touched his butt, thinking that it would be great if his master could be more relaxed in managing him and have a competition to prove his strength.

But Taoist Yunlong did not come here for this this time.

"The person you've been thinking about is here."

Taoist Master Yunlong took a step forward, revealing the person behind him.

This man was wearing a vest, had black hair, and spoke in Beijing dialect:

"Brother, your way of making an appearance is really unique."

"Xiao Yezi?"

Zhong Xiao was stunned for a moment, then looked at Wang Ye, who still had short hair, and asked, "Have you graduated from college?"

"Well, we've graduated. This time I'm officially your junior!"

Wang Ye looked at Zhong Xiao, who was still in a lazy state, and couldn't help but smile, then he reached out and pulled him up.

Zhong Xiao looked at Wang Ye, his heart already exploding.

Wang Ye officially joins Wudang, which means that the plot of Under One Person is about to begin!

Brain storage!

The logic of this article is not rigorous, the writing is not rich, and the plot is non-sensical.

I just hope that readers will enjoy reading this and at least have a laugh, and temporarily escape from the bloody three-dimensional world.

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(End of this chapter)

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