One person: Brother Wang Ye, I leveled up by rebelling!

Chapter 97 Officer, I’m here to surrender!
Chen Mulin wore a black mask and a black hat, covering herself tightly.

Her mask is woven from the bones of the shikigami, but she cannot summon the same shikigami continuously in a short period of time.

Therefore, as a little-known actress, in order to avoid causing unnecessary commotion, she wrapped herself tightly.

Before parting, Zhong Xiao complained:
"Why don't you just ask the bone girl to weave two more at a time?"

Chen Mulin: ...

What you said makes sense, but the summoner cannot wear this mask alone. It requires the Bone Girl's own energy to stick it to the skin.

So, even if you prepare a few extra sheets of dough, it’s useless if you can’t put them on your face.

Zhong Xiao: "Try 502?"

Chen Mulin: ???

What do you want me to do when I take off the mask?
I want to save face, I am a traffic idol!
What can I strive for without good looks?
A competition of strength?

In short, recently, the news that Chen Mulin will hold a concert in Chengdu has been revealed, and even many fans from Hong Kong have come from afar to support her.

In order to express gratitude to these fans, Chen Mulin decided to do a big job for them.

Throughout the ages, there have been many talented people at concerts. Some played air guitar like crazy, some took off their clothes and threw them to the audience, and some squatted on the stage to reward fans with holy water...

Admittedly, these are all very abstract, but compared to what Chen Mulin is preparing to do, they are not considered hard work, but can only be said to be a bit immature.

After all, she was going to be kidnapped directly from the concert.

Even though it was a fake kidnapping.

But Chen Mulin imagined that when he came back after finishing his work, given the level of abstraction of today's Internet, he would definitely have the title of "Legendary King of Endurance".

"Alas, that's all for later. If it doesn't work out, I'll just quit the industry."

Chen Mulin sighed and walked through the cheering black-clad hunks. They were so busy celebrating that they didn't notice that their young lady had already walked out of their "encirclement".

Chen Mulin looked around helplessly, but didn't find her mentally ill housekeeper, so she reached out and patted the big man.

"Where's your leader?"

The big man was stunned for a moment, then hesitantly replied: "I went to the police station..."

"Huh? Why did he go to the police station? Can't he just use his cell phone to call the police?"

The tough guy was immediately ashamed and didn't know how to answer, because he knew that their boss had run away!
But why go to the police station if you want to escape? Shouldn't you go to the airport?
……

……

police station.

"Uncle Hat! We found the will-o'-the-wisp!"

The policeman was stunned. What kind of name is this?
Looking at the child in front of me who was only as tall as my waist, I thought to myself, isn’t this the naughty child who just picked up the fake face?

"Where is your mother?" asked the policeman.

"Oh, Mom is at the door. She fainted from the will-o'-the-wisp!"

Number: 6
Great filial piety!

“Xiao Wang! Xiao Li! Go quickly and see if there is a woman who has fainted outside! Bring her in first, check the situation, and then call 120!”

Following the old police officer's instructions, two young policemen hurried out and soon carried an unconscious woman into the police station.

After temporarily settling the woman down, the policeman touched the little boy's head.

“It’s great that you thought of asking us for help!”

The boy tilted his head, "No, I just want to tell you that my mother and I saw a will-o'-the-wisp."... You little brat! You really don't understand what I'm saying!

The old police officer rubbed his forehead, thinking that the children raised by young parents were too ignorant... maybe the parents themselves were also ignorant!
They were so scared by a fake face that they called the police! What about will-o'-the-wisp? The child didn't understand it, but you, an adult, don't understand it either?
"Where is the will-o'-the-wisp, kid?"

"It was right at the door, but it went out after a while..." The child looked quite aggrieved.

The old police officer squatted down, touched the boy's head, and explained: "Child, there are no gods or ghosts in the world. This will-o'-the-wisp is actually called phosphorus fire. Phosphorus is a chemical substance. When you grow up and learn chemistry, you will understand it naturally."

The boy looked up at the old police officer.

"I know that phosphorus fire is produced because after a corpse rots, the phosphorus element in the bones will change and produce phosphine. Because phosphine has a very low ignition point, it can spontaneously ignite and form will-o'-the-wisp."

No, buddy, do you understand all this?
"Kid, how old are you? How come you know so much..." the old police officer complained.

The boy thought about how old he was, then said:
“7 years old, learning programming.”

Old policeman: 6, kid, you’ve been well behaved. Don’t put pressure on me anymore.

When I was your age, I was still peeing and playing in the mud at the entrance of the village!

"Uncle Hat, I understand all that, but why do phosphorescent lights fall from the sky?"

The old man twitched his lips, constantly reminding himself that children should not be afraid of what they say, and then he casually explained, "This kind of thing appears from time to time in the city. Maybe you are still short, so you think it fell from the sky?"

"But--"

The kid wanted to retort, but he heard a loud bang at the entrance of the police station. A black car suddenly rushed to the entrance of the police station at an absolutely speeding speed, and almost failed to brake and crashed into the police station.

"Fuck? So impatient? This shouldn't be a child's trick this time, right?"

The old police officer asked the kid to sit down, then he hurried out and watched an elegant man in a tight suit and gold-rimmed glasses hurriedly get off the car.

"Officer! Officer! My young lady is missing! My young lady is missing!"

The butler wanted so badly to throw himself into the old police officer's arms that the old police officer immediately dodged him in disgust.

These young people from the upper class like to have fun, and these old men who dress profusely look like losers.

The old police officer knows this all too well. After all, Chengdu is a city known for being full of “zeros”!

"Young man, calm down first and give us the specific information of your lady, including her recent locations and photos!"

"Okay, okay! Officer, let me take a breath, let me take a breath..."

The butler's heart almost jumped out of his stomach and he was gasping for breath.

The kid sitting nearby glanced at him disdainfully and said to himself, "Why didn't you call the police first?"

A word to awaken the dreamer.

The old police officer was also confused. Yes, why not call the police first?

As long as we know the name, the files and everything can be moved around at will, and we can even arrange staff in advance!

The butler took a deep breath and said, "Officer, I came here for a reason. I want to turn myself in!"

ha?
The old police officer was completely confused. How could you do whatever you wanted?
"Why are you turning yourself in?"

Hearing this, the butler burst into tears and snot. He came to turn himself in because he had lost the young lady and was afraid of being hacked to death by the Hongmen!

"Oh, officer, the prison is safe! I have to stay in the prison. Can you please let me in first?"

"I'm a senior lawyer, really. I have a certificate. Once I calm down, I'll immediately come up with some charges for myself! I must be sentenced to life imprisonment! Lock me up for life!"

Old police officer: ???

No, what's wrong with this world?
How come I don’t meet any normal people all day!
(End of this chapter)