I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 12 You believe what I, a lunatic, say!
That night, Su Lin was just about to go out to play.

His aunt stopped him and told him something.

"Xiao Lin, your uncle and I are going out for a few days. You stay at home and don't run around. I've bought the food for you. It's in the refrigerator. You can cook."

Su Lin nodded in agreement and asked casually what it was.

His aunt's eyes turned red as she explained vaguely:
"It's your sister Xiaomeng's place. We don't know the details."

Lin Xiaomeng is his daughter, and Su Lin's cousin.

"Xiao Meng?"

A cute little girl with twin ponytails and big eyes immediately appeared in Su Lin's mind.

When I was young,
No one wanted to play with Su Lin because they were all afraid of him.

However, his cousin Lin Xiaomeng was not afraid of him and would play with him whenever she had time.

Therefore,
Lin Xiaomeng was one of the few playmates Su Lin had when he was a child, and he left a deep impression on her.

But since he was sent to a mental hospital,
Never saw him again.

I heard that he is studying in another city.

"Okay, auntie, I'll take care of myself."

Su Lin nodded.

Su Lingjuan gave Su Lin some more instructions, then left in a hurry with her husband.

After they left,

Su Lin lay down for a while and felt a little hungry, but he didn't want to cook.

But people can't go without meals, and we don't know how long my aunt and her partner will be out this time.

So Su Lin came up with an idea:
Go to the old man’s house for dinner.

Do it when you think of it, so Su Lin went out.

I passed by a store on the way and bought a white ghost mask and put it on my face.

I said before,

Wang Xinmin's home is a small courtyard with its own entrance and a low wall.

When Su Lin arrived, he didn't hesitate to jump over the wall and went in.

This is also a coincidence,
In the living room, Wang Xiaoqiang was watching TV alone.

I didn't hear anyone jumping in from the yard.

The old couple were doing something in the bedroom, groaning.

I'm not afraid that Wang Xiaoqiang will hear it.

Su Lin walked over and stood outside the window, looking inside through the glass.

Then when they were about to reach the top,
Suddenly, his energy sank into his dantian, and he let out a series of strange laughs.

“Jiejiejie~~~~”

Su Lin's face was pressed tightly against the glass, with a ghost mask on his face. The light was dim, with only the pale moonlight falling. Just imagine what it looked like.

really,

Wang Xinmin was so frightened that he fell off the bed, and his thing immediately became soft as a soaked dough twist.

Zhang Aiqin was so frightened that she screamed: "Ghost!!!"

Su Lin laughed twice and deliberately scratched the glass with his fingernails, making it squeak.

When Zhang Aiqin saw it, she fainted immediately. She didn't even bother to put on her clothes. She looked like a cucumber dipped in sauce.

Wang Xiaoqiang heard the noise and ran in.

As soon as he saw the ghost face on the window, he fell to the ground with a thud.

His butt just happened to press on his father's thing, causing Wang Xinmin to scream strangely and his face turned purple in pain.

Su Lin then walked in leisurely and asked:
"What were you doing just now?"

Two of the three people fainted, and the remaining one, Wang Xinmin, recognized Su Lin's voice.

He immediately yelled, "It's you... you you you, what on earth do you want to do? I'm calling the police."

Su Lin shrugged, "Report it. Anyway, I'm a psychopath, and it's not against the law to kill someone."

Wang Xinmin suddenly became depressed and said with a sad face:

"Brother... no, Dad, what do you want to do? You've messed up our family. We can't go to school and we've lost our jobs. Even if we've offended you and made you angry, you should have calmed down now, right?"

Where is this child's previous toughness?

Su Lin said angrily, "No, I haven't had enough fun yet."

Wang Xinmin went completely crazy: "Dad, what do you want me to do to let me go?" "You can let me go if you want me to, unless..."

Su Lin's eyes rolled.

Wang Xinmin's eyes lit up as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw: "Unless what, you tell me...just tell me."

Su Lin said, "Look, I just got out of the mental hospital, I don't know anyone, I have no place to eat and no place to stay. Only your family is familiar to me. Don't you have any expression of gratitude?"

Wang Xinmin was confused: "What do you want to express? Money? How much do you want? Just tell me the number?"

Su Lin shook his head: "We are father and son, why should we talk about money? I just want to live in your house for a while. Don't worry, I will move out when I find a place to live."

"what?"

Wang Xinmin was stunned and stammered, "You...you want to live in our house, this...this is inappropriate, right?"

Su Lin shrugged indifferently, "It's okay if you don't want to, I'm leaving now, see you tomorrow!"

After saying that, he walked outside.

"Wait...wait a minute."

Wang Xinmin called me again, his face was gloomy and uncertain. I guess there were two villains fighting in his mind.

One said, "Let him stay, let him stay."

Another said: "Okay, okay!"

"You...you swear to God that you will move out after staying for a few days?"

Wang Xinmin finally compromised and tried to communicate with Su Lin.

Su Lin immediately smiled, raised his hand and swore to the sky:
"I swear, I will stay in your house for a while and then leave. If I don't leave, let me fall into a snake den and be crawling on by thousands of snakes."

Once this oath was made,
Wang Xinmin shuddered visibly.

Maybe he was thinking of that horrible scene.

And chose to believe Su Lin.

"Okay, then you can move in." He said helplessly.

"Thank you. I haven't eaten yet. Please go and cook for me."

Su Lin said with a smile.

Wang Xinmin had no choice but to swallow his anger and wake up his wife and ask her to cook.

When his wife heard that Su Lin was going to move in, she immediately became depressed and tears fell like beads from a broken string.

"Oh my god, what sin have I committed? My life is so miserable."

"Why are you howling? Go and cook."

Su Lin shouted, and then slapped her again.

Sure enough, the slap worked. His wife went to the kitchen to busy herself without saying a word.

The little beast also woke up slowly.

When I woke up, I saw Su Lin next to me.
His body was shaking like a kettle that had turned into a spirit. He cowered in the corner and didn't even dare to come out.

Su Lin shouted to him:
"Xiao Qiang, come here, grandpa will give you a greeting gift."

As he said that, he took out a snake from his pocket and threw it over.

"Gah!!"

Before the snake arrived, the little creature fainted again.

Wang Xinmin was also panicking, his mouth trembling, pointing at Su Lin and saying:
"You... why are you holding a snake again..."

Su Lin rolled his eyes and said unhappily:

"What are you afraid of? I bought this toy snake at the store as a gift for my oldest grandson."

"Playing... with a toy snake?"

Wang Xinmin then breathed a sigh of relief and walked over to grab the snake.

As a result, the snake immediately crawled up his arm, scaring the old man so much that he jumped three feet high and did a breakdance.

You know what, the dance is quite artistic and very rhythmic.

"You, you, you... didn't you mean the toy snake?"

After finally getting rid of the snake, Wang Xinmin was trembling with anger and pointed at Su Lin's nose and asked.

Su Lin shrugged:

"You believe what a psychopath says!"

(End of this chapter)