I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 31 Zhang Li's Composition: My Beastly Dad
"You look so ugly now, so disgusting, let me put some makeup on you!"

Su Lin picked up the chili powder, pepper powder, chicken essence and MSG next to him and smeared them all on the old man's face.

The old man screamed like a pig being slaughtered.

"Oh, sorry, it's too popular. You've become a celebrity. I'll change it for you."

He picked up the vinegar and soy sauce and poured them all on the old man's head.

"Ha, it's much prettier now. My makeup artist is pretty good, isn't he?"

Su Lin clapped his hands and laughed.

At this time, Zhang Chuan in the living room also heard his wife's screams and rushed over to bang on the door.

You see,
This is the disadvantage of the villa, it is so far away.

If it were a normal family, they would have heard the noise long ago.

"Wife, what's wrong with you? Open the door!!"

The old man regained his strength when he heard this, and howled at the top of his lungs:

"Hold...Hold someone, that little thing is coming...Ouch!"

Seeing that her mouth was wide open, Su Lin couldn't help but feed her a big spoonful of soup.

The soup had just been scooped out of the pot, it was boiling hot, and Su Lin had added some ingredients to it.

The old man's mouth was immediately burned and blisters appeared on it, and he screamed like a boiling kettle.

Zhang Chuan outside got anxious when he heard this and shouted, "Wife, hold on a little while, I'll call someone now."

Call someone?

Su Lin thought it was so funny.

He has long blocked the mobile phone signals in this villa and even the door is locked. It would be strange if you could call someone.

At this time, Zhang Chuan's wife didn't know where she got the strength from.

Finally I opened the kitchen door and crawled out.

Zhang Chuan, who was holding the phone at the door, immediately met Su Lin.

When he saw his wife's miserable condition, he immediately became angry.

"It's you, fuck!"

He rushed over with the phone in hand.

But the next second, he was kicked in the stomach by Su Lin, and his body folded and flew backwards.

As a result, it hit Zhang Li, making her scream.

As soon as Su Lin saw her, he became furious.

He rushed over, grabbed her hair, and threw her to the ground like a volleyball...

There was a muffled sound.

The little beast was stunned by the blow. After he came to his senses, he cried loudly in pain and kept shouting for help.

"Ahhh, it hurts, help!"

"pain?"

"Do you feel the pain now? Where's the energy you had when you beat others? If you have the guts, don't scream."

Su Lin said with a sneer.

"I...I...if you hit me once today, I will whip Lin Xiaomeng ten times."

The little thing was gasping in pain, but his mouth remained hard and his face looked fierce.

The bones are quite strong, much stronger than your father's.
Su Lin gave her a thumbs up, then kicked her out.

When Zhang Chuan saw his daughter being beaten, he got up, threw himself on Su Lin's back and strangled him.

But Su Lin was so strong at that moment that he grabbed his arm and threw him over his shoulder.

I was thrown directly out, and even the TV on the wall fell down. I was in so much pain that I couldn't get up for a long time.

Su Lin squatted down and grabbed the little thing's hair.

What she saw on her dropped phone was Plants vs. Zombies.

"You like playing Plants vs. Zombies, right? Come on, I'll play with you. Are you happy?"

Zhang Li was speechless and struggled desperately.

Su Lin's face darkened and he slapped him: "I'm asking you a question, speak up! If you keep pretending to be dumb, I'll beat you to death."

"Ahhhh!"

Seeing Su Lin's ferocious and murderous eyes, Zhang Li finally got scared and screamed again: "Dad, Mom, help, help!"

"Fuck, I'm asking you if you want to play Plants vs. Zombies?"

Su Lin slapped Zhang Li on the face several more times.

"Play, I play!!"

Zhang Li was frightened and spoke quickly.

Su Lin said: "Okay, now you are a zombie and I am a plant."

He grabbed a banana from the table next to him, chewed it up, and then sprayed the banana all over Zhang Li's face.

"Banana shooter, biubiubiu~~"

"Sweet... banana cannon..."

Zhang Li said subconsciously.

"Fuck, I just like being a banana shooter, what's it to you?"

Su Lin's old face turned red and he slapped him.

He has never played the second generation.

After vomiting for a while, I felt that the effect was too small, so I turned around and saw two big watermelons under the table, both of which looked like winter melons.

"Now I'm a watermelon cannon."

After saying that, he picked up a watermelon and smashed it on Zhang Li's head. Immediately, the red watermelon juice flowed all over her body. Then he smashed another one, which made Zhang Li scream.

At this time, the little thing's face was covered with bananas, its hair was wet, and its face was covered with watermelon seeds. It looked as miserable as it could be.

But he didn't even dare to fart.

She finally felt a strong fear in her heart and she no longer spoke tough.

The man in front of me is really a madman, a complete madman.

"Is it fun?"

Su Lin asked with a smile.

Zhang Li shook her head frantically.

"Fuck, how dare you say it's not fun?" Su Lin was furious and grabbed her hair and beat her with a few watermelon rinds.

Bang bang bang.

After two or three hits, Zhang Li's forehead was covered with red and white pickled stuff.

Zhang Chuan finally recovered, and rushed over howling and was about to kick Su Lin.

But he forgot that there was a watermelon on the ground, and he lost his balance and fell sideways in front of Su Lin.

"Hey!"

The back of his head hit the ground and he let out a scream.

Su Lin was happy: "You want to play too? Okay, now you are the sunflower and I am the zombie, and the zombie is going to beat the sunflower."

After saying that, he picked up the chair next to him and started smashing it until it fell apart.

"Ouch~~"

Zhang Chuan howled in comfort, curling up into a ball. His body was covered in watermelon juice, just like a roasted shrimp.

Zhang Li took the opportunity to try to crawl away, but Su Lin pulled her back by her legs. After two bangs on her, she immediately became obedient.

"The game isn't over yet, where are we going?"

"Oh, madman, he is really mad, help, help!"

Zhang Li yelled.

"Hey, you still have strength?" Su Lin kicked her and sent her flying.

Zhang Li's mother came back to her senses, ran over, hugged Su Lin's thigh and started biting it.

Su Lin turned around and kicked her under the table.

She was kicked like a pig being slaughtered.

Finally, Su Lin was tired of fighting.

He lay down on the sofa, pointed at Zhang Li's mother and said:
"I'm hungry, go make me some food."

Zhang Li's mother looked at Su Lin hatefully without saying a word.

"Fuck, didn't you hear me when I asked you to cook?"

Su Lin dragged Zhang Li over and slapped her several times, making Zhang Li scream again.

"Stop hitting me, stop hitting me. I'll do it! What do you want to eat?"

Zhang Li's mother finally gave in and asked while crying.

"Eight-pound lobsters and crabs as big as washbasins, go ahead."

Zhang Li's mother was stunned: "No...no!"

"Fuck, why would I open a restaurant without you?"

Su Lin grabbed Zhang Li and beat her again.

"I...I'm running a restaurant!"

Zhang Li's mother's face was full of despair.

Su Lin touched his forehead and said, "Oh, it's a mess, so let's just cook two dishes."

Zhang Li's mother went to the kitchen to cook, crying.

Looking at Zhang Li, Su Lin thought of his student Wang Xiaoqiang and became interested again.

"How's your study going? Seeing how you bully Xiaomeng, your grades should be good, right? How's your score in Chinese?"

Poor Zhang Li was beaten so hard that she was out of her mind, so how could she answer?

"Fuck, I'm asking you a question!"

Su Lin slapped him a few more times.

"Three...thirty~" Zhang Li finally woke up.

"Fuck, you got 30 points and you're not ashamed to say that. Wang Xiaoqiang got two points higher than you. Come on, I'll give you some extra lessons."

Su Lin thought of his beloved disciple Wang Xiaoqiang, and his desire to be a teacher came back again.

"The topic is 'My Beastly Dad'. I'll give you ten minutes. If you can't finish it, I'll beat you to death."

Su Lin threw a piece of paper to Zhang Li.

Zhang Li was trembling all over: "Ah? I...I...I can't write."

"Fuck! If you can't write it, I'll break your hand."

Su Lin grabbed her hair and slapped her several times, making Zhang Li's face full of fear.

Then, Su Lin picked up a kitchen knife and chopped it on the table with a clang, sending sparks flying.

Zhang Li burst into tears out of fear, shaking all over like a chicken caught in the rain: "Dad, Dad, help me!"

Poor Zhang Chuan had been beaten to the point where he couldn't move, so how could he save her life?

Su Lin rolled his eyes and said cheerfully, "Sure, you can ask your dad to help you write it."

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