I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 35 Are you going crazy with me? I'm so funny! I'm even afraid of myself when I go crazy

"You...you, you dare to hit someone?!!!"

A few middle-aged women were so angry that they rushed over and grabbed Su Lin's clothes.

Can Su Lin spoil them?

He fell to the ground and said, "Come on, kill me. If you kill me, you'll get shot and I'll be reincarnated as your father in the next life. As soon as you're born, I'll sit on you to death to save you from being a masochist."

"Hahahahaha!"

The passengers in the car were almost laughing to death. As the saying goes, a wicked man needs to be dealt with by a wicked man. They had never seen anyone like Su Lin.

But...it feels so good!

"You, you, you..." The aunts were so angry at Su Lin that they were shaking all over, like a broken tractor.

Su Lin stood up again, "You won't hit me? If you don't hit me, I will hit you."

After saying that, he rushed forward and started beating up the aunties, causing them to scream in agony.

"Ahhhh, madman, this guy is a madman."

"Oh my god, stop hitting me, stop hitting me!"

"Call the police immediately, someone has been beaten to death!!"

"Ah, ancestor, please stop hitting me."

Amid the noise, the car arrived at Baima Town and drove into the Baima Town Police Station.

The uncle in the two hats first checked Su Lin's information, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

This is a psychopath. Why would you bother with a psychopath? Are you bored?
Then he asked seriously:
"what happened?"

Su Lin, the evil man, complained first, pointing at the old witch and saying, "She asked me to give up my seat, but I didn't, so she hit me and gave me a big slap. Look how she hit me in the face."

"They all started to attack me. So many people were beating me up. I was so miserable!"

Su Lin showed the police his arm, and sure enough, there were several bloody marks, which were caused by the aunties' fingernails.

The uncle in the hat looked at the old witch and the middle-aged women and said, "Giving up your seat is a favor, not giving up your seat is your duty. Why are you hitting people for no reason? Look at how you hit the child."

"He...he's talking nonsense. It was obviously him who beat us."

The old witch and the aunt were so angry that their bodies were shaking like gas tanks that had become spirits.

"Can he beat so many of you by himself? Besides, aren't you guys injured?"

Uncle in the Hat turned a blind eye to the big footprints on several people. He is a mental patient and it is better to mind his own business.

"Alright, alright, since everything is fine, you can go first and don't cause us any more trouble. I'm busy preparing for the inspection here."

The uncle in the hat might really have something to do, so he criticized Su Lin briefly and let him go first.

"Goodbye!"

Su Lin waved to them and left decisively.

"Hey, why did you let him go? He beat someone up and still got away. Is there any law?"

The old witch and a few middle-aged women were unhappy and started to yell.

"He's mentally ill. Why would you bother with a mentally ill person? Even if he's beaten to death, no one will care."

Uncle Hat said, shaking his head.

"He is mentally ill, am I also mentally ill?"

The old witch was shaking with anger.

After leaving the police station, I saw that Su Lin had not gone far.

The old witch was so angry that she yelled at Su Lin, "Just wait for me."

Su Lin spat at her, and the old witch ran away in fear, accidentally falling down.

Su Lin felt a little guilty after seeing this.

23 hours, 59 minutes, and 57 seconds of madness, and three seconds of guilt.

Okay, the three seconds were over, Su Lin was in a good mood, and strolled casually on the street.

Baigong Village is actually under the jurisdiction of Baima Town, but it is some distance away.

The bus can only go here, and you need to take a three-wheeled vehicle to reach the rest of the journey.

After strolling on the streets of Baima Town for a while, I met the girl who was in the car just now.

The girl blushed and said to Su Lin: "Thank you for just now..."

Su Lin waved his hand and said cheerfully: "You're welcome. This is just routine operation. It's not worth mentioning. It's not worth mentioning."

"Anyway, thank you. If it weren't for you... My home is nearby. How about you come over to my house and have a seat?" The girl looked grateful.

Su Lin shook his head: "Forget it, I won't go. I still have to go home. We'll see each other another day."

"Oh, okay then. Can I have your phone number? I'll treat you to dinner when you're free some other time." the girl asked.

"Sure." Su Lin exchanged phone numbers with the girl.

"My name is Bai Shuang, goodbye!"

"Oh, my name is Sulin, bye!"

After Bai Shuang left.

Su Lin strolled for a while, but there was nothing interesting.

Just as I was about to find a three-wheeled motorcycle to go to Baigong Village, several people suddenly rushed up and pushed me to the ground.

Then a woman in her twenties came over, stared at Su Lin and said viciously:
"You little bastard, you dare to mess with my mother, I'll kill you."

It rained the day before yesterday, and the ground was full of sewage, mixed with other people's garbage and dead rats. The smell was very strong.

After Su Lin was pushed down, his head was pressed into the dirty water.

He didn't struggle, and took the opportunity to gurgle...slurp...

Several people were stunned: "What the hell, what is he doing?"

With this hesitation, the strength in his hands loosened.

Su Lin stood up suddenly, and with a mouthful of dirty water in his mouth, he excitedly hugged the woman in front of him.

Then, in her horrified eyes, he kissed her passionately...

“Ahhhhhhh!!! Gurgle~”

The woman let out a heart-wrenching scream, then lay on the ground and vomited wildly, almost vomiting bile.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Su Lin pointed at the woman and almost died of laughter.

The woman vomited for a long time, her eyes were red, and she stood there wiping her mouth frantically:

"What are you standing there for? Beat him up. Beat him to death."

The big men finally reacted and came up to beat Su Lin.

Su Lin was not polite either. He grabbed the dead mouse on the ground and stuffed it into the mouth of the big man in front of him, and then gave them a few painful blows.

Wow, magic damage and physical damage together.

"Ugh~~"

“Ahhhhhhh!!!” Several big men broke through their defense and lay on the ground howling.

The woman was stunned, and the look in her eyes when she looked at Su Lin was not right:
"You, you, you...are you crazy? Ah, don't come over here, or I'll call for help..."

"Scream, no one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out!"

Su Lin was like a villain in a novel, laughing sneeringly.

He walked over and rubbed her clothes with his hands, making them all dirty, and flicked her shoulder strap.

Snap! It broke! The quality is not good.

"Ahhhh!"

The woman let out another heart-wrenching scream, which made Su Lin's ears hurt.

"Howl your mother, throw money!"

Su Lin gave her two painful slaps and kicked her to the ground. The woman lay on the ground and howled.

After giving her a few more gulps of dirty water, Su Lin clapped his hands in satisfaction.

You want to compete with me in craziness? That’s hilarious! When I get crazy, even I’m afraid of myself.

When I looked up, I saw the old witch watching me not far away.

When she saw Su Lin had discovered her, she stepped back as if she had seen a ghost.

He didn't even care about his daughter lying on the ground.

brute!

Su Lin grabbed a pile of dog shit and threw it over.

Oh wow, it hit the bull's eye.

The old witch's heart-wrenching screams rang out in the street.

……

Not long after, Su Lin and the woman were taken to the police station.

"It's you again, what happened this time?"

When Uncle Hat saw Su Lin, he was overwhelmed.

I thought to myself, why is he here again after he just left?
Su Lin shook his hands vigorously and said, "Ask her."

"Uh...can you go wash your hands first?" The uncle in the hat covered his nose and backed away.

"Oh, okay."

Su Lin wiped it on the woman's body.

The woman screamed in fear, and the uncle in the hat was stunned.

After washing my hands, I came over and saw the uncle in the hat criticizing the woman.

"Yang Qiaolan, your father Yang Dahai is the head of Baigong Village, and he is a public official. You are bringing people to seek revenge. What's wrong with that?"

Su Lin was stunned.
The village chief of Baigong Village?

Isn't that his home village? What a coincidence?
Yang Qiaolan stared at Su Lin angrily: "He hit my mom first."

"Don't talk about things without evidence. Your mother isn't even hurt."

Yang Qiaolan wanted to say something else.

The man in the hat said impatiently, "Alright, alright, just be quiet and stop causing trouble."

After leaving the police station, Yang Qiaolan pointed at Su Lin from a distance and shouted, "Just wait, this matter is not over yet."

After speaking, he ran away.

Su Lin waved at her politely: "Goodbye!"

"I'll see you again with your uncle's legs!"

The woman shouted from a distance.

But she didn't think of it now.
The two will see each other again soon!
Be patient for a moment. You have occupied Sulin's house and pushed your parents' graves. Do you still want to live a good life? Dream on! It's guaranteed to be a good life!

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