I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 38 Yes, I’m a good person and I don’t fight!
Police station.

"Why are you two here again? What's going on this time?"

Uncle in the Hat looked at the old witch and Su Lin and felt overwhelmed.

It's only been two days and he's been to prison for the third time. What's going on?

Old witch: "He..."

Su Lin interrupted the spell directly: "Why did she speak first?"

The old demon almost bit his tongue and said angrily, "Then you speak first."

Su Lin: "Why should I speak first?"

Old witch: ...

Policemen:……

Are you performing a skit with me here?

Uncle Hat pointed at Su Lin unhappily: "You speak first."

Su Lin shrugged: "She hit me first, I was defending myself."

"You're going to die!"

The old witch took advantage of the police presence and started crying:
"He's talking nonsense. I ignored him this time. He...he rushed up and beat me up. This guy beat me up. Oh my god, it hurts so much. Police, you have to do this for me, wuwuwu~~~"

As she spoke, she actually burst into tears!
There’s nothing I can do. I feel so wronged!
"Is that true?" The police looked at Su Lin with a headache.

After Su Lin left last time, they even studied Su Lin’s resume, which was really eye-opening.

Because a dog barked at him, he killed fifty-two dogs nearby.

If someone says something like "What are you looking at" to you, he will chop you so hard that you can't get out of bed for several months.

Such a powerful man is actually from our Baima Town?

Su Lin said seriously, "How is it possible? I am such a kind person, a very good person, emotionally stable, respectful to the elderly and loving the young. How could I possibly hit an old lady? I even gave her my seat on the bus, don't you think so... Auntie!"

The last two words "Auntie" came out from between her teeth, and the old witch began to tremble again.

"You...you are talking nonsense, it's obviously you..." The old witch was shaking with anger.

"What about me?" Su Lin glared at her.

"Alright, alright, just be quiet!" the police said helplessly.

"You are the only eyewitness. Tell me, who started it first?"

The police asked Su Qiang who was standing by.

Su Lin and the old witch both looked at him.

Su Qiang's face turned red. He looked at the old witch, then at Su Lin, and fell silent.

The old witch yelled at the top of her voice: "Su Qiang, you bastard, your ancestors should speak up. Who hit who first? Speak up."

Su Qiang's eyes turned red, and he suddenly looked up and pointed at the old witch:
"She was the first to attack. I was there at the time and saw with my own eyes that she attacked the young man first. She hit him very hard. The young man had no choice but to fight back. She was the first to attack."

"what!"

Su Lin smiled.

"What?"

The old witch was stunned.

After she realized what was happening, she was extremely angry and rushed over to tear Su Qiang apart:

"Su Qiang, you've grown wings, haven't you? You dare to frame me? I'll kill you. Believe it or not, I'll kill your whole family and your ancestors."

"Be quiet!"

The police didn't let her off and immediately arrested her.

But the old witch still refused to give in and struggled to hit Su Qiang.

Su Lin said cheerfully: "Do you want my help? I guarantee I can make her obedient."

You can pull it down!

The police rolled his eyes. If we hadn’t shown up in time, would she still be alive?
"Okay, okay, since you were the first to attack, then you should apologize to him and go to the clinic to get bandaged yourself," said the police.

"I apologize to him? That's too dark. Is there any justice in the world?"

The old witch tasted the darkness of society for the first time and was so angry that she started shaking and pointed at Su Linren like she was almost going crazy.

"You were the first to attack me, what do you want? He was acting in self-defense, I'm lucky I didn't cause any trouble to you."

How could the police not know what kind of person the old witch is? She bullies people and is a complete scoundrel.

She usually causes them a lot of trouble and has been fed up with her for a long time.

"You you you... Oh my God, is there still justice, is there still law, I will not live anymore!!!"

The old witch was so angry that she started howling and was about to throw a tantrum.

"Fuck, who dares to hit my mother? I'll kill him!" At this moment, a man rushed in with an angry face and a murderous look.

Su Lin took a look and saw that it was a man with a tattoo of a green dragon on his arm, slanted eyebrows and droopy eyes. He didn't look like a good person at first glance.

"Yang Wei, calm down. This is the police station, not your home."

The police stopped him.

When Su Lin heard this, he asked, Yang Wei?

Isn’t this Yang Dahai’s youngest son, the bastard who occupied his house and got married?
Great, we're together!

When the old witch saw her son coming, she immediately gained confidence and pointed at Su Lin while crying:

"Son, he was the one who beat me!"

"If you dare to hit my mother, I will skin you alive."

The man with tattoos roared and kicked towards Su Lin.

Su Lin didn't move at all and was kicked hard.

The two little men immediately rejoiced in his mind, beating gongs and drums:
"Oh no, I got beaten."

"Self-defense, self-defense."

"Kaonen Niang!"

Su Lin kicked the man with tattoos, knocking him against the wall next to him, and he bounced back.

He was still not satisfied, so he rushed over, grabbed his hair, pressed him to the ground, and then punched him in the face again and again.

"Ahhhhh!!"

He was very strong and very fast, and the little beast screamed in agony after being hit, and had no power to resist at all.

The two uncles in hats saw that something was wrong and quickly separated the two people!

Because Yang Wei was the first to attack, Uncle Hat gave him a stern warning. Yang Wei was so angry that his hands were shaking. He stared at Su Lin and wished he could eat him.

Su Lin made a scissors gesture to him.

Are you angry? I just want to ask you, are you angry?

Yang Wei nearly exploded, and the police could barely hold him down.

In order to prevent further accidents, the police had to talk to Su Lin and the old witch and her son separately.

An uncle in a hat called Su Lin aside and tried to persuade him:

"Su Lin, I know you have a mental illness, but that's not a reason for you to fight. Can you please stop hitting people? Let's talk it over nicely. It's very difficult for us to deal with you like this."

"No." Su Lin said.

"Why?" Uncle Hat was stunned for a moment.

Su Lin told the truth: "I was beaten just now, and I can't swallow this."

"You..." The policeman was completely speechless.

You were beaten? Good man, do you have the nerve to say that? Who was beaten?
They were all watching when Yang Wei was being pushed against the wall just now.

"Okay, this is a society ruled by law. If you beat someone up, you'll go to jail."

"I'll go to jail, but I can't swallow this humiliation!" Su Lin said angrily.

Finally, after being persuaded by the police, Su Lin reluctantly agreed to stop beating people.

"What if they hit me?" Su Lin asked.

"Don't worry, I'll make them promise not to bother you again."

"What if I cause trouble for them?" Su Lin asked again.

"You...can you please speak properly?" The policeman was furious.

Then I thought about it and realized that this person was a psychopath. I could only say in a nice way:

"You haven't suffered any loss anyway. Just take a step back, write a letter of guarantee, and let the matter be over. Don't cause us any more trouble." The police said helplessly.

"Okay, I'll write it!" Su Lin was happy. He loved writing letters of guarantee the most.

Anyway, I can't guarantee anything, so you can write it however you want.

After writing the guarantee letter, the police arranged for them to stay and then drove them back to the village.

Before the police left, they specifically reminded us: "Don't fight again. We are very busy every day and don't have time to mess around with you."

"Yeah, I'm a good person and I don't fight!"

Su Lin nodded.

The policeman's mouth twitched.

Good person? Who is a good person like you?
Do you have any misunderstandings about good people?
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