I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.
Chapter 41: The Domineering Effect of Super Itch Powder
Chapter 41: The Domineering Effect of Super Itch Powder
It was already evening and the sky was very dark when the auxiliary management team's car stopped at the gate.
Su Lin was killing chickens in the yard.
"Bang, bang, bang, bang!"
There was a knock on the door, and a duck-voiced voice shouted at the door:
"Listen, everyone inside, open the door quickly, or we will rush in."
When Su Lin heard this, he became very angry.
I thought to myself, isn't it just killing a chicken? Is it necessary to make such a big fuss?
I went to open the door immediately.
"What are you doing?" He opened the door and said with wide eyes.
"You...F*ck!!!"
The four men outside the door, wearing assistant manager uniforms, wanted to show off their power, but when they saw Su Lin's appearance, they were so scared that they stepped back one after another.
"You, you, you...are you a human or a ghost?"
Several people's hearts almost jumped out of their chest when they saw Su Lin, who was covered in blood and had unknown objects on his hands.
It's so scary at this late hour.
"Grass!!"
So infuriating.
You can hit me, you can scold me, but you can't insult me.
I'm such a grown man standing here, and you actually ask me whether I am a human or a ghost?
Su Lin was so angry that he raised his arm and pointed at the people in front of him, "You... eh? Wait, what's going on with the blood on my hand?"
Su Lin looked at his bloody hands in surprise.
Oh shit, there’s half a chicken intestine?
Only then did he remember that when he killed the chicken just now, the chicken was not completely dead, and he and the chicken were fighting a desperate battle.
"What do you care whether I am a human or a ghost? What are you doing in my house? If you have something to do, just fart now." Su Lin was still waiting to eat chicken and had no time to waste talking to them.
"You... Is this your home? You are lying with your eyes open. This is obviously the home of the village chief Yang Dahai. If you know what's good for you, get out of here right now, or I will kill you."
The leader noticed Su Lin's shadow, and he gained courage and pointed at Su Lin's nose and said.
"Fuck, this is obviously my house. Didn't you see I killed a chicken at home?"
Su Lin said angrily.
Is there any connection between these two?
Several assistant managers were stunned for a moment.
"Stop talking nonsense, are you going to get out of here or not?" the leading assistant manager said arrogantly with a small moustache.
Su Lin’s answer was straightforward, he just closed the door.
"Grass!"
The man with a mustache was shaking with anger. He usually acted tyrannically by relying on his position as the captain of the auxiliary management team.
I didn't expect to be humiliated here today. I'm so angry.
"Break the door open for me, damn, I'm not going to punish him today."
Three men rushed forward and smashed the door, breaking it open with a bang.
When they rushed in, they saw Su Lin holding a chicken's neck and swinging it for fun. The whole yard was covered in blood, like a murder scene.
Especially since blood was dripping down his face and body at this moment, and when illuminated by the light in the house, he looked extremely terrifying.
"You, you, you...put the chicken down first."
People in rural areas tend to be superstitious. When the man with a mustache saw Su Lin's expression, he wondered if he was performing a shaman dance.
Thinking about this, I feel a little scared.
"I'll let you go."
Su Lin was killing the chicken just fine, but these people messed it up, and he was so angry.
He immediately rushed forward with the chicken in his hand and started swinging it.
Well, even after death, the chicken is not at peace. If the chicken still has a spirit in heaven, it would probably cry for a long time before it can recover.
Bang Bang Bang! !
Several people were beaten by Brother Kun and fled in all directions in a miserable state.
"Damn it, use the baton and kill him."
The man with a mustache got angry and took out his baton, ready to beat up Su Lin.
Su Lin rushed over and kicked him hard, making him sit on the ground.
Just as the man with a mustache was about to speak, Su Lin slapped him in the face with a painful blow.
"Ouch, oh shit, why does it hurt so much? Shit, shit, shit!"
The man with a mustache covered his face and howled on the ground.
His three men saw it and rushed over: "Let our captain go."
Su Lin was not polite at all and gave each of them a painful blow.
"Ouch, it hurts. It really fucking hurts!!"
"Shh, it hurts, why does it hurt so much?"
The three men dropped their batons and lay on the ground.
Su Lin clapped his hands in satisfaction and was about to throw them out when he suddenly remembered his super itching powder, for which he had not yet tested its effects.
Just use them for experiments.
So I took out a pack of super itching powder from the system space.
It’s a big bag that looks like laundry detergent, with “Super Itch Powder” written on it.
So he opened the bag, grabbed a handful and sprinkled it on the four people.
Three seconds later...
“Ouch, oh oh, it’s itchy, so itchy, it itches to death!!”
The mustache guy didn't even bother to cover his face, his hands were cramping and he was scratching all over.
But the more he scratched, the more itchy it became, and he kept rolling on the ground due to the itch.
“It itches, it itches so badly! Ahhhh, help, help, help, ahhhhhhhh.”
He screamed in pain from the itchiness, and his body twisted and contorted, sometimes into an S shape, sometimes into a B shape.
The other three were not much behind.
Just like a maggot that has gone mad, it keeps twisting on the ground, scratching its ears and cheeks, living a life worse than death.
"Ahhh, it itches so badly, kill me, kill me!"
"I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore, ah ah, let me die, quickly!"
Su Lin was shocked when he saw the miserable state of the four people.
What the hell!
This super itching powder is so powerful? It's much more useful than the big pussy bag.
Fortunately, with the system, he is immune to the itching powder, otherwise he would have been itchy to death after grabbing a handful just now.
"Ahhh, please, please hit me, ahhh, it's itching so badly."
The man with a mustache was lying on the ground, twisting his body constantly. His skin was scratched and all covered with blood.
Is this requirement not met?
Su Lin was amused and gave him a painful slap in the face.
“Shh, it hurts, it hurts so much!!”
The man with the mustache was stunned by this, but he was still shouting:
"Pain is better than itching. When it hurts, it stops itching. It feels great!!"
Ha ha!
It is true that true knowledge comes from experiments.
Only then did Su Lin realize that everything the emotional system gave him was complementary.
The Painful Big Pocket can cause ten times the pain to a person.
And super itching powder can make life worse than death.
But what I didn’t expect was that the Painful Pocket could actually alleviate the effects of the Super Itch Powder.
This... is simply too much.
"Oh, please, please hit us too, I can't stand it, it's so itchy."
"Hurry, hit us."
The other three pleaded in unison.
So then the fun begins.
The four people took turns begging Su Lin to give them the BUFF of Painful Big Pocket, kneeling on the ground in an orderly manner, just like primary school students who had made mistakes.
Su Lin held the chicken in one hand and refreshed the buff for them with the other hand.
"Come one by one, don't fight over it. If anyone tries to fight over it, I won't give him the buff."
Su Lin took turns slapping them.
But the problem is that this doesn't work. The effect of super itching powder lasts for 72 hours.
Could he continue to fight like this until three days later?
After asking the system, I realized that I had misunderstood.
The duration of super itching powder is related to the amount used.
Simply put, the less you use it, the shorter it lasts, and the more you use it, the longer it lasts.
For example, although he grabbed a handful just now, it was divided equally among four people.
So it only lasted about two hours.
then,
In the following time, Su Lin would slap them a few times every once in a while to give them buffs.
The four poor people felt so aggrieved and tears were streaming down their cheeks.
They are usually the superior ones and everyone has to call them brother wherever they go.
When have you ever suffered such injustice?
Kneel here and beg for a slap in the face.
What is this thing called?
But there is no way, the itching on the body is simply unbearable.
To describe it as extremely itchy and difficult to endure is far from the correct meaning.
Life is simply worse than death.
Compared with this strange itch, the pain that is ten times the pain in the painful pussy is so comfortable.
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(End of this chapter)
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